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2013-07-03 01:53:46 PM  
29 votes:

PreMortem: That's when police Capt. David Huff walked up to Wallace and shot him point-blank in the head.


Clean-up on aisle 7!


and 8, and a little in 9.
2013-07-03 01:42:45 PM  
18 votes:
That's when police Capt. David Huff walked up to Wallace and shot him point-blank in the head.


Clean-up on aisle 7!
2013-07-03 03:19:34 PM  
8 votes:
Were they dealing with a Mangalore?

matthewturland.com

/Anyone else wanna negotiate?
2013-07-03 04:49:26 PM  
5 votes:

justanotherfarkinfarker: Clean-up Isle 5!

Kid won't remember the details a few years down the road.

/I wonder what was the last thing to go through his mind?


Bits of skull, I imagine.
2013-07-03 04:51:33 PM  
4 votes:
s21.postimg.org

Q&D
2013-07-03 04:35:59 PM  
3 votes:
"I heard the shot go off and I thought, 'Oh my God, they just shot her with a knife!'"
2013-07-03 04:31:44 PM  
3 votes:

iheartscotch: Guy: I have a bo*BLAM*


...bble head doll that looks just like you!

Damn, too late.
2013-07-03 06:34:03 PM  
2 votes:
i737.photobucket.com>
2013-07-03 05:38:27 PM  
2 votes:
Obviously this man had found out the truth about Obama's birth certificate and knew the Clinton/Obama hit team was closing in so he made a desperate move, thinking if he could get the truth out, like by getting a news crew there, he could save his life. He didn't count on the local police being under the control of the Clinton/Obama cabal.
2013-07-03 04:53:39 PM  
2 votes:
Cop over-reacted.  That's not a knife...

3.bp.blogspot.com

/i keed
2013-07-03 04:48:20 PM  
2 votes:
Clearly a typically heinous over-use of force by another Nazi Cop.  I've played 1430 hours of SWAT 3 so I know a little something about this sort of thing!  All he had to do was flashbang the room, jump over a counter and melee the guy with his baton, problem solved.  I mean, give a guy a gun and a badge and he thinks he's a demi-god, going around deciding who lives and who dies.  It's amazing that he could find time between taking bribes and planting evidence to actually show up.  I hope he gets charged with murder.  Disarm the Pigs!!!11eleven!!

(Sorry, the lack of cop-hate in this Fark thread was making me nervous.)

In all seriousness, while the ending is unfortunate, if this cop accomplishes nothing else of significance in his entire career, he will always know that someone's daughter gets to grow up and have a life because he was there to make a difference.  Good for him.
2013-07-03 04:38:18 PM  
2 votes:
He should have just shot the knife out of his hand.
2013-07-03 04:27:33 PM  
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: scottydoesntknow: Were they dealing with a Mangalore?

[matthewturland.com image 480x217]

/Anyone else wanna negotiate?

Also approves:
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Also approves, wants to know if you're the man who shot his friend:
www.aceshowbiz.com
2013-07-03 10:11:56 PM  
1 votes:
"I heard the shot go off and I thought, 'Oh my God, they just killed her.' I thought, 'she's dead,'" she said. "


Why?  Was the kid black?
2013-07-03 09:41:25 PM  
1 votes:

s2s2s2: Any word on the perp's beef?


Smoked.
2013-07-03 08:49:26 PM  
1 votes:

Brittabot: GoldDude: violentsalvation: I hope the cop is OK mentally and the little girl doesn't have any hearing damage.

Hope the little girl is okay physically and psychologically.  A situation like that can shatter your perception of personal safety.

The little girl is only 2, that's young enough that she likely won't remember any of it when she gets a little older (the family needs to go on with life as normally as possible though, so she doesn't start to sense something is wrong - which might be tough at first).

Parents should definitely take her to a child psychologist to make sure she's alright, but I'd be willing to bet the mom and sister suffer psychologically more than the 2 year old (they should get some help too - I'd be a mess if something like this happened to my kid).


Toddlerhood is often referred to as "the formative years." The little girl may not remember all the details of what happened, but she may grow up to feel anxiety in situations that have elements of that scene -- and not really remember why. For example, she may get really panicky when somebody picks her up and puts her in their lap -- and not really understand why that scares the hell out of her.

