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2013-07-03 12:46:10 PM
14 votes:

internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.


I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.
2013-07-03 09:53:55 AM
12 votes:
It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.
2013-07-03 03:15:27 PM
10 votes:

dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]


Better.....


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2013-07-03 12:43:12 PM
9 votes:
I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.
2013-07-03 11:00:00 AM
8 votes:

Dr Dreidel: TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.


You know you've seen 14? Do you keep an annotated list of something? That seems like you might want to have a seat over there....
2013-07-03 12:52:37 PM
6 votes:

MrBallou: The video didn't show her from behind


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2013-07-03 12:51:48 PM
6 votes:

internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.


You asked for it....


i.imgur.com

/enjoy. LOL
2013-07-03 11:01:12 AM
6 votes:
*SteveMartinJerk.jpeg*

He hates these cans!
2013-07-03 01:47:32 PM
4 votes:

clevershark: Except maybe one with turds bobbing up and down at the surface...


I saw a kid puke in to a pool a couple weeks ago.

Though the best one I've seen this year was a ~2 year old doing the pee-pee dance while his mom (?) was sunbathing. She didn't get up in time so the kid dropped trou and pissed on her.

Normally you gotta pay extra for that.
2013-07-03 01:06:19 PM
4 votes:

Mittigan: The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.


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2013-07-03 01:40:30 PM
3 votes:
bongmiester


yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it


Looks like a standard Southern Missouri (mizzurah) tat. Probably commemorates Picket's charge at Gettysburg. You have rows of brave, Confederate troops charging in both directions from the belly button heading around the waist line, as they reach the backside, the Union cannons are firing point blank as the cowardly Northern Aggressors hide behind the flaming guns. But the standard bearers of the south have reached the cannons and the Confederate flag cross obscuring the northern flags. Across this scene is the legend "Our Heritage Forever"

$200 bucks in any tattoo shop south of I-44 in Missouri.
2013-07-03 01:15:44 PM
3 votes:

durbnpoisn: There must be something missing from this story.


a picture of her ass
2013-07-03 12:52:33 PM
3 votes:
Maybe it was a NORBIT scenario.
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Yeah, I referenced Norbit.
2013-07-03 12:47:52 PM
3 votes:
While that suit is probably adequate for lying still on the beach, she is going to need MUCH more support for water park type activities.

That one poor overstressed piece of string isn't going to cut it.
2013-07-03 02:41:19 PM
2 votes:
Older broad
Big titties
Obviously knows how to fark your brains out
Likes food
Worked the weight off
Decent looking

/If y'all don't want a piece of that I'll take your share
//fist of an angry god
2013-07-03 01:38:37 PM
2 votes:

fireclown: [d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net image 850x602]
This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!


That's not water.
2013-07-03 01:09:04 PM
2 votes:
Oh the huge mammaries!
2013-07-03 12:47:30 PM
2 votes:
Damn it Katy Perry!!
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This is a family park!! Cover up!!1 NSFW

/San Dimas High School football rules!!!
2013-07-03 12:44:39 PM
2 votes:
The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.
2013-07-03 12:41:01 PM
2 votes:

MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.


Here you go......


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2013-07-03 11:12:58 AM
2 votes:

Donnchadha: Dr Dreidel: TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.

You know you've seen 14? Do you keep an annotated list of something? That seems like you might want to have a seat over there....


That reading would require assuming that I'm bad at commas. HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

// solidii at dawn!
// I'll slash(ie) you to ribbons
2013-07-03 09:57:39 AM
2 votes:
So... they asked her to put on shorts because of her big boobs?

I'm thinking criminally ugly cellulite ass.
2013-07-03 03:57:15 PM
1 votes:
You walk up to in charge girl and you look her in the eye and you say "You see these, honey pie?  I can feed a whole maternity ward with these.  Now take your bony little ass home and stop pestering me, cause I'm swimming."
2013-07-03 03:31:06 PM
1 votes:

Trashdigger: It doesn't matter if you farkers enjoy looking at her body or not, or whether or not she is skinny or fat or just right, or anywhere in between.  It is silly to say it was because of her tattoos or because her boobs were too big (neither she or the park officials said it was because of the bathing suit top).

The problem is, her bathing suit was too small to cover her butt and she was asked to comply with the rules of the park.  Instead of putting on some shorts, she had them call the police and then called the media in and claims she was singled out.

It is true, she was singled out, for non-compliance with the park's rules about covering your butt with some kind of material while in their park.  If a large man had a speedo on that didn't cover his whole butt, a lot of you same farkers would be screeching and wailing that he should have been culled from the herd for being so gross.  Welcome me to Fark, where the double-standard is alive and thriving.


