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(NYPost)   In what is most certainly not a trap, Russian spy Anna Chapman (yes, the hot one) proposes to American whistle-blower Edward Showden   (nypost.com) divider line 139
    More: Unlikely, Anna Chapman, Russians, Americans, youth wing, Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport  
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2013-07-03 08:04:10 PM
Um, dear, you don't go after the ones who were already burned.  No wonder you got caught.
 
2013-07-03 08:35:56 PM
Klaus is a moron
 
2013-07-03 08:36:07 PM
I can't help but wonder if there are other stories outside of Travon Snowden.
 
2013-07-03 08:55:54 PM
Attention whore still an attention whore.
 
2013-07-03 09:12:38 PM
i293.photobucket.com

это ловушка
 
2013-07-03 09:17:26 PM
www.nypost.com
Is that photo supposed to be flattering?

Pro tip: you might want to double bag it unless you jerk off to Reba McEntire every night.
 
2013-07-03 09:23:05 PM
Would it help his appeal for sanctuary?
 
2013-07-03 10:01:11 PM

bdub77: [www.nypost.com image 524x400]
Is that photo supposed to be flattering?

Pro tip: you might want to double bag it unless you jerk off to Reba McEntire every night.


I know right? I would totally not hit that, she is WAY below my standard.
 
2013-07-03 10:02:17 PM
To get some of that I would betray all of you.
 
2013-07-03 10:03:43 PM
Will you marry me? SHODAN?

fc03.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-03 10:04:39 PM

labman: Would it help his appeal for sanctuary?


Probably.  If I were him, I'd seriously consider it.  She's way hot, and is probably one of the few women in this world who understand what Snowden is going through.
 
2013-07-03 10:04:47 PM

quatchi: [i293.photobucket.com image 288x374]

это ловушка


thanks for the picture of their best man.
 
2013-07-03 10:05:47 PM

JasonOfOrillia: To get some of that I would betray all of you.


If this is how it ends, with a hot Russian spy, that security contractor is about to be flooded with applications.
 
2013-07-03 10:06:27 PM

Mentat: Um, dear, you don't go after the ones who were already burned.  No wonder you got caught.


KGB(or whatever they're called) can't use her anymore. He wants to stay in Russia, but Russia has no way to help that officially. If he marties her, they're both former spies and can use that to achieve minor celebrity and a small income from book deals and interviews, buy a cafe, and make a living slinging bean water.
 
2013-07-03 10:08:40 PM
Attention Whoreski
 
2013-07-03 10:09:33 PM
At least we already know who'll play her in the movie version.

cdn.unrealitymag.com
 
2013-07-03 10:10:09 PM

bdub77: Is that photo supposed to be flattering?

Pro tip: you might want to double bag it unless you jerk off to Reba McEntire every night.


...how the hell do you know what images/videos I have saved?
o_O
 
2013-07-03 10:10:22 PM
Yeah right, and if you believe that, I know a hot African chick with big tits and $16 million dollars she wants to stash in your bank account.

Her name is "Miss Solomon Part Zento" and all the old--time Farkers know who I'm talking about.
 
2013-07-03 10:10:38 PM

bdub77: Is that photo supposed to be flattering?

Pro tip: you might want to double bag it unless you jerk off to Reba McEntire every night.


You interrupted your holiday weekend with Olivia Wilde to chime in to this thread? Why?
 
2013-07-03 10:11:07 PM
It might be worth the sudden yet inevitable betrayal.
 
2013-07-03 10:11:52 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-07-03 10:12:14 PM
Don't fall for it, man. She's just using you to make 007 jealous.
 
2013-07-03 10:12:59 PM
My advice to the couple? Don't get married on a balcony. A crazed double agent cyborg might make the marriage a bit short.
 
2013-07-03 10:13:36 PM
DO IT! Who cares if it's a trap!
 
2013-07-03 10:14:25 PM
malialitman.files.wordpress.com
Vladimir is not amused.
 
2013-07-03 10:15:39 PM
Yeah, so this Snowden thing has pretty much jumped the shark* at this point. I mean, I was bored of it already, but this is just coffin/nail as far as I am concerned.

Don't know, don't care, hope everyone involved dies.

*see Sharknado July 11th on SyFy!
 
2013-07-03 10:16:00 PM
Attention whores never miss a trick, do they?
 
2013-07-03 10:16:53 PM
Worth. It.
 
2013-07-03 10:17:37 PM
For some reason, I thought he goes for spies with a bit more penis.  And testicles.
 
2013-07-03 10:20:40 PM
ArcadianRefugee:

Don't know, don't care, hope everyone involved dies.

*spoiler*  Eventually, we all die.
 
