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(Stuff.co.nz)   The teacher caught discussing "family matters" with a pupil, in the back of a car, with his underpants around his ankles - and other stories from the Teachers' Disciplinary Tribunal   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 27
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2013-07-03 06:58:21 PM
"Family matters"?

Sicko.

He could have at least discussed a better TGIF show, like Perfect Strangers or Head of the Class.
 
2013-07-03 07:00:09 PM
That's one way to become in a family way.
 
2013-07-03 07:00:30 PM
I like the one stealing food from kids lunchboxes

your fruit roll-up is MINE. ALL MINE.

lulz
 
2013-07-03 07:06:11 PM

FirstNationalBastard: "Family matters"?

Sicko.

He could have at least discussed a better TGIF show, like Perfect Strangers or Head of the Class.


Of the three though, Family Matters did have one of its actresses go into porn
 
2013-07-03 07:07:48 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: "Family matters"?

Sicko.

He could have at least discussed a better TGIF show, like Perfect Strangers or Head of the Class.

Of the three though, Family Matters did have one of its actresses go into porn


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/I guess I could fap to that.
 
2013-07-03 07:08:51 PM
I came for Carl Winslow and am leaving disappointed
 
2013-07-03 07:10:09 PM

scotchcrotch: I came for Carl Winslow and am leaving disappointed


He didn't give you a reacharound?
 
2013-07-03 07:14:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: scotchcrotch: I came for Carl Winslow and am leaving disappointed

He didn't give you a reacharound?


Are you kidding?

You don't pitch to the 'Stache from Wabash!
 
2013-07-03 07:16:08 PM
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2013-07-03 07:20:57 PM
FTA : A female gym teacher...

I could have stopped reading right there.

/ but I didn't
 
2013-07-03 07:24:18 PM

Omahawg: I like the one stealing food from kids lunchboxes

your fruit roll-up is MINE. ALL MINE.

lulz


I STEAL YOUR FRUIT ROLL-UP!

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2013-07-03 07:24:32 PM
On the one hand, it's not like he did it on purpose.  On the other hand, what kind of idiot uses their work computer to view porn?  Even if it's a laptop and you only porn at home, that's dumb.  There's just no reason to do it.  You can walk into Best Buy and get a craptop for $250 that's perfectly capable of displaying porn.  Checks site...okay, $270.  I'm surprised they don't have anything on sale for less during the holiday.

But, back on topic, WTF?!?  Buy a cheap computer for your porning!
 
2013-07-03 07:28:22 PM
I expected to see a lot more sheep shagging.
 
2013-07-03 07:30:18 PM
A teacher has lost his job after mistakenly broadcasting pornography to his classroom.

Honestly, in a perfect world, this shouldn't be such a huge deal.

But we live in this center-right leaning country with an international reputation for being totally uptight about anything even vaguely sexual.

Never mind that 50% or more of our media is saturated with it.

And yeah I would't be surprised if someone here flipped me shiat for saying this.
 
2013-07-03 07:37:38 PM

whidbey: we live in this center-right leaning country with an international reputation for being totally uptight about anything even vaguely sexual.


We don't all live in New Zealand, Mr Kiwi.
 
2013-07-03 07:40:08 PM
FirstNationalBastard: "Family matters"?

...then Urkel said,"Did I do that?"

What a hoot!
 
2013-07-03 07:47:17 PM
I'm sick of the teacher/student sex scandals!  If they really want to go into teaching why aren't these people going into teach college freshmen?   You can legally fark freshmen (most of them) at the college level!
 
2013-07-03 07:53:13 PM

TomD9938: whidbey: we live in this center-right leaning country with an international reputation for being totally uptight about anything even vaguely sexual.

We don't all live in New Zealand, Mr Kiwi.


What makes you think I do?
 
2013-07-03 08:06:34 PM
Jesus, you can tell mental illness is involved with the gym teacher. Exchanged 1500 texts with a 12 year old in a month?!

As a relatively sane adult over the age of thirty, the thought of spending that much time texting with a tween (or anyone for that matter) seems like what one of the circles of hell must be like.
 
2013-07-03 08:09:21 PM

whidbey: TomD9938: whidbey: we live in this center-right leaning country with an international reputation for being totally uptight about anything even vaguely sexual.

We don't all live in New Zealand, Mr Kiwi.

What makes you think I do?


You were lamenting the teacher getting canned and blamed it the center-right country that we all live in, while TFA is out of New Zealand, and apparently about teachers there.

I base that assumption on the fact that there was no mention of a particular American city like you'd see in a typical Daily Mail kiddie diddling article.

Also, it looks like the power point guy was only transferred and has to fess up about what happened to future schools.

I'd imagine the pants around his ankles, discussing family matters guy is history though.  Prudish school board or no.
 
2013-07-03 08:19:09 PM
"A childhood care teacher was censured after she was caught on camera repeatedly stealing food from children's lunchboxes."
She sounds fat.....
 
2013-07-03 08:29:07 PM

TomD9938: Also, it looks like the power point guy was only transferred and has to fess up about what happened to future schools


Mistakes happen. Nobody's minds were ruined, and it wasn't CP.

You were lamenting the teacher getting canned and blamed it the center-right country that we all live in, while TFA is out of New Zealand, and apparently about teachers there.

You're right. If this had happened in the US, the dude would have NEVER been able to take another teaching job.
 
2013-07-03 08:38:23 PM

whidbey: it wasn't CP.


Well, it never said that.

I imagine he advanced the slide pretty quickly once he saw his mistake.

I'm sure HomeRoomSluts.com looks like any other porn site if it's viewed for just a fraction of a second.
 
2013-07-03 09:56:54 PM

TomD9938: I imagine he advanced the slide pretty quickly once he saw his mistake.


And lets be honest -- grade 12 kids are likely 17 or so years old. I'm sure they werent THAT traumatized.

I like how he said he hadn't watched porn since... Whos gonna believe that?
 
2013-07-03 11:38:11 PM

mikefinch: TomD9938: I imagine he advanced the slide pretty quickly once he saw his mistake.

And lets be honest -- grade 12 kids are likely 17 or so years old. I'm sure they werent THAT traumatized.

I like how he said he hadn't watched porn since... Whos gonna believe that?


The virgin 17 yro who snitched was pretty upset.  Will likely be a virgin for few more years to boot.
 
2013-07-04 01:45:04 AM

SquiggsIN: I'm sick of the teacher/student sex scandals!  If they really want to go into teaching why aren't these people going into teach college freshmen?   You can legally fark freshmen (most of them) at the college level!


"Because I love children."

That right there should disqualify anyone from K-12 teacher's college.  Yet it's the answer admissions people love to hear.
 
2013-07-04 05:05:12 AM

scotchcrotch: I came for Carl Winslow and am leaving disappointed


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