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2013-07-03 03:48:41 PM
Not yet?
pixhost.me
/wpod
 
2013-07-03 03:48:41 PM

The Angry Hand of God: ChipNASA: dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]

Better.....


[i354.photobucket.com image 484x300]

Fantastic work, good sir.


Not  mine but I saved it from Fark WAYYYYYY back in the day.
 
2013-07-03 03:48:46 PM

Bravo Two: onzmadi: kvinesknows: djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.

they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

Amateur
My SO is 38H
I went to the bra fitting
/ YOU"RE DAMN RIGHT I DID :)

We need photographic evidence.


I know I know rules is rules.
 
2013-07-03 03:53:09 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: bearded clamorer: So... they asked her to put on shorts because of her big boobs?

I'm thinking criminally ugly cellulite ass.


Send her to our room

Signed,

The Blacks


thesignalinthenoise.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-03 03:54:09 PM
She's hanging out of it. Gross.
 
2013-07-03 03:54:45 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Any tips on peripheral ooglin'?


Good sunglasses. Wrap-around is probably best.
 
2013-07-03 03:56:43 PM
Waterpark in Independence? They should thank her for her looks there, she is probably half the size of the rest of the women there.
 
2013-07-03 03:57:15 PM
You walk up to in charge girl and you look her in the eye and you say "You see these, honey pie?  I can feed a whole maternity ward with these.  Now take your bony little ass home and stop pestering me, cause I'm swimming."
 
2013-07-03 03:59:27 PM
Couple of whore shots in this thread. Wife included.
 
2013-07-03 03:59:58 PM

rocky_howard: Another picture of her. She doesn't seem the type of "I starved my way to weight loss" that develops a heavy case of cottage cheese and hanging skin.

Seems she weight trained her way to loss, which is a good way.

[i.imgur.com image 542x726]


Hubba hubba!
 
2013-07-03 04:02:24 PM
still want
 
2013-07-03 04:05:33 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2013-07-03 04:07:01 PM
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2013-07-03 04:08:30 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.

What gives ppl the right to not be "offended" by a slightly overweight woman with big titties in a bikini?

This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

So she doesnt look like a 16 year old little girl in a bikini....who's the sick one here? Her for wearing a bikini and having a less than absolutely perfect body, or those that think in order for her to be attractive she needs to look like a 16 year old?


I will look at any (moderately) attractive female over the age of 18 in a bikini with much appreciation.  Even the one in this article is look-worthy.  I was just saying society as a whole is usually more forgiving of the 18-year old hardbody in a bikini than a 40+ year-old.
 
2013-07-03 04:08:50 PM
People, it's Missouri.  Fat asses and pear shapes are everywhere.  This girl is a damn supermodel by comparison.
 
2013-07-03 04:10:29 PM

Treygreen13: Maybe it was a NORBIT scenario.
[www.foodcity.myvideostore.com image 624x666]
Yeah, I referenced Norbit.


BOOM BOOM BOOM

T-Rex: You're gonna make me c*m, or I'm gonna kick your ass!
 
2013-07-03 04:10:31 PM
Jesus. I didn't think she looked fat. She's NOT skinny...but she doesn't look 'fat' to me. She looks...maybe a size 8 or 10, outside her tits. Which look to me to be natural. If they're not natural, at least they don't look uber fake.

But all the fatty fatty mcfat shiat...wow.

/would hit it, though the tats are a bit ew
 
2013-07-03 04:12:18 PM

abhorrent1: I'd put my erect male genitalia inside her female genitalia.


/amidoinitright?


You mean to say that you would graciously enjoin her in sexual congress?
 
2013-07-03 04:14:48 PM

Feint: This is going to sound really mean, but a shiatload of women, and men, should have body image issues.


Agreed. I will refrain from my "the typical American diet is terrible and agribusiness conspires with the government to keep it that way" rant.

OTOH, other people do not exist entertain or arouse you. Ugly people exist. Deal with it. People wear skimpy outfits. Deal with it. They have no obligation to care whether you are offended or not. And you have no right to complain if you find them offensive.

Go be a prude somewhere else.
 
2013-07-03 04:16:35 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: abhorrent1: I'd put my erect male genitalia inside her female genitalia.


/amidoinitright?

You mean to say that you would graciously enjoin her in sexual congress?


Coitus, Jeffrey.
 
2013-07-03 04:19:13 PM
jasenj1:
Go be a prude prig somewhere else.
 
2013-07-03 04:20:59 PM
Ok, These are big breasts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0olFghFqcFg
 
2013-07-03 04:22:42 PM

rocky_howard: Unless she airbrushed the pic, she doesn't seem to have much, if any, cellulite:

[i.imgur.com image 484x608]


Other than the fact that her tits seem to be looking in opposite directions.
 