Which does not bode well for her if she plans to spin around a brass pole someday.
2013-07-03 06:47:39 PM  
1 votes:

justanotherfarkinfarker: Clean-up Isle 5!

Kid won't remember the details a few years down the road.

/I wonder what was the last thing to go through his mind?


A 9mm
2013-07-03 06:33:14 PM  
1 votes:

johndalek: just walks up to the guy and puts a bullet into him---this is what you get from hiring ex-mob hitmen as police chiefs---efficiency.  in some departments, you would have half the force emptying their guns in the general direction of the bad guy, and may not even score a hit.

think of the cost savings that not only the chief has provided for the department, at the same time saving the taxpayers the cost of prosecution expenses and jail expenses.

way to go, chief!!!  keep up the good work.


You're using 100 lb test line. Ain't gonna get any hits with that. 0/10
2013-07-03 06:29:56 PM  
1 votes:
I just want you all to know I am putting all your names and responses in a spreadsheet and correlating them with the cop hate threads. Some time in the future, I will post the results for all to see.
2013-07-03 06:26:26 PM  
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: JungleBoogie: Liveleak links to the actual videos.

That's gun control.

Sometimes the cops f•ck up epically. Other times, they do really, really good work.

this is actually a paradox. What makes cops giant douches in many ways also make them do 'great work' every once in a while. This is actually a classic example. Someone who is not prone to violence with a hint of psychopathic tendencies and A type personality is not going to simply walk up to a total stranger and point blank shoot him dead in the face even if said stranger is holding a hostage.


You're either a master troll or a master dipshiat.

I'll split the difference and salute you with a size 12 boot in the ass.
2013-07-03 05:55:42 PM  
1 votes:

RedT: "I heard the shot go off and I thought, 'Oh my God, they just shot her with a knife!'"


''Hotlips, you incredible nincompoop, it's just the end of the quarter.''
2013-07-03 05:52:42 PM  
1 votes:
Poor kid, maybe a fireworks show will calm her down.
0.tqn.com
2013-07-03 05:44:32 PM  
1 votes:
I guess his "history of mental problems" was brought to a final conclusion, double underlined.
2013-07-03 05:14:41 PM  
1 votes:

J.Shelby: iheartscotch: namegoeshere: GoldDude: violentsalvation: I hope the cop is OK mentally and the little girl doesn't have any hearing damage.

Hope the little girl is okay physically and psychologically.  A situation like that can shatter your perception of personal safety.

I worry about her hearing, although better partially deaf than dead I suppose.

No, he's only MOSTLY dead!

/ TO BLATHE

Blave.  To blave.


To be fair, I'm not sure that blave/blathe, either one, are words.
2013-07-03 05:06:12 PM  
1 votes:

DORMAMU: INeedAName: Makes you wonder what was going through that guy's head. A 38 or a 9mm?

.40 or .45 also likely.

Hallow point to boot


Was the guy a vampire too?
2013-07-03 04:59:41 PM  
1 votes:

INeedAName: Makes you wonder what was going through that guy's head. A 38 or a 9mm?


.40 or .45 also likely.

Hallow point to boot
2013-07-03 04:57:18 PM  
1 votes:
Makes you wonder what was going through that guy's head. A 38 or a 9mm?
2013-07-03 04:55:51 PM  
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Tenga: He should have just shot the knife out of his hand.

FTA: They negotiated for more than 30 minutes with the suspect, Sammie Wallace, who continued to hold a knife to the toddler's neck


I'm gonna go with "That's a really bad idea".


I'm picturing a result that would look like a Tarentino clip done for Troma.
2013-07-03 04:51:35 PM  
1 votes:
farm4.static.flickr.com

Did the cop say, "Play time's over."?
2013-07-03 04:50:43 PM  
1 votes:

museamused: Fortunately there weren't any dipshiats with concealed carry permits who tried to intervene.


yeah, because Oklahoma is an open carry state.
2013-07-03 04:47:19 PM  
1 votes:
Clean-up Isle 5!

Kid won't remember the details a few years down the road.

/I wonder what was the last thing to go through his mind?
2013-07-03 04:44:48 PM  
1 votes:

jebusfreak: Yeah, I don't think it went down EXACTLY as reported.


