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(Daily Mail)   Good news ladies (and men), according to this new guide on dating, it's now okay to put out on the first date   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 48
    More: Spiffy, turn-ons, first dates, Andrea Syrtash  
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2013-07-04 02:41:29 PM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-04 02:45:41 PM
And if your date says anything really alarming - like the girl Wilsner dated who said she was 'into slavery' - well, at least you know sooner rather than later.

My interest depends on who plays the role of slave.

/preferably me
//I'd be the BEST slaveboy
///u mad, vanilla?
 
2013-07-04 02:45:55 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-04 03:10:20 PM
Well thank god for that. I was saving myself for marriage.
 
2013-07-04 03:19:47 PM
Time to get a divorce, lose 20lbs, and knock 15years off my age.
 
2013-07-04 03:56:16 PM
fta 'You need to take risks in love,' Syrtash insists.

If you insist. But I'm telling you, duct tape can make saying the safe word a real challenge.
 
2013-07-04 03:59:50 PM
That's seriously the name of the book?
 
2013-07-04 04:05:45 PM
Awesome. Now to lose a bunch of weight, shave, and get that first date.
 
2013-07-04 04:07:55 PM
Like it was that hard to get laid before....
 
2013-07-04 04:09:26 PM
If ever I date an employee of the Daily Fail, I'll expect to get lucky on the first date
 
2013-07-04 04:10:58 PM
It has been for quite a while.

And yes, I'll date a girl who I sleep with on the first date.   That really doesn't affect anything in the long run.
 
2013-07-04 04:11:09 PM
B, b, but, microbes.
 
2013-07-04 04:11:46 PM
For you subby, this changes nothing.  You will still have to pay for it.
 
2013-07-04 04:15:56 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
Cocktails, conversation and coitus, m'lady? I'll settle for a quick handy or beej.
 
2013-07-04 04:16:16 PM
Dating co-workers is still a bad idea, even though my wife is my ex-boss. Don't dip your chile in the company queso.
 
2013-07-04 04:18:13 PM
So these posters were lying the entire time?

pzrservices.typepad.com 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-04 04:23:20 PM

blacksharpiemarker: So these posters were lying the entire time?

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Well Damn!  you ruined it for me now!
 
2013-07-04 04:26:42 PM
As a male, I never had a problem putting out on the first date..........
 
2013-07-04 04:27:50 PM
It's not the sex on the first date that matters.  It's how you handle things the next day.


eagleradio97.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-04 04:31:13 PM
TFA: 'A woman should be strong, independent, empowered and self-sufficient. But the word for that kind of behavior is not "biatch". It's "woman".'

I like these guys.
 
2013-07-04 04:37:46 PM

blacksharpiemarker: So these posters were lying the entire time?

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I guess I'm not clear on how getting a venereal disease would cause you to lose World War II.
 
2013-07-04 04:43:06 PM

Lochsteppe: blacksharpiemarker: So these posters were lying the entire time?

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I guess I'm not clear on how getting a venereal disease would cause you to lose World War II.


Hard to focus on Tojo if it burns when you pee.
 
2013-07-04 04:44:34 PM

Lochsteppe: blacksharpiemarker: So these posters were lying the entire time?

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I guess I'm not clear on how getting a venereal disease would cause you to lose World War II.


I'm going to guess it' s hard for a platoon to fight all day, crawl through mud, stab Nazis in the throat and march for several hours if the men feel as though their penises are on fire.
 
2013-07-04 04:50:11 PM

Lochsteppe: blacksharpiemarker: So these posters were lying the entire time?

[pzrservices.typepad.com image 350x530] [1.bp.blogspot.com image 290x400]

I guess I'm not clear on how getting a venereal disease would cause you to lose World War II.


You can't fight/work if you're in the infirmary.
 
2013-07-04 04:51:16 PM

BarkingUnicorn: It's not the sex on the first date that matters.  It's how you handle things the next day.


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Meh - it could be worse than having someone watch you while you sleep.
 
2013-07-04 05:03:24 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

This is just BEGGING for a caption.
 
2013-07-04 05:04:00 PM
I'm far too slow to get to know people to understand why you would want to bang on the first date, but however you want to conduct your personal relationships is fine with me.

So relieved to know the DM's opinion on it, though.
 
2013-07-04 05:05:23 PM
If she doesn't put out on the first date, she doesn't get a second date.
If she *does* put out on the first date, she doesn't get a second date.
 
2013-07-04 05:05:53 PM
You're damn straight I am getting laid on the first date. I made my donation of 250 roses to her!
 
