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(The Daily Beast)   ♫ And I said, what about working at Tiffany's? ♫ And she said Yes, I think that I can ♫ Then I can steal diamonds and bracelets and earrings ♫ Say, one million dollars' worth ♫ And that's quite a lot ♫   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 25
    More: Dumbass, Tiffany & Co.  
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2013-07-03 01:33:05 PM  
HOTY candidate
 
2013-07-03 01:34:37 PM  
Well that's      one thing we've got.
 
2013-07-03 01:40:38 PM  
Can't make it work.
 
2013-07-03 01:40:47 PM  
Goddammit do I farking hate that song. Fark you, subby, for making me sing it in my head.
 
2013-07-03 01:41:54 PM  
www.marketingpilgrim.com

Thumbs up, subby.
 
2013-07-03 01:59:50 PM  
Apparently you either love this headline, or you hate it with everything in you.
 
2013-07-03 02:05:26 PM  
That is a well headlined headline.  It is also an farking EARWORM you vile submitter.
 
2013-07-03 02:36:29 PM  

tin_man: Apparently you either love this headline, or you hate it with everything in you.


Not if you're "mature."

Now get off my lawn.
 
2013-07-03 04:13:38 PM  
She'll hire a really good lawyer for this.  She doesn't want to golightly to prison.
 
2013-07-03 04:15:59 PM  
... and now that's the latest "can't get it out of my head" song.

Which sucks, because I absolutely hate that song.
 
2013-07-03 04:17:11 PM  
... wasn't this the 'I Like Sex with Mandy' group?...
 
2013-07-03 04:20:11 PM  
I don't get it.

Really, I don't.

Like, not at all.
 
2013-07-03 04:20:44 PM  
i.qkme.me

The problem with stolen goods is you can only get sub-wholesale for them but you get charged for the MSRP
 
2013-07-03 04:20:59 PM  
static.guim.co.uk
Chay - like this wisp of a girl ever ate breakfast!
I've had farts that weighed more than her!
 
Ral
2013-07-03 04:24:54 PM  
FTFA: <i>Perhaps the most fascinating part of this story was that after 20 years of working for the ubiquitous high-end jeweler, Lederhaas-Okun had allegedly been pocketing bling for only two years. </i>

I'm guessing she's deeply in debt all of a sudden.  Perhaps just bad with money.  Perhaps organized crime.  Either way, she's an idiot to think she wouldn't get caught.

/then again, going to prison for grand larceny is better than becoming some mafia hitman's next job
 
2013-07-03 04:26:03 PM  

Luminiferous Aether: I don't get it.

Really, I don't.

Like, not at all.


You're gonna make me do it aren't you

/Enjoy the earworm
//A Rickroll would have been nicer.
 
2013-07-03 04:26:34 PM  
With all the unnecessary notes to indicate a song subby should be about knee high sucking Hammerstein's flaccid member.
/ok that was too cruel
 
2013-07-03 04:51:58 PM  
Nice job submitter.

/adjective color something
 
2013-07-03 04:53:14 PM  

Tom_Slick: Luminiferous Aether: I don't get it.

Really, I don't.

Like, not at all.

You're gonna make me do it aren't you

/Enjoy the earworm
//A Rickroll would have been nicer.


Song about a horrible p-whipped douche that always makes me cringe when it comes over the PA system at whatever big box store I should NOT be in at the time.
 
2013-07-03 04:55:08 PM  
I saw Deep Blue Something a few times before Breakfast at Tiffany's came out, well the video. They were a pretty good band. Too bad they were a one hit wonder
 
2013-07-03 05:09:52 PM  

noitsnot: Tom_Slick: Luminiferous Aether: I don't get it.

Really, I don't.

Like, not at all.

You're gonna make me do it aren't you

/Enjoy the earworm
//A Rickroll would have been nicer.

Song about a horrible p-whipped douche that always makes me cringe when it comes over the PA system at whatever big box store I should NOT be in at the time.


Could be worse, shopping at the A&P in the 70s subjected you to this from the movie
 
2013-07-03 05:18:25 PM  

Tom_Slick: noitsnot: Tom_Slick: Luminiferous Aether: I don't get it.

Really, I don't.

Like, not at all.

You're gonna make me do it aren't you

/Enjoy the earworm
//A Rickroll would have been nicer.

Song about a horrible p-whipped douche that always makes me cringe when it comes over the PA system at whatever big box store I should NOT be in at the time.

Could be worse, shopping at the A&P in the 70s subjected you to this from the movie


For 70's Muzak - you can't beat Midnight at the Oasis

/Cactus is our friend
 
2013-07-03 05:26:51 PM  

noitsnot: Tom_Slick: noitsnot: Tom_Slick: Luminiferous Aether: I don't get it.

Really, I don't.

Like, not at all.

You're gonna make me do it aren't you

/Enjoy the earworm
//A Rickroll would have been nicer.

Song about a horrible p-whipped douche that always makes me cringe when it comes over the PA system at whatever big box store I should NOT be in at the time.

Could be worse, shopping at the A&P in the 70s subjected you to this from the movie

For 70's Muzak - you can't beat Midnight at the Oasis

/Cactus is our friend


The Blues Brothers made this a classic
 
2013-07-03 08:55:50 PM  

exick: Goddammit do I farking hate that song. Fark you, subby, for making me sing it in my head.


+1,000,000
 
2013-07-03 11:56:25 PM  
Yup
 
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