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(Huffington Post)   A new study finds that men yodel in the canyon in order to prevent their partners from cheating   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 109
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2013-07-04 09:08:28 AM
bilder.poster.net

"heh."
 
2013-07-04 09:14:15 AM
Why do men want to go spelunking in the cave?
 
2013-07-04 09:44:09 AM
You know nothing, Jon Snow
 
2013-07-04 10:12:31 AM
Using this logic, anything of a "giving" nature that you do for your partner is to prevent him or her from cheating.
 
2013-07-04 10:15:28 AM
It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.
 
2013-07-04 10:21:53 AM
media.screened.com
 
2013-07-04 10:25:12 AM

Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.


Well said.
 
2013-07-04 10:33:16 AM
I always wondered what my motivation was.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-04 10:34:30 AM
I don't stop 'til I see the whites of her eyes (as they roll back in her head).

/also love it when her feet and toes curl all up
 
2013-07-04 10:34:47 AM
Why do we want other people to be happy? WHYYYYYYYYYY?
 
2013-07-04 10:36:20 AM
"yodel in the canyon"

How have I gone through life without hearing this expression? Thank-you, Subby.
 
2013-07-04 10:36:44 AM
This is why no one takes evolutionary psychology seriously.

Hint to them: not everything that humans do has a direct link to propagation of the gene pool.
 
2013-07-04 10:38:41 AM

REO-Weedwagon: "yodel in the canyon"

How have I gone through life without hearing this expression? Thank-you, Subby.


the possible origin
 
2013-07-04 10:38:50 AM
Chick McGee submitted this headline.
 
2013-07-04 10:39:12 AM

Rincewind53: This is why no one takes evolutionary psychology seriously.

Hint to them: not everything that humans do has a direct link to propagation of the gene pool.


You're posting on the internet to prevent your spouse from cheating, according to evolutionary psychology.
 
2013-07-04 10:39:52 AM
www.cityofart.net
Yeeoodeela-hee-OO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2013-07-04 10:42:01 AM
Next up...
Why does a man scratch his testicles? Is it to stimulate blood flow to his penis?
 
2013-07-04 10:42:54 AM

oldfarthenry: [www.cityofart.net image 468x322]
Yeeoodeela-hee-OO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Autocunnilingus just sounds painful, what with the boobs in the way.
 
2013-07-04 10:43:16 AM
I worked helping lay brick one summer. An older black mason told me, "show me a dude that don't go down on his woman and I'll show you a woman I can have".
 
2013-07-04 10:43:56 AM
It's both a pleasurable act and an expression of emotion. It's also kind of self-evident; no study needed.
 
2013-07-04 10:44:20 AM
Wait, the whole purpose of this study was to determine why humans do something that does not directly lead to reproduction.... and they started by studying sexual contact?
 
2013-07-04 10:44:29 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Rincewind53: This is why no one takes evolutionary psychology seriously.

Hint to them: not everything that humans do has a direct link to propagation of the gene pool.

You're posting on the internet to prevent your spouse from cheating, according to evolutionary psychology.


Evolutionary psych is fun, if but for no other reason than you get to think that EVERYTHING somehow relates to sex.
 
2013-07-04 10:44:49 AM
www.explainxkcd.com
 
2013-07-04 10:44:51 AM
www.cathbore.com

approves.
 
2013-07-04 10:45:39 AM
I thought it was because they got the price wrong.
 
2013-07-04 10:45:45 AM

numbone: I worked helping lay brick one summer. An older black mason told me, "show me a dude that don't go down on his woman and I'll show you a woman I can have".


Man - I laid me a few bricks this morning, I tell ya!

/contractually-obligated poop joke
 
2013-07-04 10:45:59 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Rincewind53: This is why no one takes evolutionary psychology seriously.

Hint to them: not everything that humans do has a direct link to propagation of the gene pool.

You're posting on the internet to prevent your spouse from cheating, according to evolutionary psychology.


Yeah, and I like to eat pizza because the red colors of the tomatoes activate my mating impulses.
 
2013-07-04 10:46:47 AM
Author got lucky. Sometimes correlation equals causation.
 
2013-07-04 10:50:17 AM

clancifer: Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.

Well said.


X2
 
2013-07-04 10:50:30 AM
I do it not only because I enjoy it (as long as there's a clean playing field), but because most women know how to REALLY show their appreciation.
 
2013-07-04 10:51:18 AM
I have personal experience that this method is ineffective.
 
2013-07-04 10:51:22 AM

Odoriferous Queef: clancifer: Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.

Well said.

X2


That's disgusting. Relationships based on mutual satisfaction are UNGODLY.
 
2013-07-04 10:52:54 AM
Underlying motive: so she'll owe me. Duh.
 
2013-07-04 10:55:09 AM
So why does she "go for the tapioca?"
 
2013-07-04 10:58:44 AM
Hmmmm... It could bring up some uncomfortable questions you might have to answer if you go down on your woman and come back up saying she tastes like Sam the postman.
 
2013-07-04 10:59:08 AM
RIIIIIIIICOOOOOLLAAAAAAAA

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2013-07-04 11:01:19 AM
Likes to rest his head at Shady Thicket

cleveland.metromix.com
 
2013-07-04 11:01:56 AM
i do it for fun.
 
2013-07-04 11:02:00 AM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-04 11:02:48 AM
shiat, what's teh green stuff?
 
2013-07-04 11:04:22 AM
Stay on target... stay on target....

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images2.wikia.nocookie.net

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-07-04 11:05:33 AM
 
2013-07-04 11:06:13 AM
I know a girl whose boyfriend never went down on her. He didnt do a lot of stuff, really. She told him that she would prefer the sexual reciprocation, but he always had some excuse or complaint as to why he couldnt. There were many problems in their relationship, but she couldnt bring herself to break his heart by leaving him. At least, not until I started going down on her. Then she found it quite easy to end things with him.

/CSS
/take care of your partner, or they'll find someone who will
 
2013-07-04 11:06:45 AM
I do it because it's my primary source of vitamin C.
 
2013-07-04 11:07:50 AM

Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.


This thread could have been closed after this comment. There is something wonderful and satifying about feeling her close her legs around her head as she reaches climax.
 
2013-07-04 11:16:03 AM
yodel-in-canyon

I yodel in the canyon every chance I get, but I'll be damned if I'm going to wear those lederhosen.

/Mrs Coast looks hot in a dirndl, tho
 
2013-07-04 11:18:36 AM
Am I the only one who's tired of evolutionary psychology?  I get it, we're all fleshy machines who are slaves to the biological imperatives laid down by the virus that is DNA.  I mean, jeez, can we stop trying to suck the fun out of life and go back to focusing on imparting subjective meaning and purpose to this void of an existence already?

Also, re: 98% of the posts ITT:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
 
2013-07-04 11:23:23 AM
pic.photobucket.com

Does NOT approve.
 
2013-07-04 11:24:04 AM
And here I thought it was because I enjoyed doing it and liked seeing the recipient end up as a quivering mass of jelly barely able to speak when I was through. Although... now that I think about it, it is difficult for them to run away when their legs are all shaky. Hmmmm... Maybe there is something to all this evolutionary psychology bullshiat.
 
2013-07-04 11:26:28 AM
Whitens my teeth, and I never need to floss.
 
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