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(SlashFilm)   Sharknado is coming. Candygram, whoosh   (slashfilm.com) divider line 72
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2013-07-03 04:11:53 PM

peterthx: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: //My grade-schooler is gonna love this flick

Isn't grade school a bit young for The Big Lebowski?


8 year olds, dude.
 
2013-07-03 04:15:32 PM
You know, at that point you could just replace sharks with any other heavy object of the same dimensions. Once they're flying at 150 mph, I don't think teeth and overall desired to shred are going to factor in as highly..
 
2013-07-03 04:17:43 PM

I Like Bread: texdent: bearded clamorer: Could be worse.
Could be "Shartnado".

Or Shatnerado

SHATNERADO
WHY DON'T YOU FIX YOUR DEFLECTORS
YOU'VE BEEN IN UNCHARTED SECTORS FOR SO LONG NOW


<applauds>
 
2013-07-03 04:18:55 PM

Mentalpatient87: peterthx: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: //My grade-schooler is gonna love this flick

Isn't grade school a bit young for The Big Lebowski?

8 year olds, dude.


I was referring to Sharknado, but a good idea is a good idea.
 
2013-07-03 04:20:53 PM

Mikey1969: EdgeRunner: but it also sounds a lot less stupid than Twister was

Um, no... Flying sharks that can kill you after getting sucked up out of the ocean in what ISN'T tornado country, and then staying alive the whole time in the air, with no water, and still able to be dangerous when they magically land on you?


Exactly. At no point is anyone going to ask you to believe anything shown in this crazy, silly, scripted by drunk five-yr-olds crapfest. Twister earnestly tried to sell itself as being well-researched and factual, which automatically made it a whole lot dumber.

That said, if this year's Shark Week includes a documentary on the wild life and times of sharknado chasers, I'm so there.
 
2013-07-03 04:22:33 PM
Clearly most of you don't understand the very real science behind this.

First, the near-surface sharks heat up and evaporate, ascending into the atmosphere. During a mesocyclone event, the "dorsal fin downdraft" -- hereafter DFD -- focuses the rotating shark-filled cloud base into an increasingly smaller area. Low pressure is created from this DFD, which pulls the condensation down and funnels it into a visible sharknado (Brody & Quint, 1975). When the inflow of warm, moist sharks is fully cut off by the DFD, the sharknado then dissipates, the remaining creatures falling to earth as a quite literal "rain of terror".

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 04:35:44 PM
static.uglyhedgehog.com
 
2013-07-03 04:38:45 PM

Somaticasual: You know, at that point you could just replace sharks with any other heavy object of the same dimensions. Once they're flying at 150 mph, I don't think teeth and overall desired to shred are going to factor in as highly..


Whorenado
 
2013-07-03 04:54:31 PM

Soulcatcher: Somaticasual: You know, at that point you could just replace sharks with any other heavy object of the same dimensions. Once they're flying at 150 mph, I don't think teeth and overall desired to shred are going to factor in as highly..

Whorenado


Oh god, that film company from yesterday's thread needs to hear that idea actually..

//"So sexy, it'll suck you in"...
//or "The ultimate whirlwind romance.."
 
2013-07-03 05:05:40 PM
I bet the book is better.
 
2013-07-03 06:05:15 PM

Somaticasual: Soulcatcher: Somaticasual: You know, at that point you could just replace sharks with any other heavy object of the same dimensions. Once they're flying at 150 mph, I don't think teeth and overall desired to shred are going to factor in as highly..

Whorenado

Oh god, that film company from yesterday's thread needs to hear that idea actually..

//"So sexy, it'll suck you in"...
//or "The ultimate whirlwind romance.."


I have seen this porn, go figure, it is called "Whoreacaine"
 
2013-07-03 07:16:22 PM

Just Arrived: Good to see Tara Reid is getting work.


Sharknados in Taradise?
 
2013-07-03 07:52:17 PM
www.violetandgold.com
 
2013-07-03 10:12:21 PM
I have a writer friend who came up with the idea for "Sharkalanche" several years ago when all this nonsense first started.  I told him he needed to write it up, but he didn't.  Now look what we missed out on.
 
2013-07-03 10:36:57 PM
YES.

SyFy has spawned a golden age of so-idiotic-they're-awesome creature flicks. Seriously...this sh*t is great and I have legitimate respect for the people cranking these out. Getting Tara Reid in it was a stroke of farking genius.
 
2013-07-03 10:52:29 PM

EdgeRunner: Mikey1969: EdgeRunner: but it also sounds a lot less stupid than Twister was

Um, no... Flying sharks that can kill you after getting sucked up out of the ocean in what ISN'T tornado country, and then staying alive the whole time in the air, with no water, and still able to be dangerous when they magically land on you?

Exactly. At no point is anyone going to ask you to believe anything shown in this crazy, silly, scripted by drunk five-yr-olds crapfest. Twister earnestly tried to sell itself as being well-researched and factual, which automatically made it a whole lot dumber.

That said, if this year's Shark Week includes a documentary on the wild life and times of sharknado chasers, I'm so there.


You forget the evil stormchasers that are out there. As Bill Paxton put it "They're only in it for the money!"

God I hate those farkers.
 
2013-07-04 01:52:06 AM
Don't you dumbasses know that it is entirely plausible for sharks to be in the clouds??

www.shadowlocked.com

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

reprog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-04 03:34:08 AM
¡ Squidcano!
 
2013-07-04 10:36:03 AM
So... Syfy canceled Mystery Science Theater 3000... For this...
 
2013-07-04 05:13:42 PM

Richard C Stanford: So... Syfy canceled Mystery Science Theater 3000... For this...


www.projecttwenty1.com
They just didn't care...
 
2013-07-04 05:46:52 PM

SirTanon: Mikey1969: Really? These people can't just step aside and let the stupid shark suffocate? Good lord people, find a basement and wait 10 minutes, How the Fark can even SciFi think this would make a movie that was anything but garbage?

[www.flix66.com image 400x514]

Your argument is invalid


I liked it better when it was a Dunkleosteus/octopus hybrid created by Italians pretending to be Floridians.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net

With Satanic string beans and deep-Lucifered potatoes.
 
2013-07-04 06:39:27 PM

Dinobot: [www.violetandgold.com image 800x1181]


It's a shark, get in the car?

/can't post tadaima.gif
 
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