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2013-07-03 09:23:05 AM
yeah, I can't see why those zepplins would cause any problems.  motorboatin sob's.
 
2013-07-03 09:53:55 AM
It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.
 
2013-07-03 09:57:39 AM
So... they asked her to put on shorts because of her big boobs?

I'm thinking criminally ugly cellulite ass.
 
2013-07-03 10:01:56 AM
Is this a common thing with water parks? I mean, if you go to a water park is seeing a woman wearing a bikini that displays her big boobs a problem?
 
2013-07-03 10:19:08 AM
two employees approached her and told her she had to put on shorts because her bottoms were too small

maybe her ass was too big
 
2013-07-03 10:23:04 AM
my money is on a nasty ass tat
 
2013-07-03 10:29:47 AM
She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.
 
2013-07-03 10:49:38 AM

Speaker2Animals: She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.


TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.

As much as I hate to say it, if you're going to allow "bathing suits" of whatever size, you've got to let the fatties wear them too - either that or make it very clear that it's a subjective rule and you understand that, before buying your ticket, park personnel can ask you to cover up (or leave, if you refuse).

// that's a job - like gynecologist - that seems fun until you realize that the "good ones" are few and far between
// ...there's an unintended pun there
 
2013-07-03 10:56:17 AM

snuffy: my money is on a nasty ass tat


Yeah... I think she had a full belt going there
 
2013-07-03 10:57:44 AM

Dr Dreidel: Speaker2Animals: She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.

TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.

As much as I hate to say it, if you're going to allow "bathing suits" of whatever size, you've got to let the fatties wear them too - either that or make it very clear that it's a subjective rule and you understand that, before buying your ticket, park personnel can ask you to cover up (or leave, if you refuse).

// that's a job - like gynecologist - that seems fun until you realize that the "good ones" are few and far between
// ...there's an unintended pun there


Well the video never shows her from the back (thankfully) and when we see her below the waist from the front, she's always holding a towel to cover up. It also appears she's got some kind of tattoo, which might also be part of the problem.
 
2013-07-03 11:00:00 AM

Dr Dreidel: TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.


You know you've seen 14? Do you keep an annotated list of something? That seems like you might want to have a seat over there....
 
2013-07-03 11:01:12 AM
*SteveMartinJerk.jpeg*

He hates these cans!
 
2013-07-03 11:12:58 AM

Donnchadha: Dr Dreidel: TBF, I've seen 14, 15-year-olds wearing small bikinis. Most of them can't fill out the top like she can, but still.

You know you've seen 14? Do you keep an annotated list of something? That seems like you might want to have a seat over there....


That reading would require assuming that I'm bad at commas. HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

// solidii at dawn!
// I'll slash(ie) you to ribbons
 
2013-07-03 11:16:32 AM
I thought the Water Parks used large chested women to draw people in...

Learn something new every day
 
2013-07-03 11:17:43 AM
Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom.

/the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one
 
2013-07-03 11:19:37 AM
Is it sweeps week already? Nice long shot from toe to head of our victim.
 
2013-07-03 11:20:41 AM
i39.tinypic.com

There it is - took a surprising amount of courage to slide down the yellow one.
 
2013-07-03 11:24:44 AM
Fatty McBelt-Tat ruined my lunch.
 
2013-07-03 11:26:20 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: /the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one


it's not underrated, it's discouraged

there is a difference
 
2013-07-03 12:08:16 PM
Someone should send in the Krispy Kreme Bikini Team wearing thongs...
 
2013-07-03 12:28:14 PM
Sounds like her ass was hanging out.  Cover that ass up, lady, apparently it's bad enough people didn't want to see that.
 
2013-07-03 12:34:19 PM
I'm wondering about that massive tattoo at her bikini line and perhaps the tramp stamp (you know there is one) is offensive?   I'll give Subby troll points for the headline, but it's not the story.
 
2013-07-03 12:40:24 PM
i195.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 12:41:01 PM

MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.


Here you go......


i23.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-03 12:43:12 PM
I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.
 
2013-07-03 12:44:39 PM
The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.
 
2013-07-03 12:45:02 PM
I'd hit it
 
2013-07-03 12:46:10 PM

internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.


I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.
 
2013-07-03 12:46:17 PM
I like big butts and cannot lie...

ChipNASA: Here you go......


um, never mind. Forget what I said earlier about the big butts. I'm off to the gym (in 26 minutes).
 
2013-07-03 12:46:47 PM
If they asked her to put on shorts, my guess is that her bikini bottoms weren't covering enough of her vagina or anus. Which would be the same for anyone other woman. And good lord if it were a man with the mouse out of the house he'd be on the sex offender registry.
 
2013-07-03 12:46:55 PM
FTFA

"... I felt like I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age size, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."


Fixed
 
2013-07-03 12:47:30 PM
Damn it Katy Perry!!
img004.lazygirls.info
This is a family park!! Cover up!!1 NSFW

/San Dimas High School football rules!!!
 
2013-07-03 12:47:49 PM

ChipNASA: Here you go......


[i23.tinypic.com image 740x558]


Egad!
 
2013-07-03 12:47:52 PM
While that suit is probably adequate for lying still on the beach, she is going to need MUCH more support for water park type activities.

That one poor overstressed piece of string isn't going to cut it.
 
2013-07-03 12:48:06 PM

Mittigan: The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.


no spin zone... we report... you decide.
 
2013-07-03 12:48:11 PM
If you scrub off the tattoo, I'd certainly hit that.
 
2013-07-03 12:48:35 PM

dj_bigbird: Is it sweeps week already? Nice long shot from toe to head of our victim.


Not a week, but it's July Sweeps right now.
 
2013-07-03 12:49:02 PM
I'm pretty sure I see what subby did there.
 
2013-07-03 12:49:02 PM

Onkel Buck: I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.


img856.imageshack.us
you da man
 
2013-07-03 12:50:21 PM
On the one hand, her top was clearly struggling trying to contain those planetary orbs - on the other hand, TITS!!!
 
2013-07-03 12:50:27 PM

buckeyebrain: If you scrub off the tattoo, I'd certainly hit that.


I've never, ever seen a tattoo that made a woman look better.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:00 PM
This is what passes for a local news story? Jeebus, lady, just put on the clothes or go elsewhere. The water park shouldn't be so sensitive about her trashy looks, but it's not like they're banning her outright.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:03 PM
bongmiester

two employees approached her and told her she had to put on shorts because her bottoms were too small

maybe her ass was too big


Or too busy eating her bathing suit.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:11 PM

MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.


The video said you could go to Facebook to see the full picture, but I'm not giving them the satisfaction, I'll wit until another Farker does it.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:47 PM
"Singled out"? Doubled out, surely.

You know, if you aren't keen on unpleasant flesh (and that woman looked fine to me), you shouldn't probably run a waterslide.

Or maybe you need to hand out "tempa-burkhas". Yeah, that's the tickets, you farktards.
 
2013-07-03 12:51:48 PM

internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.


You asked for it....


i.imgur.com

/enjoy. LOL
 
2013-07-03 12:52:33 PM
Maybe it was a NORBIT scenario.
www.foodcity.myvideostore.com
Yeah, I referenced Norbit.
 
2013-07-03 12:52:37 PM

MrBallou: The video didn't show her from behind


i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-03 12:52:51 PM
*reads article*

Oh, it's Missouri. That explains it.
 
2013-07-03 12:53:44 PM
The article said they asked her to put on shorts, so that tells me the problem was with her bikini bottom not her top/boobs. The video and picture in the article deliberately don't show that part of her so my guess would be her ass wasn't adequately covered by it. A lot of water parks have regulations on how small the bathing suits can be, things like no thongs and the entire ass cheek must be covered etc.
 
2013-07-03 12:53:56 PM
I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.
 
2013-07-03 12:54:21 PM
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
 
2013-07-03 12:54:51 PM

MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.


I'm thinking that swimming suit went up in her crack and found a place to hide.
 
2013-07-03 12:55:15 PM
Enjoy the groundswell of adipose rage, water park!
 
2013-07-03 12:56:43 PM
Flotation devices are PROHIBITED
 
2013-07-03 12:56:43 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-03 12:56:48 PM

physt: I've never, ever seen a tattoo that made a woman look better.


exactly
 
2013-07-03 12:57:15 PM
I'm sorry but the cow needs a little more "support".
 
