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(Kent Online)   Guy accused of biting and gnawing on neighbor's penis, during row over loud music, says it's unpossible, since he doesn't have lower teeth and he isn't gay   (kentonline.co.uk) divider line 21
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2013-07-04 03:01:15 PM
Biting is okay.  It was the additional gnawing that got him arrested.
NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-04 03:05:05 PM
How does this even happen?
 
2013-07-04 03:05:39 PM
Should make it all the easier as the teeth marks would only be on one side of the bite.

I guess the lesson learned here is to choose more suitable mood music before going down on the guy next door

*ducks*
 
2013-07-04 03:08:15 PM
If the teeth don't fit, you must acquit.
 
2013-07-04 03:08:50 PM
Hey, that reminds me, who won the hot-dog eating contest, anybody know?  Should I check the "sports" tab?
 
2013-07-04 03:09:10 PM
"I accept that I did grab his testicles, but not maliciously or to hurt him badly."
That's pretty much "gay", isn't it?
 
2013-07-04 03:15:37 PM
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2013-07-04 03:16:34 PM
I am not sure if I would like to have my bits & bobs grabbed. I am not even sure if I even possess any bits & bobs.
 
2013-07-04 03:17:21 PM
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Seriouthee. 'ow am ah going ta bah someonesh ick wiff no 'eef?  Eesideth, um naw uh kwee-ah
 
2013-07-04 03:19:27 PM
"I have only got a couple of teeth in the lower part of my mouth... I can't even bite into a hard-boiled egg!" - Jason Martin

Sometimes stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.  That's a hard 41.
 
2013-07-04 03:22:44 PM
FTA:  I am not homosexual

www.nycfoodtrucks.org
 
2013-07-04 03:23:51 PM
Since it was a row, I would have to say he's not gay
Now, if it were a beef that led to a tussle, then yes, he's gay
 
2013-07-04 03:26:02 PM
"I accept that I did grab his testicles, but not maliciously or to hurt him badly."

Why anyone does anything.

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2013-07-04 03:27:08 PM

ten foiled hats: Hey, that reminds me, who won the hot-dog eating contest, anybody know?  Should I check the "sports" tab?


Joey Chestnut
/tee-he, I said "nut" in a penis thread
 
2013-07-04 03:28:24 PM

rkiller1: ten foiled hats: Hey, that reminds me, who won the hot-dog eating contest, anybody know?  Should I check the "sports" tab?

Joey Chestnut
/tee-he, I said "nut" in a penis thread


Ha ha! You said "penis".
 
2013-07-04 03:33:01 PM

offmymeds: rkiller1: ten foiled hats: Hey, that reminds me, who won the hot-dog eating contest, anybody know?  Should I check the "sports" tab?

Joey Chestnut
/tee-he, I said "nut" in a penis thread


And he ate 69 hotdogs.

/69 ifyouknowwhatimean ;)
 
2013-07-04 03:33:21 PM
If Lance Armstrong had his nut on someone's chest...

rkiller1: Chestnut


/Happy 4th, Farkers
//penis
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2013-07-04 03:47:56 PM
He told Canterbury Crown Court: "I didn't do that... I am not homosexual and there is no way I would put a man's penis in my mouth. Even the thought of it makes me sick!"

Actually gays aren't known for vicious penis mutilations via mouth attack, so I think you're in the clear there. What you did here is more "Hannibal Lector".
 
2013-07-04 04:43:54 PM
Cannibal anti-erector
 
2013-07-04 05:42:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-04 06:13:46 PM
He should take it to court. The penis mightier than the sword
 
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