2013-07-03 04:27:18 PM
Well, no wonder, really........ afterall, it *is* a water park.

That's no place for HUUUUUUUUGE........ tracts of land........
 
2013-07-03 04:30:37 PM

elev8meL8r: MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]

I'd still like to visit her Action Park.


Feint: This is going to sound really mean, but a shiatload of women, and men, should have body image issues. We should not be like "Oh it's okay that you are a disgusting whale of a person with a huge increased risk of heart disease, diabetes, and other health problems. It only matters that you feel good inside." I'm sorry, but if you are legitimately fat, you should expect people to be averse to looking at you.

It's not that I don't understand. I'm 6' tall and at one point I weighed 265lbs, and it wasn't muscle. I was able to get down to around 165lbs, but then I met a girl and as things like that sometimes go, I gained a lot back. Now I'm 225lbs. I feel disgusted with myself, and I am going to lose weight again.



You're close, but I will argue that you're missing the mark. Is it "Precious Snowflake I-Won't-Define-Your-Reality OK" to be morbidly obese? No, of course not. It is unhealthy for the individual, however, and puts that person's family at risk of burdensome and expensive care, and possibly the community if the person ends up on public assistance due to weight-related illness. What is wrong is the moral judgement people place on the overweight and obese.

The Fat People should not be made to feel "bad". Most Fat People already have plenty of self-loathing and shame and it is clearly not helping them to un-fat themselves. The individual's weight is not good or bad, but healthy or unhealthy. Obesity is not the result of a moral failing, but of unhealthy choices often combined with the pure accident of the DNA lottery.
 
2013-07-03 04:36:08 PM

elev8meL8r: MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]

I'd still like to visit her Action Park.


Would you take a ride on her log flume?
 
2013-07-03 04:38:02 PM
The whole thing was for a potential lawsuit.  She claimed "body discrimination" which isn't a thing and "age discrimination" which isn't a thing legally unless you are over 40.  She might be able to swindle some free passes out of the park so they don't have to listen to her yap anymore.  Her discrimination thing was laughable, though.
 
2013-07-03 04:59:00 PM
testing
 
2013-07-03 05:00:07 PM
I'd totally fark her until I came.
 
2013-07-03 05:02:52 PM
You've seen two, you've seen them all

-Herb Caen
 
2013-07-03 05:05:43 PM

airsupport: Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.

First time I ever saw pubes was at a water park.  Hard to wait in line with a boner when you're 11.



Isn't there a famous picture of you 'floating' around the internet somewhere???
 
2013-07-03 05:09:40 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: So I have a season pass for my local waterpark and as much as I hate crowds, it gives my son something to do. (the park is awesome, I have to admit)

I cannot, for the life of me, ignore boobs and asses. I am way past the teenage stage where I get instant boners.

Any tips on peripheral ooglin'?


Reflective sunglasses
 
2013-07-03 05:15:58 PM
I don't trust the judgment of anyone who was looking at anything below her waist.
 
2013-07-03 05:18:34 PM

Cletus C.: I don't trust the judgment of anyone who was looking at anything below her waist.


how else can one spot cameltoe then?
 
2013-07-03 05:54:15 PM

AppleDumplingGangster: Once

You've seen one pair  two, you pretty much want to see the rest of 'em  you've seen them all

- Ron White Herb Caen
 
2013-07-03 06:37:01 PM

bearded clamorer: I'm thinking criminally ugly cellulite ass.


Really?  I didn't see any cellulite...
 
2013-07-03 07:09:16 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark: You're close, but I will argue that you're missing the mark. Is it "Precious Snowflake I-Won't-Define-Your-Reality OK" to be morbidly obese? No, of course not. It is unhealthy for the individual, however, and puts that person's family at risk of burdensome and expensive care, and possibly the community if the person ends up on public assistance due to weight-related illness. What is wrong is the moral judgement people place on the overweight and obese.

The Fat People should not be made to feel "bad". Most Fat People already have plenty of self-loathing and shame and it is clearly not helping them to un-fat themselves. The individual's weight is not good or bad, but healthy or unhealthy. Obesity is not the result of a moral failing, but of unhealthy choices often combined with the pure accident of the DNA lottery.


I didn't mean to imply that it is okay to say negative things about fat people.  Like I said, I'm a bit fat myself.  According to my BMI, I am borderline obese.  I was also bullied in school, so I would never condone harassing someone about their weight.

