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(CBC)   Homeowner wakes up to find a naked man in his house cooking eggs while showing his sunny side up. Yes, drugs were involved   (cbc.ca) divider line 35
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2013-07-03 11:29:40 PM
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2013-07-04 12:35:21 AM
 
2013-07-04 12:37:21 AM
Maybe he just didn't remember the hookup from the night before?
 
2013-07-04 12:38:36 AM
What is with all these burglars who break in and then decide to have a quick snack? How stoned do you have to be to think "Hm, I'll just whip up a nice omelet before I make my escape?"

I'm pretty crazy, but I've NEVER been that wasted.
 
2013-07-04 12:40:18 AM
Very "The Dude" like, I'd go with "make enough to share, there's bacon in the crisper".

While I go get my handgun out of my bedside table.
 
2013-07-04 12:40:25 AM
Nice of him to provide drugs as well as breakfast.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-07-04 12:48:16 AM
Did Rachel Leigh Cook show up and start smashing his eggs with a frying pan?
 
2013-07-04 12:49:57 AM
The officer in the video says they don't know what drugs the perp was using...

...I'm guessing an overdose of Bare Assprin.
 
2013-07-04 12:53:41 AM
Walter Bishop on LSD naked in the kitchen. What do I win?
 
2013-07-04 01:00:20 AM
I didn't mean it I was confused  Wgeres Thar dude that rubs this site?
 
2013-07-04 01:27:03 AM
I'll give you anything you want...
 
2013-07-04 01:56:12 AM

Driver: The officer in the video says they don't know what drugs the perp was using...

...I'm guessing an overdose of Bare Assprin.


Nice
 
2013-07-04 02:02:46 AM
The intruder fled when the owner confronted him, but a short time later police arrested a 30-year-old naked man near Trout Lake.

You'd think they would have arrested the intruder.  But if you can find a 30-year-old naked man then I guess you can call it a night.
 
2013-07-04 02:41:17 AM
Two things: First, the naked man works two times out of three. And second:

HotWingAgenda: Did Rachel Leigh Cook show up and start smashing his eggs with a frying pan?


I'd smash Rachel Leigh Cook's eggs with my frying pan, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-04 02:41:56 AM
"Don't worry, there's a bunny."
 
2013-07-04 02:56:52 AM

trappedspirit: The intruder fled when the owner confronted him, but a short time later police arrested a 30-year-old naked man near Trout Lake.

You'd think they would have arrested the intruder.  But if you can find a 30-year-old naked man then I guess you can call it a night.


If there are that many 30-year old naked men running around near Trout Lake....I'll be on my way up.
 
2013-07-04 04:24:23 AM
Yet if it was Hunter S Thompson that had done this there'd be a line halfway to the moon to get the movie rights.
Why is there so much hypocrisy surrounding perfectly acceptable drug behavior? If I happen to get sky-clad and dance enthusiastically with some excrement daubed on my nipples at the mall it's fine, but if a lower-class uneducated so-called 'criminal' does it then it's a problem somehow?
We need a clear set of directives as to what we can actually do in our spare time, as it is the 'rules' are just plain confusing.
 
2013-07-04 04:35:24 AM

Driver: The officer in the video says they don't know what drugs the perp was using...

...I'm guessing an overdose of Bare Assprin.


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LOL
 
2013-07-04 05:42:33 AM
Thank you CBC News for the all important photo of what an egg might look like.
 
2013-07-04 06:44:24 AM
I knew a dude who did this. He broke into his parents' old house and the new owners found him cooking eggs while his clothes soaked in the sink.

He then later got arrested jumping the fence to the German embassy. This was breaking his probation but he was let free before his court date. He then went to his parents' new house and stabbed them both to death.
 
2013-07-04 07:12:09 AM
Naked Scrambler, meet the Naked Rambler.
 
2013-07-04 07:27:19 AM
moral of story.  don't do drugs or else you'll eat scrambled eggs.
 
2013-07-04 07:46:14 AM
downtown east side?

/you aint seen skid row until you've been down Hastings...
 
2013-07-04 08:54:25 AM
"Ensuring your doors and windows are locked is a simple deterrent. Don't make it easy for someone to break in to your house."


I learned that lesson the hard way after finding a naked Michael Moore roasting a turducken in my kitchen.
Installed bars on all the windows & a drawbridge the next day!
 
2013-07-04 10:14:37 AM
How is it a break-in if you leave the door unlocked?  That's more like a walk-in.
 
2013-07-04 11:35:45 AM

danielscissorhands: Thank you CBC News for the all important photo of what an egg might look like.


Would you have preferred a photo of what a naked man might look like?
 
2013-07-04 11:37:08 AM

offmymeds: danielscissorhands: Thank you CBC News for the all important photo of what an egg might look like.

Would you have preferred a photo of what a naked man might look like?


He's got plenty of those.
 
2013-07-04 12:46:11 PM

PizzaJedi81: offmymeds: danielscissorhands: Thank you CBC News for the all important photo of what an egg might look like.

Would you have preferred a photo of what a naked man might look like?

He's got plenty of those.


Yes, but the one I cherish the most is the one I took of you this morning through your bathroom window!
 
2013-07-04 01:11:25 PM

danielscissorhands: PizzaJedi81: offmymeds: danielscissorhands: Thank you CBC News for the all important photo of what an egg might look like.

Would you have preferred a photo of what a naked man might look like?

He's got plenty of those.

Yes, but the one I cherish the most is the one I took of you this morning through your bathroom window!


When I had the Hershey squirts? Damn you freaky.
 
2013-07-04 01:22:11 PM

PizzaJedi81: danielscissorhands: PizzaJedi81: offmymeds: danielscissorhands: Thank you CBC News for the all important photo of what an egg might look like.

Would you have preferred a photo of what a naked man might look like?

He's got plenty of those.

Yes, but the one I cherish the most is the one I took of you this morning through your bathroom window!

When I had the Hershey squirts? Damn you freaky.


Boys! BOYS!!!

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2013-07-04 02:25:34 PM
You gotta be on drugs to fry eggs naked.
 
2013-07-04 04:01:49 PM

PizzaJedi81: danielscissorhands: PizzaJedi81: offmymeds: danielscissorhands: Thank you CBC News for the all important photo of what an egg might look like.

Would you have preferred a photo of what a naked man might look like?

He's got plenty of those.

Yes, but the one I cherish the most is the one I took of you this morning through your bathroom window!

When I had the Hershey squirts? Damn you freaky.

 
2013-07-04 04:04:06 PM

PizzaJedi81: danielscissorhands: PizzaJedi81: offmymeds: danielscissorhands: Thank you CBC News for the all important photo of what an egg might look like.

Would you have preferred a photo of what a naked man might look like?

He's got plenty of those.

Yes, but the one I cherish the most is the one I took of you this morning through your bathroom window!

When I had the Hershey squirts? Damn you freaky.



("Unfetchable" Image in last post, so reposting...)

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2013-07-04 11:50:25 PM

danielscissorhands: PizzaJedi81: danielscissorhands: PizzaJedi81: offmymeds: danielscissorhands: Thank you CBC News for the all important photo of what an egg might look like.

Would you have preferred a photo of what a naked man might look like?

He's got plenty of those.

Yes, but the one I cherish the most is the one I took of you this morning through your bathroom window!

When I had the Hershey squirts? Damn you freaky.


("Unfetchable" Image in last post, so reposting...)

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Meh. :-) Easiest way to end these types of things is by escalating. It either stops or gets hilARious.
 
2013-07-05 10:58:45 AM

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why do they sell brains at Publix
 
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