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(Fark)   Impromptu FARK party: Denver. Skyday is here. Meet up today, tomorrow...whatever. Let's get drunk and climb on stuff   (fark.com) divider line 98
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2013-07-03 07:50:37 PM  
Who?
 
2013-07-03 07:51:02 PM  
I'm staying at the Marriott in City Center.  Anything within stumbling distance would be awesome.
 
2013-07-03 07:55:13 PM  
It takes a really special person to throw a party in honor of himself, in celebration of his mere presence in a city!
 
2013-07-03 07:58:51 PM  

Skyday: I'm staying at the Marriott in City Center.  Anything within stumbling distance would be awesome.


I'll go if i can climb on you lol
 
2013-07-03 08:00:20 PM  
You always look so sad.
 
2013-07-03 08:02:12 PM  
Mazzic,don't make it weird.
 
2013-07-03 08:02:22 PM  
green?
 
2013-07-03 08:02:31 PM  
Oh wow, green
 
2013-07-03 08:02:43 PM  
Announcing that you are somewhere and plan to get bombed is now a "fark party"?
 
2013-07-03 08:02:56 PM  
This has nothing to do with ego; I'm in town and thought it would be fun to meet up with any Denver area farkers... if nobody is up for it, I'll just go out with my friend or lounge by the pool and drink  Sheesh.
 
2013-07-03 08:03:24 PM  

rappy: Mazzic,don't make it weird.


leave me alone im having a shiatty night
 
2013-07-03 08:03:38 PM  

Mazzic518: green?


Always be careful what you ask for.

/hope you have some fun, Skyday.
 
2013-07-03 08:03:56 PM  

Skyday: This has nothing to do with ego; I'm in town and thought it would be fun to meet up with any Denver area farkers... if nobody is up for it, I'll just go out with my friend or lounge by the pool and drink  Sheesh.


well, it's been greened, so you'll probably get at least one or two farkers.  I'd go but I'm a couple thousand miles away.
 
cjo [TotalFark]
2013-07-03 08:04:02 PM  
I'm afraid this is a sting of some sort.
 
2013-07-03 08:06:48 PM  

pissedoffmick: Announcing that you are somewhere and plan to get bombed is now a "fark party"?


Party in micks pants
 
2013-07-03 08:08:42 PM  

pissedoffmick: Announcing that you are somewhere and plan to get bombed is now a "fark party"?


Yes.
 
2013-07-03 08:08:54 PM  
Aw, i would join you girl....but I am also too far away :(
 
2013-07-03 08:09:38 PM  
Do any native Denver farkers know of a good pub downtown with food and pool/bowling that isn't outrageously priced?
 
2013-07-03 08:13:16 PM  

Skyday: Do any native Denver farkers know of a good pub downtown with food and pool/bowling that isn't outrageously priced?


my old next door neighbor lives in denver i sent him a message on FB if he has any suggestions ill send them your way though he's not online a whole hell of a lot
 
2013-07-03 08:13:55 PM  

Cyberluddite: It takes a really special person to throw a party in honor of himself, in celebration of his mere presence in a city!


Omg will Drew be there??!!!
 
2013-07-03 08:14:08 PM  

cjo: I'm afraid this is a sting of some sort.


Is this some kind of bust?
 
2013-07-03 08:15:18 PM  

Lord of Allusions: cjo: I'm afraid this is a sting of some sort.

Is this some kind of bust?


Nice beaver!
 
2013-07-03 08:16:51 PM  

Lord of Allusions: cjo: I'm afraid this is a sting of some sort.

Is this some kind of bust?


Why yes, very impressive.
 
2013-07-03 08:17:07 PM  

Mazzic518: eave me alone im having a shiatty night


Me too, mazz, but please don't bring it into a party thread, okay?
 
2013-07-03 08:17:35 PM  
Sounds like a fun time, I'm nowhere near Denver unfortunately.
 
2013-07-03 08:18:04 PM  
I'd like to announce a weekly Fark Party in Marion, IN.
 
2013-07-03 08:18:15 PM  
Things to do in Denver when you're d...runk?
 
2013-07-03 08:18:45 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Cyberluddite: It takes a really special person to throw a party in honor of himself, in celebration of his mere presence in a city!

Omg will Drew be there??!!!


Ooo and  wil, too! Those guys are like internet B+ list.
 