2013-07-03 12:58:59 PM
want
 
2013-07-03 12:59:00 PM
 
2013-07-03 12:59:34 PM
Meh...

I think Michigan is the only state where weight (and height) are protected classes.
 
2013-07-03 01:00:20 PM
Unless she airbrushed the pic, she doesn't seem to have much, if any, cellulite:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 01:00:29 PM

Muta: I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.


We need to fix this RIGHT NOW
 
2013-07-03 01:00:44 PM

Mikey1969: The video said you could go to Facebook to see the full picture, but I'm not giving them the satisfaction, I'll wit until another Farker does it.

oh come on.
 
2013-07-03 01:01:11 PM

missmez


Enjoy the groundswell of adipose rage, water park!


Groundswell? More like groundCOMPRESS, amirite??


probably not rite
 
2013-07-03 01:02:02 PM
Not bad bazooms.
 
2013-07-03 01:02:25 PM
Another picture of her. She doesn't seem the type of "I starved my way to weight loss" that develops a heavy case of cottage cheese and hanging skin.

Seems she weight trained her way to loss, which is a good way.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 01:03:00 PM
Um, yeah, no. That doesn't appear to be what happened at all. This is not to defend the water park, as their actual motives seem to have been even less savory than what she claims. This is a clear "no fat chicks" case, and that's Just Plain Wrong.

The story could have ended there, even as the victim went to the media, but she wouldn't let it: she just had to add her own sordid twist. She was told outright what the problem was, yet her claim to the media rewrites history, not to make the water park look worse, but to make herself look better. Why? Because as wrong as it was for the water park to treat her the way it did, they were correct on one point, and one point only: her chosen style of swimsuit doesn't flatter her at all. And she just can't handle that thought. So if her rewritten version of things makes the water park come out looking a little less abhorrent, so be it: self-esteem trumps all other concerns.

In other words, this belongs on Jerry Springer, not Action News.
 
2013-07-03 01:03:52 PM
May have been all the hair pouring out of her bikini bottom.
 
2013-07-03 01:05:13 PM
Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.
 
2013-07-03 01:05:30 PM

LarryDan43: May have been all the hair pouring out of her bikini bottom.


Possibly. I've been to quite a few water parks. You'd have to be exposing a LOT of flesh to be asked to put something on at all of the ones I've been to. My guess is exposed vagina/butt/pubes.
 
2013-07-03 01:05:32 PM
I find her attractive and would be spending many minutes watching her instead of my kids at that pool.
 
2013-07-03 01:06:19 PM

Mittigan: The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.


i42.tinypic.com
i43.tinypic.com

i42.tinypic.com
24.media.tumblr.com

i39.tinypic.com
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-03 01:07:03 PM

djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.


Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?
 
2013-07-03 01:09:04 PM
Oh the huge mammaries!
 
2013-07-03 01:10:06 PM

rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?


I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.
 
2013-07-03 01:10:35 PM

djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.


Maybe in space.
 
2013-07-03 01:12:31 PM
media2.kshb.com

yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it
 
2013-07-03 01:12:45 PM
And the reason she wouldn't put on shorts and called the news team about this non-issue, while still wearing her bikini is...?

Yeah.
 
2013-07-03 01:13:06 PM

rocky_howard: Unless she airbrushed the pic, she doesn't seem to have much, if any, cellulite:

[i.imgur.com image 484x608]


Airbrushed? That pic is sand-blasted!
 
2013-07-03 01:13:16 PM

djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.


they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.
 
2013-07-03 01:13:33 PM
Anyway, in my experience about 75% of all water park visitors are wearing something they ought not to be wearing, so I don't see why this one was singled out.
 
2013-07-03 01:13:50 PM
d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net
This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!
 
2013-07-03 01:14:08 PM

kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.


POIDH.
 
2013-07-03 01:15:08 PM
Okay.  She's not thin.  She's not young.  But she's not ugly.  And from what I can see, there is nothing innappropriate about her bikini.
There must be something missing from this story.
 
2013-07-03 01:15:11 PM
She can come wear that bikini at my ponderosa. Just not outdoors. I have rules.
 
2013-07-03 01:15:44 PM

durbnpoisn: There must be something missing from this story.


a picture of her ass
 
2013-07-03 01:15:48 PM
free range beaver?

//lude
 
2013-07-03 01:16:39 PM

fireclown: [d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net image 850x602]
This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!


now your speaking my language
 
2013-07-03 01:17:21 PM

Onkel Buck: internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.

I know your pain Pee Wee. Im not allowed in Alaska for the same reason.


ChipNASA: internut scholar: I am not allowed in Rhode Island because my penis takes up half the state.

You asked for it....


[i.imgur.com image 350x237]

/enjoy. LOL


But but....GUYS  it's not the size of the state it's the does it border an ocean..... errr something.
 
2013-07-03 01:17:23 PM
a.rgbimg.com
 
2013-07-03 01:17:23 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.


Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya
 
2013-07-03 01:18:25 PM

djZorbof: I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.


Solid? Yes, they can. Lifted? Dude, her breasts even with the likely supported bikini are midway through her torso. That's not lifted...

Regarding space, well, some women have weird positioned boobs :/
 
2013-07-03 01:19:01 PM

bongmiester: yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it


That was my immediate assumption as well.
 
2013-07-03 01:21:54 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Mittigan: The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.


This sequence of pictures is amazing storytelling.
 
2013-07-03 01:23:01 PM

Millennium: This is a clear "no fat chicks" case, and that's Just Plain Wrong.


or Just Plain Right.
 
2013-07-03 01:23:16 PM
OK so she not a Playboy model but hardly the worst I've seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4
 
2013-07-03 01:23:41 PM
I don't care who it is or whatever, these pseudo-discrimination lawsuits must stop.  You have to be PC oblivious to not see through the glib cash grab attempts.
/and I am a so called bleeding heart liberal for Ahura Mazdas sake
 
2013-07-03 01:23:51 PM
Well, that's Independence MO for ya, where this little number is all the rage...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 01:24:16 PM
Reading comprehension..... How does it work????

"After Sheaffer got into the pool with her niece and nephew, she said two employees approached her and told her she had to put on shorts because her bottoms were too small"

Apparently on fark it works like this, "Shorts too small" = Big boobs.
 
2013-07-03 01:24:27 PM

kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.

Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya


Awesome! Could you send me a quick email? I can't find your address.
 
2013-07-03 01:24:54 PM

kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.

Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya


I would like to see these too....for science and research and such....
 
2013-07-03 01:24:56 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom.

/the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one


I have had that happen to me at a local water park. Everyone called the big slide the "wedgie slide". I did not know this, as it was my first trip to the park. So, not only was I trying to pull the bikini bottoms out of my butt crack, I also had to try to get my bikini top back on. Not fun at all. Lol.
 
2013-07-03 01:27:21 PM
My Dad took me to a water park in FL one year when I was 9 or 10 or so. I stopped dead in my tracks, pointed, and said "Dad, what the hell is that?" This woman was wearing a two-piece and it was like an nuclear bush bomb went off in there - hahaha. I mean it looked like she had Dr J's afro crammed in there. She was embarrassed as hell, but we couldn't help but laughing.
 
2013-07-03 01:27:47 PM
This was in Independence MO, meth capital...There are some interesting people in that town, everyone should hang out at the QT next to the projects.
 
2013-07-03 01:30:40 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.

Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya

Awesome! Could you send me a quick email? I can't find your address.


yeah.... its gonna take awhile to figure out which email address I sent it from.
 
2013-07-03 01:31:00 PM
And the TV crew got there while her hair was still wet?
 
2013-07-03 01:31:47 PM
i240.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 01:32:20 PM
I'd just like to say that my office is across the street from a water park. The window I'm facing is perhaps 50 feet from what would be people in bathing suits (ugly Northwest Indiana Wal-mart sorts of people, but still technically people), if it were warmer than 60 degrees right now.

Also I'm given to understand that the way, way nastier thing than skimpy outfits is people who don't shower before entering the water. Nothing like seeing a wave pool with a layer of weird oil on it.
 
2013-07-03 01:32:45 PM
I suggest she looks into a bikini top with an underwire, just to give her a bit of support. And she could do with going up a size in the bottoms. I'm glad she feels sexy enough to pull off a bikini but it's ill-fitting. A proper fit would enhance her look instead of take away from it.
 
