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(Yahoo)   In front of a geyser that smells like rotten eggs, at Amsterdam's Sex Museum, during Spring Break in Cancun, and other places that really aren't ideal sites for proposing to your girlfriend   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 57
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2013-07-03 11:26:58 PM  
Writer's fiancee

www.tfmetalsreport.com
 
2013-07-03 11:30:18 PM  
At your ex's funeral?
 
2013-07-03 11:31:06 PM  
Anywhere.  Ever.
 
2013-07-03 11:31:51 PM  
I can tell you when a terrible time to do it was...

2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 1997
 
2013-07-03 11:34:58 PM  
files.g4tv.com
 
2013-07-03 11:36:57 PM  

"The Eiffel Tower is one of the most famous structures in the world. Thousands of proposals have happened there, making yours pretty darn unoriginal. "


Go to the Tour Montparnasse, then with the Eiffel Tower in the Background, propose? At least from the Montparnasse, you can see all of Paris including the Eiffel.

 
2013-07-03 11:37:17 PM  
VIP room at the Exotic Wonders Adult Playground. Glitter and black lights turn a 5 into a 9 (without alcohol).
 
2013-07-03 11:37:53 PM  
I'll bet the worst toilet in Scotland would also be a pretty bad place
 
2013-07-03 11:39:00 PM  
www.city-data.com

Hey woman, I gots to aks yas sommat. Does y'all wants to get hitched? I ain't on probation for more'n 5 mo' monfs. Whach y'all say?
 
2013-07-03 11:41:32 PM  
Depends, not just any Sex place in Amsterdam will do.

Now if it is club Vandersex...
www.theshirtjerk.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxCpBSDiPNc
 
2013-07-03 11:43:10 PM  
18. A San Francisco cable car
You know, a lot of the people on this cable car are just trying to get to work, okay?


I call bullshiat. No one but tourists rides those things. If you're actually trying to get somewhere walking is faster.
 
2013-07-03 11:43:15 PM  
Those were some of the lamest reasons I've ever seen, the writer of that article is obviously a very ignorant person.

The Eiffel Tower might be lame if you're from France, but if you've never been there it makes for a pretty romantic story. Cancun might be a big spring break destination, but the other 50 weeks out of the year it's actually a very nice, romantic resort area. I could go on but it's pointless.
 
2013-07-03 11:43:54 PM  
That first one is actually brilliant, if your natural constitution smells of rotting eggs. I got hitched at a sewer lift station/muffin masher.
 
2013-07-03 11:44:29 PM  
5. Manneken Pis
It may be the most famous site in Brussels, but a statue of a little boy peeing is a very weird setting for a proposal.


What if she's really into water sports?


18. A San Francisco cable car
You know, a lot of the people on this cable car are just trying to get to work, okay?


I call bullshiat. No one but tourists ride those things. If you're actually trying to get somewhere walking is faster.
 
2013-07-03 11:44:42 PM  
I love hot springs with that sulphur mineral smell.
 
2013-07-03 11:44:58 PM  

fusillade762: 18. A San Francisco cable car
You know, a lot of the people on this cable car are just trying to get to work, okay?

I call bullshiat. No one but tourists rides those things. If you're actually trying to get somewhere walking is faster.


Depends if you're referring to the one real cable car line or the fake cable car buses
 
2013-07-03 11:47:41 PM  
OK, then which sex museum do you propose at?  I want to do this thing right.
 
2013-07-03 11:50:21 PM  
Isn't there a sex museum in NYC? I mean, if you are going to do it, why travel all that way.
 
2013-07-03 11:51:27 PM  

tuna fingers: That first one is actually brilliant, if your natural constitution smells of rotting eggs. I got hitched at a sewer lift station/muffin masher.


From now on, that's my secret identity.
 
2013-07-03 11:53:43 PM  
My wife proposed to me via MSN Messenger. If that's not romantic, I don't know what is.
 
2013-07-03 11:55:02 PM  
You can't get close to Stonehenge?  I did not know that.
Propose in a cool-ass crystal cave in the Ozarks.  There's no other real good reason to be there.
 
2013-07-03 11:56:51 PM  
Oops, sorry for the double post there.
 
2013-07-03 11:59:02 PM  
I'm dumber for having read that article.
 
2013-07-04 12:00:22 AM  
I like the suggestion that you shouldn't do it at that fancy library because people are trying to study or because people on the street car a busy trying to commute and that people in religious places are trying to pray.

Who cares? What kind of jerk would you have to be to raise a stink about people proposing?

"Dont propose there, you might piss off some flaming asshole with nothing better to do than piss and moan."
 
2013-07-04 12:00:38 AM  
Fark you, Yahoo freelancer - Old Faithful doesn't smell like rotten eggs.  Not every geothermal feature has sulfur in it.
 
2013-07-04 12:04:33 AM  
I like the part where the article is stupid.
 
2013-07-04 12:04:58 AM  
I proposed to my wife at a llama ranch.  Seriously
 
2013-07-04 12:13:13 AM  
I don't know if the sex museum is such a bad idea. There's either the "I want to do nasty things to you" or "this museum is like our sex life; in the past".
 
2013-07-04 12:14:32 AM  
How about Auschwitz?
 
2013-07-04 12:19:05 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: fusillade762: 18. A San Francisco cable car
You know, a lot of the people on this cable car are just trying to get to work, okay?

