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(Huffington Post)   A new study finds that men yodel in the canyon in order to prevent their partners from cheating   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 109
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2013-07-04 11:26:42 AM

numbone: I worked helping lay brick one summer. An older black mason told me, "show me a dude that don't go down on his woman and I'll show you a woman I can have".


Prince Hall makes the ladies feel like queens?  What a cunning.plan.
 
2013-07-04 11:27:18 AM

PonceAlyosha: oldfarthenry: [www.cityofart.net image 468x322]
Yeeoodeela-hee-OO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Autocunnilingus just sounds painful, what with the boobs in the way.


Not to mention the stickshift.
 
2013-07-04 11:28:32 AM

rev. dave: I have personal experience that this method is ineffective.


And she probably wanted you to convert as well. Ow.
 
2013-07-04 11:29:07 AM

numbone: I worked helping lay brick one summer. An older black mason told me, "show me a dude that don't go down on his woman and I'll show you a woman I can have".


I call bullshiat, everyone knows black dudes don't do oral.

/That's racist
//I keed
 
2013-07-04 11:31:27 AM
The Principle Investigator of the study is actually a good friend of mine.

/CSB
 
2013-07-04 11:31:51 AM

sand_in_my_vagoo: Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.

This thread could have been closed after this comment. There is something wonderful and satifying about feeling her close her legs around her head as she reaches climax.


You're doing it wrong, not that anyone should take oral sex advice from "sand in my vagoo".
 
2013-07-04 11:33:57 AM
so assuming that not all men are as keen as everyone who's posted so far, where are the 'ew gross'/lazy and selfish naysayers?

or is fark solely peopled by nice guys?
 
2013-07-04 11:35:11 AM
Oh, you poor sheltered boys
Reference below:

http://youtu.be/ajLt0PFumvo

PS - I do it both ways while my hubby watches, and it sure isn't about reproduction!
 
2013-07-04 11:38:13 AM
goddam! DEFINITELY not clicking on that at work though
 
2013-07-04 11:39:20 AM

Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.


Agreed on all counts. It also makes for a unique experience for your lady too if while during your work down south if you can gently squeeze parts of the body all over. Although communication is of course key to get a feeling for her body to know when to stimulate what parts at the right time to get those multiples and to maximize the release of her pleasure wave. Plus it's always an adventure to lift that skirt to have at it, wipe her up after you're finished, and quickly wash your face and then go out to dinner. Some may feel uncomfortable if the ritual of a post-sex shower hasn't been taken to clean up. Otherwise she'll go around glowing the rest of the evening with that freshly pleasured feeling with a bit of a power trip since it was all to quickly service her and she's still in the same clothes that she orgasmed in. But mainly you'll keep sex on her mind, which may also be a new experience for her.
 
2013-07-04 11:40:19 AM
I only do it so I have an excuse not to talk.
 
2013-07-04 11:41:48 AM

Theaetetus: sand_in_my_vagoo: Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.

This thread could have been closed after this comment. There is something wonderful and satifying about feeling her close her legs around her head as she reaches climax.

You're doing it wrong, not that anyone should take oral sex advice from "sand in my vagoo".


Heh. That's what I get for not previewing before posting.
 
2013-07-04 11:42:46 AM
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"Does this have anything to do with trying to find the little man in the boat?"

/You read that in his voice.
//hot
///Triple Independence Day slashies!
 
2013-07-04 11:48:32 AM
Sometimes it's the view.
 
2013-07-04 11:54:02 AM
wyltoknow: I know a girl whose boyfriend never went down on her. He didnt do a lot of stuff, really. She told him that she would prefer the sexual reciprocation, but he always had some excuse or complaint as to why he couldnt. There were many problems in their relationship, but she couldnt bring herself to break his heart by leaving him. At least, not until I started going down on her. Then she found it quite easy to end things with him.

That guy was gay. I'm not saying that in the bro "stupid" way, I mean he was probably legitimately homosexual... Either that, or the girl was unpleasant down there.

I do it because I love doing it. Sometimes I even beg because it brings me such pleasure, and she happens to enjoy it, too.
 
2013-07-04 11:58:25 AM
A Swiss traveling salesman was walking his difficult mountainous path rounds in the Alps when a sudden storm blew up.  He sought shelter in a nearby small mountain house.  The Swiss farmer welcomed him in from the storm and introduced him to his wife and beautiful daughter.  After a simple but delicious evening meal, they all retired.

In the morning after breakfast, the farmer went to his barn and the salesman to the front porch where there was a splendid view of the mountain valley below.  The salesman was taken by the view and began to yodel.  Soon, the farmer emerged from the barn with a shotgun in hand and shot the salesman dead where he stood.

Mountain neighbors soon were scurrying up the path to see what had happened.  The farmer said, "I figured he had probably screwed my daughter but it was just too much when he yodeled that he'd diddled the old lady too.
 
2013-07-04 11:58:34 AM
I'll be that guy.

I've gotten Fark time-outs for lesser offenses. Put a NSFW tag on this thing.
 
2013-07-04 12:02:45 PM
You folks will never yodel as well as this guy. (youtube, sfw)
 
2013-07-04 12:03:14 PM
A cheater is going to cheat. No amount of selfless oral will change that. You just hope you find a partner that is willing to talk to you openly and honestly about whatever is on their mind. That being said, cunnilingus is amazing, tastes great, and is a great tool of you're doing the D/s thing.
 
