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2013-07-03 04:39:16 PM  
Gross, fake, and gay.
 
2013-07-03 04:40:40 PM  

catsfish: Gross, fake, and gay.


So...what you're saying is that there's a reason it's blocked for me here at work?
 
2013-07-03 04:41:35 PM  
I'll take it any way I can get it.
 
2013-07-03 04:42:57 PM  
Liters, this is exactly what every third thread on Totalfark looks like.
 
2013-07-03 04:44:58 PM  

likefunbutnot: Liters, this is exactly what every third thread on Totalfark looks like.


That is what every other thread on liter Fark looks like too some days

/but the piece was spot on....
 
2013-07-03 04:46:33 PM  
 
Ral
2013-07-03 04:47:36 PM  

catsfish: Gross, fake, and gay.


Of course it's fake, dumbass.
 
2013-07-03 04:47:53 PM  

DMZ DEATH: I'll take it any way I can get it.


"It's like pizza: even if it's bad, it's still pizza!"
 
2013-07-03 04:48:20 PM  
I guess this thread is pointless as the article pretty much covered everything.
 
2013-07-03 04:51:51 PM  
This could put Fark out of business...
 
2013-07-03 04:54:48 PM  
#31 killed me. The Emmylou Harris comment was pretty good too.
 
2013-07-03 04:57:18 PM  
Kinky.
 
2013-07-03 04:58:15 PM  

Russ1642: I guess this thread is pointless as the article pretty much covered everything.


Now we just have to yell out numbers. It's shorthand and much more efficient.
 
2013-07-03 04:59:21 PM  

tortilla burger: Russ1642: I guess this thread is pointless as the article pretty much covered everything.

Now we just have to yell out numbers. It's shorthand and much more efficient.


34?
 
2013-07-03 04:59:41 PM  
27. I'm old as dirt, and I can tell you: time will resolve this whole issue for you, sooner than you think. I have about four hairs left down there, and I've given them names.

Don't stop there, what are their names? oh and
/hork
 
2013-07-03 05:06:59 PM  
that was pretty funny. I'd tell her but she closed the comments at #45.
 
2013-07-03 05:08:00 PM  
Meh, it's no big deal if the women have pubes there. Kinda sexy in its own way. Like viewing the Promise Land before you make it there.
 
2013-07-03 05:08:19 PM  

catsfish: Gross, fake, and gay.


You left out "unfunny" and "boring".
 
2013-07-03 05:09:58 PM  

kroonermanblack: tortilla burger: Russ1642: I guess this thread is pointless as the article pretty much covered everything.

Now we just have to yell out numbers. It's shorthand and much more efficient.

34?


Srsly? A thread involving genitals and you choose an internet meme over a classic?

/i haz a sad
 
2013-07-03 05:13:27 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: kroonermanblack: tortilla burger: Russ1642: I guess this thread is pointless as the article pretty much covered everything.

Now we just have to yell out numbers. It's shorthand and much more efficient.

34?

Srsly? A thread involving genitals and you choose an internet meme over a classic?

/i haz a sad



So....42?
 
2013-07-03 05:20:26 PM  

tortilla burger: Russ1642: I guess this thread is pointless as the article pretty much covered everything.

Now we just have to yell out numbers. It's shorthand and much more efficient.


Shut up #13
 
2013-07-03 05:30:20 PM  

Sefton: ArcadianRefugee: kroonermanblack: tortilla burger: Russ1642: I guess this thread is pointless as the article pretty much covered everything.

Now we just have to yell out numbers. It's shorthand and much more efficient.

34?

Srsly? A thread involving genitals and you choose an internet meme over a classic?

/i haz a sad


So....42?


96, dumass.
 
2013-07-03 05:37:27 PM  

Russ1642: tortilla burger: Russ1642: I guess this thread is pointless as the article pretty much covered everything.

Now we just have to yell out numbers. It's shorthand and much more efficient.

Shut up #13


I LOL'd, #21!
 
2013-07-03 05:40:15 PM  
She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.
 
2013-07-03 05:43:19 PM  
We should sue that site for stealing our lines.
 
2013-07-03 06:13:03 PM  
They missed
"How can you call a vulva a "pussy" when its bald or shaved within an inch of its life? Will ladies start getting their hairless Chihuahua petted? And what about hairless men and their naked mole rats?"
 
2013-07-03 06:19:34 PM  

Deedeemarz: likefunbutnot: Liters, this is exactly what every third thread on Totalfark looks like.

That is what every other thread on liter Fark looks like too some days

/but the piece was spot on....


Yes, it was. Cept on Fark you also always end up with people talking about food as well.
 
2013-07-03 08:16:17 PM  
I'm more surprised that anyone thought that was funny than that it got thrown up on that content farm. This is like Dave Barry's guide to feminine hygiene, only worse.
 
2013-07-03 11:17:30 PM  

Combustion: DMZ DEATH: I'll take it any way I can get it.

"It's like pizza: even if it's bad, it's still pizza!"


knockdowndominos.files.wordpress.com
Sorry. Not pizza.
 
2013-07-04 12:35:21 PM  
Sex is like pizza: you can't expect good quality when you buy it from a man in a mouse costume next to a ball pit.

/stolen from Gaseous Anomaly in this thread lo, these many moons ago
 
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