2013-07-03 01:32:58 PM

stuhayes2010: And the TV crew got there while her hair was still wet?


they pose pics and videos  of people when they do interviews dontyaknow
 
2013-07-03 01:33:32 PM

likefunbutnot: Nothing like seeing a wave pool with a layer of weird oil on it.


Except maybe one with turds bobbing up and down at the surface...
 
2013-07-03 01:33:50 PM
I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!
 
2013-07-03 01:35:14 PM

haolegirl: I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-03 01:36:23 PM

durbnpoisn: Okay.  She's not thin.  She's not young.  But she's not ugly.


I would agree, however, I've never been turned on by children, unlike a very large number of Farkers.
 
2013-07-03 01:37:57 PM

ongbok: haolegirl: I'm really late to this but...if she has to put on shorts to cover up her boobs...they must be hanging LOW!


Now those look real.
 
2013-07-03 01:38:35 PM

bongmiester: [media2.kshb.com image 542x406]

yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it


I hear this, when I saw that part of the video...

Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble
 
2013-07-03 01:38:37 PM

fireclown: [d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net image 850x602]
This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!


That's not water.
 
2013-07-03 01:38:54 PM

stuffy: OK so she not a Playboy model but hardly the worst I've seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4


I think I see what you mean.
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, and jump.
 
2013-07-03 01:40:30 PM
bongmiester


yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it


Looks like a standard Southern Missouri (mizzurah) tat. Probably commemorates Picket's charge at Gettysburg. You have rows of brave, Confederate troops charging in both directions from the belly button heading around the waist line, as they reach the backside, the Union cannons are firing point blank as the cowardly Northern Aggressors hide behind the flaming guns. But the standard bearers of the south have reached the cannons and the Confederate flag cross obscuring the northern flags. Across this scene is the legend "Our Heritage Forever"

$200 bucks in any tattoo shop south of I-44 in Missouri.
 
2013-07-03 01:43:09 PM
This isn't a bookmark and this is not a request for tits
 
2013-07-03 01:43:29 PM
Uh... super not bad?  Sounds like bullshiat to me.
 
2013-07-03 01:44:42 PM

fireclown: [d1pax3e3t5tpyh.cloudfront.net image 850x602]
This kind of thing never happens in Guanxiou!


You know that's Asia even if you don't see the faces. Not a single fatty in site.
 
2013-07-03 01:45:51 PM
Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-07-03 01:47:32 PM

clevershark: Except maybe one with turds bobbing up and down at the surface...


I saw a kid puke in to a pool a couple weeks ago.

Though the best one I've seen this year was a ~2 year old doing the pee-pee dance while his mom (?) was sunbathing. She didn't get up in time so the kid dropped trou and pissed on her.

Normally you gotta pay extra for that.
 
2013-07-03 01:47:34 PM
I hope that this is a troll headline and subby's reading comprehension is really not that awful.

...right?

*sighs*
 
2013-07-03 01:47:51 PM

Silly_Sot: durbnpoisn: Okay.  She's not thin.  She's not young.  But she's not ugly.

I would agree, however, I've never been turned on by children, unlike a very large number of Farkers.


I lol'd
 
2013-07-03 01:48:32 PM
I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.
 
2013-07-03 01:49:51 PM
Honestly.  What?  When I was in high school, a woman got irritated with me at a waterpark because I was fascinated at the fact she wearing a see-through top one piece swimsuit.  Bottom part was not.  Aka, I saw her breasts and her nipples in full color.
 
2013-07-03 01:50:50 PM

likefunbutnot: clevershark: Except maybe one with turds bobbing up and down at the surface...

I saw a kid puke in to a pool a couple weeks ago.

Though the best one I've seen this year was a ~2 year old doing the pee-pee dance while his mom (?) was sunbathing. She didn't get up in time so the kid dropped trou and pissed on her.

Normally you gotta pay extra for that.


We're gonna need video.
 
2013-07-03 01:51:27 PM
It's your fault for being in Independence.
 
2013-07-03 01:53:29 PM
This thread is a huge disappoint.
 
2013-07-03 01:54:00 PM

jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.


Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.
 
2013-07-03 01:54:35 PM

Dr.Zom: This thread is a huge disappoint.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-03 01:56:32 PM
EIP
 
2013-07-03 01:57:18 PM
..and they be sayin "you need pants to slide"
 
2013-07-03 01:57:32 PM
ColSanders: To be fair to Martin Short, he could sorta pass as a odd-looking gal if dressed right. The other, not so sure.
 
2013-07-03 01:58:27 PM
You know, I really can't decide if it's bad for her to be wearing that or not.  I'm going to need a LOT of pics of other women in bikinis for comparison.  Ranging in size from "How many Ds did you say?" all the way to "mini-petite".  Preferably while said women are still wet from the pool.  Or oil covered.  Or even Jello.  Oh, and if any of you Farkettes want a personal opinion, please feel free to send BIE.  EIP.
 
2013-07-03 01:58:47 PM

Kiradikash: God Is My Co-Pirate: Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom.

/the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one

I have had that happen to me at a local water park. Everyone called the big slide the "wedgie slide". I did not know this, as it was my first trip to the park. So, not only was I trying to pull the bikini bottoms out of my butt crack, I also had to try to get my bikini top back on. Not fun at all. Lol.


This is why I have different swimsuits for sunbathing and waterskiing. Different bathing suits for a casual pool party and swimming in the ocean.

They should have a clear statement that swimsuits that don't cover up X and Y, offensive/hateful clothing or tattoos will be asked to change or leave. If asked to leave, customers should be refunded.

Also if you think THIS lady is so fat and terrible, you have never been to Missouri. In any case, frankly I know I sound really fat right here, but I have a live and let live attitude and it doesn't hurt me to see fat people period. They shouldn't be held to a higher standard than others.

If you feel comfortable in a bikini ladies- then wear one. People hating on you just want to make everyone feel shiatty about their bodies. There are women who are size 0 and don't have the confidence to wear a swimsuit in public- people like the assholes on Fark (welcome to Fark, I know) have brought all women down to a point where they question if they are good enough to do something that AFFECTS NOONE ELSE.

/I know, I sound fat, welcome to Fark, but I don't care that you guys are jerks, I just want people to know you are jerks (which is fine, I love it) and your opinion doesn't matter.
 
2013-07-03 01:59:03 PM
C'mon I needed the shade!
 
2013-07-03 01:59:52 PM
The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.
 
2013-07-03 02:00:26 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i39.tinypic.com image 481x407]

There it is - took a surprising amount of courage to slide down the yellow one.


No way in hell.
 
2013-07-03 02:01:24 PM

happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.

Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.


Look, if you are going to dress in skimpy clothes you have to have the body to pull it off. They wouldn't show her from behind and the little bit they did show of her taking a step, a bowl of jello on a paint mixer has less jiggle than her thighs. Led Zepplin would say she has no soul. No one wants to see that.
 
2013-07-03 02:01:32 PM
Why all the hate for big titties??

You farkers that like women who look pre-pubescent are the sick ones...
 
2013-07-03 02:02:43 PM
her boobs were not very big. :(
 
2013-07-03 02:03:35 PM

Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.


First time I ever saw pubes was at a water park.  Hard to wait in line with a boner when you're 11.
 
2013-07-03 02:03:50 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i39.tinypic.com image 481x407]

There it is - took a surprising amount of courage to slide down the yellow one.


I would, done ones that was more beastly than that... Look up Bomb Bay or Der Stuka at Wet N Wild, Orlando, FL
 
2013-07-03 02:04:21 PM

ColSanders: [i240.photobucket.com image 369x261]


i.imgur.com

Jan's face and boobs, Angela's hair.

cdn0.hark.com
 
2013-07-03 02:05:31 PM

spidermilk: Kiradikash: God Is My Co-Pirate: Heh, I remember going on a waterslide that was so high and steep it was notorious for taking off bikini tops. There were always a bunch of guys hanging around the pool at the bottom.

/the ability to put a bikini top on while trying to stay underwater is an underrated one

I have had that happen to me at a local water park. Everyone called the big slide the "wedgie slide". I did not know this, as it was my first trip to the park. So, not only was I trying to pull the bikini bottoms out of my butt crack, I also had to try to get my bikini top back on. Not fun at all. Lol.

This is why I have different swimsuits for sunbathing and waterskiing. Different bathing suits for a casual pool party and swimming in the ocean.

They should have a clear statement that swimsuits that don't cover up X and Y, offensive/hateful clothing or tattoos will be asked to change or leave. If asked to leave, customers should be refunded.

