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(Deadspin)   "I don't always drink cheap American beer, but when I do I refer to this list. Stay thrifty, my friend"   (deadspin.com ) divider line 111
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2013-07-03 08:34:27 PM  
Forgot this one... shame on you!
blogs.dallasobserver.com
 
2013-07-03 08:41:37 PM  
While I enjoyed some of the silliness of the article, I would love to see a picture of the author. I have a feeling his face is super punchable, cause I really, really want to punch him.

Not in a 'I'm posting terroristic threats kind of way' but in a 'I just read the article you wrote and feel this may help in your future endevours kind of way.'
 
2013-07-03 08:47:42 PM  
Drinking PBR right now. Not because I like it, but because I'm really that cheap. But not quite Natty cheap.
 
2013-07-03 09:04:24 PM  
These days Sierra Nevada Pale can be considered a "cheap beer".  Therefore I have no use for this list.
 
2013-07-03 09:07:04 PM  
Every so often, i click a deadspin article, and am quickly reminded why i don't click on more deadspin articles.
 
2013-07-03 09:14:09 PM  
Might have to take the last of my Yuengling & 'Gansetts to the cookout tomorrow, now that I think of it.

\The lack of Yuengling in New England is the #1 reason to dislike Sam Adams
\\there's a reason EVERYONE who takes a road trip past Pennsylvania has to post their stash on Facebook up here
 
2013-07-03 09:15:51 PM  

revrendjim: But not quite Natty cheap.


Ahh, Natty.  The drink of choice for broke-assed freshmen back in my college years.
 
2013-07-03 09:18:29 PM  
Woo! Go Grain Belt!

Although, they misspelled "Nordeast"
 
2013-07-03 09:22:19 PM  
Miller Lite is a great cheap beer, and 40s of High Life have been known to be quite tasty but...let's be honest I'm past the point in my life I need to drink cheap stuff and I have way too many great options.
 
2013-07-03 09:38:16 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: While I enjoyed some of the silliness of the article, I would love to see a picture of the author. I have a feeling his face is super punchable, cause I really, really want to punch him.


It was at the top, just under the pictures of all the beer.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-07-03 09:45:58 PM  
PBR is my go to cheap beer and since I've been drinking it longer than most hipsters have been alive, that's just alright with me.
 
2013-07-03 09:47:20 PM  
Coors Light is ideal if you're working in the yard and get all hot and sweaty.  Heavy beers just aren't refreshing if you've got swamp-ass.
 
2013-07-03 09:52:37 PM  
List is impressively shiatty, but comes up short without Pearl.

He drank Pearl in a can and Jack Daniels Black
Chewed tobacca from a Mail Pouch sack
Had an old dog that was trained to attack
(Sometimes)

beeradvocate.com
 
2013-07-03 09:58:25 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: List is impressively shiatty, but comes up short without Pearl.

He drank Pearl in a can and Jack Daniels Black
Chewed tobacca from a Mail Pouch sack
Had an old dog that was trained to attack
(Sometimes)

[beeradvocate.com image 166x300]


When I was in San Antonio 35 years ago, I went out to dinner with an old Texan.  The waitress told us they served Lone Star and Pearl and asked which one he wanted.  He looked right at her and said, "It don't matter, darlin'. It come out of the same horse."
 
2013-07-03 10:02:56 PM  
TFA ranks Natty Light above Yuengling. That's all you need to know.
 
2013-07-03 10:20:43 PM  
They need to bring this back. Drank it by the ton in college.
jacobbest.com
 
2013-07-03 10:58:43 PM  

phlegmmo: BarkingUnicorn: List is impressively shiatty, but comes up short without Pearl.

He drank Pearl in a can and Jack Daniels Black
Chewed tobacca from a Mail Pouch sack
Had an old dog that was trained to attack
(Sometimes)

[beeradvocate.com image 166x300]

When I was in San Antonio 35 years ago, I went out to dinner with an old Texan.  The waitress told us they served Lone Star and Pearl and asked which one he wanted.  He looked right at her and said, "It don't matter, darlin'. It come out of the same horse."