2013-07-03 08:19:06 PM  

Mazzic518: Skyday: Do any native Denver farkers know of a good pub downtown with food and pool/bowling that isn't outrageously priced?

my old next door neighbor lives in denver i sent him a message on FB if he has any suggestions ill send them your way though he's not online a whole hell of a lot


Thank you, Mazzic!!!  SUPER HEARTS!
 
2013-07-03 08:26:08 PM  
Will people be able to pick you out of the crowd by your RAWR paint?
 
2013-07-03 08:32:48 PM  
I'll have my Canon 7D and my bunny with me and I'll be seated at the bar probably.  Still figuring out where to meet up.
 
2013-07-03 08:33:15 PM  

Skyday: Do any native Denver farkers know of a good pub downtown with food and pool/bowling that isn't outrageously priced?


Sky, the 2 places I love in denver are the polish tavern and double daughters in denver. Id really recommend hanging at polish tavern now at the bar because you will get tons and tons of free vodka shots cuz thats just how polish people drink. Double Daughters is just simply creepy. And make sure you get the red drink that is in the long red tubes.

There are other places I love down there but most of then are near capitol hill and restaurant row.
 
2013-07-03 08:34:24 PM  

Skyday: I'll have my Canon 7D and my bunny with me and I'll be seated at the bar probably.  Still figuring out where to meet up.


Have a great time! I hope some fun farkers come out to meet you.
 
2013-07-03 08:35:32 PM  

Skyday: Mazzic518: Skyday: Do any native Denver farkers know of a good pub downtown with food and pool/bowling that isn't outrageously priced?

my old next door neighbor lives in denver i sent him a message on FB if he has any suggestions ill send them your way though he's not online a whole hell of a lot

Thank you, Mazzic!!!  SUPER HEARTS!


He and his wife's last updates say they are camping so I probably won't hear from them.. wherever you end up hope you have fun tonight! :)
 
2013-07-03 08:42:23 PM  
Sorry, i meant to say polished tavern. And when i said double daughters is creepy it is a haunted/spooky themed bar, but downright one of the coolest bars i've been to period. I stop there almost every time I'm in Denver :)
 
2013-07-03 08:48:33 PM  

Skyday: Do any native Denver farkers know of a good pub downtown with food and pool/bowling that isn't outrageously priced?


I actually did find a decent bar right near where you are but for the life of me can't remember the name. If it comes to me I'll post it.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-07-03 08:56:10 PM  
Come to Chicago.

We'll go Cosmic Bowling!

Have fun Skyday!
 
2013-07-03 08:56:58 PM  
Okay so I will be at Double Daughters at 9:30~ish:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/marios-double-daughters-salotto-denver
1632 Market St, Denver, CO 80202 (303) 623-3523

Anything goes!!

I'll have my black dress on, rawr paints and my bunny and my Canon 7D.  I'll be sitting at the bar.  Don't be shy!!
 
2013-07-03 09:07:24 PM  
It's a little late for a last-minute ticket to Denver. I'll just wait until Skyday visits San Diego
 
2013-07-03 09:13:51 PM  

Skyday: Okay so I will be at Double Daughters at 9:30~ish:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/marios-double-daughters-salotto-denver
1632 Market St, Denver, CO 80202 (303) 623-3523

Anything goes!!

I'll have my black dress on, rawr paints and my bunny and my Canon 7D.  I'll be sitting at the bar.  Don't be shy!!


Please don't, the double daughters is one of the worst bars downtown.
 
2013-07-03 09:16:00 PM  
Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?
 
2013-07-03 09:17:36 PM  

DrakenS: Please don't, the double daughters is one of the worst bars downtown.


I hear they have a new cooler. Name's Dalton.
 
2013-07-03 09:18:50 PM  
what the hell is rawr paints?
 
2013-07-03 09:20:06 PM  

FunkOut: Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?


So where does one apply to be either the mad hatter or the march hare?
 
2013-07-03 09:22:29 PM  

FunkOut: Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?


...I think I love you a little bit.
 
2013-07-03 09:23:36 PM  
I am in my living room drinking but my wife says no farkers are allowed over for impromptu anythings.
 
2013-07-03 09:25:42 PM  

loonatic112358: FunkOut: Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?

So where does one apply to be either the mad hatter or the march hare?


I guess we'll have to draw hedgehogs.
 
2013-07-03 09:28:46 PM  

FunkOut: Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?


