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(Detroit Free Press)   Now I understand everyone's shiat's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING   (freep.com) divider line 26
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2013-07-03 04:17:13 PM  
6 votes:

EyeballKid: Now, watch carefully as this rare phenomenon unfolds: the conservative's perception of himself is about to meet head-on with reality, with messy results for certain. I mean like, trying to explain why you crapped your pants to avoid the draft and later tried to adopt a child you were banging messy.


It's what happens when an unstoppable force meets an insufferable asshole.
2013-07-03 04:38:04 PM  
3 votes:
I'm a promiscuous, pot-smoking, once-divorced, dual citizen Jew who hasn't lived in the USA since 1975.  Even with that baggage, I think the lack of draft dodging, multiple marriages, allegations of pedophilia, and pants-shiatting on my resume probably makes me a more suitable GOP candidate than Teddy.
2013-07-03 04:28:49 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-03 04:20:49 PM  
3 votes:
Nugent has already practiced his presidential campaign slogan. "Hi, I'm Ted Nugent; I have nine children from seven women, and I'm running for president," he told the Post's Steve Hendrix


OMG.  There's at least one woman out there who had sex with him more than once.
2013-07-03 04:45:56 PM  
2 votes:
A chicken in every pot, and a turd in every brief.
2013-07-03 04:20:42 PM  
2 votes:
thought it would be hard to have less respect for huckabee. i was wrong.
2013-07-04 12:35:11 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. ...


So for Ted nothing has changed.
2013-07-03 05:56:52 PM  
1 votes:

Bloody William: EyeballKid: Now, watch carefully as this rare phenomenon unfolds: the conservative's perception of himself is about to meet head-on with reality, with messy results for certain. I mean like, trying to explain why you crapped your pants to avoid the draft and later tried to adopt a child you were banging messy.

It's what happens when an unstoppable force meets an insufferable asshole.


Unstoppable Force I. A.?
2013-07-03 05:20:07 PM  
1 votes:
Got out of serving his country by shiatting himself. Has sex with underage girls. How can he not be the nominee of the GOP.
2013-07-03 05:19:13 PM  
1 votes:
It could be worse. He could have tried to get Damn Yankees back together.
2013-07-03 05:12:03 PM  
1 votes:
I'm a single issue voter, and my issue is that I really want an inauguration party where the newly elected president makes a Hillary Clinton impersonator suck on the barrel of an AR-15, and then  tell me I'm the real woman-hater if I later wonder if that wasn't a somewhat misogynistic display.  You have my vote, hero!
2013-07-03 05:03:56 PM  
1 votes:
YOU GO TED YOU SHOW DEM NOBAMA LIBTARDS FREDOM AMERCIA BOOTSTRAPS FREEDM MERICA!!!

/47% of the country thinks you "just got told"
//And probably said "Hell yeah, bootstraps!"
2013-07-03 04:58:21 PM  
1 votes:

BMFPitt: And there would probably still be more than one person more insane than him in the primaries.


www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
2013-07-03 04:57:30 PM  
1 votes:
If he had half a brain he'd realize that it doesn't matter who sits in the White House. The President does what he is told; the real power is elsewhere. The major bureaucracies of the government are totally autonomous, not accountable to anybody, and can only be stopped* with nuclear weapons.

* - a plan I totally support.
2013-07-03 04:56:19 PM  
1 votes:
Ted Nugent for Perpetual Cockpunch, 2016.
2013-07-03 04:52:11 PM  
1 votes:
Didn't he say Obama's government would kill him some time ago? And he's still alive? THANKS, OBAMA!
2013-07-03 04:48:34 PM  
1 votes:
The Nuge would be a terrible President - but it would really piss off the Libs, and that's what really matters.
2013-07-03 04:48:16 PM  
1 votes:

Summercat: Well as long as you're not *gay*...


Well......to paraphrase James Dean (or was it Tallulah Bankhead?) "why go through life with one hand tied behind your back?".

/still better than Ted.  Yes, he is just that bad.
2013-07-03 04:31:58 PM  
1 votes:
I thought he was supposed to be dead or in jail by now.
2013-07-03 04:31:43 PM  
1 votes:
Please proceed.

Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please
oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh pretty please
2013-07-03 04:30:17 PM  
1 votes:
DO IT Ted. You need to help the GOP go further to right... just like this Ferrari needs to do.
biser3a.com
2013-07-03 04:21:35 PM  
1 votes:
Palin\Nugent?
2013-07-03 04:19:09 PM  
1 votes:
The only way I would vote for him is if he had me in a stranglehold, baby.
2013-07-03 04:14:49 PM  
1 votes:
Trump/Pants-shiatting-Puke 2016
2013-07-03 04:13:58 PM  
1 votes:
The notion of Ted Nugent as President fills me with more horror than the suggestion someone just made on the WoW forums for player-run disciplinary tribunals, a la League of Legends, and that's saying somthin'.
2013-07-03 04:11:40 PM  
1 votes:
Do it, you cowardly, pants shiatting puke.
 
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