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2013-07-03 02:49:51 PM

bongmiester: [media2.kshb.com image 542x406]

yah my guess is that tattoo has something to do with it


She looks good for her age, and if she wants to show it off, better for her.  I've seen women half her age who shouldn't be wearing two piece suits, hell I've seen 16 year old's who shouldn't wear something like that so it's not always age.
 
2013-07-03 02:49:52 PM
DNRTFA but THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
 
2013-07-03 02:50:30 PM

wombatsrus: Aar1012: Muta: I opened this thread expecting a pics of large breasted women in tiny bikini tops.

I am leaving disappointed... VERY disappointed.

We need to fix this RIGHT NOW



Wifey approves.


For the record, shes 48, and WAY hotter than 99.99% of the 20-30 year-olds ive seen.
 
2013-07-03 02:52:48 PM

InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip


You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.
 
2013-07-03 02:54:21 PM

jst3p: monoski: How many chicks bust out of their tops at these water parks anyhow? GIS suggests not many.

Well, not many people carry a waterproof camera around to capture such moments.


You would think some pervy dad and his cell phone would catch a few while watching the kids. If I had kids there is no way I would go in that bacteria filled piss park.
 
2013-07-03 02:54:21 PM

Latinwolf: InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip

You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.


That being said, EIP.

img.fark.net
 
2013-07-03 02:56:31 PM
I'd put my erect male genitalia inside her female genitalia.


/amidoinitright?
 
2013-07-03 02:58:51 PM
I'd slide through her wet chute.
 
2013-07-03 02:58:54 PM

DirkTheDaring: Latinwolf: InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip

You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.

That being said, EIP.

[img.fark.net image 520x519]


/eip

Dirk, still my hero
 
2013-07-03 02:59:53 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-03 03:00:19 PM

buckeyebrain: If you scrub off the tattoo, I'd certainly hit that.


That tat is covering up her scar from the surgery to remove 10 lbs of skin after her 100 lb weight loss.
 
2013-07-03 03:01:49 PM
Subby's headline would make much more sense if it was this woman at the water park:

media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2013-07-03 03:01:54 PM
 
2013-07-03 03:02:20 PM

InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the see Farkettes fat tits like that.

/eip


that's better
 
2013-07-03 03:02:43 PM

LaughingRadish: Subby's headline would make much more sense if it was this woman at the water park:

[media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]


That's a mountain troll.

silly gandalf
 
2013-07-03 03:03:23 PM

Liz Lemon: steklo: all kidding aside, the number one thing wrong at water parks, beaches, pools are people with really discusting long toenails. The kind that stretch right over the edge of the shoe/flip-flop/sandles...ewwww gross.

I would respectfully argue that the MOST disgusting thing is the E. coli content in the water.

My HOA has been sending regular "Wash your ass" emails regarding pool safety. Makes me sick just to think about.

/ruined for public pools and water parks
//nasty farks!


Oh yeah...you nailed it. Wow pretty cool HOA sending out "clean your anus" letters to its filthy residents. All my HOA did was send letters reminding me my house looked like a crack house and to mow my lawn.
 
2013-07-03 03:05:54 PM

MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]


I'd still like to visit her Action Park.
 
2013-07-03 03:05:59 PM

Latinwolf: InfernalCatfish: Obviously, the wrong headline was just an obvious attempt to make this a BIE thread.  It's pretty damn obvious, and shame on you for trying to take advantage of the Farkettes like that.

/eip

You know how it is with basement dwellers, they never see the real thing so they look for an excuse to beg for pics on the internet, despite there being so many places to get them.


There's a bit of a difference between seeing some porn model's tits and seeing the tits of some normal person you can actually interact with on a regular person level. There's something a bit more exciting about seeing the latter, more titillating if you will.
 
2013-07-03 03:08:01 PM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 03:09:06 PM
It doesn't matter if you farkers enjoy looking at her body or not, or whether or not she is skinny or fat or just right, or anywhere in between.  It is silly to say it was because of her tattoos or because her boobs were too big (neither she or the park officials said it was because of the bathing suit top).

The problem is, her bathing suit was too small to cover her butt and she was asked to comply with the rules of the park.  Instead of putting on some shorts, she had them call the police and then called the media in and claims she was singled out.

It is true, she was singled out, for non-compliance with the park's rules about covering your butt with some kind of material while in their park.  If a large man had a speedo on that didn't cover his whole butt, a lot of you same farkers would be screeching and wailing that he should have been culled from the herd for being so gross.  Welcome me to Fark, where the double-standard is alive and thriving.
 
