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(CNN)   Kite Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a woman who does exist. Hannah, a young surfer on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of waves who operate above the law   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Hannah Whiteley, piers  
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2013-07-03 11:16:21 AM  
She can wax my board, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
2013-07-03 11:18:11 AM  
Um, what?
2013-07-03 11:18:38 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: She can wax my board, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

oh most certainly, you'd like for her to wax philosophical before the board of directors for your closely held corporation, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
2013-07-03 11:19:01 AM  
The Knight Foundation is vaguely amused
2013-07-03 11:19:21 AM  
Da da da.. da da.

I'd show her my turbo boost.

/a short jump at dissapointly fast speed.
2013-07-03 11:25:29 AM  
Truly a heroine for our times.  She'll go down in history for her brave actions, I'm sure.
2013-07-03 11:28:40 AM  
My wife has been watching Knight Rider on Netflix recently. Show's predictably silly/terrible, but goddamn, 'Dat Themesong. I'd forgotten how good it is. Even when the synths get a little 80's-y, that staccato beat is just fantastic.
2013-07-03 11:29:24 AM  

Betacamman: The Knight Foundation is vaguely amused

Bonnie and Devin give this two thumbs up. KARR is not amused.
2013-07-03 11:33:12 AM  
Da da da daaaaaa, da da da daaaaa, da da da da da da... da da
2013-07-03 11:39:36 AM  
Wow, a UK post that omits smoking hot when it actually might apply.
2013-07-03 11:39:47 AM  
It was her smooth, lithe body, so ripe and soft, like a verdant meadow in late Spring that saved her. Her bosom, so full and firm, yet still youthful and filled with a quaking innocence was critical to her survival. Indeed, her lean yet strong thighs, toned from years of practicing her skills, and likewise, her feminine hands with a delicate softness but a deceptively strong grip, did carry her through this ordeal.
2013-07-03 11:40:39 AM  
That headline needs to be read in the best "Don LaFontaine" movie trailer voice-over voice.
2013-07-03 11:42:03 AM  
I'd show her the deep six.
2013-07-03 11:44:00 AM  
/how old is she now?
2013-07-03 11:44:11 AM
2013-07-03 12:00:49 PM  
No David Hasselhoff pictures?
Fark, I'm dissappoint.
2013-07-03 12:44:16 PM  
Nicely done, subs!
2013-07-03 12:54:15 PM
2013-07-03 01:20:42 PM

Proof that Chelsea Clinton was a clone.
2013-07-03 02:30:02 PM  
Suddenly I'm interested in kite surfing. hubba hubba
2013-07-03 02:42:01 PM  
Rochelle, Rochelle?
2013-07-03 03:17:56 PM  
She was born March 1, 1992.   No need to have a seat over there on this one.
2013-07-03 08:13:13 PM  
So does the Kite speak snarkily on the situation?
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