2013-07-04 12:07:20 PM
Explains why my ex wouldn't let me go down on her no matter how much I begged.  She didn't want to be distracted...
 
2013-07-04 12:13:16 PM

pissnmoan: A Swiss traveling salesman was walking his difficult mountainous path rounds in the Alps when a sudden storm blew up.  He sought shelter in a nearby small mountain house.  The Swiss farmer welcomed him in from the storm and introduced him to his wife and beautiful daughter.  After a simple but delicious evening meal, they all retired.

In the morning after breakfast, the farmer went to his barn and the salesman to the front porch where there was a splendid view of the mountain valley below.  The salesman was taken by the view and began to yodel.  Soon, the farmer emerged from the barn with a shotgun in hand and shot the salesman dead where he stood.

Mountain neighbors soon were scurrying up the path to see what had happened.  The farmer said, "I figured he had probably screwed my daughter but it was just too much when he yodeled that he'd diddled the old lady too.


Morale of the story:

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
 
2013-07-04 12:15:07 PM

olapbill: Stay on target... stay on target....

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You came in that thing?
 
2013-07-04 12:23:16 PM
And if she is cheating, your going to know it.
 
2013-07-04 12:27:00 PM

stuffy: And if she is cheating, your going to know it.



You speak from experience I see.
 
2013-07-04 12:34:53 PM
I have always wondered why most guys in general like to play the lady harmonica. I am just not into that myself, but being the nice person I am have played along from time to time.
 
2013-07-04 12:38:08 PM
For those who can't yodel, there's always Alpenhorn.

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2013-07-04 12:41:57 PM
Or just more cowbell.

blogs.bootsnall.com
 
2013-07-04 12:44:01 PM

mrswood: I have always wondered why most guys in general like to play the lady harmonica. I am just not into that myself, but being the nice person I am have played along from time to time.


For one, if it's something your gal enjoys then it becomes one of those things you gladly do for them. Also, It's just fun. No two girls are the same when it comes to that and depending on who is filling what role a large degree of control can be exerted from either person and that's a dynamic a lot of couples enjoy.

If you're not that into it then rock on. I couldn't imagine being in a relationship where oral wasn't a big part of the sexual menu.
 
2013-07-04 12:51:46 PM
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Truly ground breaking news.
 
2013-07-04 01:00:34 PM

olapbill: Stay on target... stay on target....

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"... and I thought ... they smelled bad ... on the outside ..."
 
2013-07-04 01:04:15 PM
Oral Sex Study: Can Cunnilingus Ward Off Infidelity?
It's difficult to say for sure, but it's a good start.
 
2013-07-04 01:09:00 PM
Just like fat jokes/comments

If you yodel in the canyon
don't complain about the echo

Michael Douglas
 
2013-07-04 01:30:29 PM
I thought the idea was to encourage your partner to cheat. On her husband, I mean.
 
2013-07-04 01:42:07 PM

Kyle Butler: Likes to rest his head at Shady Thicket


Nothing else makes a lady feel quite as nice as Colonel Angus.

//first time I watched this skit I peed a little.
 
2013-07-04 01:52:23 PM
If you yodel in the canyon and hear an echo, what does that mean?
 
2013-07-04 01:52:35 PM
The absolute best way to get a lady going is to yodel in the canyon. It's a lot of fun.
 
2013-07-04 01:56:45 PM
Just did a little yodeling of my own. Rendered her unconscious.

/getting a kick
 
2013-07-04 01:59:47 PM
Not the Nine O'clock News, Kinda Lingers
 
2013-07-04 02:03:01 PM

strangeluck: If you yodel in the canyon and hear an echo, what does that mean?



Get a rope.
 
2013-07-04 02:16:36 PM
Done in one

Nam-myoho-renge-kyo
Nam-myoho-renge-kyo
Nam-myoho-renge-kyo
Nam-myoho-renge-kyo
 
2013-07-04 02:21:31 PM
Hitler.

(Somebody had to say it.)
 
2013-07-04 02:32:42 PM

noitsnot: olapbill: Stay on target... stay on target....

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"... and I thought ... they smelled bad ... on the outside ..."


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"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
 
2013-07-04 02:33:57 PM
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He taught me it was the alphabet!
 
2013-07-04 02:47:28 PM
cdn1.sbnation.com
 
2013-07-04 02:50:59 PM

Lady J: so assuming that not all men are as keen as everyone who's posted so far, where are the 'ew gross'/lazy and selfish naysayers?

or is fark solely peopled by nice guys?


No. It's peopled by fakes and phonies. *I* am the only nice guy here and am a world champion yodeler.

/how YOU doin'?
 
2013-07-04 02:53:21 PM

Assimilate This: olapbill: Stay on target... stay on target....

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You came in that thing?


I thought it smelled bad on the outside
 
2013-07-04 02:54:37 PM

noitsnot: olapbill: Stay on target... stay on target....

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"... and I thought ... they smelled bad ... on the outside ..."


Crap.
 
2013-07-04 02:59:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlYEj6ySfN4

That would be my good friend Ron Feingold singing about Yodeling in the Canyon
 
2013-07-04 03:06:01 PM

Snargi: Hmmmm... It could bring up some uncomfortable questions you might have to answer if you go down on your woman and come back up saying she tastes like Sam the postman.


Uncomfortable on both sides.  How would you know what Sam the postman tastes like.
 
2013-07-04 03:23:56 PM
I always just did it because I've got a fierce oral fixation and chicks usually reciprocate.
 
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