Also if you think THIS lady is so fat and terrible, you have never been to Missouri. In any case, frankly I know I sound really fat right here, but I have a live and let live attitude and it doesn't hurt me to see fat people period. They shouldn't be held to a higher standard than others.

If you feel comfortable in a bikini ladies- then wear one. People hating on you just want to make everyone feel shiatty about their bodies. There are women who are size 0 and don't have the confidence to wear a swimsuit in public- people like the assholes on Fark (welcome to Fark, I know) have brought all women down to a point where they question if they are good enough to do something that AFFECTS NOONE ELSE.

/I know, I sound fat, welcome to Fark, but I don't care that you guys are jerks, I just want people to know you are jerks (which is fine, I love it) and your opinion doesn't matter.


*clicks on profile*

Um...not white-knighting here as i am happily taken (yes farkers...im HAPPILY engaged), but you have absolutely NO reason to be self conscious. Honestly.
 
2013-07-03 02:06:38 PM
How many chicks bust out of their tops at these water parks anyhow? GIS suggests not many.
 
2013-07-03 02:07:39 PM

Drunken_Polar_Bear: You know, I really can't decide if it's bad for her to be wearing that or not.  I'm going to need a LOT of pics of other women in bikinis for comparison.  Ranging in size from "How many Ds did you say?" all the way to "mini-petite".  Preferably while said women are still wet from the pool.  Or oil covered.  Or even Jello.  Oh, and if any of you Farkettes want a personal opinion, please feel free to send BIE.  EIP.


How about petite AND oil covered? NSFW (Bikini absent)
 
2013-07-03 02:08:32 PM

monoski: How many chicks bust out of their tops at these water parks anyhow? GIS suggests not many.


Well, not many people carry a waterproof camera around to capture such moments.
 
2013-07-03 02:10:04 PM
She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.
 
2013-07-03 02:10:18 PM
Mama June
Wearing
Daisy Dukes?
 
2013-07-03 02:10:33 PM
Once again, subby is either trolling or has the reading comprehension of a 10 year old.
 
2013-07-03 02:14:30 PM

OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.


It truly is sad when someone, someone that used to get by so well because of their looks, wakes up one morning and realizes they don't have a Plan 'B' and the rest of their life will just be worse and worse because of it.

Luckily for the rest of us, there are more young ladies to take out minds off her awful, awful plight.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Supply and demand. You're meant to cash in when you're ahead.
 
hej
2013-07-03 02:14:37 PM
I'm guessing it was more related to the conspicuous tramp stamps.
 
2013-07-03 02:14:38 PM

OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.


What gives ppl the right to not be "offended" by a slightly overweight woman with big titties in a bikini?

This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

So she doesnt look like a 16 year old little girl in a bikini....who's the sick one here? Her for wearing a bikini and having a less than absolutely perfect body, or those that think in order for her to be attractive she needs to look like a 16 year old?
 
2013-07-03 02:15:08 PM

jst3p: happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.

Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.

Look, if you are going to dress in skimpy clothes you have to have the body to pull it off. They wouldn't show her from behind and the little bit they did show of her taking a step, a bowl of jello on a paint mixer has less jiggle than her thighs. Led Zepplin would say she has no soul. No one wants to see that.


I thought she looked pretty good, and from the front shot her ass couldn't have been that big. She's not Twiggy, but neither was the most beautiful woman ever, Raquel Welch.
 
2013-07-03 02:15:33 PM
I guess the fear could have been that those gigantic fun bags falling out of that poor bathing suit on one of the rides.  Either way, lame on the park.
 
2013-07-03 02:16:02 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.


Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.
 
2013-07-03 02:16:24 PM
Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip
 
2013-07-03 02:16:54 PM
i2.listal.com
Its the girl from Gummo!

or... OR!

Jared Leto in Fight Club
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-03 02:17:23 PM

Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.


There was a slide at a Water Park near me that might as well have been called "Flash Mountain" because you were guaranteed to see a bikini top roll up.
 
2013-07-03 02:17:29 PM

physt: tattoo


I have seen maybe two or three that added something to a woman's initial appeal, but they were delicate accents to a natural beauty, not words or bold graphics.

/Also I was probably a little drunk.
 
2013-07-03 02:18:45 PM
This is madness.
 
2013-07-03 02:19:05 PM
Manufactured outrage....next!
 
2013-07-03 02:20:13 PM

likefunbutnot: I'd just like to say that my office is across the street from a water park. The window I'm facing is perhaps 50 feet from what would be people in bathing suits (ugly Northwest Indiana Wal-mart sorts of people, but still technically people), if it were warmer than 60 degrees right now.

Also I'm given to understand that the way, way nastier thing than skimpy outfits is people who don't shower before entering the water. Nothing like seeing a wave pool with a layer of weird oil on it.


So, you either work in the Vet's office in Chesterton, or the corn field in Hobart...
 
2013-07-03 02:20:27 PM

jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.


Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?

So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?

Look, i'm not attracted to very overweight women either, but shaming someone just for the point of making them feel less-than is a dick move no matter what your justification is
 
2013-07-03 02:20:36 PM
Mittigan:
The agonizingly slow, sweeping shot starting at her feet was some real top-notch journalism.

And rarely is such an awkward smile seen outside of a dysfunctional family photo.
 
2013-07-03 02:20:49 PM

happydude45: jst3p: happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.

Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.

Look, if you are going to dress in skimpy clothes you have to have the body to pull it off. They wouldn't show her from behind and the little bit they did show of her taking a step, a bowl of jello on a paint mixer has less jiggle than her thighs. Led Zepplin would say she has no soul. No one wants to see that.

I thought she looked pretty good, and from the front shot her ass couldn't have been that big. She's not Twiggy, but neither was the most beautiful woman ever, Raquel Welch.


You are entitled to your opinion and I have only seen the evidence that they showed. Here is what I saw. A pretty face, nice rack but when they panned down her legs she was clenching her thighs together like she was trying to suffocate a bunny down there. And when they showed her take two steps, from afar, I saw waves big enough to surf on. Instinct tells me that the back of those bottoms were more revealing that was called for and the news crew intentionally didn't show it because it makes a better story, but I admit that is speculation on my part.
 
2013-07-03 02:21:45 PM

Treygreen13: Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.

There was a slide at a Water Park near me that might as well have been called "Flash Mountain" because you were guaranteed to see a bikini top roll up.


This one time at a lake, this girl had her left tit popped out of her bikini for what seemed like half an hour before one of her friends finally noticed and told her.  I would've told her but she had a great set of tits.
 
2013-07-03 02:22:19 PM

DirkTheDaring: Drunken_Polar_Bear: You know, I really can't decide if it's bad for her to be wearing that or not.  I'm going to need a LOT of pics of other women in bikinis for comparison.  Ranging in size from "How many Ds did you say?" all the way to "mini-petite".  Preferably while said women are still wet from the pool.  Or oil covered.  Or even Jello.  Oh, and if any of you Farkettes want a personal opinion, please feel free to send BIE.  EIP.

How about petite AND oil covered? NSFW (Bikini absent)


Look at all the old and fat dudes with giant cameras
 
2013-07-03 02:22:19 PM

ChipNASA: MrBallou: It was her bottom they complained about. Maybe the cottage cheese violated the "no outside food" ban.

The video didn't show her from behind, but Mark Clegg looks concerned.

Here you go......


[i23.tinypic.com image 740x558]


OMG my eyes!!! where is the brain bleach when you need it.

/one big hippobottomass!!!
 
2013-07-03 02:23:13 PM

skantea: physt: tattoo

I have seen maybe two or three that added something to a woman's initial appeal, but they were delicate accents to a natural beauty, not words or bold graphics.

/Also I was probably a little drunk.


How many tattoos are too many? NSFW
 
2013-07-03 02:23:39 PM

durbnpoisn: Okay.  She's not thin.  She's not young.  But she's not ugly.  And from what I can see, there is nothing innappropriate about her bikini.
There must be something missing from this story.


They are prudes?

jst3p: happydude45: jst3p: I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit and not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave."
They were wearing the same size as you but they had 1/3 your body mass. Go be fat somewhere else Jumbo, or cover up.

Wow, you're a dumbass in every thread you post in. Kudos for consistency.

Look, if you are going to dress in skimpy clothes you have to have the body to pull it off. They wouldn't show her from behind and the little bit they did show of her taking a step, a bowl of jello on a paint mixer has less jiggle than her thighs. Led Zepplin would say she has no soul. No one wants to see that.


