Random Anonymous Blackmail: basemetalWelcome to government red tape, kid./thanks Obama!In Toronto?
Wall_of_Doodoo: Man, scared the kid so bad he started 'balling his eyes out', that's hardcore.
BKITU: I used to resell Garbage Pail Kids trading stickers at school back in 7th grade. Hard life. Always looking over your shoulder, never sure if your next customer is an undercover cop. Strictly cash, obviously, and it gets harder and harder to hide all those jingling dimes and quarters from the authorities. An adolescent boy's pants pockets only go out so far, you know? Like I said, hard life. But... I was respected by the other kids, because I ran an honest business, legality notwithstanding. Nobody ever ratted me out. Never got into any fights over territory, either -- I took the GPKs, Big Adam had the BlowPops, and Cray had the titty mags. We stayed out of each other's way, and everybody was happy. By the time the school year was over, I had enough for a skateboard and some pizza now and then. I'm just glad I never did hard time.
groppet: The kids should just sell crack in front of that ladies house the cops will never show up for that.
Dinjiin: Burning_Monk: Yes? Kids play, kids scream, welcome to the world.No shiat, Sherlock. But there is a big difference between kids talking and giggling with the occasional scream versus kids screaming at every car that goes by for hours on end, several days in a row.If you cannot tell the difference, please do the world a favor and don't have children.
Dinjiin: SpectroBoy: For the busy-bodySo then it is cool if I send my kids and all their friends to stand outside of your house and scream for a couple hours? After all, they're just children playing. If you object to that, you are obviously a filthy communist.
If that kid doesn't want the hassle, this man will buy out the lemonade stand.
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