Go be reasonable somewhere else.
2013-07-03 02:59:53 PM
1 votes:
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2013-07-03 02:58:51 PM
1 votes:
I'd slide through her wet chute.
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2013-07-03 02:42:27 PM
1 votes:
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2013-07-03 02:29:27 PM
1 votes:

jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.

Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?

Yes.

So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?

No, please confine your arguments to things that I said, not things that you pretended I said.


Then i would suppose you have the body of a 19 year old weightlifter?

Otherwise...
2013-07-03 02:28:55 PM
1 votes:
I'd ban her from my water park, if you know what I mean

/I don't know what I mean
2013-07-03 02:20:36 PM
1 votes:
Mittigan:
The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.

And rarely is such an awkward smile seen outside of a dysfunctional family photo.
2013-07-03 02:16:54 PM
1 votes:
i2.listal.com
Its the girl from Gummo!

or... OR!

Jared Leto in Fight Club
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2013-07-03 02:01:24 PM
1 votes:

happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.

Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.


Look, if you are going to dress in skimpy clothes you have to have the body to pull it off. They wouldn't show her from behind and the little bit they did show of her taking a step, a bowl of jello on a paint mixer has less jiggle than her thighs. Led Zepplin would say she has no soul. No one wants to see that.
2013-07-03 01:57:32 PM
1 votes:
ColSanders: To be fair to Martin Short, he could sorta pass as a odd-looking gal if dressed right. The other, not so sure.
2013-07-03 01:57:18 PM
1 votes:
..and they be sayin "you need pants to slide"
2013-07-03 01:54:35 PM
1 votes:

Dr.Zom: This thread is a huge disappoint.


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2013-07-03 01:53:29 PM
1 votes:
This thread is a huge disappoint.
2013-07-03 01:49:51 PM
1 votes:
Honestly.  What?  When I was in high school, a woman got irritated with me at a waterpark because I was fascinated at the fact she wearing a see-through top one piece swimsuit.  Bottom part was not.  Aka, I saw her breasts and her nipples in full color.
2013-07-03 01:45:51 PM
1 votes:
Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
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2013-07-03 01:35:14 PM
1 votes:

haolegirl: I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!


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2013-07-03 01:33:50 PM
1 votes:
I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!
2013-07-03 01:33:32 PM
1 votes:

likefunbutnot: Nothing like seeing a wave pool with a layer of weird oil on it.


Except maybe one with turds bobbing up and down at the surface...
2013-07-03 01:32:20 PM
1 votes:
I'd just like to say that my office is across the street from a water park. The window I'm facing is perhaps 50 feet from what would be people in bathing suits (ugly Northwest Indiana Wal-mart sorts of people, but still technically people), if it were warmer than 60 degrees right now.

Also I'm given to understand that the way, way nastier thing than skimpy outfits is people who don't shower before entering the water. Nothing like seeing a wave pool with a layer of weird oil on it.
2013-07-03 01:31:47 PM
1 votes:
i240.photobucket.com
2013-07-03 01:31:00 PM
1 votes:
And the TV crew got there while her hair was still wet?
2013-07-03 01:23:51 PM
1 votes:
Well, that's Independence MO for ya, where this little number is all the rage...

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2013-07-03 01:17:23 PM
1 votes:
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2013-07-03 01:13:50 PM
1 votes:
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This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!
2013-07-03 01:03:52 PM
1 votes:
May have been all the hair pouring out of her bikini bottom.
2013-07-03 12:52:51 PM
1 votes:
*reads article*

Oh, it's Missouri. That explains it.
2013-07-03 12:49:02 PM
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.


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you da man
2013-07-03 12:49:02 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure I see what subby did there.
2013-07-03 12:46:47 PM
1 votes:
If they asked her to put on shorts, my guess is that her bikini bottoms weren't covering enough of her vagina or anus. Which would be the same for anyone other woman. And good lord if it were a man with the mouse out of the house he'd be on the sex offender registry.
2013-07-03 11:26:20 AM
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: /the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one


it's not underrated, it's discouraged

there is a difference
2013-07-03 11:24:44 AM
1 votes:
Fatty McBelt-Tat ruined my lunch.
2013-07-03 11:17:43 AM
1 votes:
Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom.

/the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one
2013-07-03 10:29:47 AM
1 votes:
She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.
2013-07-03 10:19:08 AM
1 votes:
two employees approached her and told her she had to put on shorts because her bottoms were too small

maybe her ass was too big
 
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