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(Huffington Post)   Moments after being convicted of sodomizing a 14-year-old girl, a Missouri man said, "fark it," and popped a cyanide capsule in court   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 250
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2013-07-03 10:56:29 AM  
This happened about a year ago in Arizona.
I wonder if we have a new trend forming.
 
2013-07-03 10:56:53 AM  

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


Yeah, double standard and all that. But I really wonder...how often does that result in any emotional or physical damage at all to the male "victim?"

My guess is, verrrrrry rarely.
 
2013-07-03 10:57:23 AM  
"It's not common to see someone just fall over dead in the courtroom even though they've just been found guilty of a crime," Sheriff Darrin White, who was in the courtroom when the verdict was read, told Fox4KC.

I like the fact that this puzzles Darrin, as if he were genuinely disturbed that God doesn't insta-smite everyone after the guilty verdict.
 
2013-07-03 10:57:33 AM  

nekom: Carth: nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.

I wouldn't picture you for a statist.

I'm not speaking to whether or not he should be allowed to (he wasn't) because obviously that's not important (he did).  I'm just saying a swift (maybe, depending on the pill) death is the easy way out.  Were I the victim or a relative I don't think I'd appreciate that.  It's all moot anyway, any capable adult can off themselves at any time if they are hell bent on it, that's just a fact of life.


I see your point, but if it were one of my little girls, seeing that piece of filth die horribly in the courtroom would be an acceptable consolation prize.  Not to mention, you never know what might have happened on appeal.
 
2013-07-03 10:57:36 AM  
Thus, saving the taxpayers in his state approx $45K annually.

Well done (dead) sir!
 
2013-07-03 10:57:58 AM  

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


Not me.  I'm totally against sodomy.
 
2013-07-03 10:58:21 AM  
Well, I guess it's cheaper.
 
2013-07-03 10:58:41 AM  

ihatebuttsex: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Not me.  I'm totally against sodomy.


"aptronym"
 
2013-07-03 10:58:57 AM  
And I hope this becomes a trend.
 
2013-07-03 10:59:58 AM  

ihatebuttsex: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Not me.  I'm totally against sodomy.


That goes without saying
 
2013-07-03 11:00:15 AM  

Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?


They're next to the Mini-Altoids at convenience store counters.
 
2013-07-03 11:00:49 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: They're next to the Mini-Altoids at convenience store counters.


I'm not convinced they're not the same thing.
 
2013-07-03 11:01:25 AM  

James!: I really don't have a problem with that.


Yeah, but is the family of the girl going to start biatching now? I never understand people who have a problem with the defendant dying before sitting in prison. To me, dead is dead, and the guy is done committing crimes, I get no joy out of incarcerated people. I get no joy out of people getting the death penalty either, so there's that...
 
2013-07-03 11:02:06 AM  
"Sodomizing" is so non-specific.  Can't we have separate words for oral and anal?  How are we supposed to get our dose of fap imagery outrage from these daily, descriptive sex-crime reports if we don't even know what was done?
 
2013-07-03 11:02:21 AM  

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


The broad has the maturity and understanding of what getting the dick means.  A young girl not so much.

It's a double standard that causes nobody harm.  So go forth young penises and have at the older broads.  You'll be better off for it anyway.
 
2013-07-03 11:02:23 AM  
I have no reason to believe it's the case here, but what if he was innocent killed himself because he feared beatings and rape in prision? All you assholes who cheer and joke about prison rape need to chew on that a while, then go shoot yourself. Rape is never appropriate or funny.
 
2013-07-03 11:03:09 AM  

Raging Thespian: [stevenbenjamin.weebly.com image 425x188]

Careful, it doesn't always work.


I didn't think it was possible for Javier Bardem to be any uglier than he already was.  I stand corrected.
 
2013-07-03 11:03:36 AM  

R.A.Danny: Saved us a lot of money.


I can see Corrections Corporation of America lobbying Congress to outlaw Cyanid to prevent their profit centers from killing themselves.
 
2013-07-03 11:05:23 AM  
Parsons placed an overnight delivery of cyanide on June 25, authorities told the St Joseph Post.

