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(CTV News)   Female Egyptian wrestler suspended for biting her Israeli opponent, inviting the question: are Israeli wrestlers considered halal?   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 23
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2013-07-03 04:16:24 PM
Mu'minah El-Tyson?
 
2013-07-03 04:51:29 PM
No, but probably Kosher.
 
2013-07-03 04:59:46 PM
Probably.  Although she may believe the Israeli has cloven hoofs.  But that doesn't count.
 
2013-07-03 05:35:43 PM
Subby gets a beer and a Burger King crown for not misusing and abusing the term "begging the question."
 
2013-07-03 05:55:10 PM
Did she bite her in Haifa?
 
2013-07-03 05:58:50 PM
"Hey, they're no possible way in this tournament that I get a match with an Israeli..."
 
2013-07-03 06:03:55 PM

haemaker: No, but probably Kosher.


Our five-toed feet might qualify as cloven hooves, but no one I know chews a cud.
 
2013-07-03 06:14:33 PM

thamike: Subby gets a beer and a Burger King crown for not misusing and abusing the term "begging the question."



I'm taking Subby's beer.  When on Fark, you ALWAYS find a way to use the following phrases when possible:
- Smoking Hot
- Ironic
- Begging the Question.
 
2013-07-03 06:15:26 PM
This is what happens when you hire George "The Animal" Steele to coach your national team.
 
2013-07-03 06:20:51 PM

Wulfman: thamike: Subby gets a beer and a Burger King crown for not misusing and abusing the term "begging the question."


I'm taking Subby's beer.  When on Fark, you ALWAYS find a way to use the following phrases when possible:
- Smoking Hot
- Ironic
- Begging the Question.


I'll give subby another beer and a rimmer from this guy's Wulfmom.

If headlines had Smart and Funny buttons, I'd have clicked both.

/No, I'm not paying five bucks a month for the thumbs up and down buttons
 
2013-07-03 06:35:53 PM

Raging Whore Moans: Wulfman: thamike: Subby gets a beer and a Burger King crown for not misusing and abusing the term "begging the question."


I'm taking Subby's beer.  When on Fark, you ALWAYS find a way to use the following phrases when possible:
- Smoking Hot
- Ironic
- Begging the Question.

I'll give subby another beer and a rimmer from this guy's Wulfmom.

If headlines had Smart and Funny buttons, I'd have clicked both.

/No, I'm not paying five bucks a month for the thumbs up and down buttons



Ironically enough, Wulfmom is smoking hot.
 
2013-07-03 07:40:14 PM
And just in case folks are curious--human flesh is neither halal nor kosher (actually, there are some pretty specific rules against cannibalism in both sets of liturgical diets--and even if there weren't specific rules about not eating the long pig, one could argue that human--being "long pork"--was de facto haram AND traif).
 
2013-07-03 07:45:35 PM
Women wrestlers biting each other.  Explain to me why this isn't being televised.
 
2013-07-03 07:50:04 PM
So, religion can even ruin women's wrestling. Ain't that something.
 
2013-07-03 08:39:40 PM

runwiz: Women wrestlers biting each other.  Explain to me why this isn't being televised.


Welcome to Fark. There was a 50/50 chance this thread could go one of two ways:
1) Lesbian jokes and pictures of hot women fighting.
2) Obsession over the submitter's grammar, whether right or wrong.
 
2013-07-03 08:54:58 PM

Snapper Carr: This is what happens when you hire George "The Animal" Steele to coach your national team.


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One should always include a picture when referencing Mr. Steele.
 
2013-07-03 08:56:36 PM
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The bitten
 
2013-07-03 09:15:58 PM
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Odd, she doesn't strike me as a biter.
 
2013-07-03 10:35:16 PM
BAH GAWD KING!
 
2013-07-04 05:59:43 AM
Inviting the question - aren't women from Muslim countries who wrestle beheaded or stoned to death?
 
2013-07-04 11:27:34 AM
Muslim/arab athletes have been doing this sort of crap for decades. There was a wrestler not long ago who disqualified himself by overeating the night before the match when he found out he was facing an opponent from Israel.

They probably can't bare the shame of losing to a jew. Now that's textbook arab/islamic sportsmanship.
 
2013-07-04 11:39:46 AM
She said she tasted like ham
 
2013-07-04 03:36:00 PM
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