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(Huffington Post)   Now 49, Elle Macpherson repeats her 1994 Playboy cover pose. 49? Ew. Hideous. Can't bear to look   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 81
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2013-07-03 08:43:46 PM
Body's fine, it's the face that's had a bit of work.....
 
2013-07-03 08:44:34 PM
That's not so much of a "repeats the cover" as "poses for another cover with a similar backdrop and vaguely similar wardrobe"
 
2013-07-03 08:49:34 PM
Still. I find her aesthetically agreeable. :-D
 
2013-07-03 08:51:15 PM
www.eonline.com

that's about right
 
2013-07-03 08:51:45 PM
Would still pound her with my two minutes of fury!
 
2013-07-03 09:10:10 PM
i922.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 09:29:24 PM
media.funlol.com
 
2013-07-03 09:32:31 PM
Yep.  Still would.

/few days shy of 33
 
2013-07-03 09:44:56 PM
Like the fist of a moderately annoyed god.
 
2013-07-03 09:50:54 PM

nekom: Yep.  Still would.

/few days shy of 33


We're almost birthday buddies aren't we? I can't remember.
 
2013-07-03 09:51:26 PM
I would penis her vigorously.
 
2013-07-03 10:36:39 PM
Actually...she looks better than her first pose.
 
2013-07-03 10:42:14 PM
I thought it was a common fantasy for young men to experience an older woman. Come on, guys, Ella Macpherson isn't like having your grandmother slip you the tongue now, is it?
 
2013-07-03 10:57:01 PM
She actually looks better now than in 1994.

Photoshop has gone through many upgrades since then.
 
2013-07-04 12:08:15 AM
She looks 20 years younger than Lindsey Lohan.
 
2013-07-04 12:20:12 AM

Irving Maimway: She looks 20 years younger than Lindsey Lohan.


Who doesn't?
 
2013-07-04 12:40:32 AM
While I am sure she is still extremely attractive, there is very little reason in this day and age to accept that photo as unedited.
 
2013-07-04 12:57:52 AM
That Playboy cover wasn't the best picture of her from that era.

msupf: While I am sure she is still extremely attractive, there is very little reason in this day and age to accept that photo as unedited.


I'd still get that magazine all sticky.
 
2013-07-04 12:59:25 AM

msupf: While I am sure she is still extremely attractive, there is very little reason in this day and age to accept that photo as unedited.


Have you ascertained this knowledge via inspection of minuscule point-details of the images, and also from having seen myriad other such ruses prior?
 
2013-07-04 01:00:42 AM
Here's a better example of what she looked like in the early 90s:

resources3.news.com.au
 
2013-07-04 01:08:54 AM

BKITU: msupf: While I am sure she is still extremely attractive, there is very little reason in this day and age to accept that photo as unedited.

Have you ascertained this knowledge via inspection of minuscule point-details of the images, and also from having seen myriad other such ruses prior?


well, you know, the vast majority of evidence that rarely does a photo make it into a magazine without heavy editing kind of supports the skepticism of my comment. It is to the point that unless they make a statement saying x photo is unedited you can safely assume that it has been retouched in various ways.
 
2013-07-04 01:13:03 AM
How Bazaar
 
2013-07-04 01:56:03 AM
Time to whip out the Sirens DVD again.

/And then whip out something else
 
2013-07-04 03:13:11 AM
I'd break her hip and stir her up a nice glass of Metamucil, if you know what I'm saying.
 
2013-07-04 03:16:41 AM
That original shoot pissed me off. Leave it to Playboy to take the hottest model on the planet, at the time, and bury her in so much makeup as to render hetr practically unrecognizable.
 
2013-07-04 03:23:21 AM

Krieghund: Here's a better example of what she looked like in the early 90s:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]


Who is that?
 
