internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.
dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]
Dr Dreidel: TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.
MrBallou: The video didn't show her from behind
clevershark: Except maybe one with turds bobbing up and down at the surface...
Mittigan: The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.
durbnpoisn: There must be something missing from this story.
fireclown: [d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net image 850x602]This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!
MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.
Donnchadha: Dr Dreidel: TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.You know you've seen 14? Do you keep an annotated list of something? That seems like you might want to have a seat over there....
Trashdigger: It doesn't matter if you farkers enjoy looking at her body or not, or whether or not she is skinny or fat or just right, or anywhere in between. It is silly to say it was because of her tattoos or because her boobs were too big (neither she or the park officials said it was because of the bathing suit top).The problem is, her bathing suit was too small to cover her butt and she was asked to comply with the rules of the park. Instead of putting on some shorts, she had them call the police and then called the media in and claims she was singled out.It is true, she was singled out, for non-compliance with the park's rules about covering your butt with some kind of material while in their park. If a large man had a speedo on that didn't cover his whole butt, a lot of you same farkers would be screeching and wailing that he should have been culled from the herd for being so gross. Welcome me to Fark, where the double-standard is alive and thriving.
jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?Yes.So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?No, please confine your arguments to things that I said, not things that you pretended I said.
happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.
Dr.Zom: This thread is a huge disappoint.
haolegirl: I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!
likefunbutnot: Nothing like seeing a wave pool with a layer of weird oil on it.
Onkel Buck: I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.
God Is My Co-Pirate: /the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one
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