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(Info Wars)   DHS decides to run operation "intimidate the shiat out of freedom" today on the 4th of July by hosting nationwide "terror" drills with police in riot gear performing random bag searches   (infowars.com) divider line 172
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2013-07-04 08:07:38 AM
Infowars, huh. No thanks

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2013-07-04 08:13:34 AM
Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.
 
2013-07-04 08:15:36 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.


Someone took their tard juice early.
 
2013-07-04 08:16:58 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.


Absolutely this and absolutely insane.  The wiretapping, the abuse of presidential power...Richard Nixon would be rolling in his grave right now.
 
2013-07-04 08:21:15 AM

Mike_LowELL: jehovahs witness protection: Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.

Absolutely this and absolutely insane.  The wiretapping, the abuse of presidential power...Richard Nixon would be rolling in his grave right now.


Because the wiretapping and abuse aren't being done right?

Lousy failing Obama!

I suspect that JWP will be posting "Obama didn't do enough" should something occur, or something else, y'know, "blah, blah, blah..."
 
2013-07-04 08:23:24 AM

kronicfeld: Someone took their tard juice early.


I would hope to hell that conservatives are drinking their Tard Juice.  Obama put nanomachines in the drinking water and the oceans.  The only safe drinking water in the country comes from Tard, Indiana because it is the only place in the country with a Founding Fathers Water Bottling Plant, and they bottle water in plastic just as the Founding Fathers would have wanted.  It's the only way to keep the nanomachines out of my drinking water.  Yes.  The nanomachines.  The nanomachines must pay.  All of them.  Every one of them.  The nanomachines called me crazy.  But we'll see who the crazy one is.
 
2013-07-04 08:25:08 AM
Since this is InfoWars I can safely assume that the DHS is actually handing out bags, probably filled with candy, to kids and parade-goers
 
2013-07-04 08:27:01 AM

I_Am_Weasel: I suspect that JWP will be posting "Obama didn't do enough" should something occur, or something else, y'know, "blah, blah, blah..."


And if a terrorist attack happens?  I hope they impeach him.  And if it doesn't, I hope they impeach him, anyway.  You simply can't have a government.  Governments are by-law illegal.
 
2013-07-04 08:29:12 AM
Jesus christ it's ridiculous in here already.

Once more, Infowars teaches us how they have no idea what "top secret" means.
 
2013-07-04 08:32:23 AM

LasersHurt: Once more, Infowars teaches us how they have no idea what "top secret" means.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-04 08:58:03 AM
We've already had teabagger retards (yes, I know that's redundant) talking about bringing guns to Fourth of July celebrations today.  I can't imagine why law enforcement agencies might feel a need for extra security.

But that's the teabaggers for you.  They express extremely hostile views towards the government, then wonder why the government gives them extra scrutiny.  "Why is the IRS asking if my organization called 'Taxes Are a Fascist Plot To Make Your Kid Marry a Homo' is engaged in political activity?"
 
2013-07-04 09:12:12 AM
Fark all this stupid shiat, I'm going camping today.
 
2013-07-04 09:28:19 AM

MmmmBacon: Fark all this stupid shiat, I'm going camping today.


I'm just sitting at home lighting internet fireworks.
 
2013-07-04 10:11:26 AM

LasersHurt: Once more, Infowars teaches us how they have no idea what "top secret" means.


Well, just don't tell anyone what SCI stands for.

/Special Cookies & Ice cream
 
2013-07-04 10:14:01 AM
I can't wait til Obama runs for a 3rd term
 
2013-07-04 10:17:26 AM

NewportBarGuy: LasersHurt: Once more, Infowars teaches us how they have no idea what "top secret" means.

Well, just don't tell anyone what SCI stands for.

/Special Cookies & Ice cream


Serious Crab Infestation
 
2013-07-04 10:17:27 AM
Infowars?

Yeah. I totally believe this. Anyone heard what Bigfoot and the reptile aliens think?
 
