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(CTV News)   Soon you will be able to zoom in on "things you want to see" with your contacts   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 20
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2013-07-04 12:09:55 AM  
Leave the Terminator references out and you have a solid article. As it stands, this article reads like it was written by a fourth grader.
 
2013-07-04 01:31:18 AM  
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2013-07-04 04:20:07 AM  

Nogrhi: enhance...


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2013-07-04 04:22:49 AM  
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com

What? I was distracted.

/hot googly mooglies
 
2013-07-04 04:25:53 AM  
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Not impressed...
 
2013-07-04 05:11:30 AM  
 
2013-07-04 05:17:01 AM  
Except now it's the 6 BILLION dollar man.

/and that's cheap these days...
 
2013-07-04 05:27:35 AM  
"Soon", for various definitions of "soon" which mean "not any time soon", just like all the other headlines claiming something is going to happen "soon".

bdub77: Leave the Terminator references out and you have a solid article. As it stands, this article reads like it was written by a fourth grader.


Shh! Keep that up and someone will come in and tell you all the guy's credentials, as if that makes his writing somehow less juvenile.
 
2013-07-04 07:50:04 AM  

ninthkeys: [chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com image 850x1269]

What? I was distracted.

/hot googly mooglies


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2013-07-04 08:01:42 AM  
So....you're supposed to control this, how?

Christ, I hope it's not going to be voice commands. "Contacts, make those tits bigger!"
 
2013-07-04 08:14:51 AM  
I worked on something like this for an American company that was designed to use your existing eye muscles to control the focus. Not quite there yet.
 
2013-07-04 09:08:49 AM  
Dat ass?
 
2013-07-04 09:09:31 AM  
The zoom is cool, but when are we going to be able to take pictures and video?

Had way too many times walking around the mall or someplace when I see a bad outfit or crazy style that just needs to be shared. But I am too self conscious to pull out the phone to take a picture....
 
2013-07-04 09:09:50 AM  
will it automatically zoom out when I am confronted by things like Honey Boo Boo, or Donald Trump - that I DON'T want to see?
 
2013-07-04 10:00:02 AM  
Still waiting for the light bulb that only shines on things worth looking at.
 
2013-07-04 10:37:12 AM  
`Why are my nipples burning?'

`I -er- don't know.'
 
2013-07-04 11:37:47 AM  
Better than moving your head closer to the object.
 
2013-07-04 12:25:34 PM  

Slives: The zoom is cool, but when are we going to be able to take pictures and video?

Had way too many times walking around the mall or someplace when I see a bad outfit or crazy style that just needs to be shared. But I am too self conscious to pull out the phone to take a picture....


Yeah. Bad outfits. That's the ticket. Yeah.
 
2013-07-04 01:18:34 PM  
Hopefully not pinch and zoom...yikes.
 
2013-07-04 01:27:49 PM  

jso2897: will it automatically zoom out when I am confronted by things like Honey Boo Boo, or Donald Trump - that I DON'T want to see?


"Oh god, why isn't gloss-over mode working?!"
 
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