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(Chicago Trib)   When an old woman buries $150,000 in your back yard because she thinks it is cursed, you might just want to let it be   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 55
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2013-07-03 06:25:45 PM
I like money.
 
2013-07-03 06:28:16 PM
I'd risk it. But I would probably keep it all for myself and slowly spend it over a period of years.
 
2013-07-03 06:28:42 PM
I don't believe in that crap. I'd take the money.
 
2013-07-03 06:30:11 PM
Take the money.

Tell no one.
 
2013-07-03 06:32:11 PM
A liquor store that also claimed the money, saying it had been robbed, is expected to withdraw its claim based on evidence that indicated the money belonged to the elderly neighbor.

Granted all my experience with liquor stores has been from the consumer end, but do they often have $150K on hand?
 
2013-07-03 06:32:56 PM

p4p3rm4t3: I like money.


Do you like sex?

Do you like sex and money?

/we should hang out.
 
2013-07-03 06:36:48 PM
Unless you've got friends on the other side.

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2013-07-03 06:40:41 PM

kendelrio: p4p3rm4t3: I like money.

Do you like sex?

Do you like sex and money?

/we should hang out.


Hey this aint the Craigslist m4m personals. Anyways, if I found money in my yard I'd keep it and not tell anyone. How hard is that?
 
2013-07-03 06:43:04 PM

fusillade762: A liquor store that also claimed the money, saying it had been robbed, is expected to withdraw its claim based on evidence that indicated the money belonged to the elderly neighbor.

Granted all my experience with liquor stores has been from the consumer end, but do they often have $150K on hand?


In Chicago? Not for long.
 
2013-07-03 06:44:53 PM
Oh hai
 
2013-07-03 06:44:56 PM
Why did the neighbour think the mon ey was cursed
 
2013-07-03 06:51:25 PM
So, the dude died, and his father who lived with him almost died of a heart attack at the same time?  Now, if the people that get the money after this die also we should make some donations to some not so nice people!
 
2013-07-03 06:53:30 PM
I like money, that's like 80 billion.


obviously <a target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="kendelrio missed the joke
 
2013-07-03 06:53:41 PM

meat0918: Take the money.

Tell no one.


This is the correct way to handle the situation.
 
2013-07-03 06:59:02 PM

fusillade762: A liquor store that also claimed the money, saying it had been robbed, is expected to withdraw its claim based on evidence that indicated the money belonged to the elderly neighbor.

Granted all my experience with liquor stores has been from the consumer end, but do they often have $150K on hand?


Came here to say this. Someone needs a beatdown for being a grabby douche.
 
2013-07-03 06:59:13 PM
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2013-07-03 06:59:25 PM
An American dying of diabetes is now "cursed?" I'd just call that "Tuesday."
 
2013-07-03 06:59:40 PM

ranchguy: I like money, that's like 80 billion.


obviously <a target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="kendelrio missed the joke


Obviously you haven't seen your families biopic masterpiece; "Idiocracy".

 
m00
2013-07-03 07:04:29 PM

Azz Pumper: So, the dude died, and his father who lived with him almost died of a heart attack at the same time?  Now, if the people that get the money after this die also we should make some donations to some not so nice people!


I wonder if you can split it up. Like give 1 dollar to 150,000 people. Or will they all just get mild headaches?
 
2013-07-03 07:07:14 PM
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2013-07-03 07:14:49 PM

m00: Azz Pumper: So, the dude died, and his father who lived with him almost died of a heart attack at the same time?  Now, if the people that get the money after this die also we should make some donations to some not so nice people!

I wonder if you can split it up. Like give 1 dollar to 150,000 people. Or will they all just get mild headaches?


I found a dollar the other day, and stubbed my toe bending over to pick it up.  This may have already happened.
 
2013-07-03 07:28:26 PM
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2013-07-03 07:32:24 PM
If you have any cursed money of gems, please send it to me.  I will remove the curse and return the money, less a teensy 50% cleansing fee.

Guaranteed to stop any and all curses.
 
2013-07-03 07:35:38 PM

Saul Goodman: meat0918: Take the money.

Tell no one.

This is the correct way to handle the situation.


Yep. I have no idea why people who find money on their own property don't just keep/spend it and tell no one.  Telling people never works out well, ever, so why do it? Where's the gain in telling?

/yeah I know, most people are just stupid
 
2013-07-03 07:38:02 PM

theMagni: If you have any cursed money of gems, please send it to me.  I will remove the curse and return the money, less a teensy 50% cleansing fee.

Guaranteed to stop any and all curses.


I'll do it for 30%. A ritual of hot girl on girl sex will be required of course, for a nominal additional fee. A little pricey, but totally worth it to completely purify even the most haunted coinage.
 
2013-07-03 07:43:28 PM
Somewhere in the area there's a gypsy fortune teller who is really, really miffed that the old lady didn't bring her the cursed money like she was told.
 
2013-07-03 07:47:10 PM
Take the cursed money to the bank.  Trade it in.  New money.  Bank is cursed.  Problem solved.
 
2013-07-03 07:57:16 PM
$150k will buy a lot of voodoo
 
2013-07-03 08:06:57 PM
Nidiot:
Yep. I have no idea why people who find money on their own property don't just keep/spend it and tell no one.  Telling people never works out well, ever, so why do it? Where's the gain in telling?

