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2013-07-03 05:35:13 PM
A bag full of $2 bills?
 
2013-07-03 05:35:25 PM
poop thread!
 
2013-07-03 05:35:28 PM
Sometimes, you gotta clean the pipes, Subby.
 
2013-07-03 05:35:40 PM
I hope they get some type of reward.   If would've brought it back, but only because i'd assume there were cameras filming the drive-thru.
 
2013-07-03 05:36:26 PM
Seems like this happens every year at some fast food joint.
 
2013-07-03 05:36:35 PM
Over in one.

/Last one out get the lights
 
2013-07-03 05:37:59 PM
So if they give you the money... I'm curious what the legal situation would have been if they hadn't returned it?
 
2013-07-03 05:38:02 PM
Good job showing honor to the National Guard. Seriously, good job.
 
2013-07-03 05:39:39 PM
I know putting the deposit bag in a food bag is a good idea, but what i don't get is how the drive-thru guy isn't the one closing the bag...
 
2013-07-03 05:41:41 PM

Kaltros: So if they give you the money... I'm curious what the legal situation would have been if they hadn't returned it?


IANAL but I'd probably say 'Theft of lost or mislaid property'...
 
2013-07-03 05:42:20 PM

born_yesterday: Sometimes, you gotta clean the pipes, Subby.


exactly what I tell the wife when she sees my Internet history.
 
2013-07-03 05:44:01 PM
What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?
 
2013-07-03 05:45:53 PM

Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?


They suffer from "white people anus".
 
2013-07-03 05:47:41 PM

born_yesterday: Sometimes, you gotta clean the pipes, Subby.


Put in that context, the movie Cabin Boy seems about a thousand times worse. Congrats, you've just achieved the obscure pop culture equivalent of dividing by zero.

/"These pipes... are CLEEEAN!"
 
2013-07-03 05:49:39 PM

"Kennidi Rue told WZZM-TV and MLive.com that she and two friends thought about keeping the money ..."


Why would you admit to that? Yea, I don't think they should be expecting a reward even if they returned the cash.

I swear one day I'm gonna pretend I'm a reporter and see what ridiculous things I can get people to admit.

 
2013-07-03 05:51:31 PM

Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?


Know how we all know you've never eaten there?
 
2013-07-03 05:52:13 PM

Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?


i grab some tacos from taco bell once or twice a year and i have never gotten sick. the last time i ate at arbys, back in march, i got poisoned and was sick for for 9 days. the first 5 of those were brutal.
 
2013-07-03 05:52:25 PM

Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?


This. Seriously, what's the deal? Taco Bell is by far the mildest Mexican food on the planet, if you're stomach can't handle that then you best stick to eating plain bread and water.
 
2013-07-03 05:55:27 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?

Know how we all know you've never eaten there?


Hey, I used to be poor and back in those days I couldn't afford your fancy-schmancy Chipotle or Qdoba, and I had Taco Bell like every couple of weeks.  I could probably still go for a Chalupa, if you must know the truth.
 
2013-07-03 05:55:28 PM

Kaltros: So if they give you the money... I'm curious what the legal situation would have been if they hadn't returned it?


What's the legality of an ATM giving you extra money? Seems like the same thing. Of course IANAL either.
 
2013-07-03 05:55:29 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?

Know how we all know you've never eaten there?


Gonna have to back up Super Chronic on this one, never had a bad reaction and have eaten more than my fair share there. Bean burritos, chicken quesadillas, double deckers, so in total, I think I've tired all 10 of their ingredients... no probs. To each their own, but wanted to defend the legitimacy of that POV, at least anecdotally.
 
2013-07-03 05:58:13 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?

Know how we all know you've never eaten there?


If most people got diarrhea from Taco Bell, they wouldn't have such a successful business. I get the runs from a lot of pizzas but never from Taco Bell.
 
2013-07-03 06:06:50 PM

picturescrazy: Smeggy Smurf: Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?

Know how we all know you've never eaten there?