2013-07-04 10:17:29 AM
It's called Security Butch, and its a dress up party and celebration. When the crowd dies out, they smoke the choicest weed seized in the last year and talk about who had the biggest bust.

Alex I expect to get paid for this. It doesn't must write itself..
 
2013-07-04 10:19:17 AM
I guess I missed the memo that Infowars sucks. Oh well, not that I'll be near any big gatherings today.
 
2013-07-04 10:19:18 AM
I'm not familiar with the source, but seriously 'Murica, if this quote is true: According to Nicole Nishida of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, Americans will celebrate their "independence" from tyranny by submitting to random bag searches. you seriously need to step back and reconsider your government.

And Happy 4th to the NSA agents reading this.  Sucks you have to work today.
 
2013-07-04 10:20:11 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Since this is InfoWars I can safely assume that the DHS is actually handing out bags, probably filled with candy, to kids and parade-goers


What are you saying, DHS is all pedophiles?
 
2013-07-04 10:20:56 AM
Why do they have to do this on the 4th?  Nothing says freedom like good old fashioned fascism.

Wait, I've got a great slogan.  No Fourth on the 4th!  Get it?  Cuz they get to search your bags and person!  HAHA!
 
2013-07-04 10:21:04 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Since this is InfoWars I can safely assume that the DHS is actually handing out bags, probably filled with candy, to kids and parade-goers


and asking very nicely to look inside backpacks large enough to hold a pressure cooker.

/Really if they want to look it is OK I don't mind.
 
2013-07-04 10:22:16 AM
How do the reptilians play into this?
 
2013-07-04 10:23:08 AM

hardinparamedic: Infowars?

Yeah. I totally believe this. Anyone heard what Bigfoot and the reptile aliens think?


This is the article they reference from my fox LA

And here's a lovely gem:

The enemy knows too much already.

What we need to know, or rather be reminded of, is that the threats, homegrown and imported, are all too real.  And in one way, we're all undercover agents who need to be aware of our surroundings.

See something strange? Say something.

And if you see a deputy or special agent at Union Station,  you might also want to say "thank you".


Freedom costs a buck o five
 
2013-07-04 10:23:32 AM
and what's worse, they are all going to be Russians who hate 4th July
http://planet.infowars.com/guns/tennessee-state-militiaguard-has-sto pp ed-dhs-armored-vehicles-from-kentucky-russians-with-dhs-eagle-uniforms   (another infowars scoop)
 
2013-07-04 10:24:14 AM
Lulz like anyone takes infowars seriously.
 
2013-07-04 10:24:55 AM

Tom_Slick: cameroncrazy1984: Since this is InfoWars I can safely assume that the DHS is actually handing out bags, probably filled with candy, to kids and parade-goers

and asking very nicely to look inside backpacks large enough to hold a pressure cooker.

/Really if they want to look it is OK I don't mind.


No, it is not farking ok.  It is none of their god damned business what you've got in your bag, unless they've got intelligence on you specifically that says otherwise.  We used to live in a free country.
 
2013-07-04 10:26:25 AM
SERIOUS BUSINESS!!
 
2013-07-04 10:28:15 AM
If Alex Jones really truly loved America he would become a martyr through self immolation.  But since he refuses to do this then it is painfully obvious that he hates America and is afraid to stand up for the country he supposedly claims to love.
 
2013-07-04 10:28:53 AM
Have I mentioned that the world will be a better place once JWP dies? Because the world will be a better place without JWP in it.
 
2013-07-04 10:29:31 AM
so they are on high alert and disguising it as a drill so as to not freak people out?  that sounds pretty smart.
 
2013-07-04 10:30:32 AM
Wasn't there talk about mass protests over the NSA spying on the 4th? To these people protester and terrorist are pretty much synonymous.
 
2013-07-04 10:31:23 AM
 
2013-07-04 10:31:26 AM

MmmmBacon: Fark all this stupid shiat, I'm going camping today.


