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(AZCentral)   Man going home after a party arrested for not having a designated forklift driver   (azcentral.com) divider line 16
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2013-07-03 08:51:57 PM
Should have called Klaus.  I hear he's a dab hand around forklifts.
 
2013-07-03 08:56:52 PM
Did the arrested party and the man who went home know each other?
 
2013-07-03 08:57:47 PM
Derek Jackson, you are a madman.  When you stole that forklift, and your friend tried to make it with the forklift.  I want to party with you, cowboy.  But the two of us together?......forget it.

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2013-07-03 08:58:47 PM
Does one use a different forklift for the salad fork?
 
2013-07-03 08:59:33 PM
I, for one, am glad that party got arrested.  Parties without designated forklift drivers are criminally irresponsible.
 
2013-07-03 09:06:37 PM
He tried to kill me with a forklift.
 
2013-07-03 09:07:50 PM
I gotta admit. I'm a pretty crappy forklift driver. I only have to use it occasoinally but I get some weird performance anxiety when the delivery guys watch me unload stuff. That being said, it'd be pretty fun to drive one down the street drunk.
 
2013-07-03 09:09:30 PM
Is the Hero tag passed out on the hood of a backhoe?
 
2013-07-03 09:13:07 PM
That's two cop stories in a row where nobody got shot, beaten, tased, pepper-sprayed, bitten by a K9, or run over by a squad car.

Is the world coming to an end?
 
2013-07-03 09:26:57 PM
So...is driving the Bobcat around the backyard while ham-sauced still okay? Or is this just a forklift thing?
 
2013-07-03 09:34:04 PM
Also, this is sort of how I found out that it's illegal to fire a gun in Meridian township.

Good to know.
 
2013-07-03 09:34:18 PM
Christ, it's getting to the point where you can't even drunkenly stumble onto a forklift and take it for a spin. I'm sorry, I thought this was America, not Nazi Cuba or whatever.

/seriously though
//who hasn't wanted to take a forklift for a spin?
 
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2013-07-03 09:48:40 PM
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HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!
 
2013-07-04 12:05:39 AM

devilskware: I gotta admit. I'm a pretty crappy forklift driver. I only have to use it occasoinally but I get some weird performance anxiety when the delivery guys watch me unload stuff. That being said, it'd be pretty fun to drive one down the street drunk.


I use one every day, but rarely for more than a few minutes here or there. That said, i would love to drive one while hammered with no repercussions. T'would be fun as hell.
 
2013-07-04 12:09:08 AM
devilskware: (From your Profile)Posts regrettable stuff when drunk.

You too?
 
2013-07-04 04:31:23 AM

andrewagill: Should have called Klaus.  I hear he's a dab hand around forklifts.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z77oztO6UQ
 
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