If most people got diarrhea from Taco Bell, they wouldn't have such a successful business. I get the runs from a lot of pizzas but never from Taco Bell.


Seconded on the pizza thing. Low-quality pizza does such a worse number on my stomach than most any other food I've ever eaten.
 
2013-07-03 06:14:17 PM
www.eatmedaily.com
 
2013-07-03 06:18:26 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Smeggy Smurf: Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?

Know how we all know you've never eaten there?

Gonna have to back up Super Chronic on this one, never had a bad reaction and have eaten more than my fair share there. Bean burritos, chicken quesadillas, double deckers, so in total, I think I've tired all 10 of their ingredients... no probs. To each their own, but wanted to defend the legitimacy of that POV, at least anecdotally.


Claiming that Taco Bell makes you sick is the lamest foodie humblebrag out there. 'Oh Taco Bell? My delicate epicurean sensibilities can not handle popular, cheap food. It's OK for the ketchup eaters, but my system requires something more culturally authentic (to make up for my culturally devoid consumer, vanilla lifestyle)'
Let me clear this up for you- no one sitting in the Taco Bell drive through with three screaming kids, an aching back and $20 is deluding themselves about the quality and authenticity of their meal. It's cheap, edible and quick. That's it.
Same for Olive Garden. No, it's not some ultra-authentic trattoria set up to challenge your culinary sensibilities. It's a lot of palatable food for a reasonable price in an environment that's nicer than a fast food joint.
 
2013-07-03 06:31:44 PM
"I thought it was joke," said Rue, 18, of Holland, Mich. "I thought we were on camera. ... The store manager literally just burst out in tears. She was so happy we brought it back."

Oh good, she gets to keep her job. Even though she made a mistake, honest people returned the money and she'll get to feed her kids tonight.

...reads further...


The money was in a store bag for deposit at a bank. A message seeking comment was left with Taco Bell.
Well, there's goes that theory. Nice job Fox News.
 
2013-07-03 06:36:20 PM

redsquid: Leo Bloom's Freakout: Smeggy Smurf: Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?

Know how we all know you've never eaten there?

Gonna have to back up Super Chronic on this one, never had a bad reaction and have eaten more than my fair share there. Bean burritos, chicken quesadillas, double deckers, so in total, I think I've tired all 10 of their ingredients... no probs. To each their own, but wanted to defend the legitimacy of that POV, at least anecdotally.

Claiming that Taco Bell makes you sick is the lamest foodie humblebrag out there. 'Oh Taco Bell? My delicate epicurean sensibilities can not handle popular, cheap food. It's OK for the ketchup eaters, but my system requires something more culturally authentic (to make up for my culturally devoid consumer, vanilla lifestyle)'
Let me clear this up for you- no one sitting in the Taco Bell drive through with three screaming kids, an aching back and $20 is deluding themselves about the quality and authenticity of their meal. It's cheap, edible and quick. That's it.
Same for Olive Garden. No, it's not some ultra-authentic trattoria set up to challenge your culinary sensibilities. It's a lot of palatable food for a reasonable price in an environment that's nicer than a fast food joint.


I don't know, I think in most cases you're right on the humblebrag, but I'm sure someone has gotten bad food from there (happens almost everywhere on occasion). I was dating a girl who found a rubber band in her bean burrito, brought it to the manager's attention, and he replied "Oh wow, I'm sorry, we get that every so often, but usually it's metal shards as well. It has to do with how the beans are processed before they ship to the stores." I'm not saying it's everyone's experience, and I think the diarrhea/Taco Bell connection is spurious, but I do allow for the anecdotal extreme case souring individuals.
 
2013-07-03 06:36:31 PM

AGremlin: [www.eatmedaily.com image 540x201]


I never understood the Chipotle hate - its probably the healthiest fast food choice out there and really goes light on the grease compared to just about everyone else. The couple times a month I frequent the place, the lettuce and vegetables are always fresh which is not something I could say about Taco Bell, Taco Del Mar, Qdoba, Baja Fresh or any other similar mexican/tex mexican fast food joints.
 