2013-07-03 03:09:16 PM

elev8meL8r: MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]

I'd still like to visit her Action Park.


Bring your credit card. I hear the fees for entering Action Park are very expensive and parking is hard to find.

well, depending where you're going to park your hardness.
 
2013-07-03 03:09:48 PM

Liz Lemon: My HOA has been sending regular "Wash your ass" emails regarding pool safety.


I would like to see one of these emails. Can you paste the text here? The poor person who had to write it reminds me of the mid-level manager forced to find out who isn't flushing.
 
2013-07-03 03:09:59 PM
big or small
I like 'em all
yay boobies!

bie?
eip
 
2013-07-03 03:10:14 PM
Big booty biatchez big big booty biatchez

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldTtAURFwSg
 
2013-07-03 03:10:32 PM

ukexpat: https://www.facebook.com/MUSCLEHUNTRESS


Nice lol
 
2013-07-03 03:13:13 PM

clevershark: Independence


Nah. Conservative dress is not a thing in Independence.

The best way to describe Independence is as "Kansas City's Jersey".
 
2013-07-03 03:14:38 PM
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2013-07-03 03:15:27 PM

dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]


Better.....


i354.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-03 03:16:38 PM

wambu: Miss Anna Song came in support of teh big boobz.

\three times


Dayum.
 
2013-07-03 03:16:45 PM
There is an obvious social benefit to the Studman69 aversion to older women.  Plainly, this prejudice diverts young males toward more reproductively able young women and decreases incidences of Oedipal obsession.  'Grinding on Grannies' is for more mature men.  In time, unless an infantile fixation on youth obtains, even most disdainful of Farkers will look upon those pictures and think one thing: MOTORBOAT!
 
2013-07-03 03:19:50 PM
I love threads like this so much.


That being said, I didn't really see a problem with her bikini.


/if there's BIEs going around, please EIP.
 
2013-07-03 03:21:58 PM
Maybe they were worried she'd get stuck in the chute?
s9.postimg.org
 
2013-07-03 03:22:07 PM

WeenerGord: [images.wikia.com image 362x336]
[www.fsk405.com image 800x1200]
[www.viceland.com image 600x614]


Ewww the one in red has discusting fingernails!  Ewwwww.....OMG can you imagine the welts and bleeding if she decided to claw on your back as you f*ck her? .
 
2013-07-03 03:24:07 PM
The Ultimate Water Park :

Rule 1: Nobody under 18 allowed.

Women 18-35 : Free, with bikini. Otherwise, see male scale.
Women 35-50: 25$, one-piece & T-shirt required, otherwise see male scale.
Women over 50: No.

Men: 18-32 : 2,00$
Men: 33-42 : 10,000$
Men 43 or over : 100,000$

Water rides open from 10 AM to sundown. Cocktail bar opens at noon, closes three hours after sundown.
 
2013-07-03 03:25:24 PM
I want to go to a waterpark just to cool down and relax and shiat but as a dude in his mid 30's  that would be just way too creepy. No I am not scouting.
/Waaaater .....waaater
 
2013-07-03 03:27:23 PM
www.askabachelor.com

/ Airbags deployed.
 
2013-07-03 03:28:12 PM

berylman: I want to go to a waterpark just to cool down and relax and shiat but as a dude in his mid 30's  that would be just way too creepy. No I am not scouting.
/Waaaater .....waaater


ugg... I feel creepy enough going to the outdoor public pool at the end of the street by myself to work out after work.  not sure I could do a waterpark.
 
2013-07-03 03:28:52 PM
kvinesknows: djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.

they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.


Amateur
My SO is 38H
I went to the bra fitting
/ YOU"RE DAMN RIGHT I DID :)
 
2013-07-03 03:31:06 PM

Trashdigger: It doesn't matter if you farkers enjoy looking at her body or not, or whether or not she is skinny or fat or just right, or anywhere in between.  It is silly to say it was because of her tattoos or because her boobs were too big (neither she or the park officials said it was because of the bathing suit top).

The problem is, her bathing suit was too small to cover her butt and she was asked to comply with the rules of the park.  Instead of putting on some shorts, she had them call the police and then called the media in and claims she was singled out.

It is true, she was singled out, for non-compliance with the park's rules about covering your butt with some kind of material while in their park.  If a large man had a speedo on that didn't cover his whole butt, a lot of you same farkers would be screeching and wailing that he should have been culled from the herd for being so gross.  Welcome me to Fark, where the double-standard is alive and thriving.


