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(Some Guy)   She's The Voice of America. She gonna save the US music industry   (themsvoice.com) divider line 222
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2013-07-03 11:45:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 11:52:10 PM
I gonna save the US music industry!
 
2013-07-04 07:04:29 PM
lol
 
2013-07-04 07:05:11 PM
She might want to learn proper english first.
 
2013-07-04 07:05:33 PM

Tellingthem: I gonna save the US music industry!


.....aaaaaand we're done. Sweet Jesus on a prancing pogo stick, that site was an abomination unto the nation.
 
2013-07-04 07:05:38 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-04 07:06:01 PM
Is this satire? Either way, would smash.
 
2013-07-04 07:06:04 PM
FYI- don't open that link if you're on mobile.
 
2013-07-04 07:08:03 PM
Her 'jump' video features that Snowden guy dressed as a Sheik.
 
2013-07-04 07:08:10 PM
Someones been trading lies of encouragement for blowjobs on an epic scale with this biatch.
 
2013-07-04 07:08:38 PM
I made it thirteen seconds into the video with all the bras.  Mostly because she didn't start trying to sing until about 11 or 12 seconds in.  Is that supposed to be someone or something?
 
2013-07-04 07:10:45 PM

bwilson27: Someones been trading lies of encouragement for blowjobs on an epic scale with this biatch.


You ain't kidding
 
2013-07-04 07:10:52 PM
To her credit, she's obviously not using autotune
 
2013-07-04 07:11:56 PM
I think part of my soul just broke off and died.
 
2013-07-04 07:12:06 PM
She couldn't even qualify for that wretched show American Idol
 
2013-07-04 07:12:51 PM

sheumack: To her credit, she's obviously not using autotune


At least not yet.
 
2013-07-04 07:13:00 PM
...umm, but she's clearly French. Or something.
 
2013-07-04 07:13:25 PM
I gonna press mute and look at her pictures
 
2013-07-04 07:13:53 PM
Sweet jumpin Jesus, when even autotune can't fix your voice it's time to give up girl
 
2013-07-04 07:15:01 PM
Interesting choice of webhost...
 
2013-07-04 07:15:36 PM
i877.photobucket.com


///
 
2013-07-04 07:15:41 PM
I hope she notices the page clicks and comes to Fark to see why. I love when they do that.
 
2013-07-04 07:16:00 PM
Awful
 
2013-07-04 07:16:30 PM

Tellingthem: I gonna save the US music industry!


she not gonna do much for the English language
 
2013-07-04 07:16:47 PM
Well, she does look okay in her underwear. So there's that.
 
2013-07-04 07:17:19 PM
With NoScript on, that page is just a mass of blue links and the angry NoScript logo. That does not inspire confidence.
 
2013-07-04 07:17:32 PM
I am totally American. I am most American in baseball stadium. It is Connecticut accent.
 
2013-07-04 07:18:00 PM
Awww did her Daddy pay ARK Music Factory to make some videos of his precious daughter?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARK_Music_Factory

Terrible voice, funny accent. When you make Celine Dion sound less nasal, there's a problem.
 
2013-07-04 07:18:18 PM
Wow my security programs went "hell no" and threw my computer out the window for me before I looked at the site - thanks subby you owe me.

/ nope, no click
 
2013-07-04 07:18:21 PM

Arachnophobe: With NoScript on, that page is just a mass of blue links and the angry NoScript logo. That does not inspire confidence.


Trust me, it's better that way...
 
2013-07-04 07:18:22 PM
I'd hit it if she let me duct tape her mouth.

Where's the ear bleach?
 
2013-07-04 07:19:32 PM
Reading the comments here, I think I'm fortunate that the site was farked.
 
2013-07-04 07:20:52 PM
who the hell that!
 
2013-07-04 07:20:59 PM
from her bio: "Her first song "About" won at a local singing-songwriting competition.   And Ms Voice got a Grand Prix.

the car? Or is that some kinda hick award?


/confused
 
2013-07-04 07:22:39 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Awww did her Daddy pay ARK Music Factory to make some videos of his precious daughter?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARK_Music_Factory

Terrible voice, funny accent. When you make Celine Dion sound less nasal, there's a problem.


I came here to say that it looks like we have the next Rebecca Black, but I see you had it covered. Moving on...
 
2013-07-04 07:23:32 PM
 
2013-07-04 07:23:56 PM
Wow.  Just wow.
 
2013-07-04 07:24:03 PM

BlackMtnMan: I'd hit it if she let me duct tape her mouth.

Where's the ear bleach?


Here, try some 16 yo Scottish chick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNQSH7LCRHA
 
2013-07-04 07:24:51 PM
I was able to see a dirty flag as a background image before my phone's browser decided to commit suicide.
 
2013-07-04 07:24:58 PM

BlackMtnMan: Where's the ear bleach?


I'll give this a shot. Mayhem - Imelda May

/YMMV of course, depending on your tastes
 
2013-07-04 07:25:49 PM
LOL. Her "concert page" says "coming soon"


/can't wait
 
2013-07-04 07:27:38 PM

BlackMtnMan: I'd hit it if she let me duct tape her mouth.

Where's the ear bleach?


Will save you
 
2013-07-04 07:28:21 PM
inadvertently clicked a video


omigod
 
2013-07-04 07:29:01 PM
So now we're linking to amateur pages? I should try to post mine and see what happens.
 
2013-07-04 07:29:35 PM

Flab: I was able to see a dirty flag as a background image before my phone's browser decided to commit suicide.


Your phones browser chose wisely
 
2013-07-04 07:30:22 PM
Tits, and maybe fifteen minutes of fame
 
2013-07-04 07:30:36 PM

ScaryBottles: So now we're linking to amateur pages of talentless hacks who think they are god's gift and do not know that they are the joke? I should try to post mine and see what happens.


FTFY
 
2013-07-04 07:31:31 PM
She reminds me of a famous country singer.

i1.ytimg.com

/"Take back America to 1955, take back America to when G-d was still alive!"
 
2013-07-04 07:33:01 PM
Let me guess,  she was on "My super sweet 16"  and daddy gave her a "recording contract" as a present.  Somebody needs to tell her "No"
 
2013-07-04 07:33:40 PM
she's russian.

living in austin i see endless no-talent hacks all the time... comes with the territory. i still got a chuckle from this. personally, i don't think it's cruel, someone, hell, many people need to tell her to give it up and get a job at macy's or something.
 
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