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(Planet Ivy)   New research proves that, once and for all, your balls can officially taste things   (planetivy.com) divider line 46
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2013-07-03 12:08:06 PM  
These are Farkers. Their balls aren't touching anything.
 
2013-07-03 12:26:47 PM  
Balls to Ass!?!
 
2013-07-03 12:29:08 PM  

WelldeadLink: These are Farkers. Their balls aren't touching anything.


The bitter taste of loneliness.
 
2013-07-03 12:29:10 PM  
www.thetick.ws

a single, individually wrapped, processed cheese slice
 
2013-07-03 12:29:14 PM  
So that's why I could never get that pants flavor out of my mouth for my entire life.
 
2013-07-03 12:29:42 PM  
I wonder what Farkers will do with this information this weekend...
 
2013-07-03 12:30:56 PM  
That would explain why I can always tell when my balls are hot and sweaty.
 
2013-07-03 12:33:23 PM  
I get it. So when people say my cooking "tastes like balls" they mean it is succulent and flavorful. yes??
 
2013-07-03 12:33:52 PM  
Well, well, well. The shoe's on the other foot now.

/what?
 
2013-07-03 12:34:31 PM  
If taste-receptors are in our balls then females shouldn't be able to taste things (due to their lack of nuttage).
One less excuse for denying us the beej & teabaggin' - am I right, ladies?
 
2013-07-03 12:34:32 PM  
Tell your mom she needs mouthwash.
 
2013-07-03 12:35:12 PM  
Rumor has it that Icy Hot is really sweet when applied to your balls.
 
2013-07-03 12:35:28 PM  
Why does the anus need to taste anything? Doesn't make sense!
 
2013-07-03 12:38:29 PM  
Testies receptors?

/like submitter's mom?
 
2013-07-03 12:39:15 PM  

basemetal: Testes receptors?

/like submitter's mom?


/fark!
 
2013-07-03 12:41:02 PM  
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2013-07-03 12:42:24 PM  

basemetal: Testies receptors?



Test DEZ receptors!
 
2013-07-03 12:43:38 PM  
So can your pancreas.  Big deal.
 
2013-07-03 12:43:59 PM  
Based on this past weekend, I can say with certainty that this news has not yet made its way to wineries.
 
2013-07-03 12:48:53 PM  
So they can taste the wall?
 
2013-07-03 12:49:16 PM  
That's why I like to dip them in things.
 
GBB
2013-07-03 12:53:49 PM  
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I can't taste anything down there anymore.
 
2013-07-03 12:57:13 PM  
Abstract: "TAS1R taste receptors and their associated heterotrimeric G protein gustducin are involved in sugar and amino acid sensing in taste cells and in the gastrointestinal tract. They are also strongly expressed in testis and sperm, but their functions in these tissues were previously unknown."

So receptors involved in sensing have multiple roles in different parts of the body? No - farking - way. CSB
 
2013-07-03 12:59:32 PM  
New and busted: your balls tasting things.
Old hotness: things tasting your balls.
 
2013-07-03 01:13:07 PM  
www.blogcdn.com

I wanna dip my balls in it!!!
 
2013-07-03 01:18:54 PM  
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This skit suddenly has new meaning.
 
2013-07-03 01:29:24 PM  
Something tastes like ass...taint funny.
 
2013-07-03 01:37:05 PM  

mroddcomments: Why does the anus need to taste anything? Doesn't make sense!


To serve as a reminder not to eat Taco Bell daily.
 
2013-07-03 01:51:46 PM  
 
2013-07-03 02:05:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 02:14:30 PM  
Well, how do my balls taste?
 
2013-07-03 02:20:00 PM  
I prefer the inverse.
 
PJ-
2013-07-03 02:54:24 PM  
'What are you doing?'
'Don't worry baby, just tasting your forehead.'
 
2013-07-03 02:55:35 PM  
really? i'm the first one to call a 'repeat' post?
 
2013-07-03 02:57:18 PM  
Nurse: "Now just lay right there and enjoy your coffee enema, Mr Braxton."

Mr Braxton: "Unhhh.... NNNuuuuuuhhh Nuuuhhhh!!!"

Nurse; " What's the matter Mr Braxton? Too hot?"

Mr. B: "Too sweet! Too sweet!!!"
 
2013-07-03 03:12:30 PM  
Looking back on my past loves, its become clear to me that my balls have poor taste.
 
2013-07-03 03:16:55 PM  
...so man up and quit refusing to kiss your girlfriend after she sucks you off. You should be used to the taste of your own stuff.
 
2013-07-03 03:28:32 PM  
*Eating sandwich*

*reads thread*

*thinks for a moment*

*drapes balls over sandwich*
 
2013-07-03 03:30:06 PM  

gglibertine: ...so man up and quit refusing to kiss your girlfriend after she sucks you off. You should be used to the taste of your own stuff.


Ever jerked it while lying down only to have a load rise high in the air, and then land in your mouth? Not fun, man. Not fun. But hey, better mine than some other guy's.
 
2013-07-03 03:30:25 PM  
So I was substituting for an 8th grade class. Last to leave was an African-American male and a white female. For whatever reason, the guy said "suck my balls!" to the girl. She gave me a "do something about that" look. In my sweetest most informative voice I said "That's called teabagging". The black almost died laughing and the girl gave me a "that doesn't help me" look.
Good times.
 
2013-07-03 03:33:08 PM  
"Honey, science says you can ..."

(whack)
 
2013-07-03 03:39:51 PM  
So that was my girls cherry lip balm!
 
2013-07-03 03:44:06 PM  
Can or may?
 
2013-07-03 03:50:48 PM  
I knew it!
 
2013-07-03 06:28:36 PM  
No wonder my dog spends so much time licking his balls. He tastes his balls, his balls taste him, he tastes his balls... He's caught in an endless loop, and I have to yell at him to make him stop.
 
2013-07-03 11:14:09 PM  

pseudoscience: Abstract: "TAS1R taste receptors and their associated heterotrimeric G protein gustducin are involved in sugar and amino acid sensing in taste cells and in the gastrointestinal tract. They are also strongly expressed in testis and sperm, but their functions in these tissues were previously unknown."

So receptors involved in sensing have multiple roles in different parts of the body? No - farking - way. CSB


That article is not ground breaking. I believe a cousin to Rick Romero wrote it...
 
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