The preliminary coroner's report "found evidence of cyanide poisoning," according to the Post.

The investigation is ongoing, but White told the Post he expected the final forensic report to confirm Parsons' death was a suicide.


Now, now - let's not jump to any conclusions.
 
2013-07-03 11:05:26 AM  

nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.


Sorry, dead is dead. Jesus, some people really are never happy. Fark it, it's over, the dude died for his crime, even if it was self inflicted. Move on.

BTW: A death penalty death is "swift" also. Probably actually better than popping a cyanide pill, since the first thing they do with lethal injection is give you something for the pain.
 
2013-07-03 11:05:54 AM  

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


Not if she was sodomizing him.
 
2013-07-03 11:06:11 AM  
Nice! And he paid for the cyanide himself
 
2013-07-03 11:06:25 AM  
He ordered a big bucket of Astroglide at the same time in case the cyanide didn't arrive in time.
 
2013-07-03 11:06:43 AM  

Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?


my first thought.
 
2013-07-03 11:07:14 AM  
I see everything is covered.
 
2013-07-03 11:07:43 AM  
Cyanide's hella easy to make.  The world's 3rd most popular starch crop, cassava, contains the stuff naturally.
 
2013-07-03 11:08:22 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?

They're next to the Mini-Altoids at convenience store counters.


aka Plan C pills
 
2013-07-03 11:08:38 AM  

corronchilejano: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Not if she was sodomizing him.


You realize that oral sex is technically sodomy, right?
 
2013-07-03 11:08:42 AM  

Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?


I'm more along the lines of wondering who makes these things. Can't be very profitable when there's no repeat business.
 
2013-07-03 11:09:52 AM  
So you can order cyanide pills?  Is there any other use for a cyanide pill other than to kill yourself?


Just skirts all around those assisted suicide laws.
 
2013-07-03 11:09:53 AM  

Aarontology: R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.

Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.


Sex with a post-pubescent isn't pedophilia. It's shenanigans, but it's not pedophilia. Most 14-year-olds aren't children who lack a sex drive. My grandmother and two of my great-grandmothers were married by age 14. Half of all kids aged 15-19 in the U.S. have had oral sex. "Statutory sodomy" probably means she gave him a blowjob (statutory sodomy is defined as "deviate sexual intercourse with another person who is less than 14 years old" in the Missouri criminal code).

I'm not saying what he did shouldn't be illegal; I'm just saying it's very different from buggering an 8-year-old.
 
2013-07-03 11:09:56 AM  
Well, he was no Carl Panzram...
 
2013-07-03 11:10:22 AM  
I'm OK with this.
 
2013-07-03 11:10:43 AM  
Next time, take the cyanide BEFORE raping someone.
 
2013-07-03 11:11:02 AM  

the_rev: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yeah, double standard and all that. But I really wonder...how often does that result in any emotional or physical damage at all to the male "victim?"

My guess is, verrrrrry rarely.


I think the emotional damage is dependent on how the teacher looks.   Take the case of Debrah LaFave.   That poor kid is ruined for life.   He's never gonna have anything as fine as that again.
 
2013-07-03 11:11:10 AM  

Aarontology: R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.

Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.


im just pro-hotteacherphilia.

/i also have chronic spellingphiliarightphilia.
 
2013-07-03 11:11:28 AM  
Worthless pussy.
 
2013-07-03 11:11:35 AM  
R.A.Danny:
NewportBarGuy: Have you met my wife, Svetlana?

Better check your purchase, they sent me Stevelana last time.


And you've been drinking vodak, watching movies with explosions, and doing unnecessary but cool projects with tools together ever since.  "Mail Order Bro". I am envious.
 
2013-07-03 11:11:54 AM  
I entered this thread with an inventory of 24 farks.  Upon leaving I remain with a full complement of the same 24.  Apparently, nary a fark was given!
 
2013-07-03 11:12:02 AM  

AndreMA: I have no reason to believe it's the case here, but what if he was innocent killed himself because he feared beatings and rape in prision? All you assholes who cheer and joke about prison rape need to chew on that a while, then go shoot yourself. Rape is never appropriate or funny.