With that said, I also think it is wrong to celebrate being fat like it is okay.  It's not.  People need to be encouraged to be active.  Physical education needs to be mandatory in schools.  It's much easier to establish an active lifestyle as a child than it is as an adult.  Plus, gym class is fun.  I was a total gym class hero...even as an out of shape kid.
 
2013-07-03 07:14:03 PM

Science_Guy_3.14159: Ok, These are big breasts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0olFghFqcFg


Blondie at the Clermont has found her replacement?
 
2013-07-03 07:18:29 PM

Jackpot777: OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.

It truly is sad when someone, someone that used to get by so well because of their looks, wakes up one morning and realizes they don't have a Plan 'B' and the rest of their life will just be worse and worse because of it.

Luckily for the rest of us, there are more young ladies to take out minds off her awful, awful plight.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x180]

Supply and demand. You're meant to cash in when you're ahead.


If you never use your "Plan B" you're playing it too safe.
 
2013-07-03 07:29:35 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Latinwolf: InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip

You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.

There's a bit of a difference between seeing some porn model's tits and seeing the tits of some normal person you can actually interact with on a regular person level. There's something a bit more exciting about seeing the latter, more titillating if you will.


See that bold part, doesn't apply when your interaction consists of nothing more than text on a screen.
 
2013-07-03 07:59:02 PM

Feint: Physical education needs to be mandatory in schools.  It's much easier to establish an active lifestyle as a child than it is as an adult.  Plus, gym class is fun.  I was a total gym class hero...even as an out of shape kid.


Physical education, as it's taught in most schools only serves to belittle the kids who don't have the coordination for sports and does very little to promote an active lifestyle. The fat kids always got picked last for teams and spent most of their time sitting on the sidelines anyway.

What schools (middle/high school) should do is have work out facilities more like a health club. A room full of various exercise equipment would do more to promote childhood health than playing volleyball or the other crap they teach in gym class. Playing sports should be left as extracurricular activities.
 
2013-07-03 08:27:29 PM

ReapTheChaos: Feint: Physical education needs to be mandatory in schools.  It's much easier to establish an active lifestyle as a child than it is as an adult.  Plus, gym class is fun.  I was a total gym class hero...even as an out of shape kid.

Physical education, as it's taught in most schools only serves to belittle the kids who don't have the coordination for sports and does very little to promote an active lifestyle. The fat kids always got picked last for teams and spent most of their time sitting on the sidelines anyway.

What schools (middle/high school) should do is have work out facilities more like a health club. A room full of various exercise equipment would do more to promote childhood health than playing volleyball or the other crap they teach in gym class. Playing sports should be left as extracurricular activities.


I got picked last often.  I didn't care, I kicked ass anyway.  That can also be avoided by not giving kids control over the teams.  Sports teach coordination.  Of course the fat kids that are only coordinated enough to get another twinkie to their mouth are going to be bad.  That's why you practice.  In my elementary and middle school gym classes, we learned sports skills before we played the sports.

In all honestly, it should be more like military fitness training.
 
2013-07-03 09:07:18 PM
can I get some bie
 
2013-07-03 09:17:51 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: spidermilk


It has nothing to do with me being self-concious. I'm not and I wish that more women would appreciate their imperfect bodies (because in reality everyone has fat, flab, etc.) and stop spending their lives hating themselves. It is just depressing to go swimming with a group of people and half the chicks won't get in the water or take off their coverups (or have any fun) because they are so worried about what people will think.
 
2013-07-03 09:35:31 PM

otaku69: can I get some bie


I tried, nada mang.
 
2013-07-03 09:54:38 PM
I'd be more sympathetic if the news report actually showed the part of her body in question. If the bathing suit bottom was all up in her crack...it's not a question of looking good. Nobody wants to slide down a slide someone's bare ass just scooted down.
 
2013-07-03 10:17:39 PM

serialsuicidebomber: airsupport: Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.

First time I ever saw pubes was at a water park.  Hard to wait in line with a boner when you're 11.


Isn't there a famous picture of you 'floating' around the internet somewhere???


I've seen a few.
 
2013-07-03 10:41:57 PM

airsupport: serialsuicidebomber: airsupport: Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.

First time I ever saw pubes was at a water park.  Hard to wait in line with a boner when you're 11.


Isn't there a famous picture of you 'floating' around the internet somewhere???

I've seen a few.


Ahhhh........ found it.
 
2013-07-03 11:20:31 PM

snuffy: my money is on a nasty ass tat


I'm betting the back of her suit is nothing but anal floss.
 
2013-07-04 05:14:33 AM
If I receive enough requests via E-mail (it's In my Profile), I might start my own water park for all you well-boobed Farkettes.
 
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