America the land of freedom huh?
 
2013-07-03 02:24:37 PM
she might have gotten kicked out of the water park, but I wouldn't kick her out of my bed.
 
2013-07-03 02:26:27 PM

iron_city_ap: So, you either work in the Vet's office in Chesterton, or the corn field in Hobart...


Really, really close.
 
2013-07-03 02:27:02 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.

Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?


Yes.

So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?

No, please confine your arguments to things that I said, not things that you pretended I said.
 
2013-07-03 02:28:55 PM
I'd ban her from my water park, if you know what I mean

/I don't know what I mean
 
2013-07-03 02:29:27 PM

jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.

Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?

Yes.

So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?

No, please confine your arguments to things that I said, not things that you pretended I said.


Then i would suppose you have the body of a 19 year old weightlifter?

Otherwise...
 
2013-07-03 02:29:37 PM
all kidding aside, the number one thing wrong at water parks, beaches, pools are people with really discusting long toenails. The kind that stretch right over the edge of the shoe/flip-flop/sandles...ewwww gross.
 
2013-07-03 02:32:07 PM

physt: buckeyebrain: If you scrub off the tattoo, I'd certainly hit that.

I've never, ever seen a tattoo that made a woman look better.


Pretty sure it's impossible.
 
2013-07-03 02:32:23 PM
I sincerely doubt the staff there were picking on anyone for being heavier or having big boobs. It states she got in trouble for wearing a bottom that was too small so I guess she had parts hanging out. Of course, her reaction is "Oh my god you're just jealous I'm calling the news crew!"

Doesn't matter what you look like you will get kicked out of a public pool for exposing yourself.
 
2013-07-03 02:34:15 PM

jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: jst3p: The more you eat the more you fart: This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

Have you seen our increasingly obese population? More women and men should have body image issues.

Heath effects not withstanding...says who? You?

Yes.

So you're saying fat people should be shamed and ridiculed?

No, please confine your arguments to things that I said, not things that you pretended I said.


Dude, it was right above this.  Maybe time to stop drinking?
 
2013-07-03 02:34:48 PM

steklo: all kidding aside, the number one thing wrong at water parks, beaches, pools are people with really discusting long toenails. The kind that stretch right over the edge of the shoe/flip-flop/sandles...ewwww gross.


I would respectfully argue that the MOST disgusting thing is the E. coli content in the water.

My HOA has been sending regular "Wash your ass" emails regarding pool safety. Makes me sick just to think about.

/ruined for public pools and water parks
//nasty farks!
 
2013-07-03 02:37:01 PM

spidermilk: If you feel comfortable in a bikini ladies- then wear one. People hating on you just want to make everyone feel shiatty about their bodies. There are women who are size 0 and don't have the confidence to wear a swimsuit in public- people like the assholes on Fark (welcome to Fark, I know) have brought all women down to a point where they question if they are good enough to do something that AFFECTS NOONE ELSE.


Does it really affect no one? People don't exist in a vacuum. When you go to a public place, from the perspective of other people, you become a part of the environment of that place. People react to their environment, and although we have social mores and self-control to regulate how people express and/or respond to those reactions, the reactions themselves still occur, and to a very large extent they cannot be helped: they come from hard-coded instincts and deeply ingrained conventions that cannot simply be waved away.

We can argue about what reactions it's OK to demand people moderate. We can discuss when it is and is not all right to dismiss a reaction as unworthy of consideration, calling them trivial or wrongheaded or whatever. But when we say that things like this "affect no one," we are sticking our heads in the sand. We do affect people with these kinds of decisions. And maybe -just maybe- we should be taking those effects into greater account.
 
2013-07-03 02:38:03 PM

Liz Lemon: steklo: all kidding aside, the number one thing wrong at water parks, beaches, pools are people with really discusting long toenails. The kind that stretch right over the edge of the shoe/flip-flop/sandles...ewwww gross.

I would respectfully argue that the MOST disgusting thing is the E. coli content in the water.

My HOA has been sending regular "Wash your ass" emails regarding pool safety. Makes me sick just to think about.

/ruined for public pools and water parks
//nasty farks!


Try swimming in our lake with duck crap floating around. We don't get sick though.
 
2013-07-03 02:39:39 PM

Treygreen13: If they asked her to put on shorts, my guess is that her bikini bottoms weren't covering enough of her vagina or anus. Which would be the same for anyone other woman.


And it's probably the same for any guy doing the same, unless he starts acting like a douche over it.

And good lord if it were a man with the mouse out of the house he'd be on the sex offender registry.

So you're saying you should be allowed to have your junk hanging out at a place where there are children.
 
2013-07-03 02:41:19 PM
Older broad
Big titties
Obviously knows how to fark your brains out
Likes food
Worked the weight off
Decent looking

/If y'all don't want a piece of that I'll take your share
//fist of an angry god
 
2013-07-03 02:41:24 PM

farkingismybusiness: Damn it Katy Perry!!

This is a family park!! Cover up!!1 NSFW

/San Dimas High School football rules!!!


Thank the gods for farkingismybusiness.

/You know where I'll be
 
2013-07-03 02:42:24 PM

DirkTheDaring: How many tattoos are too many? NSFW


ANNNNND up comes my lunch.
 
ecl
2013-07-03 02:42:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-03 02:44:39 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Older broad
Big titties
Obviously knows how to fark your brains out
Likes food
Worked the weight off
Decent looking

/If y'all don't want a piece of that I'll take your share
//fist of an angry god


This.

Admittedly though, shes on the upper limit of what i personally find attractive. The huge titties make up for it tho.

/You havent been properly laid until you've had an older woman who knows wtf shes doing.
//best 5 years ive had so far
 
2013-07-03 02:45:13 PM

Aar1012: Muta: I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.

We need to fix this RIGHT NOW


www.wifeytalk.com

Wifey approves.
 
2013-07-03 02:45:21 PM

DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: DirkTheDaring: kvinesknows: my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) . She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

POIDH.

Ive sent naked ones to you before already.  Ill see if I can take a good bikini shot tonight for ya

Awesome! Could you send me a quick email? I can't find your address.


...honestly I just want to know what a '40-4d' is.
 
2013-07-03 02:46:09 PM

wombatsrus: Aar1012: Muta: I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.

We need to fix this RIGHT NOW



Wifey approves.


Ooooo...wifey.

Now THAT is a bonafide MILF.
 
2013-07-03 02:47:20 PM
Millennium:

they were correct on one point, and one point only: her chosen style of swimsuit doesn't flatter her at all.

ITYM "at her age," IYKWIM. And you're wrong: she ain't bad for 43. She might even distract me from a 30 year old nympho if she's got a good sense of humor and some decent bourbon.

It's too bad that women don't become truly interesting people till they're middle aged. If you went by intelligence, common sense and judgment -- mental adulthood -- the age of consent for females would have to be at least 35.

So all you farkers dating 23 year old girls are cradle-robbing perverts. Pick on somebody who might know better.
 
2013-07-03 02:48:04 PM
I've seen worse
 
2013-07-03 02:48:06 PM
Bet if she was one of those teenaged bimbos wearing even less the park pervert patrol would have been falling all over their tiny little dicks to let her stay.
How many women her age could even wear a bikini... in Missouri (not exactly know for having slim people)... after having kids... and still look that good in it?

Fark these assholes. I'd take that MILF any day.
 
2013-07-03 02:49:51 PM

bongmiester: [media2.kshb.com image 542x406]

yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it


She looks good for her age, and if she wants to show it off, better for her.  I've seen women half her age who shouldn't be wearing two piece suits, hell I've seen 16 year old's who shouldn't wear something like that so it's not always age.
 
2013-07-03 02:49:52 PM
DNRTFA but THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
 
2013-07-03 02:50:30 PM

wombatsrus: Aar1012: Muta: I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.

We need to fix this RIGHT NOW



Wifey approves.


For the record, shes 48, and WAY hotter than 99.99% of the 20-30 year-olds ive seen.
 
2013-07-03 02:52:48 PM

InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip


You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.
 
2013-07-03 02:54:21 PM

jst3p: monoski: How many chicks bust out of their tops at these water parks anyhow? GIS suggests not many.

Well, not many people carry a waterproof camera around to capture such moments.


You would think some pervy dad and his cell phone would catch a few while watching the kids. If I had kids there is no way I would go in that bacteria filled piss park.
 
