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(Chron)   Man arrested twice for having sex with the same horse, needs to learn neigh means neigh (w/mugshot)   (blog.chron.com) divider line 92
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2013-07-04 12:09:16 AM
So Texas says no to gay marriage, but is cool with beastiality?

/get a brain, morans
 
2013-07-04 12:14:10 AM
He kind of looks like that shaman guy from Venture Bros. I'll pretend it is him.
 
2013-07-04 01:12:06 AM
That horse is a shoe-in for the Breeder's Cup.
 
2013-07-04 03:00:47 AM

doglover: He kind of looks like that shaman guy from Venture Bros. I'll pretend it is him.


i.imgur.com

For me it was the deep shade of orange in the mugshot that made me wonder if Big Mac didn't secretly switch places with his alter ego through the portal during the movie. And now I need a(nother) cider to try and unthink that.
 
2013-07-04 03:10:42 AM
Next he'll be running for mare
 
2013-07-04 03:24:01 AM

Twilight Farkle: doglover: He kind of looks like that shaman guy from Venture Bros. I'll pretend it is him.

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For me it was the deep shade of orange in the mugshot that made me wonder if Big Mac didn't secretly switch places with his alter ego through the portal during the movie. And now I need a(nother) cider to try and unthink that.


i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-04 04:10:49 AM
"Man discovers he has two asses"
 
2013-07-04 04:28:58 AM
cdn02.cdn.justjared.com
Maybe he was just a really huge fan...
 
2013-07-04 04:29:33 AM
Obligatory Dan Savage video.  May contain Not Safe For Work language. (Skip to 1:37 for horse story.)
 
2013-07-04 04:32:23 AM
I'm not condoning bestiality. It's something that should not be accepted or allowed in our society. It is akin to raping children or the mentally retarded, and there is no excuse for it.

But of all the animals out there that could possibly be found attractive, a horse is right at the top of the list. The smooth, shiny hair all over its body. The wispy mane and strong, beautiful face. And the round, powerful hindquarters, muscular and glistening with beads of sweat after a run. The tail, flicking teasingly back and forth, inviting you to imagine what it hides. It's a beautiful animal.
 
2013-07-04 04:33:25 AM
Bowling ball bag Bob?

/I hope you die
 
2013-07-04 04:37:49 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not condoning bestiality. It's something that should not be accepted or allowed in our society. It is akin to raping children or the mentally retarded, and there is no excuse for it.

But of all the animals out there that could possibly be found attractive, a horse is right at the top of the list. The smooth, shiny hair all over its body. The wispy mane and strong, beautiful face. And the round, powerful hindquarters, muscular and glistening with beads of sweat after a run. The tail, flicking teasingly back and forth, inviting you to imagine what it hides. It's a beautiful animal.


Everyone was doing good with the funny brony posts and then you chime in.
 
2013-07-04 04:38:46 AM
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2013-07-04 04:40:49 AM
I'm guessing he now has a bit of a horse throat.

Ewwwww!
 
2013-07-04 04:41:56 AM
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-04 04:42:51 AM

Shadowtag: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not condoning bestiality. It's something that should not be accepted or allowed in our society. It is akin to raping children or the mentally retarded, and there is no excuse for it.

But of all the animals out there that could possibly be found attractive, a horse is right at the top of the list. The smooth, shiny hair all over its body. The wispy mane and strong, beautiful face. And the round, powerful hindquarters, muscular and glistening with beads of sweat after a run. The tail, flicking teasingly back and forth, inviting you to imagine what it hides. It's a beautiful animal.

Everyone was doing good with the funny brony posts and then you chime in.


I think those pony fans understand what I'm saying. Not that it's something anyone with any morals would ever think was okay to do. But, I mean, if you *had* to fark an animal, a horse is a pretty reasonable choice, you know?
 
2013-07-04 04:49:03 AM
On the lonesome trail a cowboy's thoughts will wander
When you're sittin' in the saddle
And you're lookin' at the cattle
From  behind.

You see those brown eyes blinkin'
Sometimes you swear they're winkin'
On the lonesome trail the thought does cross your mind.

/obscure?
 
2013-07-04 04:49:15 AM
Could've gone worse. He could be Kenneth Pinyan.
 
2013-07-04 04:52:57 AM

NobleHam: Could've gone worse. He could be Kenneth Pinyan.


There is a documentary called Zoo........interviews with the guys who knew him, and others with a knowledge of the incident. Quite Interesting.
 
2013-07-04 04:55:43 AM
Why do they even arrest people like this? It's not as if the horse even notices his tiny (to her) thing.
 
2013-07-04 04:58:16 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Next he'll be running for mare

 
2013-07-04 04:58:47 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I think those pony fans understand what I'm saying.


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2013-07-04 04:59:24 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not condoning bestiality. It's something that should not be accepted or allowed in our society. It is akin to raping children or the mentally retarded, and there is no excuse for it.

But of all the animals out there that could possibly be found attractive, a horse is right at the top of the list. The smooth, shiny hair all over its body. The wispy mane and strong, beautiful face. And the round, powerful hindquarters, muscular and glistening with beads of sweat after a run. The tail, flicking teasingly back and forth, inviting you to imagine what it hides. It's a beautiful animal.


Heh.

/Dear Penthouse Forum,
 I never thought this would happen to me, but....
 
2013-07-04 05:02:53 AM
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2013-07-04 05:07:45 AM
out on bail

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2013-07-04 05:07:54 AM
I pity the foal.
 
2013-07-04 05:09:33 AM

danielscissorhands: I pity the foal.


farm4.staticflickr.com

Approves.
 
2013-07-04 05:16:04 AM
Neigh means nay.

