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(Daily Mail)   Hayden Panettiere cradles 11 lb. tub of Nutella. Fun Fact: an 11 lb. tub of Nutella is almost twice the amount needed to cover her from head to toe for licking purposes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 69
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2013-07-04 06:23:25 AM  
Wow, that sounds fantastic, subby. Trouble is, at the end you are still left with Hayden Panettiere
 
2013-07-04 09:21:45 AM  
She's in Dubrovnik, huh? I wonder if she'll be in Game of Thrones.
 
2013-07-04 09:27:22 AM  
Has this chick been in anything since 'Heroes'? Why is she still relevant?
 
2013-07-04 09:28:09 AM  

gopher321: Has this chick been in anything since 'Heroes'? Why is she still relevant?


She's in that ABC show Nashville.
 
2013-07-04 09:47:40 AM  
Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? (NSFW or Normalcy)
 
2013-07-04 10:02:27 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Yes - I DO spin her on my dick like a propeller every night.
 
2013-07-04 10:05:55 AM  

colinspooky: Wow, that sounds fantastic, subby. Trouble is, at the end you are still left with Hayden Panettiere


Still better than being left alone, like every other night.
 
2013-07-04 10:06:49 AM  

oldfarthenry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x667]
Yes - I DO spin her on my dick like a propeller every night.


We get it...she has a big boyfriend and everybody else should feel inadequate.
/meh
//seen hotter in the mall
 
2013-07-04 10:09:56 AM  
Klitschko is one big mutha farker.
I cannot find her attractive, just knowing he's splitting her like a cord of wood.
 
2013-07-04 10:10:21 AM  
Well you wouldn't want to do it just once, would you?
 
2013-07-04 10:14:09 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: gopher321: Has this chick been in anything since 'Heroes'? Why is she still relevant?

She's in that ABC show Nashville.


She had the greatest introduction scene since Charlene Tilton on that show.
 
2013-07-04 10:20:52 AM  
Is a hayden panettiere some sort of Swiss pastry?
 
2013-07-04 10:22:40 AM  

Bslim: Is a hayden panettiere some sort of Swiss pastry?


I'd eat her pastries, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/had to be done
//not even kinda sorry.
 
2013-07-04 10:27:10 AM  

SurfaceTension: Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? (NSFW or Normalcy)


That was the weidest damn thing I have ever seen.  And it's patriotic.
 
2013-07-04 10:37:43 AM  
Jeebus he's so must taller than her. Does his bedroom talk to Hayden consists of saying, "I must break you."?
 
2013-07-04 10:39:22 AM  

SurfaceTension: Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? (NSFW or Normalcy)


weird boner and a desire to set off fireworks.
 
2013-07-04 10:46:14 AM  
Isn't she the one that asks to be smacked around by her boyfriends?
 
2013-07-04 10:46:31 AM  
I never really got the whole sex symbol thing.  She's a petite american blonde with a nice smile.  You know, like every former highschool cheerleader since forever.

//shouldn't sex symbol status correlate with statistically rare level of attractiveness?
 
2013-07-04 10:50:26 AM  
" Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? "

WTF?
 
2013-07-04 10:54:42 AM  
She deserves a better boyfriend. Somebody like.....well me.

fabzz.com
 
2013-07-04 11:05:31 AM  
His face says, "I am ready to strangle her. She's already talking about how she doesn't feel well at dinner. I get it, Honey, no sex tonight. I am millionaire professional athlete with body of Adonis who had to go and make sexy with woman from television. High School coach was right. I am dumb as Chernobyl otter."
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-04 11:19:27 AM  

oldfarthenry: Yes - I DO spin her on my dick like a propeller every night.


doesn't the nutella get all over the drapes? that pottery wheel gets messy
 
2013-07-04 11:21:01 AM  

Lexx: I never really got the whole sex symbol thing.  She's a petite american blonde with a nice smile.  You know, like every former highschool cheerleader since forever.

//shouldn't sex symbol status correlate with statistically rare level of attractiveness?


eh, diamonds aren't exactly rare but everyone wants one.
 
2013-07-04 11:24:49 AM  

Fano: oldfarthenry: Yes - I DO spin her on my dick like a propeller every night.

doesn't the nutella get all over the drapes? that pottery wheel gets messy


Did somebody say "pottery wheel"?
i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-04 11:27:09 AM  
Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.
 