2013-07-03 02:54:21 PM

Latinwolf: InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip

You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.


That being said, EIP.

img.fark.net
 
2013-07-03 02:56:31 PM
I'd put my erect male genitalia inside her female genitalia.


/amidoinitright?
 
2013-07-03 02:58:51 PM
I'd slide through her wet chute.
 
2013-07-03 02:58:54 PM

DirkTheDaring: Latinwolf: InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip

You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.

That being said, EIP.

[img.fark.net image 520x519]


/eip

Dirk, still my hero
 
2013-07-03 02:59:53 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-03 03:00:19 PM

buckeyebrain: If you scrub off the tattoo, I'd certainly hit that.


That tat is covering up her scar from the surgery to remove 10 lbs of skin after her 100 lb weight loss.
 
2013-07-03 03:01:49 PM
Subby's headline would make much more sense if it was this woman at the water park:

media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2013-07-03 03:01:54 PM
 
2013-07-03 03:02:20 PM

InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the see Farkettes fat tits like that.

/eip


that's better
 
2013-07-03 03:02:43 PM

LaughingRadish: Subby's headline would make much more sense if it was this woman at the water park:

[media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]


That's a mountain troll.

silly gandalf
 
2013-07-03 03:03:23 PM

Liz Lemon: steklo: all kidding aside, the number one thing wrong at water parks, beaches, pools are people with really discusting long toenails. The kind that stretch right over the edge of the shoe/flip-flop/sandles...ewwww gross.

I would respectfully argue that the MOST disgusting thing is the E. coli content in the water.

My HOA has been sending regular "Wash your ass" emails regarding pool safety. Makes me sick just to think about.

/ruined for public pools and water parks
//nasty farks!


Oh yeah...you nailed it. Wow pretty cool HOA sending out "clean your anus" letters to its filthy residents. All my HOA did was send letters reminding me my house looked like a crack house and to mow my lawn.
 
2013-07-03 03:05:54 PM

MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]


I'd still like to visit her Action Park.
 
2013-07-03 03:05:59 PM

Latinwolf: InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip

You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.


There's a bit of a difference between seeing some porn model's tits and seeing the tits of some normal person you can actually interact with on a regular person level. There's something a bit more exciting about seeing the latter, more titillating if you will.
 
2013-07-03 03:08:01 PM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 03:09:06 PM
It doesn't matter if you farkers enjoy looking at her body or not, or whether or not she is skinny or fat or just right, or anywhere in between.  It is silly to say it was because of her tattoos or because her boobs were too big (neither she or the park officials said it was because of the bathing suit top).

The problem is, her bathing suit was too small to cover her butt and she was asked to comply with the rules of the park.  Instead of putting on some shorts, she had them call the police and then called the media in and claims she was singled out.

It is true, she was singled out, for non-compliance with the park's rules about covering your butt with some kind of material while in their park.  If a large man had a speedo on that didn't cover his whole butt, a lot of you same farkers would be screeching and wailing that he should have been culled from the herd for being so gross.  Welcome me to Fark, where the double-standard is alive and thriving.
 
2013-07-03 03:09:16 PM

elev8meL8r: MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]

I'd still like to visit her Action Park.


Bring your credit card. I hear the fees for entering Action Park are very expensive and parking is hard to find.

well, depending where you're going to park your hardness.
 
2013-07-03 03:09:48 PM

Liz Lemon: My HOA has been sending regular "Wash your ass" emails regarding pool safety.


I would like to see one of these emails. Can you paste the text here? The poor person who had to write it reminds me of the mid-level manager forced to find out who isn't flushing.
 
2013-07-03 03:09:59 PM
big or small
I like 'em all
yay boobies!

bie?
eip
 
2013-07-03 03:10:14 PM
Big booty biatchez big big booty biatchez

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldTtAURFwSg
 
2013-07-03 03:10:32 PM

ukexpat: https://www.facebook.com/MUSCLEHUNTRESS


Nice lol
 
2013-07-03 03:13:13 PM

clevershark: Independence


Nah. Conservative dress is not a thing in Independence.

The best way to describe Independence is as "Kansas City's Jersey".
 
2013-07-03 03:15:27 PM

dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]


Better.....


i354.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 03:16:38 PM

wambu: Miss Anna Song came in support of teh big boobz.

\three times


Dayum.
 
2013-07-03 03:16:45 PM
There is an obvious social benefit to the Studman69 aversion to older women.  Plainly, this prejudice diverts young males toward more reproductively able young women and decreases incidences of Oedipal obsession.  'Grinding on Grannies' is for more mature men.  In time, unless an infantile fixation on youth obtains, even most disdainful of Farkers will look upon those pictures and think one thing: MOTORBOAT!
 
2013-07-03 03:19:50 PM
I love threads like this so much.


That being said, I didn't really see a problem with her bikini.


/if there's BIEs going around, please EIP.
 
2013-07-03 03:21:58 PM
Maybe they were worried she'd get stuck in the chute?
s9.postimg.org
 
2013-07-03 03:22:07 PM

WeenerGord: [images.wikia.com image 362x336]
[www.fsk405.com image 800x1200]
[www.viceland.com image 600x614]


Ewww the one in red has discusting fingernails!  Ewwwww.....OMG can you imagine the welts and bleeding if she decided to claw on your back as you f*ck her? .
 
2013-07-03 03:24:07 PM
The Ultimate Water Park :

Rule 1: Nobody under 18 allowed.

Women 18-35 : Free, with bikini. Otherwise, see male scale.
Women 35-50: 25$, one-piece & T-shirt required, otherwise see male scale.
Women over 50: No.

Men: 18-32 : 2,00$
Men: 33-42 : 10,000$
Men 43 or over : 100,000$

Water rides open from 10 AM to sundown. Cocktail bar opens at noon, closes three hours after sundown.
 
2013-07-03 03:25:24 PM
I want to go to a waterpark just to cool down and relax and shiat but as a dude in his mid 30's  that would be just way too creepy. No I am not scouting.
/Waaaater .....waaater
 
2013-07-03 03:27:23 PM
www.askabachelor.com

/ Airbags deployed.
 
2013-07-03 03:28:12 PM

berylman: I want to go to a waterpark just to cool down and relax and shiat but as a dude in his mid 30's  that would be just way too creepy. No I am not scouting.
/Waaaater .....waaater


ugg... I feel creepy enough going to the outdoor public pool at the end of the street by myself to work out after work.  not sure I could do a waterpark.
 
2013-07-03 03:28:52 PM
kvinesknows: djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.

they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.


Amateur
My SO is 38H
I went to the bra fitting
/ YOU"RE DAMN RIGHT I DID :)
 
2013-07-03 03:31:06 PM

Trashdigger: It doesn't matter if you farkers enjoy looking at her body or not, or whether or not she is skinny or fat or just right, or anywhere in between.  It is silly to say it was because of her tattoos or because her boobs were too big (neither she or the park officials said it was because of the bathing suit top).

The problem is, her bathing suit was too small to cover her butt and she was asked to comply with the rules of the park.  Instead of putting on some shorts, she had them call the police and then called the media in and claims she was singled out.

It is true, she was singled out, for non-compliance with the park's rules about covering your butt with some kind of material while in their park.  If a large man had a speedo on that didn't cover his whole butt, a lot of you same farkers would be screeching and wailing that he should have been culled from the herd for being so gross.  Welcome me to Fark, where the double-standard is alive and thriving.


Go be reasonable somewhere else.
 
2013-07-03 03:31:38 PM

berylman: I want to go to a waterpark just to cool down and relax and shiat but as a dude in his mid 30's  that would be just way too creepy. No I am not scouting.
/Waaaater .....waaater


I don't find water parks that relaxing. Too much of the hoi polloi. I prefer mid day at my gym, which has a spa and relatively unused pool. In fact, I think I'll go there now, to my happy place, with no kids or dogs or air conditioner fans.
 
2013-07-03 03:33:38 PM

onzmadi: kvinesknows: djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.

they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

Amateur
My SO is 38H
I went to the bra fitting
/ YOU"RE DAMN RIGHT I DID :)


We need photographic evidence.
 
2013-07-03 03:35:06 PM

steklo: elev8meL8r: MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]

I'd still like to visit her Action Park.

Bring your credit card. I hear the fees for entering Action Park are very expensive and parking is hard to find.

well, depending where you're going to park your hardness.


At Action Park. Great Shellac record. Hard in all the right places.
 
