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(Detroit Free Press)   Now I understand everyone's shiat's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING   (freep.com) divider line 76
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2013-07-03 04:11:40 PM
Do it, you cowardly, pants shiatting puke.
 
2013-07-03 04:13:55 PM
As much as republicans hate when celebrities endorse liberal causes, they go farking nuts over ever damned "celebrity" that is even a little republican.
 
2013-07-03 04:13:58 PM
The notion of Ted Nugent as President fills me with more horror than the suggestion someone just made on the WoW forums for player-run disciplinary tribunals, a la League of Legends, and that's saying somthin'.
 
2013-07-03 04:14:49 PM
Trump/Pants-shiatting-Puke 2016
 
2013-07-03 04:15:02 PM
Now, watch carefully as this rare phenomenon unfolds: the conservative's perception of himself is about to meet head-on with reality, with messy results for certain. I mean like, trying to explain why you crapped your pants to avoid the draft and later tried to adopt a child you were banging messy.
 
2013-07-03 04:15:44 PM

ikanreed: As much as republicans hate when celebrities endorse liberal causes, they go farking nuts over ever damned "celebrity" that is even a little republican.


Or even just a little bit celebrity, for that matter.
 
2013-07-03 04:17:13 PM

EyeballKid: Now, watch carefully as this rare phenomenon unfolds: the conservative's perception of himself is about to meet head-on with reality, with messy results for certain. I mean like, trying to explain why you crapped your pants to avoid the draft and later tried to adopt a child you were banging messy.


It's what happens when an unstoppable force meets an insufferable asshole.
 
2013-07-03 04:18:26 PM
Nugent has already practiced his presidential campaign slogan. "Hi, I'm Ted Nugent; I have nine children from seven women, and I'm running for president," he toldthe Post's Steve Hendrix

Obviously, he's running in the party of Family Values™
 
2013-07-03 04:19:09 PM
The only way I would vote for him is if he had me in a stranglehold, baby.
 
2013-07-03 04:20:42 PM
thought it would be hard to have less respect for huckabee. i was wrong.
 
2013-07-03 04:20:49 PM
Nugent has already practiced his presidential campaign slogan. "Hi, I'm Ted Nugent; I have nine children from seven women, and I'm running for president," he told the Post's Steve Hendrix


OMG.  There's at least one woman out there who had sex with him more than once.
 
2013-07-03 04:21:16 PM

WI241TH: Nugent has already practiced his presidential campaign slogan. "Hi, I'm Ted Nugent; I have nine children from seven women, and I'm running for president," he toldthe Post's Steve Hendrix

Obviously, he's running in the party of Family Values™


You missed the best part of that..

Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who sought the Republican presidential nomination in 2008, says he'd help Nugent if he decided to run.
 
2013-07-03 04:21:35 PM
Palin\Nugent?
 
2013-07-03 04:21:42 PM
Did someone grow tired of the county fair rock has been tour?

It would be funny if he was in anyway serious but, as we all sadly know, he is just spouting off cause no one has paid any attention to him recently.
 
2013-07-03 04:23:48 PM
i1284.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 04:24:52 PM

urbangirl: Nugent has already practiced his presidential campaign slogan. "Hi, I'm Ted Nugent; I have nine children from seven women, and I'm running for president," he told the Post's Steve Hendrix


OMG.  There's at least one woman out there who had sex with him more than once.


Could have been twins.
 
2013-07-03 04:28:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 04:30:17 PM
DO IT Ted. You need to help the GOP go further to right... just like this Ferrari needs to do.
biser3a.com
 
2013-07-03 04:30:34 PM

urbangirl: Nugent has already practiced his presidential campaign slogan. "Hi, I'm Ted Nugent; I have nine children from seven women, and I'm running for president," he told the Post's Steve Hendrix


OMG.  There's at least one woman out there who had sex with him more than once.


To be fair to her, it probably wasn't consensual.
 
2013-07-03 04:31:43 PM
Please proceed.

Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please
oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh pretty please
 
2013-07-03 04:31:58 PM
I thought he was supposed to be dead or in jail by now.
 
2013-07-03 04:38:04 PM
I'm a promiscuous, pot-smoking, once-divorced, dual citizen Jew who hasn't lived in the USA since 1975.  Even with that baggage, I think the lack of draft dodging, multiple marriages, allegations of pedophilia, and pants-shiatting on my resume probably makes me a more suitable GOP candidate than Teddy.
 
2013-07-03 04:41:16 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I'm a promiscuous, pot-smoking, once-divorced, dual citizen Jew who hasn't lived in the USA since 1975.  Even with that baggage, I think the lack of draft dodging, multiple marriages, allegations of pedophilia, and pants-shiatting on my resume probably makes me a more suitable GOP candidate than Teddy.


Well as long as you're not *gay*...
 
2013-07-03 04:42:32 PM
photos.imageevent.com
 
2013-07-03 04:45:56 PM
A chicken in every pot, and a turd in every brief.
 
2013-07-03 04:47:14 PM

.


RIP TED NUGENT
 
2013-07-03 04:48:16 PM

Summercat: Well as long as you're not *gay*...


Well......to paraphrase James Dean (or was it Tallulah Bankhead?) "why go through life with one hand tied behind your back?".

/still better than Ted.  Yes, he is just that bad.
 
