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(TMZ)   BAH GAWD, KING, it's KANE, BRINGING HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE TO A RON PAUL BAR-B-Q   (tmz.com) divider line 83
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2013-07-04 08:16:05 AM  
Using Hellfire and Brimstone to light the BBQ was a wonderful way to utilize natural resources without having to rely on government subsidized fuels like ethanol.
 
2013-07-04 08:50:47 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Using Hellfire and Brimstone to light the BBQ was a wonderful way to utilize natural resources without having to rely on government subsidized fuels like ethanol.


Kayfabe isn't in the Constitution.
 
2013-07-04 08:56:56 AM  
Why are they BBQing Ron Paul?
 
2013-07-04 08:57:26 AM  
Vince Vaughn and an unmasked Kane at a Ron Paul BBQ sounds like one of my dreams after eating a giant sub right before bed.
 
2013-07-04 09:22:35 AM  
BAH GAWD KING! THE DEFICIT HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
 
2013-07-04 09:23:54 AM  
Oh and I never realized Vince Vaughn was so tall. Kane is a legit 6'7
 
2013-07-04 09:25:44 AM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-04 09:26:17 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Using Hellfire and Brimstone to light the BBQ was a wonderful way to utilize natural resources without having to rely on government subsidized fuels like ethanol.


You are so wrong.  Hellfire and brimstone are exclusive property of Satan aka the Beast aka Obama. Therefore they were using government resources.
 
2013-07-04 09:35:31 AM  
I guess no one can claim that getting hit in the head repeatedly with a metal folding chair doesn't cause brain damage.
 
2013-07-04 09:40:29 AM  
I bet there wasn't a Spanish announce table there.
 
2013-07-04 09:42:21 AM  
Also came to say Vince Vaugn must be fricking tall if he's almost as tall as the dude that plays Kane on stage.
 
2013-07-04 09:43:37 AM  
How many WWE properties must attempt political office before we decide democratically that we don't approve of that spectacle in the public square? Shall John Cena become Secretary of Energy? Will CM Punk become General of the Armies?
 
2013-07-04 09:44:37 AM  

Nurglitch: Also came to say Vince Vaugn must be fricking tall if he's almost as tall as the dude that plays Kane on stage.


That was my thought. Turns out he's 6' 5".  Must make for some strange camera angles since a lot of actors tend to be short.
 
2013-07-04 09:47:17 AM  

casual disregard: How many WWE properties must attempt political office before we decide democratically that we don't approve of that spectacle in the public square? Shall John Cena become Secretary of Energy? Will CM Punk become General of the Armies?


Hulk Hogan for Secretary of Hulkamania
 
2013-07-04 09:50:49 AM  
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! WOULD SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN BBQ!
 
2013-07-04 09:56:07 AM  
Everyone should have tax-free medical accounts for them to save money in to use for medical expenses when needed, instead of relying on the government to just hand us health care.

/This message approved by

www.chinlock.com
 
2013-07-04 10:18:04 AM  
You know Bryan Danielson would improve this BBQ with his vegan awesomeness. Dolph Ziggler would sell Ron Paul to communists.
 
2013-07-04 10:25:20 AM  
Years from now there are going to be Doctoral dissertations on whether wresting came to politics or politics came into wrestling.
 
2013-07-04 11:03:33 AM  

Skarekrough: Years from now there are going to be Doctoral dissertations on whether wresting came to politics or politics came into wrestling.


Wrasslers found out long ago that nothing riles up the hillbillies more than being a foreign "heel" that injects politics into their routine.

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Trivia Note: The Iron Shiek really was a pro wrestler in the Iranian Olympics team back in the day. He made a quick getaway to the US when his friend & mentor got murdered by the Shah's goons, and he heard he was next on their list.
 
2013-07-04 11:07:03 AM  
DAMMIT KING!! THAT BBQ HAS A FAMILY!!!
 
2013-07-04 11:09:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-04 11:11:28 AM  
This calls for me to make a Ron Paul create-a-wrestler in WWE 13.
 
2013-07-04 11:11:40 AM  

Boxcutta: [i.imgur.com image 600x388]


OK we're done here.
 
2013-07-04 11:15:35 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Skarekrough: Years from now there are going to be Doctoral dissertations on whether wresting came to politics or politics came into wrestling.

Wrasslers found out long ago that nothing riles up the hillbillies more than being a foreign "heel" that injects politics into their routine.

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Trivia Note: The Iron Shiek really was a pro wrestler in the Iranian Olympics team back in the day. He made a quick getaway to the US when his friend & mentor got murdered by the Shah's goons, and he heard he was next on their list.


Now instead of a politically-motivated possible execution quickly, he's subjected to a politically-motivated reality of physical torture at the hands of a broken healthcare system that has failed a self-made man who pulled himself up by his bootstraps.

He'd probably smack RON PAUL and Kane around with a folding chair if his joints weren't farked up beyond [affordable] repair.
 
2013-07-04 11:17:50 AM  
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RON PAUL's still real to me dammit.
 
2013-07-04 11:18:30 AM  

Daquin: This calls for me to make a Ron Paul create-a-wrestler in WWE 13.



"Ladies and Gentlemen, From Freedomville, U.S.A, weighing in at 120 pounds. He'll kick your ass even if it isn't in the Constitution, give it up for 'Atlas Schlub'"
 
2013-07-04 11:19:25 AM  
Is it me, or does Kane look a little like Penn Gilette?
 