Yeah? Try to get some peace and privacy. They'll still know exactly where you are.

Boogadie boogadie and all that.
 
2013-07-04 10:32:07 AM

jehovahs witness protection: MmmmBacon: Fark all this stupid shiat, I'm going camping today.

I'm just sitting at home lighting internet fireworks.


You finally admit you're a troll! Well played.
 
2013-07-04 10:35:35 AM
#1 There will be a major fight between the Republicans and the Democrats over raising the debt ceiling.  This will be one of the stories that dominates news headlines in the months of February and March.
#2 Most of the new "revenue" that will be raised by tax increases in 2013 will come out of the pockets of the middle class.
#3 No matter what "fiscal deals" the Democrats and the Republicans make in 2013, the federal budget deficit will still end up being greater than a trillion dollars for the fifth consecutive year.
#4 The credit rating of the U.S. government will be downgraded again in 2013.
#5 The Federal Reserve, along with major central banks all over the globe, will continue to wildly print money.
#6 There will be more criticism of the Federal Reserve in 2013 than at any other time since it was created back in 1913.
#7 The term "currency war" will be used by the media more in 2013 than it was in 2012.
#8 The movement away from the U.S. dollar as the primary reserve currency of the world will pick up momentum.  This will especially be true in Asia.
#9 The economic depressions in Greece and Spain will get even worse and unemployment in the eurozone will go even higher in 2013.
#10 A financial crisis in Europe will cause officials to grasp for "radical solutions" that will surprise many analysts.
#11 The unemployment rate in the United States will be higher by the end of 2013 than it is now.
#12 The percentage of working age Americans with a job will fallbelow 58 percent by the end of the year.
#13 At least one "too big to fail" bank will fail in the United States by the end of 2013.
#14 By the end of the year, more people than ever will understand what "derivatives" are, and that will be because they have caused major problems in the financial world.
#15 We will see the beginnings of another major housing crisis before the end of 2013 and foreclosure activity will start rising once again.
#16 We will see another new wave of "tent cities" start to go up in communities around the nation before the end of the year.
#17 There will be another major drought in the United States this upcoming summer and there will be widespread crop failures once again.
#18 The massive dust storms that we have seen roll through cities like Phoenix in recent years will become even larger and even more intense.
#19 Traffic along the Mississippi River will be significantly interrupted at some point during 2013.  This will be a very negative thing for the economy.
#20 Food prices will soar in 2013.  This will especially be true for meat products.
#21 In some of the poorer areas of the globe, major food riots will break out.  Governments will have trouble containing the civil unrest.
#22 There will be more genetically-modified foods in our supermarkets than ever before, and more Americans than ever will reject them and will seek out alternatives.
#23 The average price of a gallon of gasoline in 2012 was about$3.60.  The average price of a gallon of gasoline in 2013 will be lowerthan that.  Yes, you read that correctly.
#24 The number of vehicle miles driven in the United States will continue to decline in 2013.
#25 The Dow will end 2013 significantly lower than it is right now.
#26 When the final statistics for 2013 are compiled, U.S. share of global GDP will be less than 20 percent for the first time in modern history.  Back in the year 2001, our share of global GDP was 31.8 percent.