I call bullshiat. No one but tourists rides those things. If you're actually trying to get somewhere walking is faster.

Depends if you're referring to the one real cable car line or the fake cable car buses


Come on, no locals ride those either. Only like 5% of their routes deviate from where Muni goes, and they're obnoxiously loud.
 
2013-07-04 12:20:30 AM  
I wouldn't mind the geyser... but I'm a geo-geek so it would be very cool to me :-)
 
2013-07-04 12:20:32 AM  

Antagonism: The All-Powerful Atheismo: fusillade762: 18. A San Francisco cable car
You know, a lot of the people on this cable car are just trying to get to work, okay?

I call bullshiat. No one but tourists rides those things. If you're actually trying to get somewhere walking is faster.

Depends if you're referring to the one real cable car line or the fake cable car buses

Come on, no locals ride those either. Only like 5% of their routes deviate from where Muni goes, and they're obnoxiously loud.


Some do, but not many
 
2013-07-04 12:22:25 AM  
I climbed the Sydney Harbor Bridge on my honeymoon and it's probably a pretty cool place to propose.  They have special holders that they'll help you attached your ring to so you don't drop it and everything and the photos are awesome and romantic.

However, the guide did tell us some funny stories about proposals that went poorly.  Unfortunately even if she says no, you're still going to be tied together until the end of the tour so you'd better be damn sure before you pop the question up there.
 
2013-07-04 12:23:13 AM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: How about Auschwitz?


Eh...same problem as the smell with the geyser.

/One ticket to Hell, please....aisle seat will be fine.
 
2013-07-04 12:26:53 AM  
What about the Holocaust museum?  That's still a good place, right?
 
2013-07-04 12:28:02 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Antagonism: The All-Powerful Atheismo: fusillade762: 18. A San Francisco cable car
You know, a lot of the people on this cable car are just trying to get to work, okay?

I call bullshiat. No one but tourists rides those things. If you're actually trying to get somewhere walking is faster.

Depends if you're referring to the one real cable car line or the fake cable car buses

Come on, no locals ride those either. Only like 5% of their routes deviate from where Muni goes, and they're obnoxiously loud.

Some do, but not many


Those few are surely the ones who are fresh meat, and think that the streetcars are a useful form of transportation. I only needed to ride it once to get that message, and have heard many similar anecdotes.
 
2013-07-04 12:28:02 AM  
I proposed at the waste management compay i work at. The aroma was intoxicating. She felt my anus and it made me give gas. I reached over and she queefed. Who knows, but it stinks.
 
2013-07-04 12:31:37 AM  
While having sex in a burger king bathroom. That's farking romantic.
 
2013-07-04 12:34:09 AM  

KrispyKritter: While having sex in a burger king bathroom. That's farking romantic.


I'll use a word that don't mean nothing, like "looptid"
 
2013-07-04 12:39:37 AM  
What about in a cable car... to Auschwitz?

/ Has anyone mentioned this?
// Well, have they?
/// Threes!
 
2013-07-04 12:41:10 AM  
That "geyser that smells like rotten eggs" is the drain in my basement backing up at the moment.

>:(
 
2013-07-04 12:43:23 AM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: How about Auschwitz?


They won't let you in if you're doing cosplay, though.
 
2013-07-04 12:48:51 AM  

Psychohazard: What about in a cable car... to Auschwitz?

/ Has anyone mentioned this?
// Well, have they?
/// Threes!


Only if these cable cars have bizarre old sex things bondage-taped to the handrails.
 
2013-07-04 12:55:37 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I can tell you when a terrible time to do it was...

2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 1997


Interesting...I got married the very next day.
 
2013-07-04 01:01:10 AM  

skinink: "The Eiffel Tower is one of the most famous structures in the world. Thousands of proposals have happened there, making yours pretty darn unoriginal. "
Go to the Tour Montparnasse, then with the Eiffel Tower in the Background, propose? At least from the Montparnasse, you can see all of Paris including the Eiffel.


Ah yes, the Tour Montparnasse. You'd think that if there was any place in Paris that didn't wreak of stale piss, it would be at the top of a skyscraper.

Alas, it smells like it even there!
 
2013-07-04 01:16:54 AM  
Worst? Not even close to Vand der Sloot proposing while in a  Peruvianprison.

www.ktxs.com
 
2013-07-04 02:27:43 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: Worst? Not even close to Vand der Sloot proposing while in a  Peruvianprison.

[www.ktxs.com image 300x169]


"Johnny doesn't know, Johnny doesn't know!"
 
2013-07-04 02:30:20 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Clemkadidlefark: Worst? Not even close to Vand der Sloot proposing while in a  Peruvianprison.

[www.ktxs.com image 300x169]

"Johnny doesn't know, Johnny doesn't know!"


I'm too tired tonight, should be "Scotty doesn't know" :-P
 
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2013-07-04 02:36:58 AM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: KrispyKritter: While having sex in a burger king bathroom. That's farking romantic.

I'll use a word that don't mean nothing, like "looptid"


Exactly where I was gonna go with that comment. Well played!
//had to listen to it just to make sure I had it right.
 
2013-07-04 04:05:43 AM  
I did in front of the countdown clock for the launch of STS-134, Endeavour's last launch. That worked out pretty okay. (The minutes and seconds ended up being 10:05, which ended up being our wedding date.)
 
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