2013-07-04 04:15:07 AM
This woman is amazing, she is four years my senior yet excites me more than any supposedly perfect younger woman, and in doing so has destroyed the fragile balance of the laws surrounding sexual reproduction.
How is this possible? A woman in the final quadrant of existence showing no signs of wear or abuse? She is barely clinging to life after a terribly long life and yet she still glows like an orchid moth borne from a new moon.
Witchcraft.
 
2013-07-04 05:39:24 AM
I'd bang her again.
 
2013-07-04 05:45:06 AM
So what is being said here, I have 4 years to look like that. If I did, I would have one serious ho down in my 50s.
 
2013-07-04 06:49:37 AM
This is not repeating the PB cover.  This is somewhat similar, but that's it.  If they were going for repeating or recreating they could have, maybe, just maybe, had her have the same pose.
 
2013-07-04 07:09:55 AM
...and minus the furious airbrushing??
 
2013-07-04 07:14:19 AM
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2013-07-04 08:05:03 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: nekom: Yep.  Still would.

/few days shy of 33

We're almost birthday buddies aren't we? I can't remember.


Happy Birthday to both of you (a few days early)
 
2013-07-04 08:14:33 AM
I dunno. The whole "shoulders twice as wide as slim hips on a 2x4" look doesn't do much for me.
 
2013-07-04 08:25:43 AM

Makh: Actually...she looks better than her first pose.

 
2013-07-04 08:26:45 AM
I watched Sirens just for her!
 
2013-07-04 08:34:35 AM
"Let us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination." Proust

This doesn't apply to Macpherson since she's not pretty.
 
2013-07-04 08:36:13 AM
I will offer my penis for her to bounce on
 
2013-07-04 08:49:56 AM
49?  She looks damn fine I think.  I would love an opportunity to vigorously disappoint her.

/call me Elle
//has no idea I exist
///has a sad....
 
2013-07-04 08:58:41 AM
Wait, I thought it was about Cindy Crawford for some reason.. though it was a really bad pic that didn't look like her.
 
2013-07-04 09:05:56 AM

Anyone else up for nude backgammon?


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-07-04 09:08:11 AM
I would sex her.
 
2013-07-04 09:10:56 AM

Waldo Pepper: [siswimdaily.files.wordpress.com image 600x397] [cdn.rsvlts.com image 600x922] [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x680]


*sigh*

I miss high cut bathing suits.

/now get off my lawn
 
2013-07-04 09:25:46 AM

Irving Maimway: She looks 20 years younger than Lindsey Lohan.


Amanda Bynes.

Also, I've got a pose Elle could repeat, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-04 09:30:45 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: nekom: Yep.  Still would.

/few days shy of 33

We're almost birthday buddies aren't we? I can't remember.


6th here.  Same as Dubya and the current incarnation of the Dali Lama.  Quite a motley crew.
 
2013-07-04 09:38:28 AM

PizzaJedi81: Irving Maimway: She looks 20 years younger than Lindsey Lohan.

Amanda Bynes.

Also, I've got a pose Elle could repeat, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


I remember seeing shots of Elle on the beach with her kids last year and thinking "All these crazy party girls should take a long look at her and see what can await you if you bother to not go crazy with the coke and take care of yourself."

Of course I'm still waiting for Dana Delaney to call me back, so what do I know.
 
2013-07-04 09:42:44 AM

Irving Maimway: Dana Delaney


Oof...remember when she was smoking hot?

Oh, wait, she still is!

www.trbimg.com
 
2013-07-04 09:47:16 AM
I'd go Mother, daughter, grandaughter, hamster with her
 
2013-07-04 09:48:33 AM
No arguing here about her body still looking fabulous, but that expression on the cover looks really weird and more like an outtake. Her mouth is agape and her eyes are slightly wonky - what were they thinking :/
 
2013-07-04 09:52:02 AM

PizzaJedi81: Irving Maimway: Dana Delaney

Oof...remember when she was smoking hot?

Oh, wait, she still is!

[www.trbimg.com image 520x580]


UNF

I would give her the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life.
 
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