#27 The U.S. Postal Service will continue to experience massive financial difficulties and will lay off personnel.
#28 As violence in our public schools becomes increasingly worse, more Americans families than ever will decide to home school their children.
#29 The Obama administration and Democrats in Congress will makean all-out attempt to pass gun control measures in 2013.  When their efforts on the legislative front are stalled somewhat by Republicans in the House, Obama will use his executive powers to further his gun control agenda.
#30 One of the cities with the strongest gun laws in the nation, Chicago, had 532 murders in 2012 and it is now considered to be one of the most dangerous cities on the planet.  By the end of 2013, the murder total in Chicago will be above 600.
#31 There will be an increasing amount of tension between state governments and the federal government.  The issue of "states rights" will move front and center at various points in 2013.
#32 CNN will continue to sink to horrifying new lows.  Piers Morgan will end up leaving the network before the end of the year.
#33 The number of Americans on food stamps will surpass 50 million for the first time ever at some point during 2013.
#34 The U.S. trade deficit with China in 2013 will be well over 300 billion dollars.
#35 The phrase "made in China" will increasingly be viewed as a reason not to buy a product as Americans become more educated about the millions of good jobs that we have lost to China over the past decade.
#36 We will see increasing cooperation between the governments of the United States, Canada and Mexico and border restrictions will be loosened.
#37 There will continue to be a mass exodus of families and businesses out of the state of California.  The favorite destination will continue to be Texas, but Texas residents will become increasingly resentful of all of these new transplants.
#38 There will be some truly jaw-dropping examples of violence by parents against their own children in 2013.  Many of these stories will make headlines all over the nation.
#39 The percentage of Americans that are obese will continue to riseand will set another new all-time record in 2013.
#40 There will be more war in the Middle East in 2013.  But it will only set the stage for even more war in the Middle East in 2014 and 2015.
#41 U.S. troops will be deployed in more countries than ever before in 2013.
#42 Volcanic eruptions and major earthquakes along the Ring of Firewill make headlines all over the globe in 2013.
#43 Giant sinkholes will continue to appear all over the United Statesand all over the globe, and scientists will continue to struggle to find an explanation for why it is happening.
#44 The peak of the solar cycle in 2013 will cause significant problems for satellite communications.
#45 The U.S. government will put more resources into the surveillance of the American people than ever before, but most Americans won't mind all of this surveillance because they have become convinced that it is important to give up some of our liberties for more "security".
#46 Our infrastructure (roads, bridges, tunnels, airports, sewers, electrical grids, etc.) will be in worse shape by the end of 2013 than it is now.
#47 The percentage of "two parent households" in the United States will continue to decline.
#48 "Political correctness" will reach ridiculous new heights during 2013, and more Americans than ever will start to rebel against it.
#49 There will be more anger at the wealthy in 2013 than at any other time in modern history.
#50 There will be some shocking political scandals in Washington D.C. in 2013.  We will see some high profile resignations by the end of the year.

