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(Huffington Post)   Moments after being convicted of sodomizing a 14-year-old girl, a Missouri man said, "fark it," and popped a cyanide capsule in court   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 250
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2013-07-03 10:10:56 AM
and nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-07-03 10:13:18 AM
I really don't have a problem with that.
 
2013-07-03 10:16:00 AM
How the f*ck did he get hold of one?
 
2013-07-03 10:16:06 AM
At least he didn't blow his brains out and leave a huge mess for someone else to clean up, so he's got that going for him, which is nice.
 
2013-07-03 10:16:45 AM
Nary a fark was given.
 
2013-07-03 10:18:17 AM

Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?


Mail order. You can get anything mail-order.
 
2013-07-03 10:19:01 AM

Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?


RTFA?  There's an imbedded link to another article.. He ordered some and had it overnighted to his work.

So in related news, you can order and get cyanide almost like pizza.
 
2013-07-03 10:22:33 AM
markie_farkie:So in related news, you can order and get cyanide almost like pizza.

you'll be dead in thirty seconds or it's free!
 
2013-07-03 10:23:31 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?

Mail order. You can get anything mail-order.


Have you met my wife, Svetlana?
 
2013-07-03 10:26:00 AM
Saved us a lot of money.
 
2013-07-03 10:26:38 AM

NewportBarGuy: Have you met my wife, Svetlana?


Better check your purchase, they sent me Stevelana last time.
 
2013-07-03 10:27:07 AM

FlashHarry: and nothing of value was lost.


Came here to say that.
 
2013-07-03 10:27:58 AM

markie_farkie: Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?

RTFA?  There's an imbedded link to another article.. He ordered some and had it overnighted to his work.

So in related news, you can order and get cyanide almost like pizza.


"What about poison pizza?"

"Ohhh no, I'm not making two stops."
 
2013-07-03 10:28:30 AM
I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.
 
2013-07-03 10:29:20 AM

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.
 
2013-07-03 10:30:45 AM

R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.


Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.
 
2013-07-03 10:33:37 AM

Aarontology: R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.

Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.


We are.
 
2013-07-03 10:33:52 AM
I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.
 
2013-07-03 10:35:56 AM
Also, where in the hell does one acquire a cyanide pill anyway?
 
2013-07-03 10:41:19 AM

nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.


and for some reason the other convicts are especially hard on child molesters.
 
2013-07-03 10:43:55 AM

Torgo_of_Manos: nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.

and for some reason the other convicts are especially hard on child molesters.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-07-03 10:47:11 AM
s.mcstatic.com
 
2013-07-03 10:48:40 AM
Smart move on his part.  The only ones objecting are the ones that "want closure".

/Uhm, you just got it.
 
2013-07-03 10:49:03 AM
Hero tag? This man just saved us all a lot of time and money.
 
2013-07-03 10:49:06 AM
So the guy finally showed some consideration for others?
 
2013-07-03 10:49:20 AM
Good!
 
2013-07-03 10:49:46 AM
guess he didn't want to get sodomized himself.
 
2013-07-03 10:50:25 AM
I'm OK with this. If only he'd done it before the trial, and saved the cost to the public. Or even better, before he attacked the girl.
 
2013-07-03 10:50:31 AM
Everyone who is convicted of a crime with a prison sentence of longer than 10 years should be given the open of popping a cyanide pill if they want.

The state doesn't have to pay to jail them and they don't have to languish in prison.
 
2013-07-03 10:50:31 AM
Doesn't matter, had sex.

/hell, heard that it is nice at this time of the year
 
2013-07-03 10:50:33 AM

R.A.Danny: Saved us a lot of money.


For reals.  I am opposed to the death penalty, but when a piece of shiat like this decides to exercise the "opt out" clause, I'm down with it.
 
2013-07-03 10:51:00 AM
This should be an option at sentencing for all kiddie-diddlers.
 
2013-07-03 10:51:10 AM

Aarontology: R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.

Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.


is ephbophilia okay?
 
2013-07-03 10:51:19 AM
d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net
 
2013-07-03 10:51:35 AM

nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.


I wouldn't picture you for a statist.
 
2013-07-03 10:52:24 AM

nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.


You like the idea of covering this guy's living expenses?
 
2013-07-03 10:52:35 AM
To all the pervs out there, please note that this is what we expect of you from now on.
 
2013-07-03 10:53:24 AM

Aarontology: R.A.Danny: Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.

Yes, yes we would. There is a double standard, and it's wrong. We don't care.

Got it. Pro-poedophelia in certain contexts. You should be proud of yourself.


Felcome to wark?
 
2013-07-03 10:53:40 AM

xanadian: "What about poison pizza?"


Nah, I don't like DOmino's.
 
2013-07-03 10:53:43 AM
github.com
 
2013-07-03 10:53:49 AM
Awfully nice of that fellow to finish the job like that.  Hard to get that kind of customer service any more.
 
2013-07-03 10:54:02 AM

Aarontology: I just thought of something.

If this had been a female teacher banging a male student, you guys would be lining up to give him high fives.


We get it, you're terribly upset at not being able to bang 14 year olds. Why do people insist on making that kind of statement all the time?..
 
2013-07-03 10:54:19 AM
Was it a suppository?
 
2013-07-03 10:54:23 AM
what could go wrong??

l1.yimg.com
 
2013-07-03 10:54:26 AM
something like this ?

/kinda creepy.
 
2013-07-03 10:54:57 AM

NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Aarontology: How the f*ck did he get hold of one?

Mail order. You can get anything mail-order.

Have you met my wife, Svetlana?


About two years ago when she was still Steve from Jersey.
 
2013-07-03 10:55:04 AM
stevenbenjamin.weebly.com

Careful, it doesn't always work.
 
2013-07-03 10:55:13 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-03 10:55:21 AM

Carth: nekom: I'm against this.  Easy way out instead of the well deserved stay in prison he was facing.

I wouldn't picture you for a statist.


I'm not speaking to whether or not he should be allowed to (he wasn't) because obviously that's not important (he did).  I'm just saying a swift (maybe, depending on the pill) death is the easy way out.  Were I the victim or a relative I don't think I'd appreciate that.  It's all moot anyway, any capable adult can off themselves at any time if they are hell bent on it, that's just a fact of life.
 
2013-07-03 10:56:21 AM

nekom: Were I the victim or a relative I don't think I'd appreciate that.


Especially since he chose it, not the state.
 
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