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(Huffington Post)   Moments after being convicted of sodomizing a 14-year-old girl, a Missouri man said, "fark it," and popped a cyanide capsule in court   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 83
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2013-07-03 10:10:56 AM
14 votes:
and nothing of value was lost.
2013-07-03 10:50:25 AM
8 votes:
I'm OK with this. If only he'd done it before the trial, and saved the cost to the public. Or even better, before he attacked the girl.
2013-07-03 10:28:30 AM
7 votes:
I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.
2013-07-03 10:16:06 AM
7 votes:
At least he didn't blow his brains out and leave a huge mess for someone else to clean up, so he's got that going for him, which is nice.
2013-07-03 10:16:00 AM
5 votes:
How the f*ck did he get hold of one?
2013-07-03 10:13:18 AM
5 votes:
I really don't have a problem with that.
2013-07-03 10:50:31 AM
4 votes:
Everyone who is convicted of a crime with a prison sentence of longer than 10 years should be given the open of popping a cyanide pill if they want.

The state doesn't have to pay to jail them and they don't have to languish in prison.
2013-07-03 10:30:45 AM
4 votes:

R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.


Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.
2013-07-03 10:26:00 AM
4 votes:
Saved us a lot of money.
2013-07-03 11:29:10 AM
3 votes:

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


If a 14 year old of normal intelligence consents then the 14 year old's sex shouldn't matter, nor does the sex of the older person. (Note that I'm in favor of changing the age of consent laws, not performing UFIA on 5 year olds.)

And, again, a "pedophile" is someone who prefers sex with PRE-pubescent children. (Unlike me: I prefer my women to be around 25.)

Carth: Everyone who is convicted of a crime with a prison sentence of longer than 10 years should be given the open of popping a cyanide pill if they want.

The state doesn't have to pay to jail them and they don't have to languish in prison.


Agreed, though I wouldn't restrict it to longer than 10 years. And cyanide is actually very painful; there are better ways. I suggest peaceful voluntary euthanasia like "going home" in Soylent Green.

And people who get tired of being disgusted because hoi polloi can't learn to use a simple word like "pedophile" correctly should also be offered that option.

(No links this time: you farkers should me bright enough to look shiat up yourself.)
2013-07-03 11:15:31 AM
3 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

The broad has the maturity and understanding of what getting the dick means.  A young girl not so much.

It's a double standard that causes nobody harm.  So go forth young penises and have at the older broads.  You'll be better off for it anyway.


I mean, that's dumb logic, no offense. If the situation was reversed ONLY in that the sexes were reversed, the boy is "Fine" no problem?

A young girl doesn't have the maturity and understanding of what getting the dick means? But somehow the boy, who probably only just started getting wood, has the maturity and understanding of what giving the dick means?

You realize that women hit sexual maturity earlier than men, right?
2013-07-03 11:10:43 AM
3 votes:
Next time, take the cyanide BEFORE raping someone.
2013-07-03 11:02:23 AM
3 votes:
I have no reason to believe it's the case here, but what if he was innocent killed himself because he feared beatings and rape in prision? All you assholes who cheer and joke about prison rape need to chew on that a while, then go shoot yourself. Rape is never appropriate or funny.
2013-07-03 10:57:33 AM
3 votes:

nekom: Carth: nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.

I wouldn't picture you for a statist.

I'm not speaking to whether or not he should be allowed to (he wasn't) because obviously that's not important (he did).  I'm just saying a swift (maybe, depending on the pill) death is the easy way out.  Were I the victim or a relative I don't think I'd appreciate that.  It's all moot anyway, any capable adult can off themselves at any time if they are hell bent on it, that's just a fact of life.


I see your point, but if it were one of my little girls, seeing that piece of filth die horribly in the courtroom would be an acceptable consolation prize.  Not to mention, you never know what might have happened on appeal.
2013-07-03 10:56:53 AM
3 votes:

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


Yeah, double standard and all that. But I really wonder...how often does that result in any emotional or physical damage at all to the male "victim?"