/yeah I know, most people are just stupid


Eh, those inclinations to do the right thing are what keep society intact.
One man's "stupid" is another man's good deed.
 
2013-07-03 08:09:52 PM
So this farkwit found a stash of untraceable cash in his yard and then called police?  That was a smart move.

/Tell no one
//Keep the money
 
2013-07-03 08:15:55 PM
Did the money come with a free frogurt?
 
2013-07-03 08:39:33 PM

p4p3rm4t3: I like money.


I like pie.
 
2013-07-03 08:51:40 PM

Lady Indica: theMagni: If you have any cursed money of gems, please send it to me.  I will remove the curse and return the money, less a teensy 50% cleansing fee.

Guaranteed to stop any and all curses.

I'll do it for 30%. A ritual of hot girl on girl sex will be required of course, for a nominal additional fee. A little pricey, but totally worth it to completely purify even the most haunted coinage.


My $20 is in the mail, but I will require photographic proof of the ritual.
 
2013-07-03 08:53:49 PM
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2013-07-03 08:59:47 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Nidiot:
Yep. I have no idea why people who find money on their own property don't just keep/spend it and tell no one.  Telling people never works out well, ever, so why do it? Where's the gain in telling?

/yeah I know, most people are just stupid

Eh, those inclinations to do the right thing are what keep society intact.
One man's "stupid" is another man's good deed.


How is it a good deed when you notify someone about money buried on your property?  It's not likely to be lost property that should be reunited with its owner.  How often does a huge amount of money accidentally fall out of a person's pocket into a hole in the ground which then fills itself in without them even noticing?
 
2013-07-03 09:11:16 PM

Joshua5: 4 8 15 16 23 42


are those Fridays winning ca lotto numbers?
 
2013-07-03 09:27:52 PM

Nidiot: Yep. I have no idea why people who find money on their own property don't just keep/spend it and tell no one. Telling people never works out well, ever, so why do it? Where's the gain in telling?

/yeah I know, most people are just stupid


www.shadowlocked.com

One reason comes to mind.
 
2013-07-03 09:40:04 PM

KimNorth: p4p3rm4t3: I like money.

I like pie.


I like turtles


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2013-07-03 09:43:01 PM
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2013-07-03 10:20:11 PM

Malik Sardonis: Lady Indica: theMagni: If you have any cursed money of gems, please send it to me.  I will remove the curse and return the money, less a teensy 50% cleansing fee.

Guaranteed to stop any and all curses.

I'll do it for 30%. A ritual of hot girl on girl sex will be required of course, for a nominal additional fee. A little pricey, but totally worth it to completely purify even the most haunted coinage.

My $20 is in the mail, but I will require photographic proof of the ritual.


No no, it requires faith.

NO REFUNDS!!
 
2013-07-03 10:23:35 PM
Sabaj died of complications related to diabetes at his home Monday night, according to the McHenry County coroner.

...but let's blame it on the curse, it sounds a lot more spooky.
 
2013-07-03 10:27:08 PM
Congratulations its all yours. MUUUhahaha
 
2013-07-03 10:32:46 PM
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2013-07-03 10:46:38 PM

Lady Indica: Malik Sardonis: Lady Indica: theMagni: If you have any cursed money of gems, please send it to me.  I will remove the curse and return the money, less a teensy 50% cleansing fee.

Guaranteed to stop any and all curses.

I'll do it for 30%. A ritual of hot girl on girl sex will be required of course, for a nominal additional fee. A little pricey, but totally worth it to completely purify even the most haunted coinage.

My $20 is in the mail, but I will require photographic proof of the ritual.

No no, it requires faith.

NO REFUNDS!!


Oh.  Pity, that.  I had another $20 that was starting to look suspicious.  But I'll trust you that everything is alright now.
 
2013-07-03 11:11:35 PM
51 year old diabetic dies... it's a curse!

I bet the lady with the other half of the claim brought him cookies.
 
2013-07-03 11:34:32 PM

HoratioGates: 51 year old diabetic dies... it's a curse!

I bet the lady with the other half of the claim brought him cookies.


...CURSED cookies! Wooooooo!
 
2013-07-03 11:54:24 PM

devilskware: kendelrio: p4p3rm4t3: I like money.

Do you like sex?

Do you like sex and money?

/we should hang out.

Hey this aint the Craigslist m4m personals. Anyways, if I found money in my yard I'd keep it and not tell anyone. How hard is that?


So hard, he's willing to share!
 
2013-07-04 12:02:31 AM
Curse was so bad it went back in time and gave him diabetes bad enough to kill him.
 
2013-07-04 12:11:07 AM

Lady Indica: Malik Sardonis: Lady Indica: theMagni: If you have any cursed money of gems, please send it to me.  I will remove the curse and return the money, less a teensy 50% cleansing fee.

Guaranteed to stop any and all curses.

I'll do it for 30%. A ritual of hot girl on girl sex will be required of course, for a nominal additional fee. A little pricey, but totally worth it to completely purify even the most haunted coinage.

My $20 is in the mail, but I will require photographic proof of the ritual.

No no, it requires faith.

NO REFUNDS!!


i49.tinypic.com

/sorry, been playing that WAY too much recently
 
2013-07-04 01:28:41 AM
Sometimes dead is better.
 
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