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(Sun News Network)   "911? It's an emergency. The autistic neighbor boy is selling lemonade to raise money for a children's hospital... WITHOUT A PERMIT"   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 24
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2013-07-03 12:25:36 PM  
6 votes:
I used to resell Garbage Pail Kids trading stickers at school back in 7th grade. Hard life. Always looking over your shoulder, never sure if your next customer is an undercover cop. Strictly cash, obviously, and it gets harder and harder to hide all those jingling dimes and quarters from the authorities. An adolescent boy's pants pockets only go out so far, you know? Like I said, hard life. But... I was respected by the other kids, because I ran an honest business, legality notwithstanding. Nobody ever ratted me out. Never got into any fights over territory, either -- I took the GPKs, Big Adam had the BlowPops, and Cray had the titty mags. We stayed out of each other's way, and everybody was happy. By the time the school year was over, I had enough for a skateboard and some pizza now and then. I'm just glad I never did hard time.
2013-07-03 12:40:39 PM  
5 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: basemetal

Welcome to government red tape, kid.

/thanks Obama!

In Toronto?


/thanks Holmes on Homes.

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2013-07-03 12:19:24 PM  
4 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: Man, scared the kid so bad he started 'balling his eyes out', that's hardcore.


And they "sicked" the police on the kid too. Poor kid, getting puked on.
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2013-07-03 11:16:54 AM  
4 votes:
Everyone's an aut critic these days.
2013-07-03 01:12:34 PM  
3 votes:
Can't he count cards to raise money or something?  This isn't rocket surgery, people.
2013-07-03 12:36:42 PM  
3 votes:
I'm okay with this as long as it stops the terrorists
2013-07-03 12:34:59 PM  
2 votes:

BKITU: I used to resell Garbage Pail Kids trading stickers at school back in 7th grade. Hard life. Always looking over your shoulder, never sure if your next customer is an undercover cop. Strictly cash, obviously, and it gets harder and harder to hide all those jingling dimes and quarters from the authorities. An adolescent boy's pants pockets only go out so far, you know? Like I said, hard life. But... I was respected by the other kids, because I ran an honest business, legality notwithstanding. Nobody ever ratted me out. Never got into any fights over territory, either -- I took the GPKs, Big Adam had the BlowPops, and Cray had the titty mags. We stayed out of each other's way, and everybody was happy. By the time the school year was over, I had enough for a skateboard and some pizza now and then. I'm just glad I never did hard time.


I was a arms trader of sorts. Bazookas to be precise. Bazooka Joes to be even more precise. It was life in the fast lane.

Glad that is all behind me now. I even got a permit when I put a deck on my house. Straight as an arrow.
2013-07-03 12:03:39 PM  
2 votes:
Man, scared the kid so bad he started 'balling his eyes out', that's hardcore.
2013-07-03 11:27:10 PM  
1 votes:
Picture of the concerned neighbour..

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2013-07-03 03:52:17 PM  
1 votes:
It's not a he, it's a she.  Her name is Matilda.  And she's not autistic she has special powers.  She f#cking killed Miss Trunchbull.
2013-07-03 03:05:52 PM  
1 votes:

groppet: The kids should just sell crack in front of that ladies house the cops will never show up for that.


The Mayor, on the other hand...
2013-07-03 02:12:13 PM  
1 votes:
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RELEASE THE 4CHAN!!!!!
2013-07-03 02:12:07 PM  
1 votes:
Ambitwistor:
Wall_of_Doodoo: Man, scared the kid so bad he started 'balling his eyes out', that's hardcore.

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"DADDY ATE MY EYES!"

/you're welcome
2013-07-03 01:49:35 PM  
1 votes:

Dinjiin: Burning_Monk: Yes? Kids play, kids scream, welcome to the world.

No shiat, Sherlock.  But there is a big difference between kids talking and giggling with the occasional scream versus kids screaming at every car that goes by for hours on end, several days in a row.

If you cannot tell the difference, please do the world a favor and don't have children.


"No shiat"? If it's so obvious, then why did you ask? It's a pretty universal thing that kids will be loud when outside and playing.

If you can't handle some loud kids for a couple hours, perhaps you should purchase a fainting couch for you nerves.
2013-07-03 01:45:53 PM  
1 votes:

Dinjiin: SpectroBoy: For the busy-body

So then it is cool if I send my kids and all their friends to stand outside of your house and scream for a couple hours?  After all, they're just children playing.  If you object to that, you are obviously a filthy communist.


Sure, if your kids are special needs kids (seems likely) and they do it once a year, in the afternoon, and for a real charity then sure, send em over. I would even buy some.

You see, my house has an amazing space-age feature. It has WINDOWS and they close!
2013-07-03 01:24:08 PM  
1 votes:
Kmart sucks.
2013-07-03 12:57:15 PM  
1 votes:
For the busy-body
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For her neighbors, I think you know what to do next. . . .
2013-07-03 12:55:27 PM  
1 votes:

If that kid doesn't want the hassle, this man will buy out the lemonade stand.


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2013-07-03 12:55:00 PM  
1 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: Man, scared the kid so bad he started 'balling his eyes out', that's hardcore.


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2013-07-03 12:54:11 PM  
1 votes:
Welcome to Obama's Canada.
2013-07-03 12:34:31 PM  
1 votes:
Is this the same Canadian woman who reported the Facebook threatener?

/The Threatener...coming this fall to NBC
2013-07-03 11:47:34 AM  
1 votes:
Welcome to government red tape, kid.

/thanks Obama!
2013-07-03 11:41:25 AM  
1 votes:
At this point I think it would save some time to simply note if any story is about a non-autistic kid.
2013-07-03 11:31:40 AM  
1 votes:
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Why should I care about some law breaking criminal?
 
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