My guess is, verrrrrry rarely.
2013-07-03 10:54:02 AM
3 votes:

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


We get it, you're terribly upset at not being able to bang 14 year olds. Why do people insist on making that kind of statement all the time?..
2013-07-03 10:49:46 AM
3 votes:
guess he didn't want to get sodomized himself.
2013-07-03 10:49:06 AM
3 votes:
So the guy finally showed some consideration for others?
2013-07-03 10:49:03 AM
3 votes:
Hero tag? This man just saved us all a lot of time and money.
2013-07-03 10:29:20 AM
3 votes:

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.
2013-07-03 11:16:01 AM
2 votes:

the_rev: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yeah, double standard and all that. But I really wonder...how often does that result in any emotional or physical damage at all to the male "victim?"

My guess is, verrrrrry rarely.


I dunno; every guy I've ever met who had sex really young was an asshole to women and couldn't form lasting relationships. You get treated like meat, you tend to give it back.

/Or maybe the kind of guy in his early teens who is attractive to older women is a jerk to start with, and that's what they like.
2013-07-03 11:14:26 AM
2 votes:

mbillips: Sex with a post-pubescent isn't pedophilia. It's shenanigans, but it's not pedophilia. Most 14-year-olds aren't children who lack a sex drive. My grandmother and two of my great-grandmothers were married by age 14. Half of all kids aged 15-19 in the U.S. have had oral sex. "Statutory sodomy" probably means she gave him a blowjob (statutory sodomy is defined as "deviate sexual intercourse with another person who is less than 14 years old" in the Missouri criminal code).

I'm not saying what he did shouldn't be illegal; I'm just saying it's very different from buggering an 8-year-old.


This

Some of those 14 year olds can easily pass off for older as well. I was in school dancing at a club on the north end of Chicago years ago and started to get hot and heavy with this girl on the floor. Things are awesome I get her back to my place and we do our thing and its a great awesome night. Wake up the next day and she's asking me for a ride after breakfast, I'm like yeah sure where you need to go?

"Ohh I have band practice today can you drop me off at my school?"
"Band practice?"
"Yeah I play in  it"
"How old are you?"
"16"

So it does happen
2013-07-03 11:12:30 AM
2 votes:
Selfish fark couldn't kill himself before the trial and spare the 14 year old the trauma of a court case?

angrycrank: Next time, take the cyanide BEFORE raping someone.


Even better.
2013-07-03 11:09:53 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.

Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.


Sex with a post-pubescent isn't pedophilia. It's shenanigans, but it's not pedophilia. Most 14-year-olds aren't children who lack a sex drive. My grandmother and two of my great-grandmothers were married by age 14. Half of all kids aged 15-19 in the U.S. have had oral sex. "Statutory sodomy" probably means she gave him a blowjob (statutory sodomy is defined as "deviate sexual intercourse with another person who is less than 14 years old" in the Missouri criminal code).

I'm not saying what he did shouldn't be illegal; I'm just saying it's very different from buggering an 8-year-old.
2013-07-03 11:06:11 AM
2 votes:
Nice! And he paid for the cyanide himself
2013-07-03 11:03:36 AM
2 votes:

R.A.Danny: Saved us a lot of money.


I can see Corrections Corporation of America lobbying Congress to outlaw Cyanid to prevent their profit centers from killing themselves.
2013-07-03 11:02:21 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


The broad has the maturity and understanding of what getting the dick means.  A young girl not so much.

It's a double standard that causes nobody harm.  So go forth young penises and have at the older broads.  You'll be better off for it anyway.
2013-07-03 11:02:06 AM
2 votes:
"Sodomizing" is so non-specific.  Can't we have separate words for oral and anal?  How are we supposed to get our dose of fap imagery outrage from these daily, descriptive sex-crime reports if we don't even know what was done?
2013-07-03 10:58:41 AM
2 votes:

ihatebuttsex: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Not me.  I'm totally against sodomy.