Ain't no smartass with a smarter ass than an old Texan.  I bet the delivery was perfect, too. :-)
 
2013-07-03 11:13:55 PM  

oxnard_montalvo: Forgot this one... shame on you!
[blogs.dallasobserver.com image 400x263]


Good to see this at the top of the thread.

/and they put lone star in that list.....
 
2013-07-03 11:14:38 PM  
The only reason Keystone and Nattie Light sell anything at all is because they target the "broke college kid" market.

FriarReb98: Might have to take the last of my Yuengling & 'Gansetts to the cookout tomorrow, now that I think of it.

\The lack of Yuengling in New England is the #1 reason to dislike Sam Adams
\\there's a reason EVERYONE who takes a road trip past Pennsylvania has to post their stash on Facebook up here


Before Yuengling started selling in Ohio, people used to make beer runs to Pennsylvania just to get Yuengling.

/Bud raked higher than Yuengling?! List writer doesn't know beer.
//Keystone does suck
 
2013-07-03 11:15:51 PM  

SilentStrider: Every so often, i click a deadspin article, and am quickly reminded why i don't click on more deadspin articles.


This.  And what the idiot author doesn't realize is that the Trader Joe's beers are "The Beast" in TJ's cans.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-07-03 11:57:58 PM  
I don't mind Miller Lite.  A cold Miller Lite sometimes just hits the spot.
 
2013-07-04 12:03:22 AM  
Yuengling is a great cheap beer. Everything that author wrote after getting that wrong is thrown into serious doubt.
 
2013-07-04 12:04:04 AM  

Lsherm: Coors Light is ideal if you're working in the yard and get all hot and sweaty.  Heavy beers just aren't refreshing if you've got swamp-ass.


A neighbor handed me a Coors Light last weekend under just such circumstances. I'll bet I hadn't had a Coors since college. And you know what? It was pretty good.
 
2013-07-04 12:27:25 AM  
A list of beers to avoid entirely. Thanks subby.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-07-04 12:45:47 AM  

Notabunny: Lsherm: Coors Light is ideal if you're working in the yard and get all hot and sweaty.  Heavy beers just aren't refreshing if you've got swamp-ass.

A neighbor handed me a Coors Light last weekend under just such circumstances. I'll bet I hadn't had a Coors since college. And you know what? It was pretty good.


I feel the same way about a nice Corona.

I don't know why.  I can only drink it in the summer time.  Only if it is hot outside.  Not 70 degrees.  Has to be 80+ degrees.
 
2013-07-04 12:57:06 AM  
Stay thrifty? What am I, saving up for retirement?
 
2013-07-04 01:05:01 AM  
Drinking a Rolling Rock, so didn't even read the thread.

Because $4.99 a sixer kicks ass!
 
2013-07-04 01:10:51 AM  

FriarReb98: Might have to take the last of my Yuengling & 'Gansetts to the cookout tomorrow, now that I think of it.

\The lack of Yuengling in New England is the #1 reason to dislike Sam Adams
\\there's a reason EVERYONE who takes a road trip past Pennsylvania has to post their stash on Facebook


Yuengling sucks.
 
2013-07-04 01:12:02 AM  
Utica Club reprazent!

/the Matt Brewery tour is worth doing if any of y'all find yourselves in the big U
 
2013-07-04 01:13:22 AM  
I like the hard cider that Sam Adams puts out.
 
2013-07-04 01:21:14 AM  
Was first introduced to Yuengling when I moved to Pennsylvania four years ago - I'd never heard of it before then but I agree with those saying it's a great cheap beer!


/broke grad student - don't have the funds to be especially picky
 
2013-07-04 01:33:36 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com3.bp.blogspot.com
This awesome beer was left out.
 
2013-07-04 01:40:12 AM  

rooftopvoter: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300][3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]
This awesome beer was left out.


Please tell me that is actual sharpie labeling.
 
2013-07-04 01:41:17 AM  
Grain Belt is the most disgusting beer I've ever had. By a long shot.

How is Yuengling ranked so low? I've had it once in my life and I remember it being pretty decent.

Keystone is my go to cheap beer. It doesn't really taste like much of anything.