Because croquet always turns into "Mallet and Ball" when there are tea pots full of booze around.
 
2013-07-03 09:30:14 PM  
fark it I'm having a fark party at my farm in Brighton for anybody that doesn't want to hang out downtown with Lodo d-bags.

/it's a holiday night, the dpd is gonna be out macing people
 
2013-07-03 09:31:31 PM  

Giltric: FunkOut: Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?

Because croquet always turns into "Mallet and Ball" when there are tea pots full of booze around.


...and that's bad because...?

I love full contact drunk sports.
 
2013-07-03 09:31:35 PM  
2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 1997, Skynet becomes self-aware

11:35pm Mountain time, July 3rd, 2013, Skyday loses self-awareness
 
2013-07-03 09:36:30 PM  

Christian Bale: 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 1997, Skynet becomes self-aware

11:35pm Mountain time, July 3rd, 2013, Skyday loses self-awareness


skynet came online in Colorado Springs... That's mountain time too.
 
2013-07-03 09:38:55 PM  
Also, wish I was there, skynet. I know an awesome bondsman.
 
2013-07-03 09:42:10 PM  

megarian: Giltric: FunkOut: Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?

Because croquet always turns into "Mallet and Ball" when there are tea pots full of booze around.

...and that's bad because...?

I love full contact drunk sports.


Even Monopoly can get to that point.
 
2013-07-03 09:42:56 PM  

DrakenS: Skyday: Okay so I will be at Double Daughters at 9:30~ish:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/marios-double-daughters-salotto-denver
1632 Market St, Denver, CO 80202 (303) 623-3523

Anything goes!!

I'll have my black dress on, rawr paints and my bunny and my Canon 7D.  I'll be sitting at the bar.  Don't be shy!!

Please don't, the double daughters is one of the worst bars downtown.


Besides 1up, and the ones I mentioned to sky, what are some other downtown denver bars? (for my own future reference because I go to denver for work often.)
 
2013-07-03 09:45:10 PM  

FunkOut: megarian: Giltric: FunkOut: Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?

Because croquet always turns into "Mallet and Ball" when there are tea pots full of booze around.

...and that's bad because...?

I love full contact drunk sports.

Even Monopoly can get to that point.


I'll choke a biatch to be the iron.
 
2013-07-03 09:52:16 PM  
Official FARK Party in Santo Domingo if any Farkers are interested! Gonna be downing Presidente's in my crappy company provided apartment for at least another hour or two! Who wants to show up?

I would make the trip out if I was anywhere near Denver, because, well, bewbs. For those not in the know, Skyday=amazing bewbs.
 
2013-07-03 09:54:07 PM  

DayDreamingD: DrakenS: Skyday: Okay so I will be at Double Daughters at 9:30~ish:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/marios-double-daughters-salotto-denver
1632 Market St, Denver, CO 80202 (303) 623-3523

Anything goes!!

I'll have my black dress on, rawr paints and my bunny and my Canon 7D.  I'll be sitting at the bar.  Don't be shy!!

Please don't, the double daughters is one of the worst bars downtown.

Besides 1up, and the ones I mentioned to sky, what are some other downtown denver bars? (for my own future reference because I go to denver for work often.)



I would strongly recommend Falling Rock Tap House on 19th and Blake for beer (165+ choices).  Red Square on 15th and Larimer for Vodka (house infused and priced by the carafe, cheapest premium vodka in Denver). Wynkoop Brewing Company on 18th and Wynkoop is a pretty good microbrew if you want to try something local.
 
2013-07-03 10:00:56 PM  
I'll be drinking in my apartment watching fireworks if anyone just wants to hangout.
 
2013-07-03 10:13:57 PM  

DrakenS: DayDreamingD: DrakenS: Skyday: Okay so I will be at Double Daughters at 9:30~ish:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/marios-double-daughters-salotto-denver
1632 Market St, Denver, CO 80202 (303) 623-3523

Anything goes!!

I'll have my black dress on, rawr paints and my bunny and my Canon 7D.  I'll be sitting at the bar.  Don't be shy!!

Please don't, the double daughters is one of the worst bars downtown.

Besides 1up, and the ones I mentioned to sky, what are some other downtown denver bars? (for my own future reference because I go to denver for work often.)


I would strongly recommend Falling Rock Tap House on 19th and Blake for beer (165+ choices).  Red Square on 15th and Larimer for Vodka (house infused and priced by the carafe, cheapest premium vodka in Denver). Wynkoop Brewing Company on 18th and Wynkoop is a pretty good microbrew if you want to try something local.


