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(NW Florida Daily News)   Apparently in Florida it's illegal to arrange the money in your wallet by denomination because that's called 'street folding' and it's what drug dealers do   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 25
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2013-07-04 09:12:57 AM
5 votes:
Anyone with any amount of money, in any form, has definitely done something illegal at some point in their life.
Best give it to me.
2013-07-04 09:26:28 AM
4 votes:

Kibbler: corq: It's not the folding that was illegal, subby; it was the crack they also found.

However, the 'folding' will be used to demonstrate likely intent-to-distribute.

Fold what you like, but try not to get caught with the rock and these nasty things are less likely to happen.

Uh huh. If a rich white kid is caught with an ounce of cocaine and $10K "folded" in his Ferrari, I'm sure that will be used to demonstrate intent.

If sorting bills is intent to commit a crime, then *having* bills is at least as much an indication of intent.

But no matter what, keep us safe, keep us safe, safe, keep us safe from drug dealers.

Safe.


The safe way to go is the "jock wad".  Just wad up all your cash like a used tissue and cram into your underwear.  The cops would never be able to call that intent, and it makes them use those blue rubber gloves.
2013-07-04 09:51:23 AM
3 votes:
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2013-07-04 09:08:20 AM
3 votes:
are you shiatting me?  I put my money by denomination, facing the same side up and same direction

/if that's OCD, then dammit, it's OCD, fark off already
2013-07-04 11:19:58 AM
2 votes:

Odoriferous Queef: CDO


Odoriferous Queef: danno_to_infinity: are you shiatting me?  I put my money by denomination, facing the same side up and same direction

/if that's OCD, then dammit, it's OCD, fark off already

No That's CDO.

/put the letters in the *correct* order.


Me personally, I have OCO, Obsessive Compulsive Order.  All the rest of you are disordered.
2013-07-04 10:08:50 AM
2 votes:
My wallet has three distinct sections. I keep my 500's in one section and my 100's in another. The $2 bills go in the third one.

/What do I have if I find two $100's in one pocket and 3 $50's in the other?
//Someone else's pants!
2013-07-04 10:05:09 AM
2 votes:
That whole "driving a car" thing is going to be problematic to his "It's ok, I was just blind" defense.
2013-07-04 09:43:40 AM
2 votes:
typical Jalmel Lafarn Merriel
2013-07-04 09:42:50 AM
2 votes:

loser0: (reads article)

I assume it's still legal if you're white, right?


I think, to tell the truth,  that the idea here is, "Here's a young black man who went to the mental effort of sorting pieces of paper that had numbers on them, and nobody would believe he did that unless he had some kind of criminal intent in mind.  If he didn't, he'd just pull crumpled bills out of his pocket to buy a 40 and a rock, am I right?"

Show me an article where the cops arrest a white guy and cite his money being sorted as evidence of...anything.

"Did we mention that this young black man also had a cell phone?  A CELL PHONE, ladies and gentlemen of the jury!"
2013-07-04 09:24:16 AM
2 votes:
www.rotorama.com
2013-07-04 09:21:15 AM
2 votes:
Apparently on FARK it's illegal to read an article and write a headline which comports with it.
2013-07-04 09:11:37 AM
2 votes:

danno_to_infinity: are you shiatting me?  I put my money by denomination, facing the same side up and same direction

/if that's OCD, then dammit, it's OCD, fark off already


No That's CDO.

/put the letters in the *correct* order.
2013-07-04 09:11:15 AM
2 votes:
I tried to google this and all I got was Ben Folds videos, I think the cops made it up.
2013-07-04 09:10:27 AM
2 votes:
Drug dealers also poop, I'm told.
2013-07-04 09:06:36 AM
2 votes:
whenever I see anyone with a big wad of cash I think 'drug dealer'. ditto any young guy in a car with blacked out windows

don't get me wrong, I dont care. It's what I think though
2013-07-04 08:18:48 AM
2 votes:
It's not the folding that was illegal, subby; it was the crack they also found.

However, the 'folding' will be used to demonstrate likely intent-to-distribute.

Fold what you like, but try not to get caught with the rock and these nasty things are less likely to happen.
2013-07-04 11:27:33 AM
1 votes:
...it's illegal to arrange the money in your wallet by denomination because that's called 'street folding'

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2013-07-04 10:47:00 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
bargon wanchi pax ke solo, ho ho ho
2013-07-04 10:46:01 AM
1 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.neti.imgur.com
2013-07-04 09:56:56 AM
1 votes:

markfara: Drug dealers also poop, I'm told.


Do they weigh the same as a duck?
2013-07-04 09:55:51 AM
1 votes:

Lady J: whenever I see anyone with a big wad of cash I think 'drug dealer'. ditto any young guy in a car with blacked out windows

don't get me wrong, I dont care. It's what I think though


When I see someone with a shaved head and sunglasses, I think "drug addict" because the court mandated drug tests involve hair samples and they get around that by not having hair.

/also if you drive a pickup or minivan it is because you're fat
2013-07-04 09:38:11 AM
1 votes:
But I thought drug dealers put their money in hundreds with one note folded over or thousands in a roll with an elastic band then you fill storage boxes with the rolls?

Oh I see, crap dealers...
2013-07-04 09:37:10 AM
1 votes:
(reads article)

I assume it's still legal if you're white, right?
2013-07-04 09:30:34 AM
1 votes:

Lady J: whenever I see anyone with a big wad of cash I think 'drug dealer'. ditto any young guy in a car with blacked out windows

don't get me wrong, I dont care. It's what I think though


Stereotyping is an incredible time saver!
2013-07-04 09:13:16 AM
1 votes:
Keep the $1 bill flat and unfolded.Fold the $5 bill in half crosswise (with the short ends together).Fold the $10 bill in half lengthwise (with the long sides together).Fold the $20 bill like a $10 bill lengthwise, and then in half again crosswise, like the $5 bill:
Surely it's not this simple. Must be a way to grab money from your wallet without taking your eyes off the junkie.
 
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