"aptronym"
2013-07-03 10:57:36 AM
2 votes:
Thus, saving the taxpayers in his state approx $45K annually.

Well done (dead) sir!
2013-07-03 10:55:21 AM
2 votes:

Carth: nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.

I wouldn't picture you for a statist.


I'm not speaking to whether or not he should be allowed to (he wasn't) because obviously that's not important (he did).  I'm just saying a swift (maybe, depending on the pill) death is the easy way out.  Were I the victim or a relative I don't think I'd appreciate that.  It's all moot anyway, any capable adult can off themselves at any time if they are hell bent on it, that's just a fact of life.
2013-07-03 10:53:43 AM
2 votes:
github.com
2013-07-03 10:52:35 AM
2 votes:
To all the pervs out there, please note that this is what we expect of you from now on.
2013-07-03 10:50:33 AM
2 votes:

R.A.Danny: Saved us a lot of money.


For reals.  I am opposed to the death penalty, but when a piece of shiat like this decides to exercise the "opt out" clause, I'm down with it.
2013-07-03 10:48:40 AM
2 votes:
Smart move on his part.  The only ones objecting are the ones that "want closure".

/Uhm, you just got it.
2013-07-03 10:33:52 AM
2 votes:
I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.
2013-07-03 10:16:45 AM
2 votes:
Nary a fark was given.
2013-07-03 02:32:56 PM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: lack of warmth: browneye:

If he was guilty, then the only problem I have with his suicide is that he didn't do it before trial so as to save the tax payers some money.

It was the one decent thing a federal prosecuting attorney from FL did after being arrested in MI for soliciting a five yro for sex did, he hanged himself before trial.

citation: John David R. Atchison

Does anybody really advertise to pimp out their real 5 year old or are they all cops or cop-helpers? Jeez, what a dummy. A federal prosecutor should know better than that at least.

If anybody claiming to be 17 years, 11 months and 3 weeks old sent me a BIE and an RSVP my reply would be "Hello officer! So you've solved all the murders, robberies and rapes in your jurisdiction, I take it?"

I'd want to see clear and legible scans of an officially issued photo ID, a Social Security card, and a bill or official letter sent to you at the address on the ID before I'll conduct any correspondance rated higher than G. And get them suckers notarized.

...Well, I'm waiting...


*crickets*


The case I was referring to was one of several linked by an investigation starting with a woman who was actually trying to pimp her children.  She herself was a hooker and thought the kids should pitch in.  The case against her directly, involved her telling an undercover officer that if the five yro wouldn't cooperate then the mom would hold the girl down for him.  After her arrest the detectives involved did something smart and used her computer persona to catch a few other potential perverts.  I am not sure how many they caught in total, but John Atchison's arrest and later demise was all over our local news.  They never said they used her site, but it doesn't take much to realize her and John's arrest isn't just coincidence being only two months apart.  I don't think they were concerned about revealing their hand towards suspects, since the guys they were arresting all traveled in from other states.  I think they were more worried about folks getting all butt hurt about them using the small kids as bait.  No one got butt hurt over Atchison's death.  So yes, online soliciting five year olds is an all too real of a thing.
2013-07-03 01:55:41 PM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: The One True TheDavid: Great Janitor:

Beatings and anal rape is prisons is a fact. Don't like it, stay the fark out of prison.  That's what I've been doing and it seems to be working.

Maybe we should ask you what you do with all the witnesses.

Accidents happen.


Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean nose-hair filtered coffee off a laptop keyboard? YUCK.
2013-07-03 01:15:04 PM
1 votes:
To reiterate and simplify, sodomy is anything that isn't plain old vanilla missionary style banging. You're welcome.
2013-07-03 01:10:23 PM
1 votes:

elchupacabra: Seat's Taken: AndreMA: elchupacabra: AndreMA: ChipNASA: AndreMA: I have no reason to believe it's the case here, but what if he was innocent killed himself because he feared beatings and rape in prision? All you assholes who cheer and joke about prison rape need to chew on that a while, then go shoot yourself. Rape is never appropriate or funny.