#1 There will be a major fight between the Republicans and the Democrats over raising the debt ceiling.  This will be one of the stories that dominates news headlines in the months of February and March.
#2 Most of the new "revenue" that will be raised by tax increases in 2013 will come out of the pockets of the middle class.
#3 No matter what "fiscal deals" the Democrats and the Republicans make in 2013, the federal budget deficit will still end up being greater than a trillion dollars for the fifth consecutive year.
#4 The credit rating of the U.S. government will be downgraded again in 2013.
#5 The Federal Reserve, along with major central banks all over the globe, will continue to wildly print money.
#6 There will be more criticism of the Federal Reserve in 2013 than at any other time since it was created back in 1913.
#7 The term "currency war" will be used by the media more in 2013 than it was in 2012.
#8 The movement away from the U.S. dollar as the primary reserve currency of the world will pick up momentum.  This will especially be true in Asia.
#9 The economic depressions in Greece and Spain will get even worse and unemployment in the eurozone will go even higher in 2013.
#10 A financial crisis in Europe will cause officials to grasp for "radical solutions" that will surprise many analysts.
#11 The unemployment rate in the United States will be higher by the end of 2013 than it is now.
#12 The percentage of working age Americans with a job will fallbelow 58 percent by the end of the year.
#13 At least one "too big to fail" bank will fail in the United States by the end of 2013.
#14 By the end of the year, more people than ever will understand what "derivatives" are, and that will be because they have caused major problems in the financial world.
#15 We will see the beginnings of another major housing crisis before the end of 2013 and foreclosure activity will start rising once again.
#16 We will see another new wave of "tent cities" start to go up in communities around the nation before the end of the year.
#17 There will be another major drought in the United States this upcoming summer and there will be widespread crop failures once again.
#18 The massive dust storms that we have seen roll through cities like Phoenix in recent years will become even larger and even more intense.
#19 Traffic along the Mississippi River will be significantly interrupted at some point during 2013.  This will be a very negative thing for the economy.
#20 Food prices will soar in 2013.  This will especially be true for meat products.
#21 In some of the poorer areas of the globe, major food riots will break out.  Governments will have trouble containing the civil unrest.
#22 There will be more genetically-modified foods in our supermarkets than ever before, and more Americans than ever will reject them and will seek out alternatives.
#23 The average price of a gallon of gasoline in 2012 was about$3.60.  The average price of a gallon of gasoline in 2013 will be lowerthan that.  Yes, you read that correctly.
#24 The number of vehicle miles driven in the United States will continue to decline in 2013.
#25 The Dow will end 2013 significantly lower than it is right now.
#26 When the final statistics for 2013 are compiled, U.S. share of global GDP will be less than 20 percent for the first time in modern history.  Back in the year 2001, our share of global GDP was 31.8 percent.
#27 The U.S. Postal Service will continue to experience massive financial difficulties and will lay off personnel.
#28 As violence in our public schools becomes increasingly worse, more Americans families than ever will decide to home school their children.
#29 The Obama administration and Democrats in Congress will makean all-out attempt to pass gun control measures in 2013.  When their efforts on the legislative front are stalled somewhat by Republicans in the House, Obama will use his executive powers to further his gun control agenda.
#30 One of the cities with the strongest gun laws in the nation, Chicago, had 532 murders in 2012 and it is now considered to be one of the most dangerous cities on the planet.  By the end of 2013, the murder total in Chicago will be above 600.
#31 There will be an increasing amount of tension between state governments and the federal government.  The issue of "states rights" will move front and center at various points in 2013.
#32 CNN will continue to sink to horrifying new lows.  Piers Morgan will end up leaving the network before the end of the year.
#33 The number of Americans on food stamps will surpass 50 million for the first time ever at some point during 2013.
#34 The U.S. trade deficit with China in 2013 will be well over 300 billion dollars.
#35 The phrase "made in China" will increasingly be viewed as a reason not to buy a product as Americans become more educated about the millions of good jobs that we have lost to China over the past decade.
#36 We will see increasing cooperation between the governments of the United States, Canada and Mexico and border restrictions will be loosened.
#37 There will continue to be a mass exodus of families and businesses out of the state of California.  The favorite destination will continue to be Texas, but Texas residents will become increasingly resentful of all of these new transplants.
#38 There will be some truly jaw-dropping examples of violence by parents against their own children in 2013.  Many of these stories will make headlines all over the nation.
#39 The percentage of Americans that are obese will continue to riseand will set another new all-time record in 2013.
#40 There will be more war in the Middle East in 2013.  But it will only set the stage for even more war in the Middle East in 2014 and 2015.
#41 U.S. troops will be deployed in more countries than ever before in 2013.
#42 Volcanic eruptions and major earthquakes along the Ring of Firewill make headlines all over the globe in 2013.
#43 Giant sinkholes will continue to appear all over the United Statesand all over the globe, and scientists will continue to struggle to find an explanation for why it is happening.
#44 The peak of the solar cycle in 2013 will cause significant problems for satellite communications.
#45 The U.S. government will put more resources into the surveillance of the American people than ever before, but most Americans won't mind all of this surveillance because they have become convinced that it is important to give up some of our liberties for more "security".
#46 Our infrastructure (roads, bridges, tunnels, airports, sewers, electrical grids, etc.) will be in worse shape by the end of 2013 than it is now.
#47 The percentage of "two parent households" in the United States will continue to decline.
#48 "Political correctness" will reach ridiculous new heights during 2013, and more Americans than ever will start to rebel against it.
#49 There will be more anger at the wealthy in 2013 than at any other time in modern history.
#50 There will be some shocking political scandals in Washington D.C. in 2013.  We will see some high profile resignations by the end of the year.
 