2013-07-04 11:20:10 AM  

Flappyhead: Boxcutta: [i.imgur.com image 600x388]

OK we're done here.


like kippers
 
2013-07-04 11:20:49 AM  

Coelacanth: Is it me, or does Kane look a little like Penn Gilette?


He reminds me more of the guy from Pawn Stars.
 
2013-07-04 11:47:37 AM  

Boxcutta: [i.imgur.com image 600x388]


Need to have Ron in the chair that Kane is wielding.
 
2013-07-04 11:57:19 AM  

Boxcutta: [i.imgur.com image 600x388]


So wrong.

/lol this 4 July
//Stuttgart Baby
//GE
 
2013-07-04 12:01:26 PM  
Why is this in the Politics tab?

/obligatory
 
2013-07-04 12:17:24 PM  
There's nothing about that headline I understand.
 
2013-07-04 12:23:12 PM  
I hope they were using

shop.wwe.com
 
2013-07-04 12:33:24 PM  

Outshined_One: Why is this in the Politics tab?

/obligatory


Because Stone Cold said so?
 
2013-07-04 12:41:42 PM  
I bet  subby was holding a Kane action figure as he was writing that headline.


"POW, BOOM..KANE........ BAR-B-Q...   PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE MOM!"
 
2013-07-04 12:43:25 PM  

casual disregard: How many WWE properties must attempt political office before we decide democratically that we don't approve of that spectacle in the public square? Shall John Cena become Secretary of Energy? Will CM Punk become General of the Armies?


Disagrees with your statement.
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2013-07-04 12:54:44 PM  

NeverDrunk23: Outshined_One: Why is this in the Politics tab?

/obligatory

Because Stone Cold said so?


What?
 
2013-07-04 12:55:08 PM  
Without makeup, Glen Jacobs looks so... normal.

Woh.
 
2013-07-04 12:55:44 PM  
He looks like a really tall version of Tom Arnold.
 
2013-07-04 12:59:46 PM  

machodonkeywrestler: casual disregard: How many WWE properties must attempt political office before we decide democratically that we don't approve of that spectacle in the public square? Shall John Cena become Secretary of Energy? Will CM Punk become General of the Armies?

Disagrees with your statement.
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Guh, what a mistake that was. That election had a giant douche and turd sandwich, so along comes ol' Bobblehead and we all thought, "He's neither a giant douche or a turd sandwich!"

It turns out he was potato salad that had been out in the sun too long.
 
2013-07-04 01:16:08 PM  
I think all the Kane/Ron Paul jokes are pretty much done, so here's Gene Snitsky with an example of what women will be forced to resort to if the GOP continues their push to severely limit/ban abortions.

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2013-07-04 01:42:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Everyone should have tax-free medical accounts for them to save money in to use for medical expenses when needed, instead of relying on the government to just hand us health care.

/This message approved by

[www.chinlock.com image 642x361]


He's the one dentist out of five that always chooses not to recommend  things isn't he.
 
2013-07-04 02:08:57 PM  
FTFA:Turns out Kane -- real name Glen Jacobs -- is a big fan of the former Presidential hopeful ... and Paul has even been pushing for Jacobs to take a crack at running for office.

Two Words, Katie Vick.
 
2013-07-04 02:37:52 PM  
I wonder what Goldust's political stance is.
 
2013-07-04 02:49:02 PM  

machodonkeywrestler: FTFA:Turns out Kane -- real name Glen Jacobs -- is a big fan of the former Presidential hopeful ... and Paul has even been pushing for Jacobs to take a crack at running for office.

Two Words, Katie Vick.


One phrase, "I was playing a character"

/Besides we need a man with a 3 foot penis to be in a position of power.
 
2013-07-04 02:56:27 PM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: I wonder what Goldust's political stance is.


The same as Larry Craig: Wide.
 
2013-07-04 03:01:09 PM  
Holy shiat, either Vince Vaughn is a huge farking dude or Dr. Issac Yankem is smaller in real life than he appears.
 
2013-07-04 03:12:47 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: machodonkeywrestler: FTFA:Turns out Kane -- real name Glen Jacobs -- is a big fan of the former Presidential hopeful ... and Paul has even been pushing for Jacobs to take a crack at running for office.

Two Words, Katie Vick.

One phrase, "I was playing a character"

/Besides we need a man with a 3 foot penis to be in a position of power.


Plus, recall that Kane did not actually fark the mannequin, Triple H did.  So he has plausible deniability if someone brings up mannequin farking.

Jacobs' background as a wrestler is very conducive to winning a Republican primary..
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As was noted, he's spent time in the medical field, so he can bring that background into the debate on the Affordable Care Act.

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He's strongly in favor of aggressive interrogation methods.

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He's stood up to mainstream Republicans.

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He's pro-life, even in cases of rape.

www.wwe.com

He's a firm believer in the institution of marriage.

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And he's ready to take a stand in the War Against Christmas.

However.... he does have one skeleton that'll scuttle him.

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www.wwe.com

The culture warriors will eat him alive.
 
2013-07-04 03:23:12 PM  

1derful: Holy shiat, either Vince Vaughn is a huge farking dude or Dr. Issac Yankem is smaller in real life than he appears.


A google search said he is 6'5" and I believe it. It is interesting how many short leading men there are in Hollywood and not a lot of tall ones like Vince.
 
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