Great Divide Brewery is a nice stop, too.  I know Boulder better than Denver, so I can't help much more than that.
 
2013-07-03 10:15:18 PM  
I would go, but my wife says that I'm too buzzed already :/

DayDreamingD: Besides 1up, and the ones I mentioned to sky, what are some other downtown denver bars? (for my own future reference because I go to denver for work often.)


I like the Paramount Cafe on 16th street, awesome patio, pool tables, decent food, beer.
 
2013-07-03 10:20:53 PM  
I feel as though Fark's favorite state needs a party. Perhaps I should begin with the organizings.

EIP if anyone has ideas/suggestions for me to go fornicate myself with a cactus.
 
2013-07-03 10:26:49 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I'll be drinking in my apartment watching fireworks if anyone just wants to hangout.


Have one for me.
 
2013-07-03 10:32:53 PM  

DrakenS: I would strongly recommend Falling Rock Tap House on 19th and Blake for beer (165+ choices).  Red Square on 15th and Larimer for Vodka (house infused and priced by the carafe, cheapest premium vodka in Denver). Wynkoop Brewing Company on 18th and Wynkoop is a pretty good microbrew if you want to try something local.


This +eleventy.

(Warning, my Denver knowledge is more than 10 years old, but had you asked me then, I would have given basically the same answer.)

More out-of-date recommendations:
http://tkil.livejournal.com/50606.html
 
2013-07-03 10:45:56 PM  
I'll be at Double Daughters.  We can always move the partay!
 
2013-07-03 11:01:34 PM  

10up: Christian Bale: 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 1997, Skynet becomes self-aware

11:35pm Mountain time, July 3rd, 2013, Skyday loses self-awareness

skynet came online in Colorado Springs... That's mountain time too.



so it would be 12:14am Mountain time then. I got the quote from the internet, it has to be right.
 
2013-07-03 11:05:32 PM  

megarian: Giltric: FunkOut: Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?

Because croquet always turns into "Mallet and Ball" when there are tea pots full of booze around.

...and that's bad because...?

I love full contact drunk sports.


We call that "conception" around here.
 
2013-07-03 11:14:26 PM  

Christian Bale: 10up: Christian Bale: 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 1997, Skynet becomes self-aware

11:35pm Mountain time, July 3rd, 2013, Skyday loses self-awareness

skynet came online in Colorado Springs... That's mountain time too.


so it would be 12:14am Mountain time then. I got the quote from the internet, it has to be right.


Eastern is the only time zone that matters anyways
 
2013-07-03 11:22:01 PM  
Thanks for the suggestions - I've been to some of the places mentioned, and will keep others in a "to do" list for the future.
 
2013-07-03 11:36:29 PM  

Giltric: megarian: Giltric: FunkOut: Why doesn't someone throw a Fark picnic with lawn bowling and croquet and tea pots full of booze?

Because croquet always turns into "Mallet and Ball" when there are tea pots full of booze around.

...and that's bad because...?

I love full contact drunk sports.

We call that "conception" around here.


Oops.
 
2013-07-03 11:40:14 PM  
On my way to Double Daughters!  I'll update this same thread for tomorrow and the next day <3
 
2013-07-03 11:58:57 PM  

Mazzic518: Christian Bale: 10up: Christian Bale: 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 1997, Skynet becomes self-aware

11:35pm Mountain time, July 3rd, 2013, Skyday loses self-awareness

skynet came online in Colorado Springs... That's mountain time too.


so it would be 12:14am Mountain time then. I got the quote from the internet, it has to be right.

Eastern is the only time zone that matters anyways


West Coast is Best Coast
 
2013-07-04 12:02:10 AM  
Double Daughters was my wife's favorite. More than once I'd have to hold her hair while she puked after over imbibing. Some gummy bear martini wad her downfall. Every time.
 
2013-07-04 12:27:58 AM  
Im at the far end of the bar :)
 
2013-07-04 01:05:02 AM  

tuna fingers: Double Daughters was my wife's favorite. More than once I'd have to hold her hair while she puked after over imbibing. Some gummy bear martini wad her downfall. Every time.


collectionofawesome.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-04 01:15:06 AM  

Skyday: On my way to Double Daughters!  I'll update this same thread for tomorrow and the next day <3


Rawr it out, all night long.
 