2013-07-03 03:35:42 PM

ChipNASA: dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]

Better.....


[i354.photobucket.com image 484x300]


Fantastic work, good sir.
 
2013-07-03 03:37:19 PM

fat boy: Mama June
Wearing
Daisy Dukes?



farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-03 03:38:27 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.

What gives ppl the right to not be "offended" by a slightly overweight woman with big titties in a bikini?

This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

So she doesnt look like a 16 year old little girl in a bikini....who's the sick one here? Her for wearing a bikini and having a less than absolutely perfect body, or those that think in order for her to be attractive she needs to look like a 16 year old?


This is going to sound really mean, but a shiatload of women, and men, should have body image issues.  We should not be like "Oh it's okay that you are a disgusting whale of a person with a huge increased risk of heart disease, diabetes, and other health problems.  It only matters that you feel good inside."  I'm sorry, but if you are legitimately fat, you should expect people to be averse to looking at you.

It's not that I don't understand.  I'm 6' tall and at one point I weighed 265lbs, and it wasn't muscle.  I was able to get down to around 165lbs, but then I met a girl and as things like that sometimes go, I gained a lot back.  Now I'm 225lbs.  I feel disgusted with myself, and I am going to lose weight again.
 
2013-07-03 03:39:40 PM

Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.


Kilos of blow? Were they on her ass, cuz I wouldn't mind that either....
 
2013-07-03 03:41:19 PM
wildcardjack:
I don't find water parks that relaxing. Too much of the hoi polloi. I prefer mid day at my gym, which has a spa and relatively unused pool. In fact, I think I'll go there now, to my happy place, with no kids or dogs or air conditioner fans.

And it's only 26 minutes away.
 
2013-07-03 03:43:03 PM

onzmadi: kvinesknows: djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.

they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

Amateur
My SO is 38H
I went to the bra fitting
/ YOU"RE DAMN RIGHT I DID :)


DDDD == GG = H

?? no?
 
2013-07-03 03:44:01 PM
So I have a season pass for my local waterpark and as much as I hate crowds, it gives my son something to do. (the park is awesome, I have to admit)

I cannot, for the life of me, ignore boobs and asses. I am way past the teenage stage where I get instant boners.

Any tips on peripheral ooglin'?
 
2013-07-03 03:45:28 PM
Big Boobs Won't Fit in Tubes
 
2013-07-03 03:46:46 PM

bearded clamorer: So... they asked her to put on shorts because of her big boobs?

I'm thinking criminally ugly cellulite ass.



Send her to our room

Signed,

The Blacks
 
2013-07-03 03:48:41 PM
Not yet?
pixhost.me
/wpod
 
2013-07-03 03:48:41 PM

The Angry Hand of God: ChipNASA: dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]

Better.....


[i354.photobucket.com image 484x300]

Fantastic work, good sir.


Not  mine but I saved it from Fark WAYYYYYY back in the day.
 
2013-07-03 03:48:46 PM

Bravo Two: onzmadi: kvinesknows: djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.

they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

Amateur
My SO is 38H
I went to the bra fitting
/ YOU"RE DAMN RIGHT I DID :)

We need photographic evidence.


I know I know rules is rules.
 
2013-07-03 03:53:09 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: bearded clamorer: So... they asked her to put on shorts because of her big boobs?

I'm thinking criminally ugly cellulite ass.


Send her to our room

Signed,

The Blacks


thesignalinthenoise.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-03 03:54:09 PM
She's hanging out of it. Gross.
 
2013-07-03 03:54:45 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Any tips on peripheral ooglin'?


Good sunglasses. Wrap-around is probably best.
 
2013-07-03 03:56:43 PM
Waterpark in Independence? They should thank her for her looks there, she is probably half the size of the rest of the women there.
 
2013-07-03 03:57:15 PM
You walk up to in charge girl and you look her in the eye and you say "You see these, honey pie?  I can feed a whole maternity ward with these.  Now take your bony little ass home and stop pestering me, cause I'm swimming."
 
2013-07-03 03:59:27 PM
Couple of whore shots in this thread. Wife included.
 
2013-07-03 03:59:58 PM

rocky_howard: Another picture of her. She doesn't seem the type of "I starved my way to weight loss" that develops a heavy case of cottage cheese and hanging skin.

Seems she weight trained her way to loss, which is a good way.

[i.imgur.com image 542x726]


Hubba hubba!
 
2013-07-03 04:02:24 PM
still want
 
2013-07-03 04:05:33 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2013-07-03 04:07:01 PM
realestatetomato.comrealestatetomato.comdorsetgifts.com
 
2013-07-03 04:08:30 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.

What gives ppl the right to not be "offended" by a slightly overweight woman with big titties in a bikini?

This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

So she doesnt look like a 16 year old little girl in a bikini....who's the sick one here? Her for wearing a bikini and having a less than absolutely perfect body, or those that think in order for her to be attractive she needs to look like a 16 year old?


I will look at any (moderately) attractive female over the age of 18 in a bikini with much appreciation.  Even the one in this article is look-worthy.  I was just saying society as a whole is usually more forgiving of the 18-year old hardbody in a bikini than a 40+ year-old.
 
2013-07-03 04:08:50 PM
People, it's Missouri.  Fat asses and pear shapes are everywhere.  This girl is a damn supermodel by comparison.
 
2013-07-03 04:10:29 PM

Treygreen13: Maybe it was a NORBIT scenario.
[www.foodcity.myvideostore.com image 624x666]
Yeah, I referenced Norbit.


BOOM BOOM BOOM

T-Rex: You're gonna make me c*m, or I'm gonna kick your ass!
 
2013-07-03 04:10:31 PM
Jesus. I didn't think she looked fat. She's NOT skinny...but she doesn't look 'fat' to me. She looks...maybe a size 8 or 10, outside her tits. Which look to me to be natural. If they're not natural, at least they don't look uber fake.

But all the fatty fatty mcfat shiat...wow.

/would hit it, though the tats are a bit ew
 
2013-07-03 04:12:18 PM

abhorrent1: I'd put my erect male genitalia inside her female genitalia.


/amidoinitright?


You mean to say that you would graciously enjoin her in sexual congress?
 
2013-07-03 04:14:48 PM

Feint: This is going to sound really mean, but a shiatload of women, and men, should have body image issues.


Agreed. I will refrain from my "the typical American diet is terrible and agribusiness conspires with the government to keep it that way" rant.

OTOH, other people do not exist entertain or arouse you. Ugly people exist. Deal with it. People wear skimpy outfits. Deal with it. They have no obligation to care whether you are offended or not. And you have no right to complain if you find them offensive.

Go be a prude somewhere else.
 
2013-07-03 04:16:35 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: abhorrent1: I'd put my erect male genitalia inside her female genitalia.


/amidoinitright?

You mean to say that you would graciously enjoin her in sexual congress?


Coitus, Jeffrey.
 
2013-07-03 04:19:13 PM
jasenj1:
Go be a prude prig somewhere else.
 
2013-07-03 04:20:59 PM
Ok, These are big breasts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0olFghFqcFg
 
2013-07-03 04:22:42 PM

rocky_howard: Unless she airbrushed the pic, she doesn't seem to have much, if any, cellulite:

[i.imgur.com image 484x608]


Other than the fact that her tits seem to be looking in opposite directions.
 
2013-07-03 04:27:18 PM
Well, no wonder, really........ afterall, it *is* a water park.

That's no place for HUUUUUUUUGE........ tracts of land........
 
2013-07-03 04:30:37 PM

elev8meL8r: MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]

I'd still like to visit her Action Park.


Feint: This is going to sound really mean, but a shiatload of women, and men, should have body image issues. We should not be like "Oh it's okay that you are a disgusting whale of a person with a huge increased risk of heart disease, diabetes, and other health problems. It only matters that you feel good inside." I'm sorry, but if you are legitimately fat, you should expect people to be averse to looking at you.

It's not that I don't understand. I'm 6' tall and at one point I weighed 265lbs, and it wasn't muscle. I was able to get down to around 165lbs, but then I met a girl and as things like that sometimes go, I gained a lot back. Now I'm 225lbs. I feel disgusted with myself, and I am going to lose weight again.



You're close, but I will argue that you're missing the mark. Is it "Precious Snowflake I-Won't-Define-Your-Reality OK" to be morbidly obese? No, of course not. It is unhealthy for the individual, however, and puts that person's family at risk of burdensome and expensive care, and possibly the community if the person ends up on public assistance due to weight-related illness. What is wrong is the moral judgement people place on the overweight and obese.

