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(Info Wars)   DHS decides to run operation "intimidate the shiat out of freedom" today on the 4th of July by hosting nationwide "terror" drills with police in riot gear performing random bag searches   (infowars.com) divider line 166
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2013-07-04 10:54:02 AM  

kronicfeld: jehovahs witness protection: Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.

Someone took their tard juice early.


Another Obama dick jockey. Quaint.
 
2013-07-04 10:54:04 AM  

SDRR: Mike_LowELL: I_Am_Weasel: I suspect that JWP will be posting "Obama didn't do enough" should something occur, or something else, y'know, "blah, blah, blah..."

And if a terrorist attack happens?  I hope they impeach him.  And if it doesn't, I hope they impeach him, anyway.  You simply can't have a government.  Governments are by-law illegal.

too obvious. c'mon, man!


Isn't that the motto of the Libertarian Party?
 
2013-07-04 10:55:29 AM  

You Idiots: jehovahs witness protection: Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.

Bears repeating



You won a "gag gift". Congrats.
 
2013-07-04 10:56:17 AM  

A Terrible Human: Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.


They're about as accurate in their reporting as any major news network.
 
2013-07-04 10:56:56 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: A Terrible Human: Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.

They're about as accurate in their reporting as any major news network.


Sure they are.

There there. There there.
 
2013-07-04 10:58:03 AM  

theotherles: jehovahs witness protection: Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.

Also lots of overtime pay for "working" on the Forth.

Great job of watching the budget there, Barack.


It's the Fourth.

Copy editing. Copy editing. Copy editing.
 
2013-07-04 11:01:23 AM  

Mike_LowELL: I_Am_Weasel: I suspect that JWP will be posting "Obama didn't do enough" should something occur, or something else, y'know, "blah, blah, blah..."

And if a terrorist attack happens?  I hope they impeach him.  And if it doesn't, I hope they impeach him, anyway.  You simply can't have a government.  Governments are by-law illegal.


Hey!  There has been no oral sex.  Go back under your bridge.
 
2013-07-04 11:01:36 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: BraveNewCheneyWorld: A Terrible Human: Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.

They're about as accurate in their reporting as any major news network.

Sure they are.

There there. There there.


Upthread I included a link to the Fox News article which the Infowars article references.  Are you saying Fox News isn't accurate?
 
2013-07-04 11:04:45 AM  

TV's Vinnie: I wish Fark had the wisdom of You Tube and banish this Alex Jones horsesh*t.


Right. Censorship is Wisdom. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.


please stop drinking the kool-aid.
 
2013-07-04 11:06:02 AM  
Want to know what really happened on 9/11? Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GHM5f9lVho
 
2013-07-04 11:07:38 AM  

Carn: See You Next Tuesday: BraveNewCheneyWorld: A Terrible Human: Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.

They're about as accurate in their reporting as any major news network.

Sure they are.

There there. There there.

Upthread I included a link to the Fox News article which the Infowars article references.  Are you saying Fox News isn't accurate?


Hahahahaha
 
2013-07-04 11:07:44 AM  

Mock26: cig-mkr: Complete lock down of an entire city, no fly zone, public and private transportation stopped, swat team house to house searches, cell towers shut down in Boston just to find one teenager who may or may not be armed (or had a bomb) was the beginning of the end for personal freedoms.
I wouldn't take a backpack to a fireworks display, but some folks will and they will be searched. Anytime there will be big crowds this kind of activity will continue to happen. Boston was the first time, but won't be the last. It was a practice run for law enforcement.


[img.photobucket.com image 500x333]


Time will tell my friend.
 
2013-07-04 11:08:38 AM  
If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. *snaps rubber glove*
 
2013-07-04 11:11:11 AM  

Carn: See You Next Tuesday: BraveNewCheneyWorld: A Terrible Human: Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.

They're about as accurate in their reporting as any major news network.

Sure they are.

There there. There there.

Upthread I included a link to the Fox News article which the Infowars article references.  Are you saying Fox News isn't accurate?


The URL gives the story away:
http://www.myfoxla.com/story/22752358/homeland-security-drill-prepare s -police-for-the-july-4th-holiday
 
2013-07-04 11:12:09 AM  

HempHead: Carn: See You Next Tuesday: BraveNewCheneyWorld: A Terrible Human: Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.

They're about as accurate in their reporting as any major news network.

Sure they are.

There there. There there.

Upthread I included a link to the Fox News article which the Infowars article references.  Are you saying Fox News isn't accurate?

