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(NYPost)   Lady Liberty says bring on the huddled masses because she's open for business again and she's the guest of honor for the July 4 celebrations in NYC   (nypost.com) divider line 23
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2013-07-04 08:31:37 AM
French.
 
2013-07-04 08:36:08 AM
The Statue of Liberty is a slut.
 
2013-07-04 08:37:08 AM
And all this,  but yet no great pictures and no comment section for this article except here at fark , real B.S. modern news media of our time!
 
2013-07-04 08:37:11 AM

Mock26: The Statue of Liberty is a slut.


Just get a few drinks in her, and stand back.
 
2013-07-04 08:40:02 AM
Break out your NES Advantage and cue the Jackie Wilson.
 
2013-07-04 08:40:50 AM
Happy Birfday, 'merikuh!
 
2013-07-04 08:41:18 AM
Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?
 
2013-07-04 08:46:06 AM

Mock26: The Statue of Liberty is a slut.


HAVE SOME FAITH IN HER! SHE'S A HARBOR CHICK!!!!!

www.getmewriting.com
 
2013-07-04 08:52:40 AM

buntz: Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?


Whether she's naked under that toga?

She's French, you know that?
 
2013-07-04 08:59:26 AM
Has anyone seen the NBC 4th of July commercial where they brag "this year...for the first time ever...Usher picks all the music to accompany the fireworks!"  Clearly, their feedback from last year was, "hey, explosions are nice and all, but is there some reason that Usher can't pick the music to go along with them?"
 
2013-07-04 09:13:05 AM

oldfarthenry: Happy Birfday, 'merikuh!


Seconded
 
2013-07-04 09:13:55 AM

natural316: buntz: Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Whether she's naked under that toga?

She's French, you know that?


Like Buckwheat in a scissor lock.
 
2013-07-04 09:14:15 AM
Gotta rename her "Lady Surveillance."  Because liberty is gone, now.
 
2013-07-04 09:23:28 AM

Primitive Screwhead: natural316: buntz: Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Whether she's naked under that toga?

She's French, you know that?

Like Buckwheat in a scissor lock.


Somebody doesn't get the reference
 
2013-07-04 09:23:28 AM

markfara: Mock26: The Statue of Liberty is a slut.

Just get a few drinks in her, and stand back.


No need for drinks.  All you need is a few dollars and anyone can get in her.
 
2013-07-04 09:35:30 AM

GORDON: Gotta rename her "Lady Surveillance."  Because liberty is gone, now.


No, you can still call it it's original name, you just have to add quotes to the Statue of "Liberty".

/Land of the "free", home of the "brave".
 
2013-07-04 09:49:10 AM
Lady Liberty says bring on the huddled masses

Gotta rename her "Lady Surveillance."


on this of all days can we please pretend that there is not and never has been a chav music industry?

/ biatch better go get me some bbq
 
2013-07-04 10:12:06 AM
All kidding aside, I remember the first time I saw Lady Liberty. I tried put myself in the shoes of someone fleeing totalitarianism or famine, and after weeks at sea seeing that beacon. What they must have felt is indescribable.

We all know this country isn't exactly the land of the free, and that we have serious internal strife. But f*ckin' A, this is still America, man. The reasons I'm so vocal in my hatred for some aspects is because I lover her so much. Not unlike how your loved ones are the ones who hurt you the most.

Happy birthday.
 
2013-07-04 10:27:49 AM
The Statue of Liberty is awesome and a must-see.

That being said I don't understand why they still let tourists climb up inside. Nobody every said "Let's hollow out Lincoln's asshole in the Memorial so some lady from Terre Haute can climb in and look out Abe's forehead" or "Mount Rushmore is cool and all, but if I can't fire the Lightning Cannon in Teddy's glasses it's just not the same"
 
2013-07-04 10:32:16 AM
THIS ENORMOUS WOMAN WILL DEVOUR US ALL!!  AAAAHH!!

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2013-07-04 10:36:48 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Statue of Liberty is awesome and a must-see.

That being said I don't understand why they still let tourists climb up inside. Nobody every said "Let's hollow out Lincoln's asshole in the Memorial so some lady from Terre Haute can climb in and look out Abe's forehead" or "Mount Rushmore is cool and all, but if I can't fire the Lightning Cannon in Teddy's glasses it's just not the same"


There's a lightning cannon in Teddy's glasses? Sign me up!
 
2013-07-04 10:42:25 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves:

That being said I don't understand why they still let tourists climb up inside. Nobody every said "Let's hollow out Lincoln's asshole in the Memorial so some lady from Terre Haute can climb in and look out Abe's forehead" or "Mount Rushmore is cool and all, but if I can't fire the Lightning Cannon in Teddy's glasses it's just not the same"


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2013-07-04 11:22:51 AM

natural316: Primitive Screwhead: natural316: buntz: Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Whether she's naked under that toga?

She's French, you know that?

Like Buckwheat in a scissor lock.

Somebody doesn't get the reference


Yep, stepped waist high into that one, didn't I.

Forgive me, I've tried to forget everything about Ghostbusters II
 
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