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(Kentucky Forward)   Southern Baptist pastor's wife writes an article calling out the Southern Baptist Church; apparently a few Southern Baptists have a problem with this. Southern Baptist   (kyforward.com) divider line 26
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2013-07-03 12:37:30 PM  
7 votes:
Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?
2013-07-03 12:38:31 PM  
4 votes:

Cythraul: Ow! That was my feelings!: Cythraul: Ow! That was my feelings!: bwahahahaa!
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I don't get it.

Me neither. But it looks like a 'couples' photo...for the SBC...struck me funny.

I'm guessing that's the joke as well. But it's a bit ambiguous.


They're an ambiguously gay duo.
2013-07-03 03:25:08 PM  
2 votes:

doubled99: Briefly worked at a strip club in Atlanta in the nineties. Business went up about 300% every year the week of the Southern Baptist Convention. Best week of the year.


And even though you worked there only briefly, you know that business went up every year and that it was the best week of the year.

I call BS
2013-07-03 12:57:51 PM  
2 votes:
It's way too early in the week for the Caterday advanced herding seminar. Controlling Southern Baptists is way out there.

The only thing SBs hate more than sin is organized religion.
2013-07-03 12:55:55 PM  
2 votes:

Ambitwistor: Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?


Splitist!
2013-07-03 12:51:33 PM  
2 votes:

Ambitwistor: Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?


heretic!!!
2013-07-03 12:39:29 PM  
2 votes:
Go make a casserole and STFU already, Baptists.
2013-07-03 11:43:40 AM  
2 votes:
"Thomas told Oglesby that the church asked the writer's husband, Bill Thomas, to resign..."  Thereby highlighting her point in a fabulously bright color.
2013-07-03 10:52:53 AM  
2 votes:
2013-07-03 04:09:16 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Q: Why do you always take TWO Southern Baptists fishing with you?

A: 'Cause if you only take one, he'll drink all of your beer.


Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Episcopalians do not recognize the Pope as the head of the church.
Southern Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.


/church music director
2013-07-03 03:06:18 PM  
1 votes:
Why don't Baptists Fark standing up?

Because it might lead to dancing.
2013-07-03 02:58:39 PM  
1 votes:

doubled99: Briefly worked at a strip club in Atlanta in the nineties. Business went up about 300% every year the week of the Southern Baptist Convention. Best week of the year.


I always made sure to take two baptists on the houseboat for parties. If I only took one he'd drink all the beer.
2013-07-03 02:16:20 PM  
1 votes:

doubled99: Briefly worked at a strip club in Atlanta in the nineties. Business went up about 300% every year the week of the Southern Baptist Convention. Best week of the year.


When you say "Briefly worked at a strip club" you mean...
2013-07-03 02:14:35 PM  
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Aigoo: Egoy3k: Satanic_Hamster: Page isn't loading for me.  Don't suppose I could get a summary?

I finally got through it was pretty anti-climactic.  Basically she criticized the southern baptists for criticizing the boy scouts for allowing gay kids to join. They didn't like it and asked her husband to resign.

So, she acted like an actual Christian and they acted like a bunch of hypocrites. Seems to me they should be the ones resigning. Turn in your casserole dishes at the door...or go join the bigoted idiots in Topeka--declare your crazy for everyone to see and make your hatred and anti-Christianity abundantly clear instead of clothing it in respectability.

So what they're saying is that the husband is responsible for everything the wife does...?  What's he supposed to be, follow her around and approve all her writings first?


Clearly you've read the Apostle Paul, history's first recorded BDSM Kink-positive holy man (though a lot people think he took the whole "Gorean" sub-fetish a bit too far):
Colossians 3:17
"Wives, Wives, be submissive to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord.  "

1 Corinthians 13:24 "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says "

1 Timothy 2:12 " do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. "
2013-07-03 02:09:49 PM  
1 votes:
Lionel Mandrake:
"Jesus, a woman said somehing we didn't like.  What should we do?"

"Turn the other cheek.  Fire her husband"

Yeah, sounds about right.


A pastor is expected to have a strong Godly hand, and maintain his woman's submission to his authority, in accordance with Biblical principles.

1 Timothy 2:12 (KJV)
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Since he permitted her access to writing materials and then didn't beat her with a rod no thicker than his thumb for publishing this, he is obviously weak and unfit to lead the sheep of Christ.
2013-07-03 02:05:33 PM  
1 votes:

Aigoo: Go make a casserole and STFU already, Baptists.


Hey dislike the religion all you like but those motherfarkers can cook. No for real growing up we went to Big Creek Baptist and the pastor was an amazing guy named David Cook. After he left some new pastor showed up and he was a prick,yeah Witnesses are weird but you shouldn't call them out during a sermon, so that was the last time we went to church.
/Boring story sis.
2013-07-03 01:56:52 PM  
1 votes:

Ow! That was my feelings!: bwahahahaa!
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You could easily photoshop that into an ad on the order of "NEED A BEARNOW?- ALL-MALE, 24/7, MANLY MEN IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING FOR YOU."
2013-07-03 01:31:22 PM  
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: "shiate Baptists"   LOL

Although it's probably insulting to real shiates. Who are probably more tolerant and open-minded than Southern Baptists.

Those people (the Baptists) are always shiatting a brick of outrage over something.


Filterowned. In a kinda hilarious way. Just click on the link. It's quoting what she wrote.

"shiat Baptists" is pretty close to accurate, actually.
2013-07-03 01:28:04 PM  
1 votes:
You know what the problem is with baptists?  They don't hold 'em under long enough.
2013-07-03 01:19:54 PM  
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Sure, God set us above the animals and gave us a brain, but He doesn't want us to use it.


Every religion points to getting smart (separating from the animals) as the cause of our 'problems.'
2013-07-03 01:03:19 PM  
1 votes:

Ambitwistor: Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?


www.austinchronicle.com
2013-07-03 01:01:00 PM  
1 votes:
Wal, shee-it.
2013-07-03 12:49:39 PM  
1 votes:
TFA: Southern Baptist

Us:

i.chzbgr.com
2013-07-03 12:46:40 PM  
1 votes:
It's always a dangerous idea to criticize your in-group.
2013-07-03 12:38:44 PM  
1 votes:
Briefly worked at a strip club in Atlanta in the nineties. Business went up about 300% every year the week of the Southern Baptist Convention. Best week of the year.
2013-07-03 11:32:25 AM  
1 votes:
"Jesus, a woman said somehing we didn't like.  What should we do?"

"Turn the other cheek.  Fire her husband"

Yeah, sounds about right.
 
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