2013-07-03 10:21:19 PM

bdub77: [www.nypost.com image 524x400]
Is that photo supposed to be flattering?

Pro tip: you might want to double bag it unless you jerk off to Reba McEntire every night.


You sound stupid.
 
2013-07-03 10:21:31 PM
I believe her, yo.
 
2013-07-03 10:21:33 PM

labman: Would it help his appeal for sanctuary?


Asylum, maybe.

Lunatic asylum.
 
2013-07-03 10:22:40 PM

bdub77: [www.nypost.com image 524x400]
Is that photo supposed to be flattering?

Pro tip: you might want to double bag it unless you jerk off to Reba McEntire every night.


i1234.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 10:23:16 PM

Barfmaker: bdub77: [www.nypost.com image 524x400]
Is that photo supposed to be flattering?

Pro tip: you might want to double bag it unless you jerk off to Reba McEntire every night.

I know right? I would totally not hit that, she is WAY below my standard.


Those knees are sharp enough to slice your ears off!!!!

/hearing is overrated anyway......
 
2013-07-03 10:24:21 PM
Where's the [weird] tag when you need it?

At this point I'm convinced they're all just farking with us. Enjoy the dog-and-pony show, folks!
 
2013-07-03 10:26:56 PM

Rye_: bdub77: [www.nypost.com image 524x400]
Is that photo supposed to be flattering?

Pro tip: you might want to double bag it unless you jerk off to Reba McEntire every night.

You sound stupid.


Fancy was his name.
 
2013-07-03 10:26:58 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

:"Oh Snowden you are like small sexy American KGB agent on the run"
 
2013-07-03 10:27:10 PM

doglover: Mentat: Um, dear, you don't go after the ones who were already burned.  No wonder you got caught.

KGB(or whatever they're called) can't use her anymore. He wants to stay in Russia, but Russia has no way to help that officially. If he marties her, they're both former spies and can use that to achieve minor celebrity and a small income from book deals and interviews, buy a cafe, and make a living slinging bean water.


This. An excellent plan, and he gets to bone her every night. I'd say he should buy a lottery ticket, but he's pretty much already won if he marries her.
 
2013-07-03 10:28:10 PM
I bet she has ways to make me talk.
 
2013-07-03 10:28:19 PM
cdn.ientry.com
 
2013-07-03 10:32:10 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ArcadianRefugee:

Don't know, don't care, hope everyone involved dies.

*spoiler*  Eventually, we all die.


Dammit! I haven't gotten there yet!
 
TWX
2013-07-03 10:32:49 PM

Medic Zero: doglover: Mentat: Um, dear, you don't go after the ones who were already burned.  No wonder you got caught.

KGB(or whatever they're called) can't use her anymore. He wants to stay in Russia, but Russia has no way to help that officially. If he marties her, they're both former spies and can use that to achieve minor celebrity and a small income from book deals and interviews, buy a cafe, and make a living slinging bean water.

This. An excellent plan, and he gets to bone her every night. I'd say he should buy a lottery ticket, but he's pretty much already won if he marries her.


And she gets to debrief him on behalf of the FSB...
 
2013-07-03 10:35:23 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ArcadianRefugee:

Don't know, don't care, hope everyone involved dies.

*spoiler*  Eventually, we all die.

Dammit! I haven't gotten there yet!


The time limit on that spoiler is ~80 years
 
2013-07-03 10:37:02 PM

bdub77: [www.nypost.com image 524x400]
Is that photo supposed to be flattering?

Pro tip: you might want to double bag it unless you jerk off to Reba McEntire every night.


We now know studman's alt.

I'd hit that.  She wouldn't be the hottest woman I've ever hit, but she'd be the hottest in several years.
 
2013-07-03 10:37:51 PM
I'd hit it so hard it would be like the fist of an angry bag of hammers.

/mixed memes ftw
 
2013-07-03 10:39:01 PM
Well, I guess she's free now that Monstroso is dead.
 
2013-07-03 10:40:55 PM
I don't think he should marry her right away. Probably date first. Some pretty girls are really bad in bed, or really arrogant room mates.He should at least meet her parents, especially to see if her mom got fat. And spies, like reporters, usually don't really have much life outside of work. It's the 21st Century so it's really important to find out if she's read Ayn Rand and how she feels about her stuff or if she has a train collection.
 
2013-07-03 10:40:58 PM
Dear NSA,
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-07-03 10:41:31 PM

Just say no. She's a Russian woman who will hit her Slavic beauty expiration date at 40 or so and suddenly you'll find yourself married to a babushka wearing a head scarf and a rain coat, and hunched over while carrying three grocery bags.


img268.imageshack.us

 
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