2013-07-04 05:08:02 PM
I love how it's completely socially acceptable to fark your brains out on the first date yet the guy must always pay no matter what.
What horseshiat.
We can throw out all of the old rules expect for the one that pertains to money?
Got it.
 
2013-07-04 05:26:00 PM
i.imgur.com

/obligatory
 
2013-07-04 05:36:15 PM
That's nice. But I still like to build anticipation that happens when I simply spend time getting to know a guy.
 
2013-07-04 05:46:49 PM

zepher: I love how it's completely socially acceptable to fark your brains out on the first date yet the guy must always pay no matter what.
What horseshiat.
We can throw out all of the old rules expect for the one that pertains to money?
Got it.


Good news ladies (and men), and more good news ladies (not so much men).

There was no Geneva Convention on love...that I'm aware of.  So f*ck them rules.
 
2013-07-04 05:48:25 PM
Also, "experts."

/oblig.
 
2013-07-04 07:11:10 PM
Well this is great for all those women who were only holding back until they had permission from the Daily Fail.
 
2013-07-04 07:11:32 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Psst... my dick's probably bigger than yours."
 
2013-07-04 07:40:27 PM

unfarkingbelievable: That's nice. But I still like to build anticipation that happens when I simply spend time getting to know a guy.


You're off the list, missy.
 
2013-07-04 08:11:36 PM
Um, thanks for your permission?
 
2013-07-04 08:18:11 PM
My therapist said I have "no boundaries" and need to get "The Rules" because it ALWAYS leads to successful relationships. This was after I slept with a guy I worked with and had a crush on for years.
I think it didn't work out because I put him on a pedestal and wasn't myself around him.
She advised me to play hard to get. But honestly, I don't think that works with all guys. I think some guys are NEVER the pursuer, so playing "hard to get" leads to insecurity and thinking the girl isn't interested.
 
2013-07-04 08:49:41 PM

Bedstead Polisher: My therapist said I have "no boundaries" and need to get "The Rules" because it ALWAYS leads to successful relationships. This was after I slept with a guy I worked with and had a crush on for years.
I think it didn't work out because I put him on a pedestal and wasn't myself around him.
She advised me to play hard to get. But honestly, I don't think that works with all guys. I think some guys are NEVER the pursuer, so playing "hard to get" leads to insecurity and thinking the girl isn't interested.


The bolded part is important.  Playing hard to get means you're into games i.e. still an immature child.  Older broads don't pull that crap.  They know what they want and they go get it.  If that means she wants a good rogering on the first date then she's going to get the dick.
 
2013-07-04 09:10:30 PM
10 years ago at a 4th of July party a drunk guy bet another drunk guy a cheeseburger within a week he'd bang the cute girl across the party that had her feet in the pool whilst chowing down on bbq. Drunk guy won the bet. 10 years, a house, two kids later they are still together.

Joke's on him! He couldn't get rid of me. :D

It depends on the people. It's not how the relationship starts, it's if the people involved are genuine about maintaining.
 
2013-07-04 10:18:13 PM
Hah! I knew even back in high school that I was ahead of my time...
 
2013-07-04 10:38:13 PM
On a few first dates, we've busted the bed/holed the drywall. Eh, I like vigorous, tall women.
 
2013-07-04 10:52:42 PM
Well hell....send me a case of those 16ply full body condoms and I'm good to go!
 
2013-07-05 01:08:00 AM

Dwedit: [i.imgur.com image 374x600]

/obligatory


//oblig squared
 
2013-07-05 09:16:08 AM
Sheesh, does anyone want or need rules and permission from people they'll never meet? Whatever happened to "do what feels right, don't waste time with regret after"? Mistakes would be made whether you sleep with everyone or no one, but that's life, so go live it.

/Never dealt with coy games, but has only ever climbed in bed with friends
 
2013-07-05 09:18:31 AM
Also, loving another great example of the Fail's utter schizophrenia on women's lib issues.
 
2013-07-05 11:19:37 AM

foxyshadis: Also, loving another great example of the Fail's utter schizophrenia on women's lib issues.


The whole idea behind the term "women's lib" is to impose a single coherent ideological zeitgeist upon anything to do with women as women, disguised as a flattering kind of "you're being treated unfairly and we're here to help" deal, whilst really smashing the living fark out of the subtle, complex and often contradictory factors that make up real people's socio-cultural identities.

Daily mail simply chooses to reject bullying, manipulative politically correct nonsense, and it should be applauded for doing so.
 
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