2013-07-03 04:48:34 PM
The Nuge would be a terrible President - but it would really piss off the Libs, and that's what really matters.
 
2013-07-03 04:48:38 PM

Blues_X: [photos.imageevent.com image 750x600]



So do I: tin cans, paper targets, clay pigeons.
 
2013-07-03 04:52:11 PM
Didn't he say Obama's government would kill him some time ago? And he's still alive? THANKS, OBAMA!
 
2013-07-03 04:53:29 PM
And there would probably still be more than one person more insane than him in the primaries.
 
2013-07-03 04:53:42 PM
Is the first plank in his platform "Kill all the Libs"?

/he can get Jim Adkisson outta jail to be his running mate
 
2013-07-03 04:56:19 PM
Ted Nugent for Perpetual Cockpunch, 2016.
 
2013-07-03 04:57:30 PM
If he had half a brain he'd realize that it doesn't matter who sits in the White House. The President does what he is told; the real power is elsewhere. The major bureaucracies of the government are totally autonomous, not accountable to anybody, and can only be stopped* with nuclear weapons.

* - a plan I totally support.
 
2013-07-03 04:58:21 PM

BMFPitt: And there would probably still be more than one person more insane than him in the primaries.


www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2013-07-03 05:00:55 PM

Xanadone: The notion of Ted Nugent as President fills me with more horror than the suggestion someone just made on the WoW forums for player-run disciplinary tribunals, a la League of Legends, and that's saying somthin'.


Hmmm after reading that it makes me glad I am no longer reading wow forums(stopped playing shortly after cataclysm so why bother?)  Anyway, Ted running might actually provide an interesting test to of Republican mental gymnastics.  As I recall there was a fair amount of resistance to Romney and then Republicans suddenly agreed that Romney was the best candidate.  Gingrich?  Huh?  What?  Who?
 
2013-07-03 05:00:57 PM
Dear God. Do you know how insanely terrible the next Republican presidential primaries are going to be without him?
 
2013-07-03 05:02:26 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I'm a promiscuous, pot-smoking, once-divorced, dual citizen Jew who hasn't lived in the USA since 1975.  Even with that baggage, I think the lack of draft dodging, multiple marriages, allegations of pedophilia, and pants-shiatting on my resume probably makes me a more suitable GOP candidate than Teddy.


Two weeks ago Courtney Love told a story on Sterns' Sirius show about blowing Ted backstage when she was 15 or 16.

If memory serves, even his Behind The Music doc on VH1 included something about him taking guardianship of an underage girl (with the parent's consent none the less) that he was "dating".
 
2013-07-03 05:03:56 PM
YOU GO TED YOU SHOW DEM NOBAMA LIBTARDS FREDOM AMERCIA BOOTSTRAPS FREEDM MERICA!!!

/47% of the country thinks you "just got told"
//And probably said "Hell yeah, bootstraps!"
 
2013-07-03 05:12:03 PM
I'm a single issue voter, and my issue is that I really want an inauguration party where the newly elected president makes a Hillary Clinton impersonator suck on the barrel of an AR-15, and then  tell me I'm the real woman-hater if I later wonder if that wasn't a somewhat misogynistic display.  You have my vote, hero!
 
2013-07-03 05:13:11 PM
Came here for pics of President Dwayne Alizando Mountain Dew Camacho.

/I am disappoint.
 
2013-07-03 05:18:10 PM
So I guess the county fair circuit won't book him anymore so he needs a new gig?
 
2013-07-03 05:19:13 PM
It could be worse. He could have tried to get Damn Yankees back together.
 
2013-07-03 05:20:07 PM
Got out of serving his country by shiatting himself. Has sex with underage girls. How can he not be the nominee of the GOP.
 
2013-07-03 05:28:53 PM
FTA: Nugent has already practiced his presidential campaign slogan. "Hi, I'm Ted Nugent; I have nine children from seven women, and I'm running for president,"

So he is practicing the way of the Christian Bible then... Good for him.
Maybe he also read about the miscarriage abortion that is stated in the bible too.
Stand in the church and the priest gives the woman a potion of a plant, along with dirt off the floor of the temple and her belly shall swell and then miscarriage.

/look it up yourself ya filthy sodomite(spoiled Rich people) Christians.
 
2013-07-03 05:36:13 PM
This campaign will go kamikaze from the hundredth floor. Swan dive to the street.

/do it, dog
//dog
///dog eat dog
 
2013-07-03 05:39:37 PM

EyeballKid: Or even just a little bit celebrity, for that matter.


It's the only thing going for Dean Cain these days.
 
2013-07-03 05:56:52 PM

Bloody William: EyeballKid: Now, watch carefully as this rare phenomenon unfolds: the conservative's perception of himself is about to meet head-on with reality, with messy results for certain. I mean like, trying to explain why you crapped your pants to avoid the draft and later tried to adopt a child you were banging messy.

It's what happens when an unstoppable force meets an insufferable asshole.


Unstoppable Force I. A.?
 
2013-07-03 06:12:54 PM
"You know what you should do, Ted? You should run for president."
"Will I make money doing it?"
"Oh motherfarkerloads, Ted."
"Let's do it!"
 
2013-07-03 06:17:01 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: BMFPitt: And there would probably still be more than one person more insane than him in the primaries.

[www.jonathanrosenbaum.com image 460x307]


You would call the runner-up in the GOP primaries insane?

Carry on, then...
 
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