Go be reasonable somewhere else.
 
2013-07-03 03:31:38 PM

berylman: I want to go to a waterpark just to cool down and relax and shiat but as a dude in his mid 30's  that would be just way too creepy. No I am not scouting.
/Waaaater .....waaater


I don't find water parks that relaxing. Too much of the hoi polloi. I prefer mid day at my gym, which has a spa and relatively unused pool. In fact, I think I'll go there now, to my happy place, with no kids or dogs or air conditioner fans.
 
2013-07-03 03:33:38 PM

onzmadi: kvinesknows: djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.

they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

Amateur
My SO is 38H
I went to the bra fitting
/ YOU"RE DAMN RIGHT I DID :)


We need photographic evidence.
 
2013-07-03 03:35:06 PM

steklo: elev8meL8r: MythDragon: Those boobs probably interfer with the slide
[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]

I'd still like to visit her Action Park.

Bring your credit card. I hear the fees for entering Action Park are very expensive and parking is hard to find.

well, depending where you're going to park your hardness.


At Action Park. Great Shellac record. Hard in all the right places.
 
2013-07-03 03:35:42 PM

ChipNASA: dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 850x524]

Better.....


[i354.photobucket.com image 484x300]


Fantastic work, good sir.
 
2013-07-03 03:37:19 PM

fat boy: Mama June
Wearing
Daisy Dukes?



farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-03 03:38:27 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: OldRod: She mentions the 16-18 year old girls wearing the same amount but nobody says anything... here's a hint: people *want* to look at 18 year old girls wearing next to nothing.  That might have something to do with it.

What gives ppl the right to not be "offended" by a slightly overweight woman with big titties in a bikini?

This kind of garbage is why shiatloads of women have body image issues.

So she doesnt look like a 16 year old little girl in a bikini....who's the sick one here? Her for wearing a bikini and having a less than absolutely perfect body, or those that think in order for her to be attractive she needs to look like a 16 year old?


This is going to sound really mean, but a shiatload of women, and men, should have body image issues.  We should not be like "Oh it's okay that you are a disgusting whale of a person with a huge increased risk of heart disease, diabetes, and other health problems.  It only matters that you feel good inside."  I'm sorry, but if you are legitimately fat, you should expect people to be averse to looking at you.

It's not that I don't understand.  I'm 6' tall and at one point I weighed 265lbs, and it wasn't muscle.  I was able to get down to around 165lbs, but then I met a girl and as things like that sometimes go, I gained a lot back.  Now I'm 225lbs.  I feel disgusted with myself, and I am going to lose weight again.
 
2013-07-03 03:39:40 PM

Nurglitch: The greatest day of my young life was watching a woman suffer a wardrobe malfunction in a wave-pool. Mind you, unlike many farkers I wouldn't mind seeing a few extra kilos on the woman in question.


Kilos of blow? Were they on her ass, cuz I wouldn't mind that either....
 
2013-07-03 03:41:19 PM
wildcardjack:
I don't find water parks that relaxing. Too much of the hoi polloi. I prefer mid day at my gym, which has a spa and relatively unused pool. In fact, I think I'll go there now, to my happy place, with no kids or dogs or air conditioner fans.

And it's only 26 minutes away.
 
2013-07-03 03:43:03 PM

onzmadi: kvinesknows: djZorbof: rocky_howard: djZorbof: Fake boobs and an ugly belt tattoo. Yeesh.

You have a choice not to do that to yourself lady. No point in complaining if they want you to cover some of that up.

Just because they're massive doesn't mean they fake, y'know?

I suppose some natural ones can be that solid, lifted, and far spaced apart. Not very often though.

they make bikinis with underwire support now eh.


my wifes are larger then that ( 40DDDD) .  She puts on a decent support cup and they look solid..lifted and spaced nicely.

Amateur
My SO is 38H
I went to the bra fitting
/ YOU"RE DAMN RIGHT I DID :)


DDDD == GG = H

?? no?
 
2013-07-03 03:44:01 PM
So I have a season pass for my local waterpark and as much as I hate crowds, it gives my son something to do. (the park is awesome, I have to admit)

I cannot, for the life of me, ignore boobs and asses. I am way past the teenage stage where I get instant boners.

Any tips on peripheral ooglin'?
 
2013-07-03 03:45:28 PM
Big Boobs Won't Fit in Tubes
 
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