May you be wrongly arrested and placed in a cell with 5 well-endowed men with a supply of Viagra.

Ah, so NOW it's appropriate!

hy·per·bo·le
/hīˈpərbəlē/
Noun
Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.

/Figures of speech. How the fark do they work?

You are full of it, man.  You should of just ate the crow, now you just look like a self-righteous dbag.  And here you are trying to be serious with other commenters and anything you've said has now been completely discredited as it appears you are the type who is "never wrong".

Oh wow, never even saw their response.  Yeah, you can't wish rape on someone else when you're arguing that it's never appropriate to wish rape on someone else.

Too bad there's no "Penalty Box" in Fark.  It would be good to put some people in a box here.


Perhaps you're simply too young to be familiar with Johnny Carson and Carnac the Magnificent. Most people of my generation (I'm 52) or older would recognize the format "May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits" that I was using as a humorous cliche.
2013-07-03 01:01:04 PM
1 votes:

Seat's Taken: You are full of it, man. You should of just ate the crow, now you just look like a self-righteous dbag. And here you are trying to be serious with other commenters and anything you've said has now been completely discredited as it appears you are the type who is "never wrong".


See my other posts in this thread. At least twice people have pointed out flaws in my ideas and I've acknowledged them and thanked them.

You seem to have a strange definition of 'the type who is "never wrong"'
2013-07-03 12:58:55 PM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: As for prisoners not telling other inmates, that already happens. Prison Guards can not tell fellow prisoners what inmates are in for. But, prisoners are allowed magazines, radios, televisions, contact with family and friends, and that's how prisoners find out what others are convicted of, aside from the prisoner just telling. This guy's name popping up in the news is what would have doomed him to prison justice.


I was throwing out ideas; thanks for poking holes in them. I guess the issue you raise could be alleviated in large measure by permitting prisoners to choose pseudonyms upon incarceration, but that seems unlikely to fly ("you're giving them aliases? are you insane?")
2013-07-03 12:37:58 PM
1 votes:

Poowaddins: ph0rk: In Missouri, married persons cannot file complaints for rape (566.030) and are considered property that always consents to sexual use. Married persons also cannot file complaints for forcible sodomy.

Woah woah woah....so in Missouri, a wife cannot claim she was raped by her husband because she is his property? I'm sure the inverse is also true, wives raping husbands, but under most normal circumstances all things being equal I don't see how a woman can overpower a man and it not affect his ability to maintain an erection (i.e. drugs to subdue).

Remind me to stay the hell out of Missouri.


I hope that that's one of those archaic laws that is never paid any attention to.

I'd love to see legislatures (Federal and State) required to repeal one law for each one they pass in order to weed out that garbage...
2013-07-03 12:33:07 PM
1 votes:

Poowaddins: Woah woah woah....so in Missouri, a wife cannot claim she was raped by her husband because she is his property? I'm sure the inverse is also true, wives raping husbands, but under most normal circumstances all things being equal I don't see how a woman can overpower a man and it not affect his ability to maintain an erection (i.e. drugs to subdue).


Bit of a tangent, but continuing any sexual contact after one party says "stop" is rape, isn't it (In common usage, not in MO)? Women can rape men just fine, and dude has to sleep sometime.
2013-07-03 12:32:21 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: AndreMA: Admittedly prison safety is a tough problem. Here's one idea: don't let the guards or prison administrators know what the prisoner was convicted of beyond "Level 3 Felony" or whatever the nomenclature is. Make it a firing offense for a guard to inquire, even online.* A "violent" qualifier would be appropriate so that guards can be a bit safer, and if parole hearings involve prison employees that would need to change. The prisoner can tell whatever lie he likes to other prisoners about "what they're in for".

Here's the problem with that. It would only work if the prison existed in isolation and prisoners had no visitors. Family members will tell prisoners what other prisoners are in for. Prison is a very gossipy place.


