puffy999: thongs are an abortion upon mankind.
macsully: puffy999: Shadowknight: puffy999:I'm not your buddy, guy.
Hermit Tard: tldrI wear flip-flops, if you don't like it, you can kiss my hairy arse
OregonVet: YoOjo: I feel that some of us are forgetting that there are plenty of foot fetishists amongst us, and so parading naked feet in public is exactly the same as walking about with your junk or vag out.I assume the foot fetishists know all the best spots to observe their favorite meat, I'm sure they take great delight in memorizing every inch of your feet so as to masturbate furiously later.Think about that next time you're in Kroger slip-sliding around the aisles with just a thong covering your huge bear-feet, you might be a solid family man, Mr Respectable with wife, kids and church buddies, but to the perverts you're a common slut parading your sex in an orgasmic explosion of flesh comparable to any sideboob/underboob/nip-slip/upskirt scenario.[static.giantbomb.com image 456x297]
OscarTamerz: The swimsuit was named after the footwear and both are still called thongs in places where both are worn.
Shadowknight: puffy999: Don't worry, looking at your stank-ass, ugly feet and toenail fungus is worse.You are paying way too close attention to people's feet, my friend.
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