2013-07-03 07:02:30 PM

ReapTheChaos: Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?

This. Seriously, what's the deal? Taco Bell is by far the mildest Mexican food on the planet, if you're stomach can't handle that then you best stick to eating plain bread and water.


Well, I'm pretty sure traditional Mexican cuisine does not come from a Taco Bell "food" factory.

But news flash: high fat and low fiber is a textbook way to get the squirts.
 
2013-07-03 07:21:05 PM

Jument: ReapTheChaos: Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?

This. Seriously, what's the deal? Taco Bell is by far the mildest Mexican food on the planet, if you're stomach can't handle that then you best stick to eating plain bread and water.

Well, I'm pretty sure traditional Mexican cuisine does not come from a Taco Bell "food" factory.

But news flash: high fat and low fiber is a textbook way to get the squirts.


Jack Sprat's wife inconsolable... also unable to leave the can.
 
2013-07-03 07:38:22 PM

Jument: ReapTheChaos: Super Chronic: What's with diarrhea discussions every time Taco Bell comes up?  Do you people have the world's weakest intestines or what?

This. Seriously, what's the deal? Taco Bell is by far the mildest Mexican food on the planet, if you're stomach can't handle that then you best stick to eating plain bread and water.

Well, I'm pretty sure traditional Mexican cuisine does not come from a Taco Bell "food" factory.

But news flash: high fat and low fiber is a textbook way to get the squirts.


Most of their food consists of ground beef on a flour tortilla, if that gives you the shiats then you would get the same reaction from a hamburger.
 
2013-07-03 08:12:14 PM
FTFA: "Kennidi Rue told WZZM-TV and MLive.com she and two friends thought about keeping the money but decided they would feel guilty if they didn't return it."

They just failed the world's easiest IQ test.

"Gon on, take the money and run."

And "Kennidi" is a lousy (made-up?) misspelling. I'm so glad my parents could spell my name correctly: D E B I T.
 
2013-07-03 08:19:27 PM

Elzar: AGremlin: [www.eatmedaily.com image 540x201]

I never understood the Chipotle hate - its probably the healthiest fast food choice out there and really goes light on the grease compared to just about everyone else. The couple times a month I frequent the place, the lettuce and vegetables are always fresh which is not something I could say about Taco Bell, Taco Del Mar, Qdoba, Baja Fresh or any other similar mexican/tex mexican fast food joints.


My wife hates it because they don't offer a rice option without cilantro. She loves rice, but she's one of those people who has the gene to make cilantro taste like soap.
 
2013-07-03 11:10:22 PM
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2013-07-03 11:31:09 PM
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2013-07-04 10:35:56 AM

picturescrazy: Kaltros: So if they give you the money... I'm curious what the legal situation would have been if they hadn't returned it?

What's the legality of an ATM giving you extra money? Seems like the same thing. Of course IANAL either.


IANAL, but I think there have been previous cases where if you know that the money is not yours (and the bank or the business can prove that), you are on the hook for it.

IIRC, years ago, there was a woman who saw her bank statement, and it showed that she had something like a million+ dollars in it.  So she decided to go on a spending spree.  The bank caught the error (teller mistyped the amount of the deposit) by going back through the woman's records and showing all the similar paycheck deposits for a year or more.

Now, if you found the money, or no one reports it missing for so many days, then I believe it's yours.

Back in the 70's, some guy (I think in or near Philadelphia) saw a bank bag out or off an armored car (not sure how it happened).  Guy grabs it, goes on a spending spree, brags to everyone, and the cops catch up to him and he is arrested.

Another story I remember is some armored car thieves were trying to get away from the cops, so they grabbed one of the bank bags, and tossed the money out the door.  The people in vehicles behind them stopped to grab the money - blocking the cops from continuing the chase.  One cop made note of every vehicle's license plate that was stopped.  News stories went out that said, "we have everyone's license plate that stopped.  If you don't turn the money in, we will arrest you."   Now, did the cops actually get every vehicle?  Maybe.  What about the people who were walking down the street?
 
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