That's a very valid point.
2013-07-03 12:30:06 PM
1 votes:

ph0rk: In Missouri, married persons cannot file complaints for rape (566.030) and are considered property that always consents to sexual use. Married persons also cannot file complaints for forcible sodomy.


Woah woah woah....so in Missouri, a wife cannot claim she was raped by her husband because she is his property? I'm sure the inverse is also true, wives raping husbands, but under most normal circumstances all things being equal I don't see how a woman can overpower a man and it not affect his ability to maintain an erection (i.e. drugs to subdue).

Remind me to stay the hell out of Missouri.
2013-07-03 12:30:06 PM
1 votes:

AndreMA: Admittedly prison safety is a tough problem. Here's one idea: don't let the guards or prison administrators know what the prisoner was convicted of beyond "Level 3 Felony" or whatever the nomenclature is. Make it a firing offense for a guard to inquire, even online.* A "violent" qualifier would be appropriate so that guards can be a bit safer, and if parole hearings involve prison employees that would need to change. The prisoner can tell whatever lie he likes to other prisoners about "what they're in for".


Here's the problem with that. It would only work if the prison existed in isolation and prisoners had no visitors. Family members will tell prisoners what other prisoners are in for. Prison is a very gossipy place.
2013-07-03 12:28:23 PM
1 votes:
Death is the only true freedom.
2013-07-03 12:27:50 PM
1 votes:

semiotix: Flakeloaf: Why not? A prison is a closed system with a finite number of people inside.

Finite, yes. Small, no. And in the US, that large finite number is often much greater than the number the prison was designed to safely hold.

I'm not agreeing with anyone who shrugs their shoulders at prison violence--just saying it's not a simple problem, especially considering the limited resources available for making things better for prisoners.


Given that the US prison population dwarfs those of other nations (proportionally) and we consider ourselves the leaders of the free world, inhumane treatment of prisoners is inexcusable.

It isn't like we don't have the money.
2013-07-03 12:26:54 PM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: Great Janitor: AndreMA: I have no reason to believe it's the case here, but what if he was innocent killed himself because he feared beatings and rape in prision? All you assholes who cheer and joke about prison rape need to chew on that a while, then go shoot yourself. Rape is never appropriate or funny.

Beatings and anal rape is prisons is a fact. Don't like it, stay the fark out of prison. That's what I've been doing and it seems to be working,

As for the "what about those who are innocent..." That's more of a debate about overhauling our justice system. We are to have a system where you are innocent until proven guilty and a conviction is only to be granted to those who's innocence can not be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Both of which aren't true. More often than not the defendant is viewed as guilty at the moment of arrest, even by the jury. The jury really is full of those who are too dumb to not get out of it which means that conviction is based upon 12 morons.

I'm sure the several hundred exonerated death-row inmates intended to stay out of prison too. I certainly agree that we need juries that take their duties more seriously... but when the State incarcerates someone they assume responsibility for providing a reasonably safe and healthy environment. The prevalence of prison beatings and rapes suggests that the State is incompetent.

That they cannot practically be held accountable for those failures is in itself a miscarriage of justice.

I view prison safety as an almost impossibility. If someone is in prison for life with no chance of parole, what motivation does that person have to not beat the shiat out of other inmates? Someone goes in, innocent or not, convicted of child rape and the other inmates beat his ass for that, are the guards expected to put their safety at risk for a child raper? Should prisons be segregated, separate but equal, to avoid any and all racial violence?

I don't view what happens in prisons as a miscarriage of ...


Thanks for discussing it rationally, unlike some who are now ignored with a "Rape Apologist" notation.

Admittedly prison safety is a tough problem. Here's one idea: don't let the guards or prison administrators know what the prisoner was convicted of beyond "Level 3 Felony" or whatever the nomenclature is. Make it a firing offense for a guard to inquire, even online.* A "violent" qualifier would be appropriate so that guards can be a bit safer, and if parole hearings involve prison employees that would need to change. The prisoner can tell whatever lie he likes to other prisoners about "what they're in for".

