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(Telegraph)   The life cycle of sticking it in crazy: From "Shall I lick your balls?" to "Hope your plane falls out of the sky"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 49
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2013-07-03 04:15:55 PM
Those eyes!
 
2013-07-03 05:04:18 PM
meh. i'd do her. i like the crazy ones

and I quite enjoy receiving pictures of women pleasuring themselves. quite a lot.
 
2013-07-03 05:05:08 PM
"Shall I lick your balls?"

Shall. Damn, even their crazy mistresses are more cultured over there.
 
2013-07-03 05:05:45 PM

www.latimes.com



She looks like Michael Bolton.
 
2013-07-03 05:07:49 PM
Mr Buiter, left, was stalked by Heleen Mees for years according to court documents in the US

...Why?
 
2013-07-03 05:08:33 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: "Shall I lick your balls?"

Shall. Damn, even their crazy mistresses are more cultured over there.


I would have responded: I shan't impede you on your ball licking endeavors.  Lick away, post hast!
 
2013-07-03 05:09:36 PM
Balls trifecta in play

1. taste
2. lick
3.?
4. profit
 
2013-07-03 05:10:53 PM
Holy crap, she says that
 
2013-07-03 05:11:03 PM

ZzeusS: Mr Buiter, left, was stalked by Heleen Mees for years according to court documents in the US

...Why?


Hung like a bull, stamina of a bear.
 
2013-07-03 05:11:52 PM
"Shall I lick your balls?"

"Indubitably. But first perhaps a couple of pink gins while you roger me with a prize-winning leek?"

"Boodles. Or no leek."

"Quite."
 
2013-07-03 05:12:00 PM

ZzeusS: Mr Buiter, left, was stalked by Heleen Mees for years according to court documents in the US

...Why?


I dunno, maybe

While Mr Buiter is based in London, he has a $4.3 million (£2.8 million) flat on Manhattan's Upper West Side

$$$?
 
2013-07-03 05:12:20 PM

LeroyBourne: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: "Shall I lick your balls?"

Shall. Damn, even their crazy mistresses are more cultured over there.

I would have responded: I shan't impede you on your ball licking endeavors.  Lick away, post hast!


That was an amazing episode of Downton Abbey.
 
2013-07-03 05:13:06 PM

Omahawg: i like the crazy ones


I've stuck my dick in crazy many a time.  Collateral damage has been worth it.

Let crazy lick my balls?  OH F*CK NO.
 
2013-07-03 05:13:33 PM

fusillade762: ZzeusS: Mr Buiter, left, was stalked by Heleen Mees for years according to court documents in the US

...Why?

I dunno, maybe

While Mr Buiter is based in London, he has a $4.3 million (£2.8 million) flat on Manhattan's Upper West Side

$$$?



Maybe.. but you'd think a single guy with a $4.3 mil pad would be a better throat gargling target?
 
2013-07-03 05:13:59 PM
There are only two things I hate in this world, people who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch!

//I probably butchered that quote...
 
2013-07-03 05:15:04 PM
cache.jalopnik.com
 
2013-07-03 05:16:43 PM
another pic of Glenn Close Jr:

bin.snmmd.nl
 
2013-07-03 05:18:17 PM
Not only should you not stick your dick in crazy, you definitely shouldn't put your balls in crazy's mouth
 
2013-07-03 05:18:20 PM
She sounds fun.
 
2013-07-03 05:19:06 PM
"What can I do to make it right? Shall I lick your balls?"

Yes, yes you shall.
 
2013-07-03 05:19:24 PM
Here's the thing people don't stop to consider: If you have potentially procreative sex with someone who clearly should not pass on their genes, you are playing Russian roulette with the species. We have enough maladjusted crazy scumbags on the planet already. If you have sex with crazy and screw up, you are a traitor to humankind.

People need to stop to consider that. Or if you're not bright enough to do that, just stop.

/this is why gay people are slightly better than the straights
 
2013-07-03 05:22:03 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-03 05:22:16 PM
This chick is like the Mob, she even went after his wife and kids.
 
2013-07-03 05:22:42 PM

sandbar67: Not only should you not stick your dick in crazy, you definitely shouldn't put your balls in crazy's mouth


Steve McNair respectfully disagrees.
 
2013-07-03 05:22:46 PM
It's a trap!
 
2013-07-03 05:23:51 PM
www.maskdesign.net i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-07-03 05:24:55 PM

Pappy091: "What can I do to make it right? Shall I lick your balls?"

Yes, yes you shall.