Beatings and anal rape is prisons is a fact. Don't like it, stay the fark out of prison.  That's what I've been doing and it seems to be working,

As for the "what about those who are innocent..."  That's more of a debate about overhauling our justice system.  We are to have a system where you are innocent until proven guilty and a conviction is only to be granted to those who's innocence can not be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.  Both of which aren't true.  More often than not the defendant is viewed as guilty at the moment of arrest, even by the jury.  The jury really is full of those who are too dumb to not get out of it which means that conviction is based upon 12 morons.
 
2013-07-03 11:12:02 AM  
Now that is how you make an exit!
 
2013-07-03 11:12:30 AM  
Selfish fark couldn't kill himself before the trial and spare the 14 year old the trauma of a court case?

angrycrank: Next time, take the cyanide BEFORE raping someone.


Even better.
 
2013-07-03 11:12:50 AM  

R.A.Danny: Saved us a lot of money.


Would have saved us even more if he had only taken the pill before sodomizing that girl.
 
2013-07-03 11:12:51 AM  
I wish the other pedophiles would follow his lead

/and all the other scum like them
//would save so much money
///no justice, I know, but I'm the bad guy for wanting that
 
2013-07-03 11:13:11 AM  

xanadian: markie_farkie: Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?

RTFA?  There's an imbedded link to another article.. He ordered some and had it overnighted to his work.

So in related news, you can order and get cyanide almost like pizza.

"What about poison pizza?"

"Ohhh no, I'm not making two stops."


+1 internets
 
2013-07-03 11:13:18 AM  

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


Oh wow, nobody's ever pointed that out before.
 
2013-07-03 11:13:38 AM  
As a taxpayer of Missouri - I say 'Thanks, shiatbag!'

/Hope this turns into a trend.
//Kinda wished he'd still made it to Jeff City - knowing the 'welcome party' pervs get, he missed out on what he deserved.
 
2013-07-03 11:14:26 AM  

mbillips: Sex with a post-pubescent isn't pedophilia. It's shenanigans, but it's not pedophilia. Most 14-year-olds aren't children who lack a sex drive. My grandmother and two of my great-grandmothers were married by age 14. Half of all kids aged 15-19 in the U.S. have had oral sex. "Statutory sodomy" probably means she gave him a blowjob (statutory sodomy is defined as "deviate sexual intercourse with another person who is less than 14 years old" in the Missouri criminal code).

I'm not saying what he did shouldn't be illegal; I'm just saying it's very different from buggering an 8-year-old.


This

Some of those 14 year olds can easily pass off for older as well. I was in school dancing at a club on the north end of Chicago years ago and started to get hot and heavy with this girl on the floor. Things are awesome I get her back to my place and we do our thing and its a great awesome night. Wake up the next day and she's asking me for a ride after breakfast, I'm like yeah sure where you need to go?

"Ohh I have band practice today can you drop me off at my school?"
"Band practice?"
"Yeah I play in  it"
"How old are you?"
"16"

So it does happen
 
2013-07-03 11:15:31 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

The broad has the maturity and understanding of what getting the dick means.  A young girl not so much.

It's a double standard that causes nobody harm.  So go forth young penises and have at the older broads.  You'll be better off for it anyway.


I mean, that's dumb logic, no offense. If the situation was reversed ONLY in that the sexes were reversed, the boy is "Fine" no problem?

A young girl doesn't have the maturity and understanding of what getting the dick means? But somehow the boy, who probably only just started getting wood, has the maturity and understanding of what giving the dick means?

You realize that women hit sexual maturity earlier than men, right?
 
2013-07-03 11:15:37 AM  

R.A.Danny: Saved us a lot of money.


This.

I, for one, salute this small-government conservative for doing his part to close the budget deficit in his state.

maudibjr: So you can order cyanide pills?  Is there any other use for a cyanide pill other than to kill yourself?


You can order a lot of things that can kill you.  Poisons, for instance, are sold for pest control all the time on the assumption that you're not stupid enough to eat them (with a warning printed on the side that you shouldn't just in case).
 
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