As to segregation to prevent racial violence, I'd be in favor of that for those who've displayed a history of racial violence either in prison or before (another qualifier the guards can know about)

The prevalence of contraband drugs and cellphones inside prisons suggests to me that much more can be done to ensure safety... both for prisoners and guards.
---
* hey, if DoD can instruct its personnel to not read newspaper articles that contain classified information that's been leaked, prisons can restrict guards from researching prisoners
2013-07-03 12:24:38 PM
1 votes:

Flakeloaf: Why not? A prison is a closed system with a finite number of people inside.


Finite, yes. Small, no. And in the US, that large finite number is often much greater than the number the prison was designed to safely hold.

I'm not agreeing with anyone who shrugs their shoulders at prison violence--just saying it's not a simple problem, especially considering the limited resources available for making things better for prisoners.
2013-07-03 12:07:08 PM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: I don't view what happens in prisons as a miscarriage of justice.  I think that is expecting the impossible from the state.


That is patently absurd. We have maximum security and solitary confinement - the only reason we have communal showers, mess halls, etc, is because it is cheaper.

What would also be cheaper would be limiting those sent to prisons to only those that society absolutely requires be kept there.
PJ-
2013-07-03 11:56:18 AM
1 votes:
I've never understood why capital punishment is not acceptable these days.  Last I heard it was too inhumane to kill someone for crimes they committed, to which I ask, it's more humane to lock them up in a small cage, surrounded by other animals looking to stab/rape/extort you?  Hm, interesting what humane is considered these days.

I say the same thing about suicide.  Sure, it hurts people around you, but in all honesty, it's my life, if I chose to end it at 40, what's it to you?  Right, you can decide if I want to live, and if I want to end my life early, you will once again stick me in a cage surrounded by people who want to stab/rape/extort me.
2013-07-03 11:37:24 AM
1 votes:

ph0rk: Molavian: angrycrank: Next time, take the cyanide BEFORE raping someone.

I missed where it said he raped her.  I looked elsewhere and couldn't find it, either.  Anyone have links that says this was forced?

I have some stories a lot like Crazy's.  Picked up a 15 year old in a college bar once, and actually started dating a girl who was 17 before I found out how old she was.

It is listed as statutory sodomy. I wonder what that means in Missouri - in NC it includes mouth and hand stuff, or used to.


It's defined as "deviate sexual intercourse," whatever that means. I'm sure it's been defined in case law, but it's not spelled out in the code.
2013-07-03 11:34:39 AM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Ambitwistor: His last words:  "In the immortal words of Socrates, who said ... I drank what?"

I heart that movie.


me too.
2013-07-03 11:34:24 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: just to be clear: the legal definition of "sodomy" can include oral sex.


In Missouri it includes handjobs.
2013-07-03 11:34:01 AM
1 votes:
just to be clear: the legal definition of "sodomy" can include oral sex.
2013-07-03 11:33:35 AM
1 votes:

Ambitwistor: His last words:  "In the immortal words of Socrates, who said ... I drank what?"


I heart that movie.
2013-07-03 11:33:00 AM
1 votes:

ph0rk: "Man who poisoned himself with cyanide in courtroom faced max of 7 years"

Hrm, not entirely sure that was cyanide-worthy.


7 years in jail and a lifetime as a registered sex offender.  I'd kill myself to avoid that.  I'd also not rape someone to avoid it, so I have that going for me.
2013-07-03 11:29:26 AM
1 votes:
That should be an option in every felony conviction.

Door #1: Life in prison
Door #2: Death sentence
Door #3: DIY right here, right now. We'll even provide the cup of water and the adult diaper.
2013-07-03 11:28:04 AM
1 votes:

TommyJReed: This happened about a year ago in Arizona.
I wonder if we have a new trend forming.