2013-07-04 11:55:19 AM  

oldfarthenry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x667]
Yes - I DO spin her on my dick like a propeller every night.


Came in for this, and this alone...

Fark never fails to disappoint.
 
2013-07-04 11:55:59 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.



Worthless without pics of said daughter-in-law.
 
2013-07-04 12:00:14 PM  

jmr61: MutantMotherMouse: Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.


Worthless without pics of said daughter-in-law.


Your right, I don't think  MutantMotherMouse  even has a daughter-in-law
 
2013-07-04 12:01:58 PM  

MutantMotherMouse: Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.


www.strongatall.com
 
2013-07-04 12:07:17 PM  

GungFu: MutantMotherMouse: Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.

[www.strongatall.com image 630x840]




www.grow-inches-taller.com

www.movieprop.com
 
2013-07-04 12:16:09 PM  
Was that Wingman Barbie from yesterday modeled after her?
 
2013-07-04 12:36:39 PM  
I want to lick her pussy..
 
2013-07-04 01:25:09 PM  
Oh, she's back with Klitschko?

So that's what she needs the Nutella for.
 
2013-07-04 01:42:36 PM  
 
2013-07-04 01:58:29 PM  
Yes I would. And when it was gone. I'd do it again...and again, and again....

//again
 
2013-07-04 02:00:36 PM  

SurfaceTension: Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? (NSFW or Normalcy)


Wtf was I watching? About 2/3 of the way through I didn't think it could get any weirder and it did.

God Bless America
 
2013-07-04 02:10:06 PM  

colinspooky: Wow, that sounds fantastic, subby. Trouble is, at the end you are still left with Hayden Panettiere


Done in one.
 
2013-07-04 02:11:24 PM  
well, I'm not a fan of Nutella, but if she needed me to lick it off, I'd give it a go.
 
2013-07-04 02:14:22 PM  

ManateeGag: well, I'm not a fan of Nutella, but if she needed me to lick it off, I'd give it a go.


I'd give her a go at licking me off, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-04 02:16:10 PM  

ManateeGag: well, I'm not a fan of Nutella, but if she needed me to lick it off, I'd give it a go.



You do know that's like the real-life version of the Voight-Kampff test, right?
Enjoy your four year lifespan.
 
2013-07-04 02:16:40 PM  

SurfaceTension: Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? (NSFW or Normalcy)



came for this,  leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-04 02:17:59 PM  

MorePeasPlease: You do know that's like the real-life version of the Voight-Kampff test, right?
Enjoy your four year lifespan.


There's this substance I just discovered called Biscoff. It tastes like graham crackers. I had the GENIUS idea of doing a Nutella, Biscoff and marshmellow fluff sandwich.

Now I need to buy these things.
 
2013-07-04 02:25:47 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: SurfaceTension: Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? (NSFW or Normalcy)

Wtf was I watching? About 2/3 of the way through I didn't think it could get any weirder and it did.

God Bless America


I think my favorite part of that video is that once you start watching you can't stop. No matter how bad the train wreck gets, you're going to watch all the way through.
 
2013-07-04 02:28:59 PM  

colinspooky: Wow, that sounds fantastic, subby. Trouble is, at the end you are still left with Hayden Panettiere


i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-04 02:31:56 PM  

SurfaceTension: Igor Jakovsky: SurfaceTension: Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? (NSFW or Normalcy)

Wtf was I watching? About 2/3 of the way through I didn't think it could get any weirder and it did.

God Bless America

I think my favorite part of that video is that once you start watching you can't stop. No matter how bad the train wreck gets, you're going to watch all the way through.


Yup. I watched all 8 minutes. Ill never look at a jar of nutella the same way again.
 
2013-07-04 02:54:13 PM  

SurfaceTension: Igor Jakovsky: SurfaceTension: Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? (NSFW or Normalcy)

Wtf was I watching? About 2/3 of the way through I didn't think it could get any weirder and it did.

God Bless America

I think my favorite part of that video is that once you start watching you can't stop. No matter how bad the train wreck gets, you're going to watch all the way through.


It got better?

//stopped about the time she made it to the altar
 
2013-07-04 02:56:00 PM  
This thread is useless without pics.

static3.businessinsider.com
 
2013-07-04 03:21:36 PM  

Supercampion: This thread is useless without pics.