2013-07-04 01:15:14 AM  
Yay one farker showed !!!
 
2013-07-04 01:17:55 AM  

Skyday: Yay one farker showed !!!


Rawr.
 
2013-07-04 01:24:21 AM  
Going over to Beta to dance now! Blake st. Wooooot!
 
2013-07-04 01:37:24 AM  

Skyday: Going over to Beta to dance now! Blake st. Wooooot!


Sky I love you but be safe... with your liver. From one high functioning alcoholic to another.
 
2013-07-04 02:15:25 AM  
Alright tards. I'm jumping in.
 
2013-07-04 02:16:39 AM  

Skyday: Yay one farker showed !!!


Proud of you. Sending you positive cuddles.
 
2013-07-04 02:17:27 AM  

Skyday: Im at the far end of the bar :)


Little red headed fairy :)
 
2013-07-04 03:05:54 AM  
10up: fark it I'm having a fark party at my farm in Brighton for anybody that doesn't want to hang out downtown with Lodo d-bags.

/it's a holiday night, the dpd is gonna be out macing people

Brighton's got E. coli in the water and is under a boil order. Although, I suppose the only thing to do about it is party: can't drink the water, must drink alcohol instead.
 
2013-07-04 03:12:53 AM  
you should email snack cake. or snackcake.
 
2013-07-04 03:29:22 AM  
I'm going to be in Mönchengladbach tomorrow night. Do I get a party too?
 
2013-07-04 04:07:41 AM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I'm going to be in Mönchengladbach tomorrow night. Do I get a party too?


yes!!! :)
 
2013-07-04 05:59:44 AM  
I hope no one got hurt
 
2013-07-04 06:23:54 AM  

libranoelrose: I hope no one got hurt


The night is just beginning.
 
2013-07-04 12:40:11 PM  
Well, I am here in Denver.   If you want to go grab a drink today, as in this afternoon, check your email listed in your profile.
 
2013-07-04 12:41:03 PM  
Grab a rental bike from market street station across the street and check or any (or all) of the newer breweries near five points. There's a string of ten or so in the 22nd to 38th, Larimer to Blake area. River North,Our Mutual Friend, etc..the beer works, but is actually nothing special, but the scene is fun, food trucks and carts are awesome.

Or something like Prost in LoHi. Communal tables, life sized jenga and mean pretzels.

Downtown, you can't go wrong with Falling rock. Euclid hall is also good for good beer. 1up for games. Tavern rooftop to get trashed.
 
2013-07-04 01:12:47 PM  
I hope Denver did you proud.
 
2013-07-04 02:23:04 PM  

SnackCake: Well, I am here in Denver.   If you want to go grab a drink today, as in this afternoon, check your email listed in your profile.


I'll be out again tonight!  Any suggestions?
 Someplace with pool/bowling/darts/games.
 
2013-07-04 02:34:38 PM  
Punch Bowl Social... while not downtown, is still everything you are looking for.
http://punchbowlsocial.com/
 
2013-07-04 02:35:38 PM  
description from the site- 8 bowling lanes, ping pong, marbles tables, deck-shuffle, shuffleboard, darts, pinball, foosball, pool, board games and a wall of throwback 1980's video games. At PBS, if you can do it over a beer, we've got it. PBS is an environmentally focused concept. Draft beer and cans only and all 8 wines are served by keg service.
 
2013-07-04 02:43:01 PM  
Sounds like a fun time had by all. Wish I had seen this earlier; could have given some tips. Fireworks at Coors Field so El Chapultapec would be a great place for hot jazz, cold beer and awesome mexican food. One block north of Coors at 21st and Market. Next door is the Gigglin' Grizzly: cheap beer, pool table and sloppy joe's, 2 for $2! Just like you got in Junior High.
Have fun and enjoy my hometown!
 
2013-07-04 02:52:52 PM  

Skyday: SnackCake: Well, I am here in Denver.   If you want to go grab a drink today, as in this afternoon, check your email listed in your profile.

I'll be out again tonight!  Any suggestions?
 Someplace with pool/bowling/darts/games.


and if you do end up there at PBS, I may show after the party I am headed to.
 
2013-07-04 09:22:13 PM  
I have to stay downtown unless I can take public transport.  No driving for meeeeee!  Lodo's or something?  The stadium has fireworks :)
 
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