Wall Street traders, and pedos. I like this trend.
2013-07-03 11:13:18 AM
1 votes:

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


Oh wow, nobody's ever pointed that out before.
2013-07-03 11:12:51 AM
1 votes:
I wish the other pedophiles would follow his lead

/and all the other scum like them
//would save so much money
///no justice, I know, but I'm the bad guy for wanting that
2013-07-03 11:12:02 AM
1 votes:

AndreMA: I have no reason to believe it's the case here, but what if he was innocent killed himself because he feared beatings and rape in prision? All you assholes who cheer and joke about prison rape need to chew on that a while, then go shoot yourself. Rape is never appropriate or funny.


Beatings and anal rape is prisons is a fact. Don't like it, stay the fark out of prison.  That's what I've been doing and it seems to be working,

As for the "what about those who are innocent..."  That's more of a debate about overhauling our justice system.  We are to have a system where you are innocent until proven guilty and a conviction is only to be granted to those who's innocence can not be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.  Both of which aren't true.  More often than not the defendant is viewed as guilty at the moment of arrest, even by the jury.  The jury really is full of those who are too dumb to not get out of it which means that conviction is based upon 12 morons.
2013-07-03 11:11:35 AM
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R.A.Danny:
NewportBarGuy: Have you met my wife, Svetlana?

Better check your purchase, they sent me Stevelana last time.


And you've been drinking vodak, watching movies with explosions, and doing unnecessary but cool projects with tools together ever since.  "Mail Order Bro". I am envious.
2013-07-03 11:08:42 AM
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Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?


I'm more along the lines of wondering who makes these things. Can't be very profitable when there's no repeat business.
2013-07-03 11:05:26 AM
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nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.


Sorry, dead is dead. Jesus, some people really are never happy. Fark it, it's over, the dude died for his crime, even if it was self inflicted. Move on.

BTW: A death penalty death is "swift" also. Probably actually better than popping a cyanide pill, since the first thing they do with lethal injection is give you something for the pain.
2013-07-03 11:01:25 AM
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James!: I really don't have a problem with that.


Yeah, but is the family of the girl going to start biatching now? I never understand people who have a problem with the defendant dying before sitting in prison. To me, dead is dead, and the guy is done committing crimes, I get no joy out of incarcerated people. I get no joy out of people getting the death penalty either, so there's that...
2013-07-03 11:00:49 AM
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Uranus Is Huge!: They're next to the Mini-Altoids at convenience store counters.


I'm not convinced they're not the same thing.
2013-07-03 10:58:57 AM
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And I hope this becomes a trend.
2013-07-03 10:58:21 AM
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Well, I guess it's cheaper.
2013-07-03 10:56:21 AM
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nekom: Were I the victim or a relative I don't think I'd appreciate that.


Especially since he chose it, not the state.
2013-07-03 10:55:13 AM
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media.tumblr.com
2013-07-03 10:53:40 AM
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xanadian: "What about poison pizza?"


Nah, I don't like DOmino's.
2013-07-03 10:53:24 AM
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Aarontology: R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.

Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.


Felcome to wark?
2013-07-03 10:51:10 AM
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Aarontology: R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.

Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.


is ephbophilia okay?
2013-07-03 10:47:11 AM
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s.mcstatic.com
2013-07-03 10:41:19 AM
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nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.


and for some reason the other convicts are especially hard on child molesters.
2013-07-03 10:33:37 AM
1 votes:

Aarontology: R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.

Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.


We are.
2013-07-03 10:26:38 AM
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NewportBarGuy: Have you met my wife, Svetlana?


Better check your purchase, they sent me Stevelana last time.
2013-07-03 10:22:33 AM
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markie_farkie:So in related news, you can order and get cyanide almost like pizza.

you'll be dead in thirty seconds or it's free!
2013-07-03 10:19:01 AM
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Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?


RTFA?  There's an imbedded link to another article.. He ordered some and had it overnighted to his work.

So in related news, you can order and get cyanide almost like pizza.
 
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