If she ups it to the taint, I might let her keep a toothbrush in the bathroom.
 
2013-07-03 05:27:10 PM

RandomAxe: Here's the thing people don't stop to consider: If you have potentially procreative sex with someone who clearly should not pass on their genes, you are playing Russian roulette with the species. We have enough maladjusted crazy scumbags on the planet already. If you have sex with crazy and screw up, you are a traitor to humankind.

People need to stop to consider that. Or if you're not bright enough to do that, just stop.

/this is why gay people are slightly better than the straights



Pass on is such a nebulous term.  For instance; stomach lining.
 
2013-07-03 05:29:35 PM

Pappy091: "What can I do to make it right? Shall I lick your balls?"

Yes, yes you shall.


Yeah, make sure she doesn't take them out of the sack first.
 
2013-07-03 05:31:06 PM

mjohnson71: sandbar67: Not only should you not stick your dick in crazy, you definitely shouldn't put your balls in crazy's mouth

Steve McNair respectfully disagrees.


I think you mean to say that he would respectfully disagree if he hadn't stuck his dick in crazy, and was still alive.
 
2013-07-03 05:32:40 PM
ZzeusS: Pass on is such a nebulous term. For instance; stomach lining.

This is one of those times to prefer being safe over being sorry.
 
2013-07-03 05:33:44 PM
And now she is the ruler of the queen's navy!

/ she polished up the handle on the big front door
 
2013-07-03 05:39:20 PM
She looks like what you'd get if Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch had a baby.
 
2013-07-03 05:45:04 PM
Meh. Rich, educated white people problems. You get what you pay for.
 
2013-07-03 06:06:46 PM
She looks like Will Arnett(sp?)

And crazy.

Really crazy.

/Rowr!
 
2013-07-03 06:06:59 PM
Damn. Talk about a bunny boiler!
 
2013-07-03 06:08:21 PM
So he missed a golden opportunity to taste her tongue with his balls?
 
2013-07-03 06:16:47 PM
Lucky bastard
 
2013-07-03 06:29:01 PM
Seems like the crazy ones are the only ones who maintain my interest.  This is why I stopped dating, mainly for safety and staying out of her mess reasons.
 
2013-07-03 06:54:54 PM
How does one receive emails at only their New York home? That's driving me nuts. Does he have a computer with an email profile that he only checks in NYC?

FTFA:
"While Mr Buiter is based in London, he has a $4.3 million (£2.8 million) flat on Manhattan's Upper West Side, and received the emails at his New York home, it is alleged.  "
 
2013-07-03 07:40:41 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

"Who's that over there, pumpkin? Is that the woman who stalks daddy?"
 
2013-07-03 08:14:51 PM
Of course men are never crazy.
 
2013-07-03 08:34:49 PM
I dated the crazy once. It was awesome at first, she'd offer to give me blow jobs all throughout the day. Wake up, "want a blow job before work?" Come home, "want a blow job?" Go for a jog in the park, "I wanna give you head by the picnic table."

Then about 6 months later she attacked me in the middle of the night with a shower curtain rod while I was sleeping, because of a YouTube video in the browser history.

Honesty, it was worth the amazing oral.
 
2013-07-03 09:48:01 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Then about 6 months later she attacked me in the middle of the night with a shower curtain rod while I was sleeping, because of a YouTube video in the browser history


She put it in your butt didn't she? C'maaaan... you can tell us the truth.
 
2013-07-03 11:30:13 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Then about 6 months later she attacked me in the middle of the night with a shower curtain rod while I was sleeping, because of a YouTube video in the browser history

She put it in your butt didn't she? C'maaaan... you can tell us the truth.


Go on...
 
2013-07-04 12:26:14 AM

RRicochet: Of course men are never crazy.


....when women think they're rich or cute.  The former seems to apply here, while Ted Bundy and the Boston Marathon Bomber fit the latter.
 
2013-07-04 12:41:42 AM

RRicochet: Of course men are never crazy.


Oh, I think the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule is broadly understood to be equally applicable to crazy men. Or, as may be applicable, "don't let crazy stick its dick in you."

If there's any difference at all, it's that with crazy men it usually doesn't end in a way that makes for a cool-story-now-that-it's-safely-behind-me anecdote years later.
 
2013-07-04 07:50:05 AM
Doable.

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2013-07-04 10:32:51 AM
To his credit, chick only go this nuts when the sex is really good. He may be 63 but he must be tapping that like Bill Clinton.

Pretty fly for an elderly white guy.
 
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