The URL gives the story away:
http://www.myfoxla.com/story/22752358/homeland-security-drill-prepare s -police-for-the-july-4th-holiday


I guess they're not much for brevity.
 
2013-07-04 11:13:00 AM  

furterfan: and what's worse, they are all going to be Russians who hate 4th July
http://planet.infowars.com/guns/tennessee-state-militiaguard-has-sto pp ed-dhs-armored-vehicles-from-kentucky-russians-with-dhs-eagle-uniforms   (another infowars scoop)


Lololol really. I guess I'll be waiting for the russians to roll up on southeast,Ky any minute now. XD
 
2013-07-04 11:13:30 AM  

badhatharry: TV's Vinnie: I wish Fark had the wisdom of You Tube and banish this Alex Jones horsesh*t.

Right. Censorship is Wisdom. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.


please stop drinking the kool-aid.


Flavor Aid.  It was Flavor Aid.
 
2013-07-04 11:16:09 AM  
a.abcnews.com

Ha ha.  I'm STILL more free than you!
 
2013-07-04 11:18:43 AM  

Carn: See You Next Tuesday: BraveNewCheneyWorld: A Terrible Human: Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.

They're about as accurate in their reporting as any major news network.

Sure they are.

There there. There there.

Upthread I included a link to the Fox News article which the Infowars article references.  Are you saying Fox News isn't accurate?


Your sarcasm is too refined for my detector; sorry.
 
2013-07-04 11:24:05 AM  
I was actually blissfully unaware of the date until now,,, oh shiat it's the fourth , avoid all humans!
 
2013-07-04 11:34:14 AM  

A Terrible Human: Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.


My brother does, its both sad and embarrassing.  Its best not to even acknowledge him or the insane babble-crap he constantly throws up on facebook because if you do he'll fill the comments with spews of more crap.

Zealot:  Can't change their mind and won't change the topic.
 
2013-07-04 11:40:33 AM  

Mock26: badhatharry: TV's Vinnie: I wish Fark had the wisdom of You Tube and banish this Alex Jones horsesh*t.

Right. Censorship is Wisdom. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.


please stop drinking the kool-aid.

Flavor Aid.  It was Flavor Aid.


www.riikosakkinen.com
 
2013-07-04 11:50:08 AM  

A Terrible Human: Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.




i.huffpost.com
 
2013-07-04 11:52:15 AM  

asmodeus224: so they are on high alert and disguising it as a drill so as to not freak people out?  that sounds pretty smart.


It does seem like one of the two most likely dates for an attack on the US.
 
2013-07-04 11:53:39 AM  
God the DHS is bad at geography. THE MAJORITY OF MUSLIMS LIVE IN OTHER COUNTRIES AND TERRITORIES, LIKE ARABIA, AFRICA, ETC... these places are far away and not the same as locations in the U.S.. They are different places on the globe. If you buy a globe and put your finger on New York, and another finger on Afghanistan you will find they your fingers are a different spots, pointing into the globe at different angles. How did this not get taught to them in kindergarten, elementary school, etc... .?!?!?
 
2013-07-04 12:00:21 PM  
You know who else liked shows of military force on national holidays?


chandlerspage.wikispaces.com
english.people.com.cn
www.holocaustresearchproject.org

Amidoinitrite?
 
2013-07-04 12:04:01 PM  
Wait. If it's "top secret" why is KTTV reporting on it?

/calling bullshiat
 
2013-07-04 12:06:00 PM  
What people don't know is that Alex Jones is the Illuminati
 
2013-07-04 12:06:22 PM  

utah dude: God the DHS is bad at geography. THE MAJORITY OF MUSLIMS LIVE IN OTHER COUNTRIES AND TERRITORIES, LIKE ARABIA, AFRICA, ETC... these places are far away and not the same as locations in the U.S.. They are different places on the globe. If you buy a globe and put your finger on New York, and another finger on Afghanistan you will find they your fingers are a different spots, pointing into the globe at different angles. How did this not get taught to them in kindergarten, elementary school, etc... .?!?!?


Of course you believe in InfoWars crap. Of course.
 
2013-07-04 12:07:26 PM  

xria: asmodeus224: so they are on high alert and disguising it as a drill so as to not freak people out?  that sounds pretty smart.

It does seem like one of the two most likely dates for an attack on the US.




Yeah like 9/11.
 
2013-07-04 12:16:08 PM  
Mock26 would like to remind the NSA that given his position as an apologists tool, he will be invaluable in keeping the basement dwellers in line.
 
