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(NBC Bay Area)   A tree falls in Oysemite   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 35
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2013-07-03 05:10:16 PM
This headline is magnificent.
 
2013-07-03 05:15:08 PM
+1 Internets to subby
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2013-07-03 05:15:28 PM
The camp describes itself as a leader in "Jewish camping."

Four star hotels with only 20-hour room service for Jewish Princesses to rough it?
 
2013-07-03 05:16:57 PM
Puttin' the "Semite" in "Yosemite"!
 
2013-07-03 05:17:57 PM
It's just nature at work. Stop kvetching!
 
2013-07-03 05:20:30 PM

GoldDude: The camp describes itself as a leader in "Jewish camping."

Four star hotels with only 20-hour room service for Jewish Princesses to rough it?


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2013-07-03 05:24:14 PM
Bravo!
 
2013-07-03 05:25:50 PM
Jewish camping? I...

Never mind.
 
2013-07-03 05:25:52 PM
May have been a hairy beaver.
 
2013-07-03 05:27:07 PM
That's some pretty funny shiat right there subby.
 
2013-07-03 05:27:35 PM
Darling, do you see where that camp is? You got the whole forest here to put up a camp. Why you chose the absolute edge of this tree trunk, so half the tent is hanging off the tree's roots. You breathe and the tree falls over., then you're gonna have creamed Jews on the forest floor, embedded deep in the pine straw, deep, deep in the pine needles. Bits of mushed Jews that you never get out. You can't get them out with a leaf blower. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the schtickles. And then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walking barefoot and "Mazeltov" you put your heel on broken piece of Jew and you feel guilty. Is that you want? I don' think you want that, is it? Do you?
 
2013-07-03 05:33:01 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Jewish camping? I...

Never mind.


You wander around for 40 years, but on the plus side, they only take tips.
 
2013-07-03 05:36:06 PM
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2013-07-03 05:38:50 PM
www.masonmichigan.net

\What a Jewish camp may look like.
 
2013-07-03 05:43:14 PM
Now that's a juicy headline
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2013-07-03 05:45:27 PM
Camp Tawonga, we hold you in our hearts...
 
2013-07-03 05:49:04 PM

hogans: [www.masonmichigan.net image 800x600]

\What a Jewish camp may look like.


Shouldn't that be "Arbeit Macht Tree"?
 
2013-07-03 05:54:05 PM

hogans: \What a Jewish camp may look like.


Yikes!

And the Rabbi says... "Fark him? Out of what?"
And the Rabbi says... "I throw the money up in the air, and whatever God wants he can keep."
And the Rabbi says... "Well, one of our Jew boys did it!"
And the Rabbi says... "My Dear, you should go do it two more times... we have a 3 for $5 special this week!"
And the Rabbi says... "I understand. It's a lot better than pork though isn't it?"
 
2013-07-03 05:56:13 PM
Now I kinda want to see "Oysemite Sam."
 
2013-07-03 06:08:56 PM

Mentalpatient87: Now I kinda want to see "Oysemite Sam."


Hahahaha! I can see the curls coming from under his cowboy hat.
 
2013-07-03 06:17:32 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Mentalpatient87: Now I kinda want to see "Oysemite Sam."

Hahahaha! I can see the curls coming from under his cowboy hat.


those are called 'Peyos'...

As in... "Peyos by Thursday or we bring in the lawyers."
 
2013-07-03 06:50:39 PM
The Sheriff is a Ki-BONG
 
2013-07-03 07:46:27 PM
The camp describes itself as a leader in "Jewish camping."

Read more here: http://www.sacbee.com/2013/07/03/5542919/injuries-after-tree-falls-at - camp.html#storylink=cpy

Were they celebrating Jewbilee?

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2013-07-03 07:46:34 PM

Langston: This headline is magnificent.


I honestly do not get the reference. To me, it just looks like another misspelling in the Fark main page headlines. It happens often. Is this some joke?

/ a bad one if I have to ask
 
2013-07-03 07:52:24 PM

CrazyCurt: Langston: This headline is magnificent.

I honestly do not get the reference. To me, it just looks like another misspelling in the Fark main page headlines. It happens often. Is this some joke?

/ a bad one if I have to ask


Did the 17 Jew references in this thread not clue you in?
 
2013-07-03 08:58:11 PM
The headline... it's beautiful... <sniff>  beautiful man.
 
2013-07-03 08:58:42 PM
Rubenstein wishes to emphasize once again that no children were harmed in the making of this headline. They were all consentng adults, who signed grown-up type waivers. (*Please, please, please don't sue us! Our profit margin is razor-thin.)

We're not like those children's camps where they charge the parents steak and lobster prices and feed the children potato chips and steamed hot dogs with the yucky white-bread steamed buns, reusing the hot dog water to make soup for the next day. We can't afford a frivolous lawsuit.

You have to have a death wish to stand under a tree in this country. We can't be blamed for injuries that result from meshuginnah people standing under trees fully knowing the risks in advance because of being forced to watch our 22 minute trainig video: TREES THE SILENT KILLERS.

This is Jewish Camping--there is no risk or liability. You signed the papers, should we have read them to you? It'll be funny when done in Jackie Mason's voice. So that's that. No children were harmed. No goyim were injured. There is no grounds for a lawsuit and trust us, we have a great lawyer. He's Irish.
 
2013-07-03 09:24:07 PM
FTA: "State fire spokesman Daniel Berlant says he has received reports of 20 injuries"

20 injuries from a falling tree? What? Did it start to fall and the camp 'FUN" counselor calls everybody over to get a closer look?

And did anyone else notice that the spokesman for the camp was the person who is the finance director?
 
2013-07-03 09:46:40 PM

Bhags: FTA: "State fire spokesman Daniel Berlant says he has received reports of 20 injuries"

20 injuries from a falling tree? What? Did it start to fall and the camp 'FUN" counselor calls everybody over to get a closer look?


Dude... they're Druish.

And did anyone else notice that the spokesman for the camp was the person who is the finance director?


See above.
 
2013-07-03 10:37:27 PM
These people are a$$holes!! Two weeks ago we were leaving Yosemite and got behind their convoy of 7 brand new suburbans. These jerks drive 5 miles UNDER the speed limit for about 70 miles. Did they offer to pull over and let people pass... nope. They acted like it was perfectly normal to have a 5 mile long traffic jam behind them. My only wish is that the other trees at the camp take note of the actions of this heroic tree and follow suit. Ideally targeting every single camp driver.
 
2013-07-03 11:03:01 PM
Jews Don't Camp

"After 40 years in the desert the 11th Commandment says, 'Go to bed under a roof!'"
 
2013-07-04 12:25:06 AM

Larva Lump: Jews Don't Camp

"After 40 years in the desert the 11th Commandment says, 'Go to bed under a roof!'"


That's funny right there. I don't care how uncircumcised you are.
 
2013-07-04 02:38:09 AM
How in the Fark do 20 people get injured by a falling tree? Did they run under it to try and catch it? Are they somehow related to that chick from Prometheus? This is Darwin at work folks Cro-Magnon->Homo-Erectus->Homo Sapiens-> Squashed by a tree.
 
2013-07-04 08:54:19 AM
Now everyone has the heebee-jeebies.
 
2013-07-04 12:33:42 PM

Loueloui: How in the Fark do 20 people get injured by a falling tree? Did they run under it to try and catch it?.


Maybe it fell on a building or possibly onto a campfire or other group activity.  It's really not hard to think of how far the branches spread and how it could encompass 20 people.

/been hit by a falling tree in a mountain bike race
//for real
 
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