Wow.  The depth of his stupidity knows no bounds.
 
2013-07-04 10:36:17 AM
Oops.  Double pasted.  Sorry about that.
 
2013-07-04 10:41:02 AM
The Politics tab is leaking, please fix.
 
2013-07-04 10:45:41 AM

Mike_LowELL: I_Am_Weasel: I suspect that JWP will be posting "Obama didn't do enough" should something occur, or something else, y'know, "blah, blah, blah..."

And if a terrorist attack happens?  I hope they impeach him.  And if it doesn't, I hope they impeach him, anyway.  You simply can't have a government.  Governments are by-law illegal.


too obvious. c'mon, man!
 
2013-07-04 10:46:35 AM
Fark those stupid people.
(Both the DHS and the Infowars.)
 
2013-07-04 10:47:26 AM
Complete lock down of an entire city, no fly zone, public and private transportation stopped, swat team house to house searches, cell towers shut down in Boston just to find one teenager who may or may not be armed (or had a bomb) was the beginning of the end for personal freedoms.
I wouldn't take a backpack to a fireworks display, but some folks will and they will be searched. Anytime there will be big crowds this kind of activity will continue to happen. Boston was the first time, but won't be the last. It was a practice run for law enforcement.
 
2013-07-04 10:50:00 AM

jake_lex: We've already had teabagger retards (yes, I know that's redundant) talking about bringing gunspicket signs to Fourth of July celebrations today. I can't imagine why law enforcement agencies might feel a need for extra security.

But that's the teabaggers for you. They express extremely hostile views towards the government, then wonder why the government gives them extra scrutiny.


Because peacefully exercising a constitutionally-protected enumerated right is clear justification for "scrutiny" (via violating another one of those enumerated rights).
 
2013-07-04 10:50:44 AM

jake_lex: We've already had teabagger retards (yes, I know that's redundant) talking about bringing guns to Fourth of July celebrations today.  I can't imagine why law enforcement agencies might feel a need for extra security.

But that's the teabaggers for you.  They express extremely hostile views towards the government, then wonder why the government gives them extra scrutiny.  "Why is the IRS asking if my organization called 'Taxes Are a Fascist Plot To Make Your Kid Marry a Homo' is engaged in political activity?"


The Army National Guard (or, at least, part of it) here in Arkansas was activated today to oversee a rally by pro-gun demonstrators.
 
2013-07-04 10:51:23 AM

cig-mkr: Complete lock down of an entire city, no fly zone, public and private transportation stopped, swat team house to house searches, cell towers shut down in Boston just to find one teenager who may or may not be armed (or had a bomb) was the beginning of the end for personal freedoms.
I wouldn't take a backpack to a fireworks display, but some folks will and they will be searched. Anytime there will be big crowds this kind of activity will continue to happen. Boston was the first time, but won't be the last. It was a practice run for law enforcement.



img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-04 10:51:33 AM

Mock26: Oops.  Double pasted.  Sorry about that.


hay, NSA, let's go watch some porn, follow me!
 
2013-07-04 10:52:46 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.


Also lots of overtime pay for "working" on the Forth.

Great job of watching the budget there, Barack.
 
2013-07-04 10:52:51 AM
I wish Fark had the wisdom of You Tube and banish this Alex Jones horsesh*t.
 
2013-07-04 10:53:19 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Obama's personal army assuring he doesn't meet the same fate as Morsi.


Bears repeating.
 
2013-07-04 10:53:32 AM

jehovahs witness protection: MmmmBacon: Fark all this stupid shiat, I'm going camping today.

I'm just sitting at home lighting internet fireworks.


I see you got a couple right away... nice.
 
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