I'm actually a total beer snob. Just finished a New Glarus Anniversary Ale... Delicious
 
2013-07-04 01:47:39 AM  

rooftopvoter: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300][3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]
This awesome beer was left out.


that is a very unique brew. i think Genesee makes it.
 
2013-07-04 01:55:24 AM  
Session lager is the cheapest American beer in my area, and one of the best, too.
 
2013-07-04 02:03:50 AM  

MBK: I feel the same way about a nice Corona.

I don't know why.  I can only drink it in the summer time.  Only if it is hot outside.  Not 70 degrees.  Has to be 80+ degrees.


Exact same. Bought a 12-pack the other day just as its hitting 90s on the regular. works well for that.
 
2013-07-04 02:19:11 AM  

oxnard_montalvo: Forgot this one... shame on you!
[blogs.dallasobserver.com image 400x263]


 ლ(◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Here I was going through this list, shaking my head and thinking "Shame on these people. Shame on them."
They didn't put Shiner Bock on the list.
Then -CLICK- and I see this! You sir, have good taste. Shiner Bock is just about the only 6X6 that actually tastes good.

I was just drinking this the other day. Here, have a few for yourself:
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2013-07-04 02:24:13 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Utica Club reprazent!

/the Matt Brewery tour is worth doing if any of y'all find yourselves in the big U


fark yeah! Happy to see the home town brew so high on this list.
The brewery tour is absolutely worth doing, especially after rebuilding the bottling plant from the fire they had in 2008.
 
2013-07-04 02:24:58 AM  

oxnard_montalvo: Forgot this one... shame on you!
[blogs.dallasobserver.com image 400x263]


Over here, that stuff costs about $6-7 per six pack, which places it firmly out of the cheap beer category.  Hell, Yeungling is probably pushing it.

/Used to drink Genny Cream a lot in college.  Don't anymore
//Where's original Leine? (not to be confused with the kind of expensive offshoot brands)
 
2013-07-04 02:54:41 AM  
There's a bunch of beer on this list I can drink.  Some I even like.

I can't stand Miller Lite.  Seriously.  I'd rather drink anything else on this list.  I have no idea what it is.
 
2013-07-04 02:57:48 AM  

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Grain Belt is the most disgusting beer I've ever had. By a long shot.

How is Yuengling ranked so low? I've had it once in my life and I remember it being pretty decent.

Keystone is my go to cheap beer. It doesn't really taste like much of anything.

I'm actually a total beer snob. Just finished a New Glarus Anniversary Ale... Delicious


New Glarus: The Timeh Tebow of beers.
 
2013-07-04 03:08:48 AM  

HotWingAgenda: rooftopvoter: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300][3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]
This awesome beer was left out.

Please tell me that is actual sharpie labeling.


oh its real. I did not make this up.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-07-04 03:15:03 AM  
popsop.ru


They left this off the list
 
2013-07-04 04:00:46 AM  
I was talking with some friends, we really want to get a couple cases of Rainier and do a marathon of all 5 Twilight Rifftrax, but i havent seen it anywhere around here, not sure what their distribution area is, and the zip code thing on their website doesnt work.
 
2013-07-04 04:33:23 AM  

oh_please: TFA ranks Natty Light above Yuengling. That's all you need to know.


They ranked Iron freakin' City above Yuengling.  Milwaukee's Beast as well.  Barbarians.

/What, no Steel Reserve?
 
2013-07-04 04:43:28 AM  
Well that was stupid.
 
2013-07-04 04:55:23 AM  
37. Milwaukee's Best
 
2013-07-04 05:14:41 AM  

digistil: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Grain Belt is the most disgusting beer I've ever had. By a long shot.

How is Yuengling ranked so low? I've had it once in my life and I remember it being pretty decent.

Keystone is my go to cheap beer. It doesn't really taste like much of anything.

I'm actually a total beer snob. Just finished a New Glarus Anniversary Ale... Delicious

New Glarus: The Timeh Tebow of beers.


Wat?
 
2013-07-04 06:42:25 AM  
im not sure whether to be distrubed, upset, argumentive or what

that list was almost completely reversed to what i would have thought

(really???  budwiser better than.......
 
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