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(KOIN Portland)   If a car contains a severely drunk 53-year-old, 15-year-old, 14-year-old and a 12-year-old, along with a sober 12-year-old. Who drives? Well someone actually thought that the 14-year-old was the best choice   ( ) divider line
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-04 09:59:09 AM  
If Fark headquarters contains a severely drunk admin, a moderately drunk admin, and a throbbing-headed hungover admin, which of the grammar-impaired vodka chuggers edits the headline?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-04 10:00:16 AM  
Oh, never mind, it was submitted grammar impaired. Confused it with the other one. Sorry to suggest one of the admins might be only moderately drunk.
2013-07-04 10:49:39 AM  
the 12 year old. least likely to be tried as an adult. duh.
2013-07-04 10:53:49 AM  
Let the boy drive...
2013-07-04 10:55:14 AM  
Granddad sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.
2013-07-04 10:55:25 AM  
The taxi driver they hir-- oh, wait, forgot what site I'm at.
2013-07-04 10:57:43 AM  
You've been caught driving under age and under the influence?  And it's not your fault?  You need a good lawyer.  Call Miko Peoples.  He's the guy that knows the guy that's related to that one actor that got famous in the early 80's, so you know he'll fight for your rights.  Don't miss this opportunity.  Call now.
2013-07-04 11:03:16 AM  
The man. Or if there are more than one man, the one with the longest dick.
2013-07-04 11:08:01 AM  
Bellingham? I'm not surprised. Everything outside of Seattle is a freak show.
2013-07-04 11:10:00 AM  
Aint nothing othing but a good time.... ok I'll stop now
2013-07-04 11:24:32 AM  
Was there a teacher having sex with any of the young folks involved?
2013-07-04 11:24:57 AM  
2013-07-04 11:26:03 AM  
Okay, the kid messed up.  However, I think the 53 yro should be taking the brunt of all the charges.

rumpelstiltskin: The man. Or if there are more than one man, the one with the longest dick.

I am all too familiar with that one.  It has been a long time since I've been able to sit in the back and let someone else drive.  Even when I am with a bunch of friends, they always toss me the keys.
2013-07-04 11:50:59 AM  
Well the 15 year old couldn't drive a stick...
2013-07-04 11:57:20 AM  
I blame the 12 year old
2013-07-04 12:09:39 PM  
If the 54 year old drove while intoxicated it would be child endangerment, so (s)he obviously couldn't drive.
2013-07-04 12:30:08 PM  
Before teenagers were demonized by professionals sharia law, you could get a full license at 14 with certified driver's ed and a learner's permit at 12-13.

Now a competent 13 year old driving would cause an accident just from the behind-the-whell gawkers texting, tweeting, and toasting the alleged unnatural act.

Now you may need a chauffeur to drive you to the airport so you can pilot your plane. It's the reason the flying car hasn't really happened yet.
2013-07-04 12:47:12 PM  
indians. guaranteed.
2013-07-04 03:45:14 PM  
rnatalie - Grandad sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.

That was my thought as well! Partying with grandad!
2013-07-04 04:19:04 PM  

willfullyobscure: indians. guaranteed.

Feather or dot?

/ guessing feather
2013-07-04 06:11:16 PM  
If there was a girl in the car, it was her fault.
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