The Fat People should not be made to feel "bad". Most Fat People already have plenty of self-loathing and shame and it is clearly not helping them to un-fat themselves. The individual's weight is not good or bad, but healthy or unhealthy. Obesity is not the result of a moral failing, but of unhealthy choices often combined with the pure accident of the DNA lottery.
 
2013-07-03 04:36:08 PM

elev8meL8r: MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]

I'd still like to visit her Action Park.


Would you take a ride on her log flume?
 
2013-07-03 04:38:02 PM
The whole thing was for a potential lawsuit.  She claimed "body discrimination" which isn't a thing and "age discrimination" which isn't a thing legally unless you are over 40.  She might be able to swindle some free passes out of the park so they don't have to listen to her yap anymore.  Her discrimination thing was laughable, though.
 
2013-07-03 04:59:00 PM
testing
 
2013-07-03 05:00:07 PM
I'd totally fark her until I came.
 
2013-07-03 05:02:52 PM
You've seen two, you've seen them all

-Herb Caen
 
2013-07-03 05:05:43 PM

airsupport: Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.

First time I ever saw pubes was at a water park.  Hard to wait in line with a boner when you're 11.



Isn't there a famous picture of you 'floating' around the internet somewhere???
 
2013-07-03 05:09:40 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: So I have a season pass for my local waterpark and as much as I hate crowds, it gives my son something to do. (the park is awesome, I have to admit)

I cannot, for the life of me, ignore boobs and asses. I am way past the teenage stage where I get instant boners.

Any tips on peripheral ooglin'?


Reflective sunglasses
 
2013-07-03 05:15:58 PM
I don't trust the judgment of anyone who was looking at anything below her waist.
 
2013-07-03 05:18:34 PM

Cletus C.: I don't trust the judgment of anyone who was looking at anything below her waist.


how else can one spot cameltoe then?
 
2013-07-03 05:54:15 PM

AppleDumplingGangster: Once

You've seen one pair  two, you pretty much want to see the rest of 'em  you've seen them all

- Ron White Herb Caen
 
2013-07-03 06:37:01 PM

bearded clamorer: I'm thinking criminally ugly cellulite ass.


Really?  I didn't see any cellulite...
 
2013-07-03 07:09:16 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark: You're close, but I will argue that you're missing the mark. Is it "Precious Snowflake I-Won't-Define-Your-Reality OK" to be morbidly obese? No, of course not. It is unhealthy for the individual, however, and puts that person's family at risk of burdensome and expensive care, and possibly the community if the person ends up on public assistance due to weight-related illness. What is wrong is the moral judgement people place on the overweight and obese.

The Fat People should not be made to feel "bad". Most Fat People already have plenty of self-loathing and shame and it is clearly not helping them to un-fat themselves. The individual's weight is not good or bad, but healthy or unhealthy. Obesity is not the result of a moral failing, but of unhealthy choices often combined with the pure accident of the DNA lottery.


I didn't mean to imply that it is okay to say negative things about fat people.  Like I said, I'm a bit fat myself.  According to my BMI, I am borderline obese.  I was also bullied in school, so I would never condone harassing someone about their weight.

With that said, I also think it is wrong to celebrate being fat like it is okay.  It's not.  People need to be encouraged to be active.  Physical education needs to be mandatory in schools.  It's much easier to establish an active lifestyle as a child than it is as an adult.  Plus, gym class is fun.  I was a total gym class hero...even as an out of shape kid.
 
2013-07-03 07:14:03 PM

Science_Guy_3.14159: Ok, These are big breasts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0olFghFqcFg


Blondie at the Clermont has found her replacement?
 
2013-07-03 07:18:29 PM

Jackpot777: OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.

It truly is sad when someone, someone that used to get by so well because of their looks, wakes up one morning and realizes they don't have a Plan 'B' and the rest of their life will just be worse and worse because of it.

Luckily for the rest of us, there are more young ladies to take out minds off her awful, awful plight.

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Supply and demand. You're meant to cash in when you're ahead.


If you never use your "Plan B" you're playing it too safe.
 
2013-07-03 07:29:35 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Latinwolf: InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip

You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.

There's a bit of a difference between seeing some porn model's tits and seeing the tits of some normal person you can actually interact with on a regular person level. There's something a bit more exciting about seeing the latter, more titillating if you will.


See that bold part, doesn't apply when your interaction consists of nothing more than text on a screen.
 
2013-07-03 07:59:02 PM

Feint: Physical education needs to be mandatory in schools.  It's much easier to establish an active lifestyle as a child than it is as an adult.  Plus, gym class is fun.  I was a total gym class hero...even as an out of shape kid.


Physical education, as it's taught in most schools only serves to belittle the kids who don't have the coordination for sports and does very little to promote an active lifestyle. The fat kids always got picked last for teams and spent most of their time sitting on the sidelines anyway.

What schools (middle/high school) should do is have work out facilities more like a health club. A room full of various exercise equipment would do more to promote childhood health than playing volleyball or the other crap they teach in gym class. Playing sports should be left as extracurricular activities.
 
2013-07-03 08:27:29 PM

ReapTheChaos: Feint: Physical education needs to be mandatory in schools.  It's much easier to establish an active lifestyle as a child than it is as an adult.  Plus, gym class is fun.  I was a total gym class hero...even as an out of shape kid.

Physical education, as it's taught in most schools only serves to belittle the kids who don't have the coordination for sports and does very little to promote an active lifestyle. The fat kids always got picked last for teams and spent most of their time sitting on the sidelines anyway.

What schools (middle/high school) should do is have work out facilities more like a health club. A room full of various exercise equipment would do more to promote childhood health than playing volleyball or the other crap they teach in gym class. Playing sports should be left as extracurricular activities.


I got picked last often.  I didn't care, I kicked ass anyway.  That can also be avoided by not giving kids control over the teams.  Sports teach coordination.  Of course the fat kids that are only coordinated enough to get another twinkie to their mouth are going to be bad.  That's why you practice.  In my elementary and middle school gym classes, we learned sports skills before we played the sports.

In all honestly, it should be more like military fitness training.
 
2013-07-03 09:07:18 PM
can I get some bie
 
2013-07-03 09:17:51 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: spidermilk


It has nothing to do with me being self-concious. I'm not and I wish that more women would appreciate their imperfect bodies (because in reality everyone has fat, flab, etc.) and stop spending their lives hating themselves. It is just depressing to go swimming with a group of people and half the chicks won't get in the water or take off their coverups (or have any fun) because they are so worried about what people will think.
 
2013-07-03 09:35:31 PM

otaku69: can I get some bie


I tried, nada mang.
 
2013-07-03 09:54:38 PM
I'd be more sympathetic if the news report actually showed the part of her body in question. If the bathing suit bottom was all up in her crack...it's not a question of looking good. Nobody wants to slide down a slide someone's bare ass just scooted down.
 
2013-07-03 10:17:39 PM

serialsuicidebomber: airsupport: Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.

First time I ever saw pubes was at a water park.  Hard to wait in line with a boner when you're 11.


Isn't there a famous picture of you 'floating' around the internet somewhere???


I've seen a few.
 
2013-07-03 10:41:57 PM

airsupport: serialsuicidebomber: airsupport: Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.

First time I ever saw pubes was at a water park.  Hard to wait in line with a boner when you're 11.


Isn't there a famous picture of you 'floating' around the internet somewhere???

I've seen a few.


Ahhhh........ found it.
 
2013-07-03 11:20:31 PM

snuffy: my money is on a nasty ass tat


I'm betting the back of her suit is nothing but anal floss.
 
2013-07-04 05:14:33 AM
If I receive enough requests via E-mail (it's In my Profile), I might start my own water park for all you well-boobed Farkettes.
 
2013-07-04 07:15:08 AM
Seriously America??   Seriously????
Have the Terrorists won already?

What's next?
Body Burquas ????

 Come on, relax, and have a glass of nice cool milk.
You'll feel better.
 
2013-07-04 01:31:22 PM
I saw a wet burqa contest at Burning Man.
 
2013-07-04 07:01:38 PM

Speaker2Animals: She's wearing the same size swimsuit as girls "half my age" -- I think I can see the problem here.


That was my thinking, too.  It's fine to be proud of your body, but at least find a swimsuit that fits.
 
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