buckeyebrain: If you scrub off the tattoo, I'd certainly hit that.
Kiradikash: God Is My Co-Pirate: Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom./the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated oneI have had that happen to me at a local water park. Everyone called the big slide the "wedgie slide". I did not know this, as it was my first trip to the park. So, not only was I trying to pull the bikini bottoms out of my butt crack, I also had to try to get my bikini top back on. Not fun at all. Lol.
Speaker2Animals: She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.
durbnpoisn: There must be something missing from this story.
jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.
OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing. That might have something to do with it.
Dr.Zom: This thread is a huge disappoint.
elev8meL8r: MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]I'd still like to visit her Action Park.
Feint: This is going to sound really mean, but a shiatload of women, and men, should have body image issues. We should not be like "Oh it's okay that you are a disgusting whale of a person with a huge increased risk of heart disease, diabetes, and other health problems. It only matters that you feel good inside." I'm sorry, but if you are legitimately fat, you should expect people to be averse to looking at you.It's not that I don't understand. I'm 6' tall and at one point I weighed 265lbs, and it wasn't muscle. I was able to get down to around 165lbs, but then I met a girl and as things like that sometimes go, I gained a lot back. Now I'm 225lbs. I feel disgusted with myself, and I am going to lose weight again.
Feint: This is going to sound really mean, but a shiatload of women, and men, should have body image issues.
ChipNASA: dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]Better.....[i354.photobucket.com image 484x300]
dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]
Latinwolf: InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread. It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that./eipYou know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.
Aar1012: Muta: I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.We need to fix this RIGHT NOW
spidermilk: If you feel comfortable in a bikini ladies- then wear one. People hating on you just want to make everyone feel shiatty about their bodies. There are women who are size 0 and don't have the confidence to wear a swimsuit in public- people like the assholes on Fark (welcome to Fark, I know) have brought all women down to a point where they question if they are good enough to do something that AFFECTS NOONE ELSE.
Drunken_Polar_Bear: You know, I really can't decide if it's bad for her to be wearing that or not. I'm going to need a LOT of pics of other women in bikinis for comparison. Ranging in size from "How many Ds did you say?" all the way to "mini-petite". Preferably while said women are still wet from the pool. Or oil covered. Or even Jello. Oh, and if any of you Farkettes want a personal opinion, please feel free to send BIE. EIP.
ColSanders: [i240.photobucket.com image 369x261]
haolegirl: I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!
rocky_howard: Unless she airbrushed the pic, she doesn't seem to have much, if any, cellulite:[i.imgur.com image 484x608]
djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.
Mittigan: The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.
MrBallou: The video didn't show her from behind
Onkel Buck: I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.
MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.
God Is My Co-Pirate: /the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one
Dr Dreidel: TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.
Dr Dreidel: Speaker2Animals: She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.As much as I hate to say it, if you're going to allow "bathing suits" of whatever size, you've got to let the fatties wear them too - either that or make it very clear that it's a subjective rule and you understand that, before buying your ticket, park personnel can ask you to cover up (or leave, if you refuse).// that's a job - like gynecologist - that seems fun until you realize that the "good ones" are few and far between// ...there's an unintended pun there
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