[static3.businessinsider.com image 830x623]


Hot!
 
2013-07-04 03:26:09 PM  

MutantMotherMouse: Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.


Regression toward the mean.
 
2013-07-04 03:40:20 PM  

GungFu: MutantMotherMouse: Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.

[www.strongatall.com image 630x840]


It's even funnier when you realize she's 5'3".
 
2013-07-04 03:53:42 PM  

GungFu: MutantMotherMouse: Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.

[www.strongatall.com image 630x840]


It's in french... Who are these people?
 
2013-07-04 04:01:35 PM  
Why would I coat her in Nutella just so she could make me a sandwich?
 
2013-07-04 04:27:23 PM  

GungFu: MutantMotherMouse: Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.

[www.strongatall.com image 630x840]


Oh man.

I don't care how big everyone thinks their dick is, in her hands, it's TINY!
 
2013-07-04 04:45:25 PM  

zvoidx: oldfarthenry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x667]
Yes - I DO spin her on my dick like a propeller every night.

We get it...she has a big boyfriend and everybody else should feel inadequate.
/meh
//seen hotter in the mall


But enough about Klitschko, what about Hayden?
 
2013-07-04 04:47:30 PM  

PizzaJedi81: MorePeasPlease: You do know that's like the real-life version of the Voight-Kampff test, right?
Enjoy your four year lifespan.

There's this substance I just discovered called Biscoff. It tastes like graham crackers. I had the GENIUS idea of doing a Nutella, Biscoff and marshmellow fluff sandwich.

Now I need to buy these things.




Here you go.
www.jaunted.com
 
2013-07-04 05:27:24 PM  

oldfarthenry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x667]
Yes - I DO spin her on my dick like a propeller every night.


Been there, done that. I wanna date a WNBA player, just to get someone about my height. Are any of them straight?
 
2013-07-04 05:38:40 PM  

GungFu: MutantMotherMouse: Our son and daughter-in-law have about the same height difference. Can't wait to see how the grandkids turn out.

[www.strongatall.com image 630x840]


www.geekologie.com
 
2013-07-04 05:55:30 PM  
Then again, she is small enough to dip her in a regular size Nutella container.
 
2013-07-04 06:28:40 PM  
I prefer the knock-off version than Regular Nutella. I abhors the horrible fatty shine the Canadian version of Nutella has.
 
2013-07-04 07:20:24 PM  
The giant jar of the hazelnut chocolate spread, manufactured by Italian company Ferrero, packs a staggering 27,000 calories - that's two weeks worth of recommended calorie intake, based on eating around 2,000 day.
It also contains an astonishing 1,500g of fat - put in context, a McDonald's Big Mac contains 29g - and 2,700g of sugar.


Thank you Daily Mail Reporter. I should point out, by the way, that a 5kg jar of Nutella is in fact intended to contain more than one single portion.
 
2013-07-04 07:38:57 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I should point out, by the way, that a 5kg jar of Nutella is in fact intended to contain more than one single portion.


Not if you're doing it right. No, please excuse me, there's a strange shooting pain in my arm..
 
2013-07-04 08:16:42 PM  
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2013-07-04 09:33:58 PM  
Sadly ruined by the recent piss-poor and unnecessary boob job.
 
2013-07-04 10:13:09 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: Sadly ruined by the recent piss-poor and unnecessary boob job.




Second,

I get it if you are a stripper, though.
 
2013-07-04 11:58:13 PM  

SurfaceTension: Did someone call for Nutella priest Erin? (NSFW or Normalcy)


Uhhhhh...
Umm what did I just watch?
 
2013-07-05 08:33:49 AM  
I Love HP. Have since some skating movie my daughter was watching, and I could not help but notice her wonderful thighs.
 
2013-07-05 08:53:01 AM  
Cue the hotdog thrown down a 8 lane freeway graphic... she can probably taste his load no matter where its stuck....
 
2013-07-05 01:13:44 PM  
She went from the cute look to the whore look in no time at all.Thats the problem blonde girls have. Theyre cute when theyre young but as the age they realize they now have to compete against the younger blondes. Typically a no win situation for the aging ones.
 
2013-07-05 01:22:54 PM  
No thanks, I don't need her dad's sloppy seconds.
 
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