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(SlashFilm)   Sharknado is coming. Candygram, whoosh   (slashfilm.com) divider line 24
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2013-07-03 01:05:10 PM  
6 votes:
I think animal + natural disaster will be the next big thing. I have an idea about a New England coastal town terrorized by giant crabs brought up from the ocean floor by a series of freak tremors in the Atlantic basin. I'd call it...Crab Quakes.
2013-07-03 04:22:33 PM  
3 votes:
Clearly most of you don't understand the very real science behind this.

First, the near-surface sharks heat up and evaporate, ascending into the atmosphere. During a mesocyclone event, the "dorsal fin downdraft" -- hereafter DFD -- focuses the rotating shark-filled cloud base into an increasingly smaller area. Low pressure is created from this DFD, which pulls the condensation down and funnels it into a visible sharknado (Brody & Quint, 1975). When the inflow of warm, moist sharks is fully cut off by the DFD, the sharknado then dissipates, the remaining creatures falling to earth as a quite literal "rain of terror".

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2013-07-03 03:54:52 PM  
3 votes:
A sheriff of a New England coastal town fights off an invasion of a large crustacean. Dwayne Johnson stars in "Rock Lobsta".
2013-07-03 03:04:17 PM  
3 votes:
Go home SyFy, you're drunk.
2013-07-03 02:32:13 PM  
3 votes:
I'd like to have been a fly on the wall during THAT brainstorm session.

Bossman: Ok folks...we need to put out a new movie for July. Ideas?

Nick: How about a good old fashion natural disaster movie? You know...tornadoes...or...

Sheila: Ooh! Not just tornadoes, but SUPER tornadoes! And not in America's breadbasket, but
somewhere unexpected, like Vegas or Los Angeles...

Bridget: I don't know...I kind of like the idea of some kind of animal disaster. Killer locusts, rabid
pigeons, that sort of thing. Or how about a West Coast Jaws kind of thing?

Nick & Sheila: I like tornadoes better.

Bridget: But...SHARKS!

N & S: Tornadoes!

Bridget: Sharks!

Melvin the copy guy: (muttering) Sharknado

N & S & B: Shut UP Melvin!

Bossman: Whatsyername, son?

Melvin: Uh...Melvin, sir.

Bossman: Right. Melvin - did I hear you right? Did you say...SHARKnado?

Melvin: Uh...yessir. Like these super tornadoes form out over the Pacific, picking up hundreds of
man-eating, pissed off sharks as the tornadoes move toward land. Then once they hit land, sharks
start getting flung out of the twisters...

N & S & B: Sharknado? How stu...

Bossman: Sharknado...I like it! You're a GOTdamn genius, Mark!

Melvin: Uh...I'm Melvin, sir...
2013-07-03 03:32:29 PM  
2 votes:

texdent: bearded clamorer: Could be worse.
Could be "Shartnado".

Or Shatnerado


SHATNERADO
WHY DON'T YOU FIX YOUR DEFLECTORS
YOU'VE BEEN IN UNCHARTED SECTORS FOR SO LONG NOW
2013-07-03 03:27:49 PM  
2 votes:

Saiga410: Now if the tornado runs over a laser factory and in that action imbeds lasers into the sharks heads we could be talking Oscars.


4.bp.blogspot.com

You have my attention
2013-07-03 02:23:23 PM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: I think animal + natural disaster will be the next big thing. I have an idea about a New England coastal town terrorized by giant crabs brought up from the ocean floor by a series of freak tremors in the Atlantic basin. I'd call it...Crab Quakes.


"Lobster Terrordore!"    (tm).
2013-07-03 02:09:48 PM  
2 votes:

texdent: bearded clamorer: Could be worse.
Could be "Shartnado".

Or Shatnerado


And instead of the sound of rushing wind and debris, it's one long played out KAAAAAAAAAAAHN.
2013-07-03 01:52:41 PM  
2 votes:
Could be worse.
Could be "Shartnado".
2013-07-03 05:05:40 PM  
1 votes:
I bet the book is better.
2013-07-03 04:54:31 PM  
1 votes:

Soulcatcher: Somaticasual: You know, at that point you could just replace sharks with any other heavy object of the same dimensions. Once they're flying at 150 mph, I don't think teeth and overall desired to shred are going to factor in as highly..

Whorenado


Oh god, that film company from yesterday's thread needs to hear that idea actually..

//"So sexy, it'll suck you in"...
//or "The ultimate whirlwind romance.."
2013-07-03 04:35:44 PM  
1 votes:
static.uglyhedgehog.com
2013-07-03 04:11:53 PM  
1 votes:

peterthx: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: //My grade-schooler is gonna love this flick

Isn't grade school a bit young for The Big Lebowski?


8 year olds, dude.
2013-07-03 03:11:44 PM  
1 votes:
I misread that an Snarkado.

Well, Jon Stewart is working on a movie.
2013-07-03 03:05:38 PM  
1 votes:

Gergesa: They haven't taken this far enough.  What they need to do is have the tornado swing through a nuclear power plant this giving us a nuclear sharknado.  The sharks will become hyper intelligent and use radioactive powers and control over weather to dominate the land and try to take over the world!!


That'll be the sequel, they have to leave something on the table.
2013-07-03 03:04:58 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Really? These people can't just step aside and let the stupid shark suffocate? Good lord people, find a basement and wait 10 minutes, How the Fark can even SciFi think this would make a movie that was anything but garbage?


www.flix66.com

Your argument is invalid
2013-07-03 03:00:08 PM  
1 votes:
"I've had it with these muthafarkin' sharks in this muthafarkin' tornado."
2013-07-03 02:52:44 PM  
1 votes:
Sure it sounds stupid, but it also sounds a lot less stupid than Twister was, with its "high tech" Christmas ornaments loaded into trash cans that required a pointless nine-step process just to get the lids off. (I'm just glad no one's making a Billnado movie, with giant tornadoes hurling dozens of drunk Bill Paxtons in all directions. Now THAT would be some scary sh*t!)
2013-07-03 02:43:25 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Really? These people can't just step aside and let the stupid shark suffocate? Good lord people, find a basement and wait 10 minutes, How the Fark can even SciFi think this would make a movie that was anything but garbage?


You scoff now, but wait until you're caught in a trailer in a crappy trailer park with no storm shelter, and a shark lands on your head!
2013-07-03 02:27:35 PM  
1 votes:
Another turd-de-force from the cinematic buttocks of SyFy? Was this gem filmed in southern Ontario like the others?
2013-07-03 02:12:13 PM  
1 votes:
I can't think of a scenario where a flying shark would be any more dangerous in an environment where pine needles can be threaded through telephone poles by a 300 mile per hour wind. The most I can come up with is maybe you're swimming in a pool and a shark is chunked in with you because you like to swim in extreme weather. If you wanted to stretch things a bit a shark could land on a shopping buggy and roll down the street chomping at old ladies, but if you ask me, any elderly not in a shelter during a tornado got it coming.
2013-07-03 02:02:32 PM  
1 votes:

bearded clamorer: Could be worse.
Could be "Shartnado".


Or Shatnerado
2013-07-03 01:45:44 PM  
1 votes:
Needs more cow.
 
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