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(Slate)   Ever wondered what Star Wars: ANH would sound like in Shakespearean blank verse? Well, wonder no longer   ( ) divider line 2
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2013-07-03 01:31:34 PM  
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Looking forward to the sequel (Spoilers!)


'Though masked go I, unmasked your hist'ry is:
Luke - I am your father. Thou knowst' it true --
Thy feelings search, the Force consult. Join me
And force combined, through Force, we'll force
Galaxy, Emperor, and Rebels all
submit to son and father joined in will.


Gadzooks!  Begone thou foul trickster! My hand
Thou has taken; never shall I join you.
Now only choice to me is but to die.
Releasing hold, I drop, perchance to fly.

(Luke falls from structure, intoether below)
2013-07-03 01:12:16 PM  
2 votes:
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

// skip to page 9 - it's where the tale begins
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