This sort of thing gets my libertarian dander up. Why in the hell can't a guy fark a horse if he wants to? Seems like a victimless crime to me. Unless he damages the horse, e.g. breaks off its dick somehow, in which case it's property damage. Or animal cruelty (?).

This is just the State legislating morality. I'm not seeing much difference here between the State making weed verboten because it is an evil, supernatural substance and an offense to public morals -- and farking a horse, which is also just an offense against public morals.
 
2013-07-04 05:29:46 AM
In other news, the hedgehog remains unmolested.
 
2013-07-04 05:32:12 AM
If Mister Hands taught us nothing it was that horse sex is perfectly harmless.
 
2013-07-04 05:34:24 AM

heinrich66: Neigh means nay.

This sort of thing gets my libertarian dander up. Why in the hell can't a guy fark a horse if he wants to? Seems like a victimless crime to me. Unless he damages the horse, e.g. breaks off its dick somehow, in which case it's property damage. Or animal cruelty (?).

This is just the State legislating morality. I'm not seeing much difference here between the State making weed verboten because it is an evil, supernatural substance and an offense to public morals -- and farking a horse, which is also just an offense against public morals.


So wat you're saying then is that you'd be fine with me bringing your wife/daughter/girlfriend to the zoo, and tying her up for the male gorillas.

It's a date!
 
2013-07-04 05:40:43 AM
Twice? Doesn't that makes her a whorse?
 
2013-07-04 05:52:48 AM
 
2013-07-04 05:57:36 AM
"I'll drink to that!"
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Yeah, I know, a low blow...
 
2013-07-04 06:01:47 AM
My gosh, Fark greenlights a lot of bestiality stories.
 
2013-07-04 06:06:41 AM
This happened in my town ages ago. Guy got caught with the local policeman's horse.
Guys last name was Roots
/nscss
 
2013-07-04 06:18:18 AM
How do they fark horses?
The business end is the same end that gets all jittery and kicks out at anything/everything.
It must be like trying to have sex with the waste disposal.
 
2013-07-04 06:22:38 AM
Sounds like a stand-up sheriff. Good on him.
 
mhd
2013-07-04 06:36:49 AM

YoOjo: How do they fark horses?


My least favorite indie band.
 
2013-07-04 06:37:27 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-04 06:40:13 AM
"Hidalgo County sheriff's deputies have once again arrested a man for having sex with a Nadia the horse. "

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2013-07-04 06:44:06 AM
What a stud.
 
2013-07-04 06:45:28 AM

YoOjo: How do they fark horses?
The business end is the same end that gets all jittery and kicks out at anything/everything.
It must be like trying to have sex with the waste disposal.


I imagine they don't try with anything that's spooky. There are plenty of placid horses out there. Plus if you're really close to it they can't hurt you because the hooves are on the end of the legs and they can't wind em in that much. within reason obviously, if a horse really wants to fark you up it will
 
2013-07-04 06:49:20 AM
He probably figured, since she was just a quarter horse, it was OK.
 
2013-07-04 06:50:59 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not condoning bestiality. It's something that should not be accepted or allowed in our society. It is akin to raping children or the mentally retarded, and there is no excuse for it.

But of all the animals out there that could possibly be found attractive, a horse is right at the top of the list. The smooth, shiny hair all over its body. The wispy mane and strong, beautiful face. And the round, powerful hindquarters, muscular and glistening with beads of sweat after a run. The tail, flicking teasingly back and forth, inviting you to imagine what it hides. It's a beautiful animal.


I may or may not have just farkied you "Horse farker."
 
2013-07-04 06:53:39 AM

gothelder: NobleHam: Could've gone worse. He could be Kenneth Pinyan.

There is a documentary called Zoo........interviews with the guys who knew him, and others with a knowledge of the incident. Quite Interesting.


Saw that movie. Interesting little...uhm... Subculture there. Anyway yeah, at least he didn't end up like Mr. Hands.
 
2013-07-04 06:58:34 AM

Nemosomen: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not condoning bestiality. It's something that should not be accepted or allowed in our society. It is akin to raping children or the mentally retarded, and there is no excuse for it.

But of all the animals out there that could possibly be found attractive, a horse is right at the top of the list. The smooth, shiny hair all over its body. The wispy mane and strong, beautiful face. And the round, powerful hindquarters, muscular and glistening with beads of sweat after a run. The tail, flicking teasingly back and forth, inviting you to imagine what it hides. It's a beautiful animal.

I may or may not have just farkied you "Horse farker."


What? A guy can't admire the grace and beauty of a horse without wanting to fark it? You look at those deep, wide eyes practically begging you to slide a hand underneath its tail and tell me that it's not a sexy animal. Objectively speaking, I mean. Anyone who would try to fark one must be some kind of sick bastard.
 
2013-07-04 06:59:54 AM
This would be a good SVU--if Stabler hadn't left the show, anyway.
 
2013-07-04 07:00:29 AM

Spaghettiows: My gosh, Fark greenlights a lot of bestiality stories.


Drew's trying to tell you something.
 
2013-07-04 07:04:42 AM

danielscissorhands: heinrich66: Neigh means nay.

This sort of thing gets my libertarian dander up. Why in the hell can't a guy fark a horse if he wants to? Seems like a victimless crime to me. Unless he damages the horse, e.g. breaks off its dick somehow, in which case it's property damage. Or animal cruelty (?).

This is just the State legislating morality. I'm not seeing much difference here between the State making weed verboten because it is an evil, supernatural substance and an offense to public morals -- and farking a horse, which is also just an offense against public morals.

So wat you're saying then is that you'd be fine with me bringing your wife/daughter/girlfriend to the zoo, and tying her up for the male gorillas.

It's a date!


If my wife/daughter/girlfriend (they're all the same person by the way) gives her consent, you guys knock yourselves out.
 
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