2013-07-04 12:22:08 PM  
Happy In Depends Day. Since we are all here on Fark instead of Celebrating our Dependence I'm afraid I will have to turn us all in for lacking Patriotism and fealty to the One.
 
2013-07-04 12:23:58 PM  

ex-nuke: Happy In Depends Day. Since we are all here on Fark instead of Celebrating our Dependence I'm afraid I will have to turn us all in for lacking Patriotism and fealty to the One.


Hahaha!  You are funny!
 
2013-07-04 12:25:21 PM  
Infowars: making dumb people dumber at an alarming rate
 
2013-07-04 12:30:49 PM  
It's on the internet and on a website I've never heard of, so I guess it must be true?

I mean the internet has publishing standards, right?
 
2013-07-04 12:31:41 PM  
img33.imageshack.us

Is there a problem, Citizen?
 
2013-07-04 12:32:57 PM  

orange whip: At least they can use html tags and  know proper grammar.


Oh, I'm slain.  You're right, I didn't realize that html doesn't work for comments the way it used to. But pray tell, where was the grammatical error?
 
2013-07-04 12:34:29 PM  

Therion: Is there a problem, Citizen?


There doesn't appear to be a problem to me.
 
2013-07-04 12:35:24 PM  

Mike_LowELL: jehovahs witness protection: Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.

Absolutely this and absolutely insane.  The wiretapping, the abuse of presidential power...Richard Nixon would be rolling in his grave right now.


Indeed. For privacy rights, GW was bad, Obama is worse, and whomever follows Obama will likely be worse still, whatever his/her party affiliation. And why shouldn't they be? People talk like they care, but in elections 'its the economy, stupid'. If you seem to be the choice thst promises $$, you'll win and stay in office.

Also, respecting privacy now would be seen as weakness when the next terror attack is eventually successful, and the political cost of that would be higher than some ACLU whining now.
 
2013-07-04 12:37:06 PM  

badhatharry: TV's Vinnie: I wish Fark had the wisdom of You Tube and banish this Alex Jones horsesh*t.

Right. Censorship is Wisdom. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.


please stop drinking the kool-aid.


It's not censorship. No one is going to get InforWars banned off the Internet, you putz.

He can HerpaDerp all he wants on his own site, but other sites don't have/need to link to it or spread it around.
 
2013-07-04 12:42:32 PM  

mizchief: Otherwise there is really no point in doing this drill on the 4th.


Semiotics.  If you can imbue the familiar with new meanings, the label stays the same but the contents change.  Propaganda 101.
 
2013-07-04 12:42:49 PM  

Therion: Is there a problem, Citizen?


What's the point of even having a park at that point?
 
2013-07-04 12:43:17 PM  

Therion: [img33.imageshack.us image 720x540]

Is there a problem, Citizen?




We are always at war with drugs.
 
2013-07-04 12:44:57 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Therion: Is there a problem, Citizen?

What's the point of even having a park at that point?


Well, the oxygen from the grass is nice.  But if you step on it, we'll shoot your dog.
 
2013-07-04 12:48:59 PM  
Let's say you have a big company.  Let's say you go out and hoover up a bunch of smaller companies with respected brand names whose products were, in their time, flagships of quality and innovation in engineering.  Let's say that, since you now own that brand name, that you plaster it all over some of the most God forsaken, knocked together with glue and bailing wire crap you can import from China by the shipload.  And then you mark it up as "new models with the latest technology from a trusted brand".  Welcome to America, revision 2.0.
 
2013-07-04 12:52:52 PM  
Guess there really is no difference between republican and democrats.
 
2013-07-04 12:53:45 PM  

bunner: Let's say you have a big company.  Let's say you go out and hoover up a bunch of smaller companies with respected brand names whose products were, in their time, flagships of quality and innovation in engineering.  Let's say that, since you now own that brand name, that you plaster it all over some of the most God forsaken, knocked together with glue and bailing wire crap you can import from China by the shipload.  And then you mark it up as "new models with the latest technology from a trusted brand".  Welcome to America, revision 2.0.

 
2013-07-04 12:54:22 PM  
Should've been a "whatthef*ckamireading.jpg" with that.
 
2013-07-04 12:56:14 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Should've been a "whatthef*ckamireading.jpg" with that.


A run on paragraph.
 
2013-07-04 12:57:39 PM  

stuffy: Guess there really is no difference between republican and democrats.


See above "one company buys up trusted brand names and plasters their logs on the same sh*t going out the same door" analogy.
 
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