There's video of it, Mr. Loose Change.
2013-07-03 04:43:32 PM  
1 votes:
I thought you were always supposed to shoot the hostage?
2013-07-03 04:40:58 PM  
1 votes:
See? Why I never go to WalMart. The employees are bad enough, the customers are dangerous.
2013-07-03 04:37:06 PM  
1 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: Satanic_Hamster: OtherLittleGuy: scottydoesntknow: Were they dealing with a Mangalore?

[matthewturland.com image 480x217]

/Anyone else wanna negotiate?

Also approves:
[www.fanfilmfollies.com image 300x176]

Also approves, wants to know if you're the man who shot his friend:
[www.aceshowbiz.com image 700x465]

Also approves:


[www.lassothemovies.com image 600x338]


Approves, wants you to know that your shopping privileges have just been revoked:
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2013-07-03 04:35:35 PM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: PreMortem: That's when police Capt. David Huff walked up to Wallace and shot him point-blank in the head.


Clean-up on aisle 7!

and 8, and a little in 9.


Dancin_In_Anson: Nuthin' but net.


See......see....this is why I come back to FARK day after day.
2013-07-03 04:33:55 PM  
1 votes:

museamused: Fortunately there weren't any dipshiats with concealed carry permits who tried to intervene.


49 comments before the first shiatpost, a new Fark best!
2013-07-03 04:33:31 PM  
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: OtherLittleGuy: scottydoesntknow: Were they dealing with a Mangalore?

[matthewturland.com image 480x217]

/Anyone else wanna negotiate?

Also approves:
[www.fanfilmfollies.com image 300x176]

Also approves, wants to know if you're the man who shot his friend:
[www.aceshowbiz.com image 700x465]


Also approves,

filmonic.com

wants to know why you took his daughter

de.web.img1.acsta.net
2013-07-03 04:31:30 PM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: GoldDude: violentsalvation: I hope the cop is OK mentally and the little girl doesn't have any hearing damage.

Hope the little girl is okay physically and psychologically.  A situation like that can shatter your perception of personal safety.

I worry about her hearing, although better partially deaf than dead I suppose.


No, he's only MOSTLY dead!

/ TO BLATHE
2013-07-03 04:30:50 PM  
1 votes:
I hope they dragged his carcass over to the gardening section and found a nice big garbage can to put him in
2013-07-03 04:23:37 PM  
1 votes:
How long till they sign Clint Eastwood for the film role?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-07-03 04:21:51 PM  
1 votes:
Salute
2013-07-03 04:20:53 PM  
1 votes:

another cultural observer: TuteTibiImperes: basemetal: Meh, dude asked for it, and while a wrongful death suit will be settled if it comes to fruition, (only because it's cheaper than a trial), no jury in this state would award the family jack or shiat.

See, that's something I have a problem with.  By just paying the family off they're perpetuating the problem - the next time somebody has a loser case they'll still threaten to get the settlement money.  Better to spend more right now and make an example out of him, and any other bullshiat wrongful death suits they face, by making sure they not only get nothing but get slapped with attorney's fees for bringing a frivolous suit in the first place.

If you're killed or injured during the commission of a felony neither you nor your family should have grounds to sue.

The suit isn't going to come from the family of the deceased.  It'll come from the little girl's family, upset that she's sustained irreversible hearing loss.


Fark that, she was about to suffer irreversible respiratory and circulatory loss.
2013-07-03 04:20:04 PM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: PreMortem: That's when police Capt. David Huff walked up to Wallace and shot him point-blank in the head.


Clean-up on aisle 7!

and 8, and a little in 9.


damn, that was funny!!!

/still laughing
2013-07-03 02:31:43 PM  
1 votes:
I hope the cop is OK mentally and the little girl doesn't have any hearing damage.
2013-07-03 02:08:48 PM  
1 votes:
Nuthin' but net.
2013-07-03 01:28:27 PM  
1 votes:
That'll learn em'
2013-07-03 01:12:51 PM  
1 votes:
That's when police Capt. David Huff walked up to Wallace and shot him point-blank in the head.

I want to buy this mother-farker a beer.
2013-07-03 01:11:25 PM  
1 votes:
I'm guessing this guy was lousy at chess. He thought he had a checkmate, but the knight nailed him.
 
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